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[mayajadewrites]

I Wish I Hated You (Levi Ackerman x Reader)

summary: You don't do second chances. Especially after you gave your heart to Levi Ackerman, and he decided to throw it away so the next person has to repair the damage. Will Levi put his ego aside and finally admit his feelings for you are far deeper than you imagined? Or is a second chance out of the question?

warnings: eventual smut, this is a slow burn

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C H A P T E R T H R E E: K E Y

You look around your entire apartment to see if Levi left the spare key you gave him. 

Nothing.

You sigh and admit defeat as you sip on your coffee which was made perfectly made. 

The bagel is warm so it couldn't have been long since Levi stopped by. Reluctantly, you take a bite of the bagel your ex boyfriend brought you. This too is perfectly made.

"He must've gotten these from the shop by his house." You say to yourself as you scroll through your phone, trying to kill time. You find Hange's name and text her to pick you up to bring you to your car.

Hange: Don't you have your car back already?

You: Um no... I woke up 15 minutes ago.

Hange: I helped Levi bring it to your house like 45 minutes ago. I thought you knew.

You move your curtain out of the way and see your car perfectly parked in your assigned spot. It looks like he got it washed, too. 

You're fuming. Who does this man think he is? 

You: I need you to give me my key back.

Levi: Why don't you start the conversation off with 'Thank you Levi for getting my car for me, getting it washed, and grabbing me breakfast'. 

You: I don't need to be nice to you. Give me my key back.

Levi: Ok but I made copies.

Of fucking course he did.

You: What is your deal? We're not together anymore so why do you need a key to my house? I gave you back your key.

Levi: You can get another key if you want.

You: That is not the point. The point is we broke up. So we don't need to be in each others lives at all anymore.

Levi: I never said I didn't want you in my life.

Tsk. The nerve of this man. 

You: You made it clear that you didn't want something long term with me. So what was the point of wasting both of our times?

Levi didn't respond. Ghosted. Typical for him. 

- 

The next day you have the opening shift - 6am to 2 pm. You prefer the morning shifts but the wake ups never get easier. 

You help serve the customers and make coffee - thankfully your shop is locally owned and doesn't get terribly busy. You also get to see the same faces every day which is comforting. 

When you look up after making a matcha latte, you see Mikasa Ackerman. Levi's cousin who you took on as your little sister. After the break up, you swore you would stay in her life. Your face lights up when her eyes meet yours and you run around the counter to give her a hug.

"Mikasa! God I missed you!" You cup her face with your hands. "You look good. How's life? How's Eren?" 

"I missed you too." Mikasa smiled. "I'm good and Eren is good. We would love to go to dinner with you soon!" 

"Okay, but your cousin is not invited." You half laugh, mostly because he might actually show up.

"Absolutely not." She grabbed her latte. "I've gotta run to work, it was nice seeing you! I'll text you!" 

The rest of your workday went as normal. No Levi interruptions. 

"Have a good day!" You wave goodbye to your boss and open the door to leave.

There he is, leaning against your car. 

You swat at him to get off your car. "Don't you have a job?" 

"I do. I'm on my lunch." Levi moved to the left of where he just was. 

"Okay... so go get something for lunch. I'm leaving." 

"I wanted to get lunch with you. We should talk." 

"Oh now we should talk." You raise your arms. "Now Levi Ackerman is ready to talk. That's great, talk to a therapist." You slam your car door and start the engine.

"If I talk to a therapist can I take you to lunch?"

"No."

"I want us to be friends." Levi leaned into your car. You can't help but stare at his sculpted jawline and his jet black locks that cover one of his eyebrows. He definitely just got his undercut done. 

"We can't be friends." You snap yourself out of whatever trance you were in. "I don't need any more friends."

"You have 1 friend and that's Hange."

"And that's enough for me. Anything else?"

"We're gonna be friends." Levi tapped the car window. "You don't really have a choice."

"You're like a roach." You press the button for your window to close. Levi's still staring at you intently. He never answered your text but felt so compelled to show up to your job and beg you to be friends? 

- 

As days go by, you feel the hole in your heart that Levi left start to close ever so slightly. You're nowhere near rebuilt, but you're healing. You spend your time working, writing, reading, and trying your best to avoid seeing Levi. He's stopped his random visits and hasn't text you, which feels... right. You're not supposed to talk to your ex boyfriend after you break up. Especially when you didn't want to break up but HE didn't want to commit long term.

...Right?

#levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman fanfiction #levi x reader #levi ackerman smut #levi ackerman fanfic #attack on titan #levi ackerman attack on titan #aot

[betbeton]

𓆱 Pardon -!?

Barking at HQ and AoT men

Warnings - Suggestive (not really it's just a little spicy)

18 + Below cut Minors DNI

·GN Reader·

·Request·

·A/N - i accidentally deleted the second part of my derek goffard × reader piece and i'm fuming 🙃·

・❥・ Masterlist

⪧ Oikawa Tooru

The first time you bark at him it sends him reeling, like dramatically gasping with a hand on his chest

He is S H O C K E D that you had the audacity

Despite his bluster he barks backㅡ

He will leave you wherever you are if you do this in public though

It doesn't matter if no-one is around

He's acting like he doesn't know who this barking goblin is

How could you do this to him-!? You're beloved partner-!! The man you intended to spend the rest of your life with-! Really though with how petty and childish he can be at times he should have seen this coming. After all he had ignored you to rub his face into the fur on Iwaizumi's dog the second you two greeted him at the airport. Since he was so infatuated with the dog the only logical course of action for you to take was to become the dog. As your little group left the terminal to drive Iwaizumi to your home was when you struck. Oikawa hadn't heard you at first, shrugging the mumbling noise off as you rambling off a to-do list or speaking to Iwa. The second time you 'woofed' at him was when it registered in his pretty little head.

YOU HAD BARKED AT HIM-!!

And in public no less-!!

The look he threw over his shoulder was borderline deadly. He kept that gaze on you the entire drive back home, cute nose crinkled as his eyes squinted and eyebrows furrowed. Once he had come to terms with you're brief moment of 'having the audacity to bark at your beloved' he leaned on the table in your shared home like he was in a terrible romance movie and barked at you for a solid hour . . .

⪧ Sawamura Daichi

He is concerned

Did Suga put you up to this? Or was it Tanaka and Noya!? He needs to know!

His first instinct to to say 'bad dog' while bopping you with the daily newspaper

If you do him dirty in front of friends he'll pretend he didn't hear you

If you keep it up he'll tug on your ear like an irritated Nan

It was supposed to be a nice lunch out with old friends. You had even invited some of your old highschool companions. So how could you do him so dirty?! And in front of Suga of all people, he knew he wasn't going to live this one down untill he was cremated and even then . . . he wouldn't put it past Suga to keep the teasing going when you're all ghosts. Cheeks tinting pink he patted your leg to try and get you to stop, but it only encouraged you to bark louderㅡ

The worst part? Sugawara joined in on the barking. Now he had two of his favourite people in the world barking at him and making a scene in public. Poor Asahi thought it was all a big joke so he was nervously chuckling while throwing concerned glances at Daichi, trying to silently ask if he was okay. This situation would have been embarrassing on it's own, but it seemed your own friends weren't bothered. They kept on chatting with each other, one even going so far as to flirt with the poor confused waiter when they came to take your orders. Though there was something you and Suga hadn't expected and that was Daichi steeling his embarrassed nerves and grabbing both of you by the ear, while scolding you like a tired parent.

⪧ Porco 'Pock' Galliard

Leaves you wherever you are

Straight up walks away like he doesn't know you and wasn't just holding your hand or cuddling

Even if you two are alone he'll walk awayㅡ

Even goes so far as to announce that he has no idea who this weirdo is and why they are following him

In summary - He don't know you and he isn't your man while you're acting like a fool

You hadn't expected him to push you off his lap and onto the floor when you barked in his ear. His cheeks were red, but his expression didn't change much. His gaze was still locked on the television as he and your mutual friends watched the football match. The others were concerned to put it lightly, even Annie had glanced in your direction when your ass smacked onto the carpet. Standing up as you dusted off your legs you tried to perch yourself back onto Porco's lap only for him to push you off again the moment you were comfortable. The entire time he pretended he couldn't see or hear you. He was truly a petty icon, waiting for an apology for you barking in his ear . . . even if he was the rat bastard that pushed you because your barking made him feel some type of way.

Two can play at that game, that is exactly how you ended up squished into the reclining chair next to Colt with a pout on your face. Eyes fixated on the television as you and Porco pretended not to know each other, despite being sat in your shared home and there being a plethora of pictures containing you both plastered across the wall directly behind the television you two were watching. He did ask you to bark for him again later though when you two were having some petty apology sex. Moral of the story; he's a clown, but he's your clown so you're stuck with his ass.

⪧ Reiner Braun

Don't do him like this

He would be so flustered he would have to excuse himself to another room to calm down

It makes him feel put on the spot for some reason

It's probably something he should talk to his therapist about,,

but how do you casually bring up that your partner barking at you makes you feel every emotion at once

basically the seven horny stages of grief

At least you had the grace and tact to not pull this stunt in public. You went for the kill when you two were cuddling on the sofa, his large body draped over you as you played with his short hair. Wiggling to place your lips against his head in a little smooch, he expected a coo of affection or maybe an 'I love you' what he didn't expect was for you to let out a husky bark. It had him reeling as he sat up, knocking his head into your chin almost causing you to bite your tongue. Scrambling to detach your arms and legs from their vice like hold on his body. Once he was free from the sweet cuddle pile that had turned into a venus fly trap of unexpected horny, the blonde fled into your shared bedroom. You were right on his heels though, an apology and explanation spilling from your lips as you gently knocked on the locked door.

All you received was a distressed muffled scream. He had stuffed his face into your pillow and was letting out one for the team. Once he was done with his little flustered outburst he cracked open the door and asked if you two could continue your cuddling. It's safe to say you stored that one away into the back of your mind for later use. The next time you busted out the raspy bark it gave him the hardest and most intense orgasm of his life.

Reiner is a closet barking enthusiast . . . only when you're the one doing it though.

#haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #attack on titan x reader #sawamura daichi #oikawa tooru #porco galliard #reiner braun #haikyuu headcanons #attack on titan headcanons

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Assignment: paraphrase this long and “complex” poetry, keeping it in english. Me: ok. Assignment: but do that in maximum 150 words. Me:

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