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taevayu · 1 year

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── ◜✧◞ matching bios! ﹕ᶻz

part 3 with silly lil randoms and kpop

i hate doors (or another game) – lets play horror games idk lol

life in the dreeaamhouse!! – life in the freeeaakshed idk lol

dont stay up late doing (action) at 1am – thats not fair, but you go to bed at 2... idk lol

feels like butterflies~ – i eat moths for breakfast. idk lol

naevis, calling! – my naevis, we love you aespa naevis HAHAAHAAHA

put me in a coffin – dig my grave idk lol

you know that i don't give a- uh what? – i don't give a what (don't give a what) don't give a what - itzy

clap ya hands now i'm coming back in vogue – check, check, check up on me clap ya hands back in vogue by alexa

on my hot girl shit if you missed it, you can find me on every girl's wish list – check me out while i manifest it- i'll marry myself, even be my own mistress! nirvana girl by sorn ft yeeun, this song is so iconic!

그럼 thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumbs it up – 잠시 dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb it out smartphone by yena

im in my zone, – just leave me alone~ freaky by itzy

nah, i ain't got time for that, tried to act the part and rewind it back – over and over, shows over, take or leave; it's make love or, make believe... dumb dumb by somi

hey dumb dumb! nega sarange ppajingeon nae gyehwekdaero done done – hey dumb dumb! ije aesseuji anado tell me that i’m the one one dumb dumb by somi

imma go burn down bbc😡😡 – take me with you to bbc!!!😍😍 yes lets burn down bbc because loona needs to be saved

im the mafia – (ma ma ma ma mafia ya ya) – we do it like the mafia one in parentheses is optional if you wanna trio

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mypimpademia · 10 months

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you was just talking ab acknowledging that they're perpetuating stereotypes but imma be a hater and take it a step further so if y'all tryna have beef with anyone have it with me and go punch some drywall when i once again retaliate

those stories are LAME. as fuck. not only does it show your lack of creativity and originality (because very often the people who write it write it exclusively) but it shows you're a cheap writer who doesn't care about the source material. yeah i get it, headcanons and all, but you know the thing about headcanons? they're supposed to be adjacent to canon but created in your head. y'all im sorry but eren's a damn loser. he ain't gang banging nobody 💀 there is a point where a headcanon turns into just plain old out-of-character shit, and that is what makes ts so hard to enjoy. that's not the character you were intending to write and have people read about. that's an oc.

and this is a point others have made but i'll reiterate it for fun: it's not just the activities within the fic either. it's how you present the character themselves. the way they speak, the way they look, the way they act. y'all be serious. kirishima isn't being a cool little guy trying to become a great hero and turning around saying "aw whats the matter ma cheer up". the only nigga in mha i'd believe might actually speak like that is sero. remember him?

anyway, the fics where the characters are actually themselves are better in possibly every way. they're cuter, more versatile, more enjoyable to read in general because we can actually see ourselves interacting with the character and not italian mafia boss #2. who wouldn't enjoy watching izuku stumble because he's captivated by you in the sun and he reverts back to his stuttering ways of season one.

write something positive about black people, especially black women, for once. i implore you.

and yes i'm a minor, but i will still read you and push you around like i'm ya mama.

Heavy on that last part‼️ there’s no reason for ppl to portray black ppl in stereotypical ways esp when it’s unnecessary, and ESP if you are also a black person. And if you do, you just need to be aware at the very least🤷🏾‍♀️ Dashi don’t do nun but spit facts tbh🗣️‼️

#discourse #like basically everything they said was the ACTUAL point of that post #truly some of y’all just have a lack of awareness to some shit #and the fact that what I said flew by so many ppls heads and they jumped to a conclusion based on something I never even said showed that‼️#y’all were saying that black writers are gonna leave and what not and then we won’t have proper representation but it’s like ??#bc other black readers and writers put their two cents in about our representation and it started issues for no reason #you can put black ppl in settings where they’re soft and loving–#–just like you can put them into settings where it’s the total opposite without going to war #black ppl saying that they don’t always want to be portrayed in ways that romanticize our struggles and such should not piss anyone off💀💀#read and write to your hearts content if it makes you happy but at the end of the day have some self awareness

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takorossi · 1 year

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Pentagon as Pentagon Songs / Covers

(... that I associate them with, purely self-opinion)

Jinho

hmmm "Someday - Song By JINHO, HUI"?

i feel like Jinho really slayed the vocals on that one you know

if it's not "Someday" then it would probably be "Round 2 - Bonus Track" because #jinhoWWEcommentator era

"Spring Snow"!!!!!! SPRING SNOW.

spring snow.

i loved how excited he was at wanting to perform "Spring Snow" for Road to Kingdom

and also the feels

Hui

would it be basic if i said "Shine"??? not if it's the truth ...

"Shine"

because come on, we all know why it's "Shine", what are you talking about if it's not "Shine"???

maybe "Happiness" because i felt like Hui in that M/V was pretty memorable

but also his line in "Organic song" (E'dawn, Yuto, Woo Seok With Hui), both in the original when Dawn performed it by himself in Pentagon Maker and also the released track

"Basquiat"?? VOCAL KING.

Hongseok

honestly the first thing that comes to mind is "Very Good - PENTAGON Version" (originally by Block B) from RTK

the chocolate abs left an impression

and also the "it's okay as long as he doesn't dance inappropriately afterwards" - an RTK staff member

"Dr. Bebe"

the chocolate back left an impression

"Sparkling Night" because his Oppa-ness really popped off there, ESPECIALLY in this Special Live Clip, wow that video really took me to heaven and back you know, i ascended

Shinwon

if i'm going for associated images seared into my brain, i would pick "DO or NOT" because #jokershinwon era and also "Feelin' Like" even though i know he doesn't like it because POOL SHINWON??? shinwon with GLOVES??? ma lord almighty,,,

if i'm going for music music, it would be "Daisy" because he does my favourite line in that entire song ("haengbokhaeya dwae") in that whisper/breathy tone, sorry i'm just simping at this point

but by that logic, i would also associate him with "Naughty Boy" because of the chicken lyric ... it really stuck

if i don't put "One Shot" here, am i really a Shinwon fan?

so "One Shot" because he wrote it

Yeo One

"Pretty Pretty", definitely

high school Yeo One.

nerd Yeo One era.

mushroom Yeo One era.

Yeo One with GLASSES.

also "Eat" (originally by Zion.T) because :( Pentagon Maker :( Yan An :( comfort chocolate :( ("saranghae ... yO")

Yeo One's verse in "Round 1 - Bonus Track", specifically the part where he goes "nappeun saram ... Yanan, Yanan, Yanan"

Yanan

"Feelin' Like"

muscles.

absolute massive badonkerhonker muscles.

but also "Daisy" because i really like the way he dances in it, feels floaty and nice

also "Eat", for the same reasons as Yeo One

also "Round 1", specifically the part where he goes "(ya geuraedo bang gachi sseuneunde) HWAJANGSHI!!!"

Yuto

probably an unpopular opinion but "Shine" is one of them

his rap and the transition back to the group formation in their "Shine" stages left a sensation in my brain that i don't know how to explain

that one unique #notlikeothergirls "Yuto-da" in "Fantasystic"

those verses of Japanese rap in "Cerberus"? chef's kiss.

that low-toned Wooseok!mock-scream in "Round 2"

Kino

first of all, "Dr. Bebe", for less superficial reasons than Hongseok

like i really, and i mean REALLY love his entire persona in "Dr. Bebe"

from the stages to M/V, the facial expression and stature and makeup were EVERYTHING

in chinese, there's this thing we call 病态 (bìng tài), which directly translates to "state of being sickly" and it sounds kind of wack if you put it like that, but basically the way he embodied that psychological inner warfare in his dance and expressions was absolutely Oscar-worthy

"Daisy" because of his tattoo, and his florist dreams, and his dance, and that mafia dance variety thing they did

just. "Daisy". yeah.

Wooseok

i don't know if it's because of his unique rapping tone, but i associate him with a lot of Pentagon's songs

i mean he wrote and composed my absolute favourite Pentagon song, "BAD"

he also did "Nostalgia", which i like

his verse in "Sparkling Night"??? vocal Wooseok???

"Naughty Boy"??????????

okay that one because i hated his hair in it, i'm sorry Wooseok

but also i felt like he was so intrinsically linked with that song for some reason

it just screamed Wooseok to me

uhm

"The Magic Flute ("Der Hölle Rache" - Queen of the Night aria)"

oops

i'm sorry that was just for the crack i swear

#pentagon #ptg #pentagon headcanons #pentagon imagines #pentagon scenarios #crack #jinho #hui #hongseok #shinwon #yeo one #yanan #yuto #kino #wooseok

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jihyology · 1 year

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Shhh

Guess who loves you? 나야, 나

Do I show you? No야, no

아직 time이 아냐 난

좀 더 가까이, 좀 더 가까이 그러다 갑자기 싹

I'ma steal it, 마음을 훔쳐, you are gonna love me

결정적일 때 이빨을 드러내는 type

나와 두 눈이 마주쳐도 (uh), 난 흔들림이 없어, no (uh)

널 사랑하는 게 죄라면 범인은 who? You'll never know

Baby, 헷갈려, 헷갈려, 헷갈리겠지 넌

결국엔 내 거야, 내 거야, 내게 되겠지 넌

이제 finally, finally 택할 시간이야

벌써 어느새 또 밤이 되었습니다

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 링딩딩��딩딩

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 또 아침이 밝았습니다

어젯밤에도, you don't even know (ayy)

누구일까 mafia? (Ayy)

날이 밝아도, you don't even know (ayy)

누구일까 mafia?

배우보다 더 배우

늑대 가지고 노는 여우 (no)

전혀 안 보이겠지 clue (uh-huh)

하지만 나에겐 다 계획이 있다고, go

그만 머뭇머뭇대 슬슬 작전 개시

너를 뺏어, 뺏어, 뺏어 like a caper movie, ready?

알 수 없는 poker face (uh), 점령해 네 맘속 place (uh)

Hurry up, baby, catch me if you can, 하하

Baby, 헷갈려, 헷갈려, 헷갈리겠지 넌

결국엔 내 거야, 내 거야, 내게 되겠지 넌

이제 finally, finally 택할 시간이야

벌써 어느새 또 밤이 되었습니다

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 링딩딩딩딩딩

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 누구일까 mafia?

마지막 밤이 깊었어, baby

이 밤이 지나면 네 곁엔 나 하나, yeah, yeah

(마) 마침내 (피) 피할 수 없는

(아) 아침이 와 (하하하하하하하하)

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 링딩딩딩딩딩

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 또 아침이 밝았습니다

어젯밤에도, you don't even know (ayy)

누구일까 mafia? (Ayy)

날이 밝아도, you don't even know (ayy)

누구일까 mafia

fun fact: I pulled a muscle trying to do this dance at 6am in the morning eh eh see what I did there?

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hynko · 3 years

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hq characters responding to “I’m in the mafia”

BYE THIS IS SO RANDOM BUT UM YEAH

requests open

various characters :D, gn!reader

genre: crack.

warnings: profanity

end :)

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lokislytherin · 2 years

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luca kaneshiro if he was korean

luca, singing to himself: i'm the mafia ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya, we do it like a mafia!

detective mysta rias, pouncing out of the shadows: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES

luca: I'M LITERALLY JUST SINGING THAT'S SO UNPOG

#luxiem #incorrect luxiem #luca kaneshiro #mysta rias #kaneshitpost #mystaworldwide #im back with my itzy references!#different fandom this time tho #itzy #mafia in the morning #when it came out i was so obsessed with this #i feel like lore luca could have this energy

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hanjisungs-bigtittyg0thgf · 2 years

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Yoo fantasy and mafia? I'm 100% down for it I legit simp for everything you write specially for ateez because ma babies

I had that idea if you wanna write about mafia pls put gambler woo in it like why is that not a thing with yall how did we pass that scene easily in don't stop without writing a whole essay about it like hello ya sexy bitch for fantasy it'd be great if you wrote about their actual storyline like the story will take place in a dystopian world with the shifting dimensions and stuff you'll ace that shit it's gonna be a lot of work tho (make sure you're mentally stable for that when you write it takes a lot of effort to write I know don't over work yourself) tbh I'm waiting for any release from you it doesn't matter what is it.

Also good luck with your fantasy novel I'm sure you're doing great 💕

🐱

ugh can you imagine gambler woo with cards in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other??? where’d my panties go-

as for fantasy, bestie i really don’t have a clue what’s going on with their actual storyline so i really couldn’t do it justice. i could easily put something together based solely on their kingdom stages but i couldn’t possibly do their whole universe justice.

as for a new release, how does hatefuck pt4 sound? i’ve got some fine tuning to do but i think i’m pretty much done with that and ready to move on to pt5 (which might be the last part, idk yet, depends on how it ends)

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scortchedtoast · 3 years

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Stockholm syndrome got me... I'm the mafia ma-ma-ma-ma mafia ya ya we do it like a mafia

#i can rock with it if im watching the stages now

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koocycle · 3 years

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? Play thing wasn’t that good lmao people keep hyping anything these dats lol

uh

Guess who loves you? 나야, 나

Do I show you? No야, no

아직 time이 아냐 난

좀 더 가까이, 좀 더 가까이 그러다 갑자기 싹

I'ma steal it, 마음을 훔쳐, you are gonna love me

결정적일 때 이빨을 드러내는 type

나와 두 눈이 마주쳐도, 난 흔들림이 없어, no

널 사랑하는 게 죄라면, 범인은 who? You'll never know

Baby, 헷갈려, 헷갈려, 헷갈리겠지 넌

결국엔 내 거야, 내 거야, 내 게 되겠지 넌

이제 finally, finally 택할 시간이야

벌써 어느새 또 밤이 되었습니다

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 링딩딩딩딩딩

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 또 아침이 밝았습니다

어젯밤에도, you don't even know (ayy)

누구일까 mafia? (Ayy)

날이 밝아도, you don't even know (ayy)

누구일까 mafia?

배우보다 더 배우

늑대 가지고 노는 여우 (no)

전혀 안 보이겠지 clue (uh-huh)

하지만 나에겐 다 계획이 있다고, go

그만 머뭇머뭇대, 슬슬 작전 개시

너를 뺏어, 뺏어, 뺏어 like a caper movie, ready?

알 수 없는 poker face, 점령해 네 맘속 place

Hurry up, baby, catch me if you can, 하하

Baby, 헷갈려, 헷갈려, 헷갈리겠지 넌

결국엔 내 거야, 내 거야, 내 게 되겠지 넌

이제 finally, finally 택할 시간이야

벌써 어느새 또 밤이 되었습니다

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 링딩딩딩딩딩

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 누구일까 mafia?

마지막 밤이 깊었어, baby

이 밤이 지나면, 네 곁엔 나 하나, yeah, yeah

(마) 마침내 (피) 피할 수 없는

(아) 아침이 와 (하하하하하하하하)

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 링딩딩딩딩딩

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 또 아침이 밝았습니다

어젯밤에도, you don't even know (ayy)

누구일까 mafia? (Ayy)

날이 밝아도, you don't even know (ayy)

#this is just me getting tumblr famous at this point #inbox.exe

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filthykpopmulti · 3 years

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I'm the mafia ma ma ma ma mafia ya ya we do it like a mafia

#itzy #in the morning #guess who #music #Spotify #queenofthequeue

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groovetrill · 3 years

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I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 링딩딩딩딩딩

I'm the mafia (ma-ma-ma-ma-mafia-ya-ya)

(We do it like a mafia) 또 아침이 밝았습니다

#ITZY #in the morning #GUESS WHO #EP #groovetrill #Spotify

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Tommy & Ali

Chatting ‘bout Christmas, boy troubles, pregnancy AND THE FACT THE BABY IS TOTALLY NOT DREW’S LOLLOLLOL

Tommy: Oi! 😼 What you gettin da cos like even I feel cheeky considering socks for 2 years running Ali joined the chat 3 hours ago Tommy: I was gonna go full rivers of whiskey cept I'd probs drown myself in it before the bottle was in the bag 😂 Ali: So you should, elf on the shelf! Socks should only ever be an add-on prezzie, even if they're DEAD comical, like. Ali: Speaking of elf on the shelf, would you be willing to come round mine every day at the crack of dawn (aka JUST before the kiddos will arise like horrible demon krakkens from the depths) so I can arrange you in comical positions and situations? Ali: They love that shit. I on the other hand want to murder the CEO of whatever company/the high-key mum mafia that made this shit popular again. Ali: I've got me thinking cap on for the old man for ye...Hmm Ali: (and how rude to get cuffed for the season and not even get to the part where you get a bomb-ass present/someone to tout around the family functions...rude. You not actually at the bottom of a bottle quite yet though, yeah? Doing the obligatory welfare checkup here) Tommy: Excuse you miss money bags! 💰 just 'cause you're one of the rare artists who ain't starving like! some of us don't have boyfriends who cook or paying audiences Tommy: so yeah obvs! Gotta keep in shape just in case don't I? catch me pirouetting across your patio bitch Tommy: Green's my colour these days and red's always been signature Tommy: I'm alright (love you for asking!) how's you? Tommy: Genuinely Ali: Oh yeah, 'cos father will flip his shit if the price tag ain't AT LEAST three figs... 😏 Silly billy, and oi, oi! My student loan ain't kicked in yet ...I'm on a gap yaaaaaah though, darling, I've simply GOTTA act like a frivilous rich bitch. Deal with it, you're still the shady bitch of the fam, okay? 😘 Ali: Yaaasss, you're gonna have to drop a couple of pounds to fit in that teeny costume but a day in the life of a TRUE star init, babe? I believe in you Ali: Bet you didn't come here to be called fat, did you? How fucking cheeky is that forreal Ali: Colour of luck boy 🍀🍀🍀 Ali: Hmm, ngl I'm in a bit of a...situation, and I ain't talking I've forgot to order a turkey Tommy: Imagine...jog on old man just 'cause went for the quantity with the sprogs doesn't mean you'll get quality back soz Tommy: try it but good luck trying to get your little uns to deal with you being the spoilt one 😂 Tommy: well since I got the 🍀 its 🤞 Tommy: feckin hell has caleb forgotten kids are for life not just chrimbo again? Tommy: I'll deck his halls if he's being a prick Ali: That'll show him! That's what you get for bringing me into this world, whole lotta backchat and not an ounce of grattitude, take that! Ali: Join me 'cos I'm sure that's what mum feels I've got her Ali: We did Rio's first Xmas morning, and 2nd, at home! It really is Caleb's fams turn Ali: I can't help that its Junie's first, evidently I ain't planning this shit woman! Ali: #contraceptionwhomst? #pulloutnhopeforthebest #itswhatgodwouldwant Ali: And it ain't like we're not coming over for a second dinner, we fat as hell, get wid it and pass the gravy Ali: Catch me in the tesco throwing tantrums with Rio on the reg tbh #twocanplayatthatgamehoney #childrenraisingchildren Ali: Nah, although loving all the macho threats of violence when my honour is at stake as of late...Is my drama letting you live up to your full brotherly potential? Welcome... Ali: TMI, give a shit, but I'm late on and I've thrown up a few times, not from the mother's ruin, like Ali: hahahahahama'sgonnakillmeisn'tshe Ali: whatthefucklike Tommy: Who you kidding you're the blatant fave & lbr if the lord's got his specs on should be even more so for following her shining example like Tommy: honor thy father and mother and all that Tommy: who doesn't love a mini me Tommy: especially one who can sing every sperm is sacred with perf pitch Tommy: Amen! this aint 1850 pass the roasties gdi! Tommy: all we want for christmas is carbs Tommy: OH MY CHRIST NOT AGAIN Tommy: 😧 Tommy: I know you're on your gap year but no need to be so literal Ali: Ha, please! Not Tess Vickers' fave. Da's, obviously, as he is mine, (babe). You and Joe are the momma's boys, always have been, you needy little babbas. Ali: A woman who doesn't love herself...damn, too deep, reverse, reverse! Ali: You'd be surprised how annoying an all-singing-all-dancing constant reminder of all your best and worst bits is Ali: Usually the best, which is happy-making magic, but when its the worst...GOOD LORDT. Plus its a reminder of the same in your other half, and we all like to overlook that shit now, don't we? *sips tea* Ali: God I am gonna go HAM with my 'cravings' this Chrimbo...what timing! Maybe I did plan this after-all Ali: but no, I did not Ali: But yeah...this is a thing I'm processing, thought I'd drag you down with me 🤷 Tommy: I was gonna be all like not with him probs dead in a ditch and me one audition away from getting cosy in a cardboard box but I better swerve too dont wanna spend the season with the samaritans on speed dial Tommy: you and fraze are the success stories savor it Tommy: honey I've got a mirror Tommy: and near constant feedback from them in the know Tommy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tommy: that's calebs chrimbo gift sorted then yeah? Ali: Lordy, I know we're Irish but there's no need to be that fuckin' maudlin, Tommo Ali: Oh, you wanted an idea for Da but that is SO Fraze's prezzie Ali: Just tell him that, all day. Money can't buy that kinda happiness Ali: The spirit of the Holidays Ali: Them in the know don't know shit Ali: I mean...gift or curse? Ali: We've only just got back on track, this is probably going to derail the whole damn caboose Tommy: everyone's a critic and there's only one shane macgowan I hear ya Tommy: I reckoned you meant a mirror for a sec I was like uh huh he's got that one covered love 😏 Tommy: Hey! That's mine covered 🙋 just repeat that back to me Tommy: those clueless cunts Tommy: Nah he'll be buzzing esp if he gets another girl Tommy: there's only one Rio but he's shameless ha Tommy: leave the cursing for ma she'll be doing plenty once she's done stuffing your stocking with contraceptives Ali: Mhmm, save it for the improptu karaoke when we're all feeling merry on the day, like Ali: Lmao, he'd live in a 360 degree view changing room if he could Ali: How millenial of us! Lets just gift each other with positive affirmations Ali: Maybe...Gah Ali: Whatever, whether he deals or doesn't, doesn't change the fact I am with child again and yeah, Caleb's reaction is the least of my worries Ali: I'm going to be going to Uni abroad with 3 kids...damn Ali: If I don't get locked away for my own good, of course Tommy: 😇 Will do Tommy: I reckon that's the goal when he 'makes it' Tommy: scrawl it on my personalised starbies cup and have done babe Tommy: You're grand it'll just be one hell of a plane ride Tommy: 🍀 & 🤞 Tommy: OH SHIT WAIT Tommy: the whole Caleb reaction thing has me thinking...not to be rude but Tommy: it is his yeah? Ali: It better be Ali: Aside from the Drew incident I didn't shag anyone else Ali: and we used a condom Ali: I mighta been several sheets to the wind but I hadn't lost my whole goddamn mind Tommy: thank christ for that Tommy: imagine trying to play happy families with that twat Ali: Amen Ali: Yeah that isn't the life I've signed up for Ali: Bitches forget I already got a ring on my finger, like Ali: Legal or otherwise Tommy: Beyonce is here for your union Tommy: good enough for me Tommy: low key proud of ya not to be an enabler but like Tommy: I'll happily hooray you getting Drew to put something on it too god knows where that fuckboy's been Ali: Thank you! I will take that hooray because I literally had to mum Ro's arse and tell her to do the same every time Ali: AND had to do it in such a way it didn't sound like I was saying as much, like, your boyf is a cheater and we all know it sweetie Tommy: ugh 😷 glad you did though I hear your next door nemesis had to get herself to the clinic sharpish & i don't reckon she'd spread gossip that'd make her out to be riddled Tommy: 🦀🐛 Ali: 🤢😤 Unsurprised on both their behalf there but low-key furious Ali: he knows how that bitch treats Ro, and always has done Ali: there's being a cheat with any random hoe and then there's that...is it me or is that next-level careless? Ali: To the point it looks like he's doing it to hurt her, I'm sure he's just ignorant but, like, what the fuck?!!? Tommy: RIGHT? Tommy: like I don't doubt she ain't telling him all the ins and outs of her childhood drama but still Tommy: even with more brains than biceps he's gotta have a clue or two Tommy: OOOPS ACCIDENTAL COMPLIMENT Tommy: I'm offended on my own behalf Tommy: almost as cringe as once thinking he was hot 🤓😳 kms Ali: Yeah but it ain't like he's not been here...and she's still a cunt to Ro now, so Ali: Tries to be to me but who's listening, Bitch I'm deaf all of a sudden??? Ali: Hahahahaha Ali: He's attractive, to the point its kinda fact more than opinion so I don't think you're alone on that score Ali: If the notches on his bedpost are anything to go by...and I fucked him so can't be judging, consider your sins absolved, no hail mary's needed, maybe a few bloodys when I next pin u down for an IRL debrief? Ali: Oh wait, a bitch can't...I'll make it a Virgin Mary...WHEY! Tommy: True and I know he ain't got a bitch muted 'cause I aint rn either 👀 & my specs are on when I'm scrolling Tommy: I see what I see Tommy: 😞 Tommy: Fuck it lets go dancing Tommy: bounce that bump while you still can Ali: 'Course not, gotta 'low the bitch to slide into dem dms on the reg, if for nothing else than the ego boost Ali: 😒 Ali: I need that, lets go lets go lets go, its been TIME since I got to go out and not take the bubs Ali: I'll have to see who can have 'em though... Ali: Can't be mum, really selling how responsible a parent I'm gonna be to 3 by throwing 2 at her and fucking off to partay Tommy: SAMSIES...not that I'm going out with 2 kids on the reg but y'know Tommy: we on it 💃 Tommy: Dial up their daddy Tommy: he'll step up while we step out I'm sure Ali: Sure, just the one, like #oosh! toosoonforbants? Ali: Can but try, I'll get back to you when he replies Ali: Ooh, what are we gonna wear Tommy: I've got my elf cossie if I can only squeeze in Tommy: you could pin a red letter on if you've got something that won't clash 🤔 own that guilt like a good catholic 📿 Ali: Ooh, festive AND appropriate for my situ, I like it. Tommy: A for advent sweeties 😘 Tommy: can you cut my hair though I looking like the grinch if he was a blonde blue eyed dreamboat Ali: And Awesome! And Ali! And Ass! 😎 Ali: Obvi, you never could rock the long hair look, remember that dark period in time 😂 Ali: Can I try something slightly new tho? 🤔 Tommy: why the feck not gotta at least look ready to mingle like Tommy: 💔😂 Ali: Dubo not gonna know what's hit it and ya mans gonna know what he missing when I'm done with you! Promise Tommy: I'll hold you to it Tommy: no pressure Tommy: oooh maybe we could go shopping 😀 Ali: You know I'm winning boys back like its my business Ali: well, boy singular but that's enough, right? #greedybisexual Ali: I am always down for killing time snapping up killer #lewks, lets do it man Tommy: yaaaaaaaaaaas Tommy: careful I might hold you to that too #tipsfrommybabysiskms Ali: baby be wise tho 💞 where u at i'll come get u Tommy: about a lot of things yeah 👍 nws I'll come at you I need the exercise #aintforgotyoucalledmeafattylike Ali: alright well, RUN FORREST RUN Tommy: 🏃

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