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How old are the boys? (headcanon full bdays)

Hi @jordynofthedoomstar!!! Thank you so much for the ask. The boys’ full birthdays huh? I take this as Month, Day, Year. I think personally I see Pickles being the eldest and Toki is the youngest.  1. Pickles: June, 03, 1965 

- Pickles started Snakes n’ Barrels at an extremely young age. I mean he ran away from home around the age of 14-15. I believe he started Snakes around the age of 16 in 1982 rode the Glam Rock high and then in the 90′s joined Dethklok when Black Meal became more prevalent. As of today. Pickles would be 56 but in June be turning 57 years old. 

2. Skwisgaar: August, 18, 1967

- I have always had the headcanon that Serveta gave birth to Skwisgaar during her Senior Year of High School and that it was during the last leg of the 60s the Sexual Revolution. I believe Skwisgaar came to America in 1984 having run away from home at 17. He started his music career immediately and joined band after band to survive. Jumping from place to place until he landed with Dethklok in the 90s. As of now Skwisgaar would be 54 years old turning 55 this year. 

3. Murderface: April, 19, 1970

- A year after Murderface was born his father commit murder suicide killing his mother and himself in front of him. It was in the 70s that Murders spiked for the first time in a long time in most US towns. William ran away from his grandparent’s place at the age of 18 the end of the Glam days in 1988 but just early enough to hang around with Pickles in California for a year before Dethklok started. Today Murderface would be 51 turning 52. 

4. Nathan: May, 15, 1972

- Raised in a military family Nathan’s family never really had time or the energy to celebrate birthdays. They just sort of believed that every year they had together was a celebration. I think Nathan’s dad served in Vietnam and Nathan was born right before Oscar shipped out to serve. Oscar stayed in when the war ended because it was easier to stay and serve than to leave and face reality in civilian life. Nathan stayed with his mom in Florida even though he dropped out of school to keep her company. In 1990 He started Dethklok with Pickles and Swkisgaar. This year he’d be turning 50 but now is 49.

5. Toki Wartooth: March, 15, 1980 (May, 11, 1978)

- There are no physical records of Toki’s birth. His birth was in the village by an elder why did they need records. And his father didn’t believe in birthdays so Toki honestly has no idea when his birthday is or how old he is. When Toki joined Dethklok Charles forged his birth certificate and a work visa so that he could stay in the United States and work without being deported to who knew where. Toki was only 16 when he joined Dethklok in 1996 after having traveled to the US in 1995 and survived on the streets for a year. In 2022 Toki would be 41 turning 42 years old physically but according to Charles’ birth certificate he would be 43 turning 44 May 11th being the day that he met the band and started his new life.  

#thank you for the ask! #metalocalypse #metalocalypse headcanon #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #william murderface #I'm sticking to these guys for now if you guys want Mags or Charlie please ask away