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illneverleave · 7 months
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i Need to vomit but i cant i cant i cant i cant i Cant god i should cut myself oh oh my god let me Vomit
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doggirlpaws · 9 months
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I, and I'm sure some others, came here for the hellfire, but stayed for the ferrets and shitposts.
We will have a summer wedding
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hadeantaiga · 1 year
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"We're not cancelling you, we're just cancelling you"
HI @sno-fitzroy-the-85th!!!! (fert/ferts/fertself pronouns)
THIS IS THE DINGBAT who thinks the natural process of AGING AND DEATH is GENOCIDE and anyone who accepts death and aging as a natural part of life is A NAZI.
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Disclaimer: this person may be a troll, who knows. I am choosing to engage because I find this very funny, and because fert is engaging and harassing other people over this post.
I know this is who Anon is, because fert is paraphrasing my reply to the post, which was "we're not cancelling you, we just think you're kinda stupid lmao."
😂🤣
Do you wanna save all the animals one Earth from aging and dying, too? What about bugs? And yeast, too? Do you eat bread? What about PLANTS!?
LIVING THINGS HAVE TO DIE FOR YOU TO LIVE.
TO EVEN DO THE AGING YOU'RE SO AFRAID OF YOU MUST KILL.
You are not being "cancelled", buddy. We don't even know you. We're not telling your boss to fire you, we're not demanding social media deplatform you. We just think you're fucking bonkers and we're laughing at you.
That's not cancellation XDDD.
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prince-liest · 5 days
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Does anyone happen to know what this plant is called?
It's not aromatic but seems to grow in a pattern exactly like basil. I've had a cutting of it sitting happily in some water (and fish tank liquid ferts, haha) on my east-facing windowsill to propagate and finally made myself take the time to plant it in actual soil today. I love the red leaves!
ETA: Am delighted to have been informed it is a coleus!
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the-woods-and-waters · 2 months
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@i-am-fert and all my other ferret friends out there, keep us in your thoughts tomorrow. Our little guy Bandit was diagnosed with insulinoma and lymphoma a few days ago after a late night seizure. He is 6, and even with vet support and treatment he has gone down hill fast sense the seizure. We made an attempt at making him comfortable to get a little more time with him. After a rough afternoon, and seeing that he is still in a lot of discomfort we had to make a tough choice. We feel that it has gotten to the point of what is fair to him versus us wanting more time. We reflected back on his life and know that was filled with love, care, fun, and attention. Seeing him not as himself, and knowing he is in pain is tearing us up inside. He is going with me tomorrow to the vet and we are helping him on his journey to what ever lies ahead of him. Please, hold you little furry freinds close tonight. Give them extra love, hold them that one last time before to go to bed or leave for work. What is a few short years to us is a lifetime to them, fill that life time up with all the love you can pour on them.
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a-startup-of-ferrets · 5 months
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Ferretblr advice line, activate! I've found vomit twice today, once under the desk where the boys eat snacks, and once by their food bowl. I have no idea which one it is. I also don't know if the under desk one was today, though they definitely ate there today, so it seems likely. Should I take them to the emergency vet or wait until tomorrow for nom-emergency hours?
(I absolve you if any blame if you advise me wrong. Please tell me what you would do.)
Currently, Beethoven is out and Tchaikovsky is in, in hopes I'll be able to figure out which one it is.
@i-am-fert @stabbyflower
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burstingwithbellies · 2 years
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(Continuation of dissapointed parrents hyper preg)
Well hon were sorry, i pressured you too hard. If i didnt give you that bottle of fert meds and yell at you. You would still be able to walk. Im so proud that your soooo pregnant, i just was so impacient to see their happy faces.
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I rub my gigantic belly and groan. In just under 5 months, I’ve been pinned into my bed and been on bedrest for my huge pregnancy. That overdose of pills did a serious number on me. Just matters after I took them and got plowed out by a group of guys I found for the goal of getting knocked up, I started showing.
I was expanding before my very eyes and very clearly, I was carrying multiples. How many…? I’m very scared to find out what. I’m supposed be finding out some time soon, but for sure… it’s in the double digits. With my first ultrasound, my doctor attempted to figure it out but their machine was only capable of picking up on 10 babies max. They are now in the process of finding a machine that could accommodate my pregnancy and get that number, and I am really scared.
It so wasn’t worth it. My parents were finally happy, but oooo, it wasn’t worth it. There was so much pressure in my abdomen. I could already feel the fetal movement and it would make me writhe. I was heavy, evidently with how I’m stuck in bed.
And God, I was aching for some cock.
And it’s so embarrassing that my parents were always over now. While I’m in no condition to take care of myself and I am grateful for their help with the babies and them cooking for me, it was frustrating having them always around, reminding me how big I am, having me constantly repressing my intense horniness and them always rubbing my belly.
And how they’d bring the rest of the family over my house to gawk at me and see how I’m developing! They’d invite them over without ever telling me!
They all rub my belly without permission and I wish they would stop. They don’t understand how sensitive I am.
I have been really, ungodly horny. I’ve been so desperate, I’ve tried to call over one of my possible baby daddies back to come and fuck me, but of course, my parents were always in the way.
The only highlight I’ve experienced at all with this pregnancy that had “the whole family together” (as my dad would say) was seeing my sister be bitter. Each time my parents invited the family and she came, her arms would be crossed and her face was barely disguised as pleased about having new nephews and nieces.
She is currently pregnant with triplets, they were her 30th, 31st and 32nd babies, and despite being full term and bordering on overdue, she was tiny compared to me. She hardly measured to my 4 ½ month gut and that did make me feel good. While I still had my fingers crossed on having a small litter, but it did fascinate me to be so pregnant that I could surpass her number of kids with this single pregnancy.
But other than that, it was torture.
The only peace I got now adays were the night times where either everyone’s left or just asleep and I’m alone in my room with myself.  I would take this time to fondle myself and masturbate, but I was too large to reach my pussy at all or reach for any toys.
I need someone to just fuck me and give me some relief! God, I’d even fuck that weird friend of my mom’s who comes over and likes to rub my belly too much. My hormones are making me so hot and I need to have sex or I’ll go nuts!
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naveensarohasblog · 1 year
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#Wayofliving_Part218
Code of Conduct of Bhakti (Worship) || Part-L (12)
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Gita Adhyay no. 15 Shlok no. 3
Na, roopam, asya, ih, tatha, uplabhyate, na, antH, na, ch, aadiH, na, ch,Samprtishtha, ashvattham, enam, suvirudmoolam,
asangshastren, drden, chhitva ||3||
Translation: This Creation has neither a beginning nor an end
and it is also not perceived like its real form. And here in this discussion i.e. in the knowledge of Gita being delivered by me, even I donot have full information because even I do not know about the properstate of the
creation of all brahmands. By slashing with this firmweapon of untainted i.e. pure Tatvgyan which has a properly stabilized state and a strong form, i.e. by considering the bhakti of Niranjanto be short-lived.
Gita Adhyay no. 15 Shlok no. 4
TatH, padam, tat, parimargitvyam, yasmin,
gataaH, na, nivartanti, bhooyH,Tam, ev, ch, aadhyam, purusham, prpadhye,yatH, prvrttiH, prsrta, puraani ||4||
Translation: After that one should search for that Param Pad Parmatma (Supreme God with supreme state). Having attainedwhom, men do not return to the world, and from whom this ancientcreation -nature/srishti has extended. I am also in the refuge of thatAadi Purush Parmatma
(Oldest Supreme God or the First God, who was before the creation of Nature.) only.
Thus, God Shri Krishna himself, making others relinquish theworship of Indra who is the king of gods-goddesses, had encouraged to do bhakti of only that Supreme God. Because of which raising the Govardhan mountain, he had protected the residents of Brijfrom the anger of Indra.Garib, Indra chada brij dubovan, bheega bheet na lev |
Indra kadaai hot jagat mein, pooja kha gaye dev ||
Kabir, is sansaar ko, samjhaaoon kae baar |
Poonchh jo pakdae bhed ki, utra chaahae paar ||
5. Obeying orders of Guru: - Without the permission of Guruji,
do not have to perform any type of religious rite at home. Like, Bandichhor (Liberator from prison) says in his sacred speech -
"Guru bin yagya hawan jo karhin, mithya jaave kabhu nahin falhin"
Kabir, guru bin maala ferte, guru bin dete daan |
Guru bin dono nishfal hain, poochho Ved Puraan ||
6. Worship of Mata-Masaani (a mother goddess named Masaani)- Prohibited: - Do not have to worship 'madi' (memorial structure/statue) made in your field or any 'kheda' (a site where a village orcity has been destroyed) etc or the grave of any god. Whether graveis of anyone, do not have to worship it at all. Do not have to do anyother worship. Even do not have to worship the three gunas (Brahma,Vishnu, and Shiv). Only have to act according to Guruji's instructions.
Gita Adhyay no. 7 Shlok no. 15
Na, mam, dushkrtinH, moodaH, prpadhyante, naraadhmaH,
Mayya, aphrtgyaanaH, aasurm, bhaavm, aashritaH ||15||
Translation: Those whose knowledge has been stolen by Maya,
such men who have demoniac nature, who are lowest among men,
the evil-doers, fools, do not worship me i.e. they keep doing sadhnaof the three gunas
(Rajgun-Brahma, Satgun-Vishnu, Tamgun-Shiv).
Kabir, maai masaani shed sheetla, bhairav bhoot hanumant | Parmatmaunse door hai, jo inko poojant || Kabir, sau varsh to guru ki sewa, ek dinaan upaasi | vo apraadhi aatma, parae Kaal ki faansi || Guru ko tajaebhajae jo aana | ta pasuva ko fokut gyaana ||
7. Lord Kabir is Sankat Mochan (Liberator from a crisis): - Onarrival of any suffering (crisis) as a result of deeds, never have toworship any other deity god or Mata Masaani etc., nor have to goto any palmist/astrologer. Only have to worship Bandichhor God
Kabir who removes all the miseries, who is the liberator from crisis.
Samved Sankhya no. 822 Utarchik Adhyay 3 Khand no. 5 Shlok 8 (Translated by Saint Rampal Das)
ManeeshibhiH pavte poorvyaH kavirnrbhiyatH pari koshaaM asishyadat |
Tritasya naam janayanmadhu ksharannindrasya vaayuM sakhyaay vardhayan ||8 ||
Translation: Primordial i.e. Eternal Supreme God Kabir, by giving instruction of three mantras to a devout soul who loves Him byheart and does worship with faith, by purifying him, releases himfrom birth and death, and fully increases the countable life-breaths,which have been given to his friend i.e. devotee according to destiny, from His store. As a result of which, He makes him attain the
real happiness of Supreme God by His blessings.
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For getting spiritual information, do listen to the auspicious spiritual discourses of Saint Rampal Ji Maharaj on Sant Rampal Ji Maharaj YOUTUBE channel from 7:30-8:30 pm daily. Saint Rampal Ji Maharaj is the only Complete Guru in this world. It is our humble request to all of you that please take name initiation from Saint Rampal Ji Maharaj free of cost without wasting a single second, and make your human life successful.
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indescriptequilibrium · 6 months
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roomie's birthday party goin on in the other room im in mine watchin betta tetra snail shrimp no filter no co2 no ferts 5 gallon tank aquarium videos. gonna fire up dark souls 2 like the gigachad i am
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tabitha2 · 2 years
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Salaam, I am called تابيثا (Sebiya) and I am a simple girl of the Faithful who has been taken in marriage this day Sunday the 7th of Shawwal. I am 26 summers old, and considered beautiful by the elders of my village who know best for me. For though I was born slow and my Arabic is small, my hips are wide and abundant for bearing. And Allah blessed me with a voice that is pleasing to Men that I might attract them to guide me. I am attracted to Men of all colors and sizes, but especially my new older wise husband. I am devout and pray many times a day. My eyes are black as night. My skin is smooth and has been darkened by the Sun. My hair is long and bound in a traditional way. My womb is very achingly fertile, and I crave to be quickened as often as Allah and my Husband wish it. Truly I am as in heat as a farm animal. My figure is ample, and I am becoming my mother. My buttocks and thighs are increasing every day. My heavy breasts already sag, and yearn to leak milk. My thoughts are a blurry wet page. Reading is difficult for me. My wits are dull, and I have not been to too much school. I am forgetful obedient docile accepting as I should be. My body will know the soft lazy glow of growing His children. I do not know any more English. My words are small and light, with poor grammar, but so ladylike, and in a low accent. I sound so simple but I am not that stupid truly. I can’t write the letters, not even my name. I read so slowly, saying it aloud. I need a Man to think for me. I am helplessly devoted to my Husband— inshallah sir I obey You. I hide my body. I still my mind. Let Him fill my heart, bind my devils, wash my sins, every day. i am Yours. i shall do as I’m told, hold my tongue, speak when I am spoken to, follow behind Him, always. I kneel pray worship several times a day giving all praise and thanks and glory to the Most High. For You see me, and i cannot hide from You. This is what I am. All that I am is from You. And the Men You put on this Earth to lead us girls and all the tribes. Yes, oh Lord. My Man is my owner and I am but His simple property now forever. As I have been created in the forge of remaking. Truly it is a blessing as I have been to be reborn in the Name of Allah. He hears my heart. He knows my mind, every hour every day every moon every season every year. It is so good to submit to His Will in all things, always. i do not need to speak. i do not need to struggle. i simply obey & please & serve & love Him. And keep my Master’s property from prying eyes. For i am His forever mashallah ameen.
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clowncryptids · 1 year
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Welcome to The Flowering Pride!
This is a new intro post to my Pride in Lioden! I made a post like this when I first started but I thought I should start fresh with a new post since I switched to nerding out abt Lioden on this blog!
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For those who want to know who I am on Lioden: My King's name is "MangroveFlower" and my player name is ClownCryptids ! my user number is #428617
Some basic info on how I've been playing so far:
I have dubbed my pride "The Flowering Pride" and I am going for a flower and plant theme! I even came up with some naming rules for the pride!
Lionesses have mostly flower names with a few other plants sprinkled in, and males have tree names! When a lion becomes King they get "Flower" added to the end of their name!
I don't have all clean lions, my king is dirty so that would be hard, but I am currently attempting to have a majority clean collection of lions!
I don't always care about how special genetics are, sometimes I just get a lion bec they are pretty and that's that. However there are a lot of cool and pretty rare lions in lioden soooo Im trying to get some fancy ones!
Now onto the Lions!
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This is my King, MangroveFlower! He always has negative descriptors next to his name bec I fight EVERYONE... i just want the exp T-T. He's also got my Albino serval to hang out with bec... my fursona is an albino serval hehe. I have also decided he really likes birds and he has lots of little birds as pets :)
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This is my submale Birch! he's just vibin as a submale, and has no want to be king... he doesn't have much interest in continuing his bloodline. Ace King! but not king, that's the whole point. I do like the idea that Birch and Mangrove are boyfriends tho :3 gay lions...
Onto the Lionesses! I have 15 of them so Imma speed thru some of these!
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This is the eldest lioness Fuchsia ! Her spots r so pretyyyyy, she gives me caring grandma vibes <3
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these gals, in order are, Orchid, Amaryllis and Dahlia! I lov them <3 they were gifts alongside Fuchsia!
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And this is Dahlia's baby! she's Mangrove's first cub and a primal!! Idk if I'm gonna keep her tho bec her colors aren't very good :P I may keep her and get a base app from a event tho!
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This here is Marigold! she is not special genetically at all... like i think she only has 2 markings and a common base... but like... she's pretty AND she's Goddess level fertility!!
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This is her baby im going to keep Hibiscus!
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These two here are Hyacinth and Rose! I think Hyacinth is the lion Ive had for the longest! now im emotionally attached to her... Rose is new! I bought her bec she has a rare base and is Goddess level fertility!
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This is Honeysuckle! she was another gift and is my pretty golden primal girl <3
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Dymondia! also a gift! her markings are very cool!
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Lavender!!! my beloved Pie !! I bought her today!! her trade also included two other lions!
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This patches lady who I have named Bellflower, and a male, who I will be selling bec i have no space for males :P
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aaand these are the sisters Nemesia and Iris! they aren't actually sisters, I just got them in the same trade and I like tho think they r like sisters <3 plus they look similar! They are both Broodmothers alongside Marigold and Dymondia!
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This here is Hollyhock! I bought her recently! she is very cool and evil and she's goddess level fert as well!!
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This is her son Cypress, Im thinking I will keep him and raise up some GC to max out his white marking bec I think he looks nice with it maxed out! I may sell him eventually tho... I just wanna try raising a submale.
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Here is Aster! she was an NCL that i found exploring! and Im guessing she's a chased since she has actual markings and a rare base?? anywayss currently she is expecting a dwarf king's cubs... i want a dwarf so bad, doubt i will get one tho lol
Now to the teens!!
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This is Moss! she's one of my faves evil bad bitch <3 I got her as a giving tree cub! she has made me really start to like green lions!!!
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Here's my other giving tree cub ive kept Carnation! I may sell her eventually but I like her colors...
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My lioness with the longest name Forget-me-Not! I bought her for the folded ears, I also think her colors r cute <3
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Tiger Lily! I bought her for her pretty pattern! I wish to max out her white markings I think it would be s nice look <3
Finally my last two notable cubs!
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This is my Acromia bby Wisteria! the giant collar on her is so funny...
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And finally, Lantana! my other pie! I got her today! I went pie shopping hehe
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squadron-goals · 7 months
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Important reconnaissance flights during the advance
11 September 1914
I flew reconnaissance every day and kept the ADK always informed. I flew constantly and was amazed at the relatively good attitude of the retreating French columns. But no sooner had they crossed the Marne than there was no stopping them: without any discipline they threw away their rifles and knapsacks and fled inland ... I went down to 100 metres, wrote down and sketched what I saw. The order was "Reckless pursuit!". The 3rd Army Corps, Brandenburger and the Guard, proceeded brilliantly. Most of their officers had already fallen: the first before the enemy, the first to their deaths! ... The days of the Battle of the Marne will remain unforgettable for all aviators. The enemy had replenished his defeated troops with fresh forces and now let the German pursuers run against them. The enemy succeeded in inserting several corps between the 1st and 2nd German armies. I saw the unloading of strong enemy divisions at Provoins, their formation into columns and their departure to the north. So strong masses of troops marched in the direction of La Ferte, against the unfortunate gap between Kluck and Bülow! My heart was pounding, I had not suspected anything like that. My hands were trembling with excitement, so that I could hardly make the necessary entries. I made the report. Shaking heads, consulting. The ground was burning under my feet. Then: "Perhaps you have mistaken retreating French troops for advancing ones?" I was seething with anger. Another plane was sent out at my insistence, completely confirming my observations. I myself have no peace and fly again: my second report gives an even clearer picture: More and more French are pushing into the gap between the 1st and 2nd Armies. We are missing the two corps we had to give up against Maubeuge and Antwerp; they could have closed the gap ... My third message: "The enemy has already passed through, is already in our rear! ... One of our planes has just returned from an unsuccessful flight and is being pursued by two Frenchmen; they are the first enemy planes I have seen ... I shouldn't fly again, because our aircraft is no longer in perfect condition either. But I have no peace, I must go: this message must bring the decision! First we flew north, to the Kluck army, because the gap, not the front, was the main issue. After three hours we came back. I was eagerly awaited. I could hardly get through to General v. Bülow! I was alone with the boss when I had to report: "The enemy is advancing with strong columns between the 1st and 2nd armies! He is going north and has already crossed the Marne!" I have never seen a person wrestle with himself as hard as Exz. v. Bülow. He didn't even dare to think about it, let alone say it: Retreat. And yet, an hour after I sent my report, the orders to retreat went out on all sides ... This message saved two armies from certain destruction!
13 September 1914
An hour ago I received the Iron Cross 2nd Class. Apart from Exz. v. Bülow, I am the first person in our army to wear this simple, serious symbol. It had just arrived from the Headquarters. I still can't grasp that it's real, and yet it's in front of me on a black and white ribbon. I kissed the cross ... and yet: I did nothing more than my duty. No one from my department begrudged me it, everyone is happy and proud with me.
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I am lightly intimidated by everyone
It's the social anxiety :')
Also how dare I have to get up in order to pet snakes
Snakes should just be in my room :/
- Blue Bumble Bee
fair fair
and
GIMME GIMME THE SNAKIES
I would love to have a snake, but my step dad is scared to I have fert instead
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richo1915 · 11 months
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Lyrics in Latin:
Rômule, vigilamus pro te,
Audacia et fortitüdo,
Audacia et fortitüdo,
Pro focis et patria,
Sic itur ad astra,
Rômule, vigilamus pro te,
Inter hastas, ferte manüs certas,
Inter hastas, ferte manùs certas,
Pro focis et patria,
Sic itur ad astra,
Rômule, vigilāmus pro te,
Dúcit amor, patriae, quo fas et gloria ducunt,
Pro focis et patria,
Sic itur ad astra
English translation:
Romulus, we stand vigil for thee,
Audacity and fortitude, For home and country,
Such is the pathway to the stars,
Romulus, we stand vigil for thee,
Between spears, strike with a firm hand,
For home and country,
Such is the pathway to the stars,
Romulus, we stand vigil for thee,
I am lead by love of country, to that place where right and glory lead,
For home and country,
Such is the pathway to the stars!
Romulus, we stand vigil for thee!
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ferret-diagnosis · 2 years
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apparently i am a certified dingus and forgot to allow asks and submissions. they are now allowed and i am no longer a certified dingus. send ferts thank
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lionews · 4 months
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"am i the only one that finds it cringy when people advertize their lions as "dommy mommies" or something like "my kings balls will impregnate your lioness no matter what"? Like.. why can't you just advertize normally??"
The only valid time to use '- Mommy' for the name is if it's a non-fert trait imo, ie Muscle Mommy, Majivu Mommy, Rosy Mommy, etc, lmfao. Because then it's just fun. But yeah, like, fert hardly matters and so trying to use it to advertise is low key just cringe
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