#I've got chores and woes to do

[twst-time]

Welcome to the tw fandom Mun! Can I please request a fluffy Epel x his fem best friend going on a picnic together? Thanks!! ~🤍

Epel with Fem!Best friend, platonic picnic date and some pinning!

Mun note: Ah! I'm so sorry, I've been busy with me job and other life matters. But now thinking this prompt, it's so cute and I can see it platonic and romantic, so I wrote two separate scenarios. Enjoy!

Warning: Not proof read, we die like warriors.

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Epel saw that you were not feeling great the past couple of days: Dealing with all the other first years and all the chores Headmaster Crowely placed onto your shoulders can make anyone just scream. He can see that you definitely need a break...

"A what...?" "A picnic in the garden. I got some extra treats I made and hell I'm giving it all away to Vil and the dumb etiquette training."

His soft eyes glint with pride and yet also kindness, his smile already making your day a lil brighter. He always find ways to make your mood better and you tell your best friend that a picnic would be absolutely amazing.

~Platonic Date~

The two of you stole borrowed a blanket from Ace and make your spot in the botanical garden nice and cozy. The sun shined down and illuminated ever flower and whimsical plant. Especially one that looked like an old man. Epel tried not to laugh as you point it out. poking his face at his attempt. Giggles were shared and then howls of laughter when the boy found a grumpy flower that looked just like Riddle.

This is what you needed. just a simple, mild picnic with the one person that doesn't make your head hurt. Epel listened to your rants and woes of the week, and in turn, you listen to him. The sweet apple pastries with some tea felt absolutely great. Laying on your back next to your friend and listening to the natural sounds of the garden felt just right.

"Thanks, bubs..." You yawn gently, the tree casting it's shadow over your eyes. "And you got to give me more of those treats. Mine."

A snort was your reply before he pokes your cheek. "Nah, can't do that. But, I'm happy to hear you like them." He rubbed you head and played with your head just right, made your eyes droop. "If you need a nap, I got ya." Epel's voice dipped low and soft, and you knew he will. You trusted him to keep you safe and get you up if either of you need to leave. He was your best friend after all. And you couldn't ask for more... ~Pinning~

Soon as you fell asleep, Epal laid his blazer down like blanket for you. He sat up and try not to stare at your sleeping form. You looked...adorable. He always thought you were. And the way you want to help everyone you can was admirable. He felt his heart race as he thought back on your date-is this a date even?-and the want to hear you laugh and see you happy was impossibly high. Just, everything you say and do just makes him fawn over you more. "She's just amazing...and I can't be a man and tell her upfront." He groans, pulling his knees to his chest. "Hpmh...I'll tell her soon. Better ask...someone that isn't my dorm-mates for help."

A strand of hair flowed in front of your eye and nibble and gentle fingers gently tucked it back behind your ear as Epel finds himself watching his best friend once more. Part of him feels a lil prideful hearing you call him that. Your best friend. Even in bittersweet thought, he's happy stay your best friend if you don't like him back romantically. You are just, that amazing to him. As the sun shined, as the water flowed, Epel laid next to his best friend and crush, (Y/n); plans of probably and definitely confessing you tomorrow floats in his head as he soon joins you in slumber. His hand gently holding yours.

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Wish Granted, thank you for reading~

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland epel #epel felmier #twisted wonderland scenario #fluff #friend date

[misanthropiczombie]

What paper did you use for fanbinding? I've looking at different bookbinding resources but I'm still uncertain on what paper is recommended for actual printing. oh and your book looks lovely and I hope your friend enjoys their edition!!

Paper, I've decided, is the real bastard of the whole process. Ideally you'd want to use a short grain paper that's 65lbs or less, but if you're planning to print off a half letter book like I have, chances of finding something in that realm are very thin.

In fact, finding a perfectly suited paper is enough of a pain in the ass that the two copies of the fic I posted are on two different papers and the thickness of each copy is very much related to that fact.

My best suggestion: forget paper grain. You can focus on that when you've got more experience and the hassle of getting paper cut to size to get your correct grain paper is more worthwhile. Instead, focus on the color of the paper- something super bright white feels terrible to read, but you'd honestly be amazed with just HOW ORANGE your brain is willing to tolerate the paper being.

It's pretty orange. So, off whites like cream or ivory are ideally what you're aiming for, the sort of muted orange but still absurdly orange will suddenly seem way less garish folded up and shoved into a cover.

Lastly: if it says cards took weight, ITS TOO THICK and you will regret so many things. I sprung on some of those Mohawk superfine short grain 8.5x11 paper and even at 65lbs or so it feels too thick. My suggestion is to stick to something between 32-24lb copy paper in an off white. You can find something like that online or potentially in your local office supply store.

Additionally, I'd highly recommend joining the Renegade Bindery discord group. They're crazy helpful and are essentially THE reason I was able to make anything. Everyone is extremely helpful and there's a huge amount of talent and knowledge among the members.

You can join here: https://discord.gg/BvFT4zQu

There are a ton of resources and tutorials there to follow as well as having members to ask for help. Highly recommend

Edit: WAIT ALSO THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLEMENT I got so distracted by paper woes I forgot about that entirely lol. I had a lot of issues with paper choices and also was being rushed off to do chores I'd been shirking for the last week.

Being an adult is the worst.

[enruiinas]

[Mun Reference Only] Running list of threads with @climatact / @piratebento by verse. (Feel free to blacklist #Saro's Housekeeping Shenanigans if you don't wanna have to scroll past the random blog organization things I feel I need to do for my reference.)

disclaimer: most of these are or contain nsfw material i'm too lazy to mark that right now

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Saro's Unanswered Inbox:

kisses his knuckles.

"i've always loved the rain." - meme.

"you know that i'm greedy for love."

"i can't believe there's something left inside my chest anymore, but goddamn, you got me in love again and again and again..."

ikkaku slips the following onto law's desk. at some point he has to sleep, or go to the restroom or refill his coffee, right?

Nami slips up behind Law to wrap her arms around him and place a kiss to his cheek. At the same time she places a commemorative coin into his pocket. It's not cheap and clearly one she picked up during their time in Wano. Almost as if she picked it up with him specifically in mind at some point... like she just knew he'd eventually come back around to her.

"It's okay if you're not okay, I'm not going to think any less of you."

Saro's To Do List:

Trysts closet spicy scenario.

#Saro's Housekeeping Shenanigans #when i say all the verses i mean it damn it

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

I am learning so much from this blog. For example, I had no fucking clue what sounding was, and from a google search I'm still not sure if I've got it right, so if I can ask-- WHAT is sounding exactly and why would Kohga like that??

Sounding is essentially where you stick a metal rod in your dick. Usually sounding is for medical reasons, but perverts found out that this gets into places you usually can't get to, and some people, in this case Kohga, REALLY fucking like it. And I won't just tell you why he likes it. Imma show you.

"'A kink your partner doesn't know you have'. That's an interesting one."

When Sooga wasn't doing his usual chores, chances are you'd find him with Master Kohga. They were playing a card game that Kohga had picked up, some couples bonding thing. A huge part of it was being brutally honest with the other, which unlike Sooga, Kohga didn't struggle with in the slightest.

"Oh easy. Sounding. What-"

"I don't know what that is."

Sooga always learned something new from his Master. Kohga reached into his night stand, and pulled out a small box, revealing two small, metal rods. One was more of a hook shape, while the other had small bumps on it, with a little metal keyring to the end.

"These are sound rods. The bumpy one is my favorite. Here, take a look."

Sooga took it from his hand, inspecting it. What an odd little trinket.

"And this...does what?"

"You put it in your urethra."

"You. You. You what?"

"Yeah you just. Put it in there. It's supposed to stretch you."

"...I'm confused and terrified."

Kohga laughed, smacking his knee.

"I'm telling you, it's so fun! I can test it out on you, I've had tons of practice."

"...please don't tell me it's a command."

"Oh my god you are a BABY. Look, how about I do it to myself, and you can just watch?"

"I...I suppose watching could cause no harm."

Kohga stripped himself down, save for his mask, and proceeded to lube up the metal tool.

"Now when I first started doing this, it was scary, definitely. But once you start you REALLY don't want to stop."

The sight of Kohga lubing anything with his nimble fingers did something to Sooga, but knowing exactly WHERE this was going, was keeping his erection at bay.

"I already don't want to start."

"It's why you're just watching, big guy. Now usually you start with a different size, but these were custom made for me, so I don't have to."

Sooga wanted to look away when he saw the tip being slowly pushed inside of him. It was honestly a sight that was freaking him the HELL out.

"It looks...very uncomfortable."

"Sooga the amount of things shoved up your ass- you're one to talk."

"...okay fair."

He forced himself to watch as Kohga ever so slowly kept pushing it in. He'd push it in a little more, then move it, in some more, then moving it, slowly starting to open the hole. And Sooga was filled with morbif curiosity. He was terrified of the idea, but INCREDIBLY aroused by Kohga. His fingers were so tactile, so used to such a delicate act, it was as if he was making art. And Kohga himself was a sight to see. It had been seconds into this almost, and he was already starting to shake.

"And...a-and the real fun part. Once its fully in, like this, I like to stroke it. Some people pull it out and just like, finger the hole, but that's not my thing. Here, you do it."

Kohga took his hand, and wrapped it around his cock. Sooga was hesitant, sure he was going to fuck up and hurt him, but that didn't totally stop him. He kept stroking, watching as Kohga kept writhing in place.

"Are you...enjoying this?"

"Fuck yes~...handjobs feel a MILLION times different when you do this. It fucking hurts, but like, in the same way smacking hurts. It just feels-!"

He was interrupted when Sooga, in his curiosity, pushed the rod a bit with his thumb. He was frightened, thinking he had hurt him, maybe even tore something inside of him, when Kohga suddenly yanked him into a kiss. It was a gross one; sloppy, loud, animalistic almost. And Sooga loved it, truly he did. Kohga was an absolute wreck, and he barely did ANYTHING.

"F-fucking hell, just keep stroking me. I didn't p-plan on cumming, but I just fucking can't hold it!"

Sooga did as he was told. He pumped his cock quickly, just as he liked it, occasionally pushing the tip with his thumb, and watched as Kohga just. Squirmed. Dying bokoblins held more composure than he was; tearing through the sheets with his hands, feet constantly thrashing beneath him, swearing under his breath loudly and without hesitation. It was a sight he had never seen before.

Then Kohga came. He threw his head back, assaulting the pillow next to him by banging on it with his fist, and biting his bottom lip enough to almost make himself bleed. Sooga watched in interest, watching as the precum dripped from his tip.

"Hold it down."

It was an abrupt command, and it almost scared Sooga, how serious his master was. He held his cock in his palm, holding the metal rod with his thumb. Then he watched as Kohga just. Screamed. He screamed so loudly, it made Sooga’s ears ring, it was as if his Master was wrecked with pain. Then, in but a moment, he was limp. He was shaking like an autumn leaf, sniffling as tears started to come down his face.

"I'm sorry- did I hurt you?! Oh my god I did, didn't-"

He was silenced when he was grabbed by his collar, and forced into a kiss. When Kohga pulled away, he had finally seemed to calm himself enough to shake his head.

"No...you did good. You did so good. I'm so proud of you. You made me feel SO fucking good."

Despite his tone, Sooga could tell he absolutely meant what he said. He sighed in relief.

"I was so scared I had hurt you...but...uhm...where exactly did you uh...?"

Kohga patted his chest, catching onto his question.

"Oh it's called a 'retrograde ejaculation'. You essentially forced the cum to go into my bladder. It REALLY fucking hurts, and god it's everything."

Sooga cringed at the idea, only to have his woes melted away once Kohga pressed his foot against his bulge.

"I take it I owe you a turn?~"

"I certainly refuse the offer. Well I mean, without uhm...this."

"Oh you party pooper. Fine, blowjobs?"

A little kiss between them was enough affirmation for them both. So they would take things slow here, it was no problem.

It sounded fine by them.

#asks #kohga #sooga #lemon #seriously #shit hurts like a BITCH as far as im aware. #but sooga supports what kohga likes so he's willing to learn

[robertdowneyhiddlesbatch]

Chapter 10: Flight... or Fight ***

CW/TW: NON-CON

After two days of prancing around in her new form and getting accustomed to shifting, Myrena was bored. She had really only looked forward to be able to have one particular dragon ability, and that was the one thing she wasn't allowed. Smaug had given her free rein again, but her flight ability was still in his lock.

Bored in the castle, Myrena decided to take a trip down to Bellemore. After getting her chores done, Myrena had a mischievous thought. With her husband out of town, maybe she could ask someone else's assistance. Someone who understood.

So, without another thought, the dragon's bride went to the blue wizard.

"Ah, I see your trouble. What's good about being a dragon if you can't fly?" Morinehtar echoed her woes.

The wizard of course knew the significance of a female dragon in flight, and while her husband was being cautious, the wizard was getting impatient.

"Do you require his tuition, I wonder?"

"It can't be that hard, can it? If I fall, it won't hurt so bad in my dragon form."

"That is true. Smaug is not here now, and you are surely your own person," Morinehtar egged her on.

"You're right, Mori! I am my own person. I've fought to be my own person. Screw it, let's go fly!"

Myrena excitedly got off the sofa and paced, waiting for the wizard to follow her.

Morinehtar took her to a small hill across the mountain, high enough to fly, low enough to hurt less. Myrena still had hesitations, but she spurred herself on and transformed. She spent a minute showing the wizard her new body and then faced the edge of the cliff. She inhaled and let go, once, and then once more.

And then she leapt.

She fell down the hill, catching wind under her wings. Myrena opened her eyes just as the ground was coming up and beat her wings down, pushing herself upwards.

She soared into the sky, twisting and spiraling up past the clouds. The sunset looked different when you were in the clouds. She let herself fall down backwards, promptly lifting herself as she neared the cliff.

"This is amazing, Mori!" She exclaimed to the wizard, "I can't believe I haven't done this. Beats eating raw!"

Not wanting to rest, she raced over the forest a few times, pacing along birds heading home for the day. Finally, she too turned around to head back to the mountain, and she knew he was home.

"Smaug!" She called for him as she flew over his nest, circling around the mountain. Smaug came out in his human form, an unreadable expression on his face.

"I don't despise you of much, but not letting me fly? Come, on!" She did tricks outside his nest, not realizing when he had disappeared. "It's so much more fun than anything I've ever done before!" She spiraled up into the now night sky, and dove back down.

Myrena rowed her wings, folding them against her side as she boosted forward. She only let out a small laugh before the wind was knocked out of her. Smaug had grabbed her, trapping her with his talons and his tail. His wings wrapped around around her. With neither of them using their wings, they began to free fall. Myrena cried in fear and begged Smaug to either release her or fly. He didn't listen. They crashed into a cliff side.

"You deliberately disobeyed me!" He roared in her ear, trapping her under him. Now you will take your punishment!" Smaug bit her neck, and she roared in pain.

Her tail was pinned against her back between them, exposing her vent. Without warning, Smaug thrust in her. She whimpered. Her dragon size was more accommodating, but then he pulled back, his barbs snagging her and she screamed. Myrena tried to turn her head back, but any movement of her own increased her pain and Smaug bit her neck again to keep her forward. She begged him to stop, but instead he deliberately made his movements more rough, reminding her who she belonged to.

"You may be my mate," he enunciated with his final thrust, but you do not disobey me!" He bit her again, holding her still as his seed filled her. As he pulled out, Mirena simply collapsed to the floor, too weak to even argue.

Done with the deed, Smaug flew off to get them food. When he came back, he found her coiled, tail protectively wrapped around as she slept. Smaug put the carcass on the cliff and siphoned up a wash of water from lake below, dropping it on her fish and all.

"Again!" She woke up with a start, her head standing alert, "I won't do it again. I'm sorry! I'm sorry," her voice faded and curled her neck over her body, head facing away from him.

"You know," he spoke boldly, without remorse, "it wasn't solely intended to be punishment." He scooped up a pile of fish and went over to her.

Myrena lifted her face in a side glance, watching him curiously. He placed his head over hers, making her have to look up, and spilled the fish. Myrena had quick sense to open her mouth and gulp down the much needed food.

"What you did..." Smaug continued as he went back to his own meal, "is a mating ritual." He ate as he taught her, and she had enough energy to bring herself to the bigger plate. "A female dragon flies high and fast in the air, and all the males in the area chase her. Only one is fast and strong enough to catch her. And then they mate."

"I must have been such a tease," Myrena teased, feeling herself again.

"You have no idea," Myrena imagined a smug look on his face.

"So, will this happen every time? Or can I fly now?"

"You're free to do as you wish. If you have the strength."

Myrena laughed. "You pride yourself too much."

"Falsely?"

"...no," she blushed, wrapping her tail more securely as she focused on eating.

"Hmm," Smaug moved away, chest bursting with pride. He craned his neck to her back, nudging her tail loose. Myrena squeaked, worried if he would have her again so soon. Instead, Smaug made excellent use of his tongue-his just wet, warm, rough enough tongue- to lave over his misdeeds. As Myrena enjoyed the bliss at her two ends, she imagined what other uses she could make of her mal-bene-violent husband.

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