#I'm warning you

[livstarlight]

I swear to God not on my fucking watch

#IT'S ON SIGHT #don't do anything stupid Kevin #I'm warning you #namor #black panther #wakanda forever #namor x shuri #susan storm #invisible woman #mcu

[kathegoose]

alright i don't think i can even post this one here. it's worse than mimic making out with mimic

i recommend you don't see under the cut near anybody else (seriously) 🏍️🏍️🏍️💥

...JUST KIDDING,

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS FROM REGINALD IN PANTS✨

thought you were gonna see some hot endo action? you must be a real real gnarly fool to think that

(drew and scheduled this post 28.3.2024, i'm coming prepared!)

#hot endo action #i'm warning you #fnaf #fnaf endo #fnaf fanart #my art #oh god i don't think i have the guts to tag this but banger art must get traction somehow #it's too... out there....... #fnaf sb #endoskeleton #glamrock endo #reginald the endo #i can't stop drinking dirty road water /srs #every time i see the stream of dirty water down the road when walking home i just kneel over and cup it in my hand and sip it #i just can't help myself #tw: eyestrain

[jackhues]

Imagine Sid’s daughter sneaking instagram and Nate accidentally rats her out by being like, did you see my close friends story? or my insta story? Ofc she follows big brother Nate and he says he won’t tell sid, he just forgets and Sids like, ur what? i said no.

he ends up not caring but she’s like

“thanks asshole” to nate

hah! sid would be like no socials until you're 18, but like he doesn't rlly enforce the rule, it's just there. ofc by the time she's like 14 everyone she knows has ig, so she goes ahead and gets it (she doesn't post her face or her dad or anything that might draw attention). that summer she's posting a pic on her story, and nate sees and is like "omgg you have instagram that's so cool!" and nate promises not to tell sidney so the two follow each other.

months pass, half the team knows but sid has no clue, everything's going great! and then all of a sudden nate's like "hey, did you see my story? that fish came out of nowhere?" and she's like oh shiit, and sid's like "wait what? someone explain." so with a sigh, she explains to her dad that she has ig and nate the big idiot who can't keep his mouth shut just exposed her. "but like no one knows it's me, i've been so responsible!" she says. "i still said no," sid says, trying to be a stern parent for once. it doesn't work bcz tbh she hasn't done anything wrong, she's being safe, and it's not like anyone knows it's her, so he just waves it off.

"thanks asshole," she makes a face at nate.

"don't swear!" sid calls after her.

send in concepts!

#sidney crosby #dad! sidney crosby #naqia writes! #don't get me too attached to this i'll make it an au #i'm warning you #buttercup's world! au

[altocat]

Some of you guys have been sending messages asking about Berserk.

And I am warning you right now that Griffith is way worse than Sephiroth will ever be.

Make of that what you will.

#Berserk #Asks #Griffith #I'm warning you #Also the series pulls no punches and could potentially be upsetting for some viewers/readers #So know what you're getting into #I recommend '97 anime as a gateway to the manga

[emeraldskulblaka]

Oughhh Maxim's Hermes premiere tomorrow

#zhenya fans BEHAVE #I'm WARNING you #emskulblaka

[fiction-is-not-reality3]

@ anon asking about the legality of l/s in the US: go to my DW, look up the relevant l/s tag ("tags" is one of the buttons under "FinR"), once you're in look for the posts also tagged as "sourced post"

#if finr2 was careful finr3 is going to be unsufferable #I'm warning you #80% of my content will be on dw #or at least the interesting content

[airlocksandaviaries]

If this post gets 3 notes, I’ll start posting from my 11k collective words worth of Stony ficlets

I’ve been building them up in my notes page for a while. Should I post them here on AirlocksandAviaries or start a sideblog? 👀

#stevetony #just say the words and I'll do it #I'm warning you #superhusbands #steve x tony #steve rogers #tony stark #mcu #marvel #iron man #captain america

[lone-wolf-nergiganos]

Oh, and if any of you guys dares to DM me a sex joke, just know that it won't end well for you 😉

#i'm warning you #warning

[based-brawler-lazagna]

Hello, sweetie!! ❣️❣️

Mira/Dan for the shipping game, Please.

Inch-resting one indeed

Don’t Ship It

Why don’t you ship it? Honestly I've just never thought about it. As far as I remember from NV, the only relationship they had was one of them leading the rebellion and the other... also leading the rebellion? Idk, I don't remember much of Mira actually taking up her role as leader once Danma "Daniel" Kuso shows up. What would have made you like it? If Dan was at all a good person💀 /j BUT ALSO, iirc, Mira was always so focused on her brother that she didn't really get to build meaningful relationships with anyone else (I mean I don't really remember any meaningful relationships in NV outside of the Vexos but maybe I'm wrong). Just going off what I remember and what I've seen on tumblr since. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? I'm sure it's nice if you really put in the work to show off how their personalities mesh.

#I'd better not see a SINGLE mention of Keith and Mira being sus in the notes #I'M WARNING YOU #mira fermin #dan kuso #ask game

[bxmblxbee]

#musings #music #amity bee #I'll push you back harder #i'm warning you

[egophiliac]

just something I wanted to try! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy this, thank you)

#art #twisted wonderland #gif warning #gifs that remind you that they are still just cats warning #i was going to do the tail stepped but i actually kind of liked it with the interpolation? #i thought it would look weird with cheka being frame by frame but. i dunno. ymmv but i think it's kind of fun! #it is also Late™ and i did this mostly all in one sitting so my brain is kind of fried #that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it

[tardxsblues]

Because you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other. We talk all the time. We've been talking for millions of years. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla. I say something brilliant, and he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great. You never say what you're really thinking.

#i bring you another gif montage #because i'm going insane #good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #gos2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #idiots in love #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #tvedit #gif warning #long post #tw for the final 15

[draconequusdraws]

Happy October 1st, Everyone 👻🎃

The me-noodle is dressed up as Link, because Tears of the Kingdom is absolutely amazing, and made the Zelda fan in me squee u3u

Past the Diane Foxington picture, works this month shall be dedicated to TOTK and BOTW - so I got a good catalogue~

#dracdrawsart #tears of the kingdom #mature artist warning #don't follow me expecting sfw pics like this #i'm warning you

[overherekittykitty]

❝ still ticklish as ever, huh? ❞

"Don't you Dare try it Mirage."

#asks answered #123mirage #I'm warning you

[powdermelonkeg]

Okay but genuinely why is the no fly list a USA government secret. Shouldn't it be public knowledge anyways? Genuinely who benefits from keeping it secret.

#someone explain this to me like i'm five please #esp because you can get banned from flying if your name is SIMILAR to one on the no fly list so shouldn't they give advance warning #that way you can show up with the proper paperwork???

[inkskinned]

before you know about women, you hear that you do not need to love the man, just that you need to love him through his manhood. which is to say you have seen the future painted in lamb's blood over your eyes - how your mother shoots you a look about your father's inability to cook right. how your aunt holds her wineglass and says i'm gonna kill em. men, right! how your best friend bickers with her boyfriend, how she says i can't help it. i come back to him.

you learn: men are gonna cheat. men aren't going to listen when you're talking, because you're nagging. men think emotions are stupid. they think your life is vapid and your hobbies are embarrassing. men will slam things, but that's because men are allowed to be angry. if you get loud, you're hysterical. if a man gets loud - well, men are animals, men are dogs, men can't control their hands or their eyes or their bodies. they're going to make a snide comment about you in the locker room, about your body, about how you're so fucking annoying. you're going to give him kids, and he will give you the money for the kids, and you're going to be running the house 24/7 - but he gets to relax after a long day, because his job is stressful. the man is on stage, and is a comedian, and says "women!"

and you are supposed to love that. you are supposed to love men through how horrible they are to you - because that's what women do. that's what good women do. wife material. your father even told you once - it'll make sense when you're older. it was like staring down a very lonely tunnel.

it feels like something's caught in your throat, but it's all you know, so. it's okay that you see sex as a necessary tool, a sort of okay-enough ritual to keep him happy, even though he doesn't seem to care about happiness as-applied-to you. it is relationship upkeep. it is kissing him and smiling even though he didn't brush his teeth. it is getting on your knees and looking up and holding back a sigh because he barely holds you as you panic through the night. it's not like the sex is bad and you do like feeling wanted. and besides! he's a man! like... they're another species. you'll never be able to actually communicate, right. he isn't listening.

you just don't get it. you don't feel that sense of i'm gonna climb him like a tree. mostly it just feels fucking exhausting. you play the part perfectly. you smile and nod and are "effortlessly" charming. and it's fine! it's alright! you even love him, if you're looking. you could have good life, and a good family, and perfectly happy.

in the late night you google: am i broken. you google i'm not attracted to my husband. you google i get turned on by books but not by him. you google how to get better in bed.

the first time he yells at you, it almost feels like blankness. like - of course this is happening. this is always how it was going to end up. men get angry, and they yell, and you sit there in silence.

you mention it to your friend - just the once - while you're drunk. she shrugs and says it's like that with me too, i just try to forget and move on. men are always gonna hear what they want to. pick your battles and say sorry even though he's in the wrong. you play solitaire online for a month. you go to your therapist appointment and preach about how you're both so in love.

after all, you have a future to want. nobody lied about it - how many instagram posts say marriage is hard. say real love takes work. say we fight like cats and dogs but the best part is that we always make up. how many of your friends say happy anniversary to the best and worst thing to ever happen to me. if you really loved him - loved yourself too - you'd accept that men are just different from you.

the first time she kisses you, it's on a dare at a party. something large and terrifying whips through your body. you wake up sweating from dreams where her mouth is encrusted with pearls and you pick them off one by one with your teeth. fuck. you sit at the computer and your almost-finished game of sim city. you think about your potential perfect life and your potential future family. you google am i gay quiz with your little hands shaking.

you delete each letter slowly. you don't need to love him. you just need to keep going.

#warm up #writeblr #this is also about being ace btw #my identity has slowly shifted over time and maybe if everyone is REAL cool i'll talk bout it #bc it's complicated and nuanced. but this is like #trying to warn u that if you find it “relationship upkeep” to have sex with ur partner #and don't actually enjoy it or seek it for urself. u might just not be attracted to them. #which is fine ! ace ppl can be perfectly happy in any relationship they feel good in! #but also i wasn't as straight as i had expected! #> the first time i saw dick i was like. huh. oh okay that's fine i guess #> the first time i saw pussy i was like. WAIT ACTUALLY HANG ON I GET IT #i just assumed sex wasn't all it was cracked up to be ya know #but also like. btw? this IS NOT saying ''u might be gay not ace'' #bc tbh i'm grey ace/demisexual #it's saying u might not be into ur partner. explore urself & ur feelings. turn inward. #TAKE THIS IN THE MANNER IT WAS MEANT> GENTLE AND KIND #AND NOT IN A WEIRD INTERNET WAY PLEASE #bc the truth is that there ARE ppl who are gay who assume that they just ''don't like'' sex #and ace ppl who might need a different partner w/different needs #and i would have REALLY needed to hear ''check in w/urself about if u actually like sex'' #WAY EARILIER in my life. but nobody said anything bc they assume if ur having sex. u like it. #not just the actual act of sex. not once ur turned on. do you ACTUALLY like it. or is it a burden? #even if ur gay. check w/urself. maybe ur more ace than u realized. in which case. ADDITIONAL FLAG BB #i love collecting my flags. i'm at like 354 at this point #but also btw this is about how toxic relationships are SO normalized that u can be in one #and have everyone around u being like ''THATS JUST MEN LOL''