#I'm starting to realize I hc Klaus as a massive prankster

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The Umbrella’s Favorite Pizzas headcannon

Luther: Cheese, duh. Used to be really whiny as a kid when people wanted something besides cheese, but he just sucks it up now, because frankly any pizza is good pizza.

Diego: Some kind of “meat lovers” pizza. Pepperoni, bacon, meatball, sausage, you name it.

Allison: some kind of artisanal pizza with arugula and prosciutto, but she’s not being a hipster she 100% genuinely enjoys it.

Klaus: Hawaiian. At first he would ask Grace for Hawaiian pizza just to piss off his siblings coz it’s funny, but he eventually realized he really likes it.

Five: any pizza. Literally any pizza. He was in the apocalypse for 45 years. Anchovies, pineapple, and bbq sauce? Ok!

Ben: Pepperoni, but he’s willing to try most pizzas.

Vanya: She likes a vegetable pizza with mushrooms, peppers, onions, and olives. Everyone thought that was super gross and weird when they were kids, so she’d usually eat it alone, but Allison and Five are usually down to split a pizza now.

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