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fawnchives · 2 months

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𝟢𝟢. 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐃?

pairings: sturniolo triplets x fem!reader.

summary: inspired by how much is weed by dominic fike, a first time blunt rotation between your boyfriend and his triplet brothers.

content warning: established relationship with matt + marijuana usage — smoking in their mama’s house?! (please remember that this just fiction & for fun), a lil bit of swearing.

♡𓂃 notes from mona: “but the triplets said they don’t—” before you come at me with nonsense, please keep in mind that this is fictional work. anyways, something very short and sweet for now since im testing out my writing juices after not writing for sooo long. #teamsativa & enjoy reading, love you!

𝐔gh—fuck. this shit tastes terrible,” nick gags after he takes his first hit of the rotation, face screwing up in disgust as he quickly passes the blunt to you. “smells and tastes like a skunk’s asshole.”

you giggle as you take the rolled marijuana leaf from his finger tips. you bring it to your lips, gently inhale, then exhale, watching a thick curl of foggy smoke escape from your mouth. even though it’s also your first hit, you already feel high for real.

the four of you are currently camping out in the basement of the triplets’s childhood home, which used to be their older brother’s hangout area.

he has the place decorated with a chill vibe—led lights, curtains with cool, mystic patterns, miscellaneous road signs and band posters plastered all over the walls. a medium sized flat screen remains mounted on the wall surrounded by fake vines and in the middle of the room is a couch he purchased from a yard sale a few years back along their grandma’s old coffee table a few bean bag chairs.

chris connects his phone to his bluetooth speaker and puts on one of his playlists as you begin to take another hit—you inhale too much for your poor lungs and end up a sputtering, coughing mess.

“easy baby, easy.” matt gently rubs your arm before taking the blunt from your fingers, concern decorating the edges of his voice. nick giggles as he tosses you bottle of water.

“here, drink up. i heard that cotton mouth shit is no joke.”

after a while of puffing and passing, the four of you exchange looks and burst into a fit of giggles, the perfect concoction of euphoria and serotonin surges through your veins. the high has definitely kicked in.

likes + comments & reblogs are highly appreciated.

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo triplets x reader #chris sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x reader #nick sturniolo x reader

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iinsertblognamee · 8 months

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social media au

y/n face claim; gracie abrams

liked by taylorswift, samanthakerr20 and 214,984 others yn cheeky 🍒's

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ynlover hottie

iloveyn when are you releasing new music??

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mackenziearnold 👀 samanthakerr20 ⤷ samanthakerr20 shutup ⤷ yn hello ladies 👋👋

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vanityfair

liked by yn, samanthakerr20 and 52,095 others vanityfair check out our new video featuring our favourite aussie y/n as she talks music, relationships and gives us an insight into what it was like growing up down under.

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ynlover why is she so cute??!

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yn thank you so much for having me !!

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ynlover

liked by 1,812 ynlover anyone know what this is about? and why have i been stalking samanthakerr20 for the past two hours since seeing these comments.

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user12 why is it kinda cute?

ynfan13 they grew up together!! i think she mentioned it in one of her early interviews years back.

samkerr20fan they're friends. She's been at a couple of Sam's games over the years.

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ynlover i feel like we need weekly catch-ups to discuss everything everyone has found in this new predicament.

liked by samanthakerr20, calumhood and 310,287 others yn recording album number 3, keen as a bean 🫛

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yn poll; should we name the album cool beans?

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calumhood vote yes for cool beans

samkerrfanupdates

liked by 2,082 others samkerrfanupdates sam with fans at last night's game.

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samfan28 so jealous!!

user73 great game last night girls! can't wait for many more to come.

user25 that's me and my sister in that photo!! we asked her what he favourite album was right now and she said cool beans ?? we tried searching it up but i low key think she made it up. she was really nice tho!

samkerr20fan um... ynlover you're seeing what i'm seeing right? ⤷ ynlover 😨😨😨 why are they such girlfriends.

(can't do better by kim petras)

samanthakerr20

liked by yn, matildas and 401,286 others samanthakerr20 i wonder how many songs this face has inspired?

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user23 so cheeky!

user80 hi sam!!

yn ohmy.

samfan39 im coming to your next game! can't wait to see you.

samkerr20fan so she's just not even denying it anymore?

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ynlover i've been summoned

liked by samanthakerr20, matildas and 519,028 others yn last night

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user91 hiiiii

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iloveyn why is the matildas here ?? 🤨🤨

samanthakerr20 so proud of you! ⤷ yn mwahhh 😚

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liked by samanthakerr20, matildas and 610,384 others yn and to think I've been writing songs about you for years. happy two year anniversary my love 💗

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samanthakerr20 i love you

matildas our favourite love story

mackenziearnold 👏👏 for putting up for her for years ⤷ samanthakerr20 excuse you ⤷ yn thank you

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liked by yn, matildas and 510,428 others samanthakerr20 she wrote many songs about me 💗

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yn baby, i wrote every album for you

#sam kerr x reader #sam kerr imagines #sam kerr imagine #woso imagine #woso imagines #woso x reader

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motleyfam · 2 years

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hey! so its 4am and ive just finished my, um... fifth(?) reread of world's saddest breakfast club and like! aaahhhh!!!

do u got abything to tell us abt this story? like sbt the writing proccess or things u thought that did not make it in or hc or anything really. i dont have a question exactly, just wanted to hear you talk about it. im a bit. well. obssesed.

Oooh cool question! I definitely do!

World's Saddest Breakfast Club: Fun Facts

The opening line is a result of me angsting to @batmoniker about how I couldn't figure out how to start my fic, and her jokingly being like "I got you, bro. Ready? 'It was a dark and stormy night'" and then me just being stubborn and committing to the bit.

The story started with a vague idea of "everyone in the kitchen at 3am for different reasons and Jason channeling his inner short order cook." All I knew going in was the order I wanted people to appear, what was wrong with them (sick, hurt, insomnia, etc) and what food Jason would be making for them. Everything else I made up as I went.

If I could go back and change one thing about this fic, I'd reduce how long Jason was kidnapped to like, 6-8 days, max. 16 days seemed funny when I wrote it, but in hindsight, I feel like he'd be a little more fucked up in the story if he were really escaping from that many days of captivity lmao

I headcanon Dick as the kind of person who straight-up forgets to eat when he's preoccupied, and Jason as the kind of person who cannot FATHOM this concept. Jason absolutely will miss a meal if the situation calls for it, don't get me wrong, but he's aware the entire time he's doing it and it makes him super antsy. (This once turned into A Thing™ when Jason was like, 13 years old and staying with Dick for the weekend for some brotherly bonding and Dick forgot about lunch and by 5pm, Jason maybe sorta kinda had a minor panic attack about it. Dick was a lot more mindful of that moving forward)

Bruce's favorite food being lobster thermidor is a reference to the Lego Batman movie

I wrote this whole fic with Julia Child's recipe pulled up in one tab and my google doc in the other

At some point I realized that since I started with fresh lobsters, I was going to have to write Jason killing them, and it derailed me so hard that the fic nearly became about meatloaf instead. (Never mind the fact that Jason canonically kills human beings — that's totally fine. I just draw the line at him killing lobsters 😰)

(in the end I just kinda glossed over it and made sure they were already cooked before Damian appeared so I wouldn't have to address it 😬)

Dick's reoccurring shoulder injury is a reference to the DCAU where I swear that man has dislocated his shoulder/injured his arm at least 4x

The line about Tim being allergic/throwing up when he eats eggs was inspired by a line in chap 11 of @goldkirk's fic Hymn, which I've reread about 37x

Jason is correct— grits are fucking delicious and definitely not baby food.

My favorite line is "Okay there’s self-sacrificial bullshit, and then there’s whatever the fresh hell that is."

The idea for Cass being a big meat-eater comes from a comic panel where Steph offers her a plate of rice and beans and Cass says she needs meat and starts mischievously eying Steph's hamster. Can't find the panel to save my life, but I promise it's out there.

EDIT: finally found it!

Steph's nickname of "Zombie Boy" for Jason is borrowed from @audreycritter's Cor Et Cerebrum series (which is a fucking masterpiece, btw)

This fic was gonna be called "Creatures of the Night" until batmoniker said Steph's line made for a better title

Several people have asked me whether Jason was really cooking Bruce's lobster to spite him, or if he was actually intending to make it for him all along. The answer is... both? Like Jason's kind of an unreliable narrator in that he's trying to convince himself that he's just doing what he's doing to be a little shithead when deep down it's all stemming from his need to take care of his family, you know? Like he'll never admit it, but that's where his heart is at.

To everyone who's asked for a part 2 where the family finds out Jason was kidnapped, I'm gonna be honest: the main reason I don't think I'm ever going to write that scene is because I can't come up with a good enough joke for him to make to accidentally out himself 💀

#thank you so much for asking!#you're super sweet and I'm so glad you enjoyed the story

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rzyraffek · 1 year

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Hey was wondering if you could do Michael Myers OG, Jason Voorhees, Bubba Sawyer, and Billy Lenz with a very strong s/o who can pick them up with ease. Please and thank you ❤️

yass i cannn BTW HI GUYS IM BACK FROM MY 2MONTH BREAK!! HAPPY FIRST OF JANUARY!!! YALL IM SO HAPPY TO WRITE STUFF FOR YALL AGAIN :D

You didnt say what pronouns to use so imma go with they/them!! Request are open! but prepare for long wait, cuz i have like 5fics waiting to be written

Slashers with Strong!S/O!! picking them up!!

Voorhees Jason

that the guy was flabagastered is a understatement

He went all blushy and shy!! I swear he would do lil giggle if he could!!

Jason is very happy!! He never been picked up, not only because he is a serial killer but also noone is strong enough! But they! They are! His s/o is so cool!

He will shake his hands in exitment and hug them laterz

Myers Micheal og

Before i start i wanna flex i got Micheal and Laurie action firugines on chrismas and they are vibing on my shelf (they are sitting together and behind them theres a colection of diosaur toys/figurines)(im super cool and epic i know no need to comment that i know)

Please give him a warning before they do so! he will get jumpscared and yeet them!

Man got consfused! like he bearly got used to normal kind human touch and now they are litteraly picking him up like hes a lemon-weighing shmol bean (micheal in size of lemon?)

He will pretend this never happend due to embarassment, like he thinks he is somehow less cool when he realised they can easly just pick him up

"Awww mikey pls forgor me, i just wanted to see if I can pick you up!" ">:["

Bubba Sawyer

ma boi turned tomato in seconds!

Is so cool!! How much stuf are they able to pick up!!

After s/o is done with picking him up, he will pick them up too! See?? He is strong too!! :D

He will try to convince them to pick Drayton up (maybe throw him somewhere pls )

Billy Lenz

(i missed writing about this silly goof so much)

Man is a raccon

He will instantly try to bite off they arms/hair/ whatever he sees

But if it wont jumpscare him, he will feel flustared and accually very nice! its rather calming to be carried by s/o

Please do it more! Especially while they are hugging and s/o just picks him up like bag of potatos and moves to other room or something

He will giggle and blush like little goof he is!

Also he is little prankster! He does a lot of mischievous crimes (stealing their s/o food) so imagine him trying to steal their food at like 4am and being all sneaky! Only for them to yoink him, carry him to bed and just continue sleeping!

#billy lenz #billy lenz x reader #billy lenz x you #micheal myers x reader #micheal myers headcanons #micheal myers x you #bubba saywer x reader #bubba sawyer #halloween ends #texas chainsaw massacre #jason vorhees imagine #jason vorhees headcanon #jason vorhees x reader #jason voorhees #friday 13th

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xotrashratxo · 6 months

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Nerdy Prudes Must Die: Thoughts During the Premier last night Part 2: Everything Else

⚠️SPOILERS FOR NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE UNDER THE CUT!!!!⚠️

AND THERES OUR BACKSTORY YALL!

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

She’s so evil I love her.

OMG MINOR KEY

FORESHADOWING???

THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWSSSSS

Kyle and Brenda are so adorableeeeee

AWEEEE EVERYONE’S ADORABLE!!! they’re gonna die.

Mariah’s extensions kinda ate.

THEY ARE SO ADORABLE IM GONNA CRY!!!!

Jason and Kyle are so in love lol.

N-IG-HT-AWE AWE- ks!

FUCK clivesdale.

FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE WE’LL KILL YOU!

AWEEEEE

I LOVE FORGIVENESS!!!

oh no he’s gonna die.

Here comes the horror bro.

OMG ITS THE INTRO!

Get this shit a Kill Count.

OH MY GOD THE GHOST MAKEUP I LIVEEEEEEEE unlike Richie.

RIP Richie. He was just starting to live.

I hate theatre kids /j

HE’S EATING

THE SMOKE CLUB OMGGGG

OMGGGG ITS THE NAME OF THE SHOWWWW

HE’S RUNNING AROUND THE AUDITORIUM!!!

It’s giving 80s I love it.

REPEAT AFTER MEEEE I LIVEEEE

WHO WILL PRAY FOR ME WHEN I’M GONEEEEEEE

OMG THE BACKGROUND GIRLIESSS

THAT SHIT HIT SO HARD OMGGGG

THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEMEEEE

THE LIGHTNING!!!!

FUCK CLIVESDALE.

RUTH FLEMMING OMG

And we’re all caught up.

GASP THE COOL BEANS WERE SPILT

THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS WITH DAN AND DONNA!!!!

Fucking Clivesdale.

oh I love fear mongering.

YESSSS REPORTER JOEYYYYY DAN REYNOLDS I LOVEEEEE

OMG THEY’RE EATINGGGGG

OMG HATCHET SOMG EATS

NOT DONNA

“DAN!”

Ziggy cameo!!!!!

MAN IN A HURRY!!!!!

I love a cameo song!!!!

CHARLIE

THE LOCKDOWN OMG-

She ATE HOLY SHIT!!!!

GERALD

LINDA

THIS EATS I LIVEEEE

JAZZ HANDS

“Suddenly the show is real upsetting!”

HOLY SHIT THAT ATEEEE

Slaaaay miming Joey

The barbecue monologueessssss

What accent is that. Southern, New York, slightly British???

YESSS MIMING

PUNSSS

Oh Barbecue monologues is gonna fucking EAT.

Fucking TREVOR.

Thank you 10!

Uh oh.

OH she’s a theatre kid. Aw I’m gonna cry at her death.

no the lighting is red.

*Ruthy EATS*

She just wants to be loved ☹️

YESSSS LAURENNNNNN

Im gonna cryyyyy

NO THE RED LIGHTTTT

HER ANXIETYYY NOOO

NOOOO

Stop I’m cryingggggg

*Pets dead Ruthy’s head*

That ATE omgggg

*Drinks hot water instead of coffee.*

Fuck Clivesdale.

oh shit at the old Wayland place. Next to the body. Fuck.

GOD’S PLAN

OMG SHE SWORE

OMG SHE DREW A GUN ON A COP

OMG GRACE IS EVIL

OMG THE COP THEMEEEEEE

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

PAUL AND EMMA HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

CUP OF BLACK COFFEE THEME

IM GONNA DIE

HE’S ON NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH

PETER IS HOT CHOCOLATE BOY CONFIRMED

If they start singing Your Fault I’m gonna scream.

Speaking of, “HWHAT???”

OMG THEY’RE BREAKING UP.

Love a good angry breakup sexual tension song

OH MY GOD HE CALLED HER A MEAN GIRL GET IT CAUSE MARIAH WAS REGINA GEORGE OH MY GOD

They’re gonna kiss.

Grace swearing is hilarious

LOOK OUT SHE’S GOT A GUN

*whips out a Canadian accent*

THE COPS THEME

INTO THE ALLEY OMG

*screams*

Omg she’s crazy

ALL TOO WELL MAYOR???

COREY OMG

why is the mayor…. Kinda fineee???

HE KNOWS. HE KNOWSSSSSS.

Why is mayor lauter….. kinda fine????

THE STARRY CHILDREN FUCK

AXES.

It’s the lords fuck.

Bro said fuck science.

GASP. He’s killing his daughter.

GASP X2! He foreshadowed this! HE SAID HE DIDNT CARE IF SHE DIED OMG I OMG OMG.

Her dad is a cultist omg

THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME OMGGGG

THE BLACK BOOK OMGGGGG

THE FUCKING- THE FUCKING DARK GODS!!! WIGGLY AND HIS FUCKERS

THE LORDS IN BLACK OMGGGGG

He already performed a ritual didn’t he

OMG HEAD IN THE CAR OMG GET IT

well shit there’s red lighting.

shucks. nothing like traumatizing Corey and Mariah by killing their kid/parent

THE STARLIGHT THEATER (TGWDLM), THE MALL (Wiggly), OMG

Officer Shapiro eats. But NOT. Ben.

Couldn’t avoid the tide pods huh?

RIP Officer Shapiro, she was a bad bitch.

bring about the apocalypse. The apotheosis is upon us.

OH THAT HIT.

ATEEE

HELLO FWENDY WENDSSSSS

I love them omggggg

OH GET IT CAUSE PETER IS RELATED TO TED AND THE TIME ONE.

PALLY WALS!!!!

OH MY GOD EVERYONE WHO’S A LORD HAS DIED.

DROWSIE TOWNNNN

NO NEVER WHATEVER THEY WANT

why do I get Oompa Loompa vibes tho.

WHAT DO YOU WANT STEPH!!!

Nooooooooo my boyyyyyyy

They’re fucking EATINGGGG.

Oooooh they ate.

Noooooooo my boyyyyyyy

IM CRYINGGGGGG.

NOT A FUCKING REPRISE IM GONNA DIE

IM GONNA CRYYYY

I think I own that flannel.

ANYWAY I’M BAWLING MY EYES OUT.

OH MY GODDDDD

NOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD

IM FUCKING CRYING

IM CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grace! Distraction! Yay! oh no.

I hate this.

Grace is so evil I love her.

Sexxxx with a ghostttt-

ANGELA ATE THAT UP.

Grace, you fucking queen. *Smokes a cigarette after sex.*

LMAO HER CHASTITY GET IT.

THAT ATE OMG MY BOY IS ALIVE OMG MY FAVORITE STRAIGHT COUPLE IS ALIVE!!!

Rip Mayor Lauter, you were kinda hot.

FUCK Clivesdale.

OFFICER SHAPIROOOOO MY QUEEEN

OH MY GOD THE FIRST SPANKOVSKI MAN TO KNOW HOW TO DANCEEEEE

OH MY GOD ITS A POP PUNK REPRISE OMGGGG

oh this makes me smileeeeee

but the cliffhangers that come from Hatchetverse. What’s the twist.

This homecoming flash mob is too good. I’m terrified.

this is too good what’s happening.

What’s the twist here. What is it. WHY IS THERE A BLACKOUT.

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

aweeeeee this is gonna be bad. Yeah, get tricked Jason.

She’s gonna kill him.

Yup. the sequel: Horny Pervs Must Die.

OH she’s a reverse succubus?

YESSSSS TWIST ENDINGGGGG

DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE LMAOOOOO

Grace is psycho and I love her.

Angela, my chaos hamster.

WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOUUUUUU-

Darkness will spare my soul!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ATEEEEEEE

THE FUCKING HATCHET SONG FOR THE CREDITS I LIIIIIVE!!!

#starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetverse #npmd #lords in black #nerdy prudes spoilers #grace chastity #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #richie lipschitz #ruth Fleming #fuck clivesdale #npmd spoilers #starkid npmd

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eminsunnytoons123 · 8 days

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*Lindbergh, Leon And bean are inside the car in the middle of a burgers resturant, not moving the car*

Bean: oh my god Im literally so hungry..

Lindbergh: so hungry..

Leon: literally so hungry..

Bean: where are we?

Leon: its a new place called "burgers burgers burgers"

Lindbergh: so we're getting burgers?

Leon: no, the salad. Their salad is so watermelon!

Lindbergh: a watermelon salad??

Leon: no! Thats my new word, instead of saying "cool" i say watermelon. *He smirks*

Bean: thats stupid..

Leon: if you could stop being a rude idiot, that would be great, bean.

Lindbergh: can we just order our food already??

Bean: whats taking them so long?

Leon: everything is like organic so it takes them long to make it organic.

Lindbergh: then it's not organic..

Leon: I literally just Said it was.

Lindbergh: its either organic or it isnt-

Leon: they make it organic, lind.

Lindbergh: you dont make it organic, you Stupid idiot -_-

Bean: I hate you both.. (joke/srs)

Lindbergh: what the Hell? we've been here forever!

Leon: maybe there's a long line??

Lindbergh: theres no cars out here..

Bean: I say we go inside!

Leon: no.

Lindbergh: Gross.

Bean: you're right, that involves walking.. -.-

Leon: we should do something to pass the time!

Lindbergh: what? A game?

Leon: yeah, what about "I Spy"?

Bean: fine.. I Spy with my little eye no fricking food. -^-

Lindbergh: is it the tree?

Bean: Shut up -.-

Leon: okay, how about try to name a Bunch of state capitals?

Lindbergh: fine... Sacramento, Leon?

Leon: new Mexico.

Bean: oh my god...

Lindbergh: Im gonna kill you, Leon. -_-;

Leon: I didnt even do anything -_-

Bean: we've been waiting here forever, And they still havent taken our orders..

Lindbergh: we should talk to a manager!

Bean: Lindbergh's mom is the manager-

Leon: yeah, i'll call her. *He picks out his phone and calls her*

Lindbergh's mom: hello?

Leon: hey.

Lindbergh's mom: oh hi, Leon!

Lindbergh: mom, dont start.

Lindbergh's mom: what?

Bean: hang up on her.

Lindbergh's mom: boys, wha-

*Leon hangs up*

Leon: that was a Stupid Idea.

Lindbergh: I know, right?

Bean: the last thing we need for her is to add more stress.

Leon: like, is it hard to be fair?

Lindbergh: one Day im gonna Blow up on her, I swear..

Bean: do you Guys see that sign Hanging over the menu?

Leon: yeah?

Bean: what does it say?

Lindbergh: "closed all Day Today"

*awkward silence*

Leon: I wonder what that tastes like!

Lindbergh: I think i'll get the one beneath they called "Open tommorow"!

Bean: me too! Its gonna be so watermelon!

Lindbergh: watermelon? Did you just come up with that??

Bean: yea!

Lindbergh: oh my god, I love it, so watermelon!

Leon: WHAT THE HELL!?

This is a refrence from a tiktok by riaa_.2 =^_^=

And yes I mean Courtney, Chloe And kim =^///^=

#the muppets #the muppets show: life in the boarding home #TMS:LITBH quotes #jim henson hour #leon lizard the muppet #muppets bean bunny #lindbergh the muppet

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bluepuppethidinginafilingcabinet · 1 year

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here we go y’all

this weeks silly little (probably actually quite long) puppet history notes/commentary

this weeks woosh caption: “an echo of a dinosaur roar from the cretaceous period” spooky

hi maya

oh we’re putting ryan in shackles now huh

classic mario kart story tbh

professor getting flashbacks over here

i’m very excited about this topic

i fucking love paper. imagine inventing paper. that’s so cool.

paper is an s tier invention. i’m right.

vietnam seems chill.

wow the professor really said okay leave then

i really want it to be a frog plague

it’s not a frog plague :(

it’s a new dynasty. because history.

evil echoing laugh is back

i thought it was before common era……..

yo this man out here excecuting his sons and grandkid

“would y’all ever kill your own-“ PROFESSOR NO

i love when a wholeass river changes course. multiple times.

the professor snores huh

uhhhh you’re in the theatre fake professor

oh boy a tax increase

ummmm there’s a lot of glitching

the box is suspicious as always

i swear if they put taxes on tea that’d be funny

did i misunderstand the question or did they? who knows

salt and fish were apparently the answers

the horse wife is back. even though she should be dead. and in puppet purgatory.

this is a fun little ad

the professor just standing there like 🧍

i wanna build a watcher kingdom. shame i have no money.

i’ve decided to stan these two sisters. this may not end well for me considering history.

that’s a very you joke to make ryan

ryan wants to be a product of the immaculate conception via shaq apparently

these two are slaying

oh damn that’s a tiger. damn.

it has 3 eyes

an 18 did nothing???? huh

she really just attacked with kale. and lost a hand.

(items falling in background)

oop bye bye head. that’s unfortunate

THEY HUNG HIS BODY FROM THE GATES?????

or maybe they didn’t. welp. who knows.

boooo patriarchy

we’re assuming he’s dead. got it.

i love a war pyramid scheme

if you wouldn’t do war with your friends what’s the point? like are you really friends?

also this lady slays. i love her.

what is the professor on?

claiming immortality apparently

four things she promised. huh. okay my guesses. revenge. salt. gold. and cotton candy. because why not.

damn i want a country wide lazy river

edit: THE PROFESSOR KEEPS IGNORING THE LAZY RIVER MENTIONS

okay if the make out sessions start now. how do you fight the war??

slay okay. revenge. restoring lineage. avenge death of husband. attain goals. uhhh okay. sure.

well if it works it works i suppose

little devil horns on ryan is fun

15 JELLY BEANS EACH???????

ah yeah a swing of the hips wins the troops over. sure ryan.

trung be slaying

IM SORRY THIS LADY OUT HERE GIVING BIRTH AND CONTINUING THE FIGHT?????

ah yes an army of women swinging babies around

women can in fact kill too. so true professor.

no taxes? that’s… a choice…

i too am waiting for the other shoe to drop

boooo i don’t like this

yeahhhhh well that’s unfortunate

they still slayed

oh the bigger entity takes out the smaller huh ryan?

okay so the options are, they die, they die, or they die

oh we don’t know. okay. well. i’m starting to think that we don’t actually know when people die.

kinda baller that they never surrendered

imagine being dragged up to heaven by your ankles. that’d be an experience.

history is in fact petty

the women really be getting things done in this story. as they should.

damn that’s a speech right there

this is such as slay

the tiger is back. very pretty puppet. fluffy.

ryan does have a point when he called it a johnny cash tiger

“and now i’m fucking dead” that’s so awkward for you tiger

he’s very upset about this huh

professor be ignoring the algorithm again

professor you can’t just call people supple

egg professor has eyebrows

this is so odd

so shane. what. is. going. on.

#watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #all hail the watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #puppet history #puppet history season 5 #the professor

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sorry for the late reply! im the songxue anon! just saw your responses a few minutes ago and my gosh, you're really very sweet ;; im sorry to have caused so much of a fuss but thank you for being so compassionate and kind ;; (also i adore that crying xue yang omigosh what are you talking abt how can you think thats not amazing its perfect i love it). also the tags? on your first reply??? people are mean to song lan????? WHO IS MEAN TO SONG LAN??? WHY??? HOW????! i'll be honest, i tend to avoid getting involved with fandom discourse At All Costs bc i dont need that kind of stress in my life, so mainly i just look at fanart and fics i like and stay in my lane so i had no idea there were people who hate on song lan???? like??????????? how????????????????? okay, i love xue yang, he's my baby, but i TOTALLY understand people hating him. he has no rights and he deserved everything bad that happened to him and so much more. i just happen to adore him and wanna spoil my stupid lil meowmeow. like it makes SENSE to be mad at xue yang but like.................................. how can anyone hate song lan?!?! HE DID NOTHING WRONG?????? LITERALLY HE JUST GOT HURT, OVER AND OVER, FOR NO REASON????? im sorry for going on such a tangent over a very short tag you added but im a lil flabbergasted that anyone could hate on Best Boy. also while im going on tangents about tags, your 500 aus are part of what i adore about your art oki. like you have such a wonderful and vivid imagination and the way that you give life to the ideas with your art is breath-taking. even if its a concept i dont think i would enjoy just hearing the idea, when i see your execution i am 100% on board because my gosh you have such a beautiful way of bringing life to things.

and you don't need to apologize for anything btw! it's totally oki to assert boundaries and i really dont speak for anyone other than myself. i just saw a few "dont tag as ship" things and i was like "ahh... oki they prolly wouldnt like me" cuz im an anxious bean and i also dont wanna reveal myself as a gross loser who likes weird ships to one of my fav artists, ya know? so you were 100% just doing the good selfcare thing (which much approval, we stan) and i just got the wrong idea cuz im a nervous weirdo. as for revealing myself i feel a bit embarrassed to do so now after being such a weirdo at you oaeurhgiauehrg but one way or another, your are IS getting reblogged, especially now that i have permission to look at some pieces disrespectfully oiaerhjgohre (not SUPER disrespectfully, just maybe a lil bit of 'they're in love your honor' oki) (a silly random thing but im a bit happy to know you dont hate songxue oijghiouehrg its silly but knowing my favorite 'songxue artist' (not-really-songxue-but-i-totally-see-it) doesnt hate my otp is kinda nice 😊 i thought the irony of it was a bit funny before but i also felt guilty for seeing stuff that your didnt really intend with your art and yeah eoirjgioejrg basically my initial asks were all that struggle so its just kinda nice. its not a very popular ship so its cool when its not disliked, even if its not actively enjoyed. idk if im making sense LOL sorry) ohergiuearhg sorry i feel like i went on a bunch of tangents instead of responding to you properly and i think maybe i have a problem of Talking Too Much so i swear i will really try to keep this one short. i love your art, youre completely valid and wonderful, im doing okay and im really happy you responded to me so kindly despite my strangeness, i think you're neat and you deserve a ton of people showering you with praise cuz damn, you make things great. and i'd like to take a moment to express how you can really influence people with your art: i never even considered wen chao x xue yang before your art and now i think they're a really funny couple, and thats completely bc of how lovely your creations are. please believe in your ability to make people love the things that you love through your beautiful art. be proud of how incredible you are. you make everything a lil brighter just by existing but the fact that you exist and choose to share your beautiful art (and fics, ive read some of them and i Love your writing, its incredible) you make the world a whole lot brighter cuz damn, now i get to look at this stuff and just smile and feel warm inside. so thank you for making my life a lil happier and please be confident in yourself!

okay sorry to put em all together but also i felt it was best so let's begin,

^me

1- you've caused no fuss at all so don't worry about that!! i just wanted to make sure it wasn't a ships in the night situation LOL i wanted to make sure you got my response! :) (I'M GLAD YOU ENJOY THE MEME LOL) as for song lan meanness, that's what i'm saying THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING and YET! this is why i stay out of the tags all the time. there's just too much shit out there in the world and sometimes i fail at just gritting my teeth and letting people say their thang, and it gets me in trouble... but maaaaaaan i really need to say it's a shame you wanna stay anonymous because i think we'd get on like a house on fire! you've summed up exactly how i feel about both of them + how i wish others reacted to them haha (but no pressure to reveal yourself! just know i think we'd get along)

and as for 500 AUs... i'm so glad 😭 i am an AU machine, i have so many i can't keep track and they bring me so much joy, but i admittedly feel sort of alone in making them haha SO THIS MEANS A LOT!! especially you complimenting my execution like i think i may just melt into a puddle and pass away jfghsjh thank you,, so much

2- but seriously, don't worry about the tag thing, it is 100% a boundary thing and the only time i think i'd dislike someone for it is if they saw i said not to tag it as something in the body of the post and did it anyway! 'cause that's just rude (and then i feel despair bc what else can i do to get people NOT to tag LMAO) it's for my own comfort, i'm not trying to dictate what people can or can't ship or feel, it's just i'd rather not hear about it :p especially when it's not what i drew! but also i'm a favorite artist? 😳

you haven't been a weirdo at all! no pressure to go mask off but please don't let anything be because you think i think you're a weirdo or a loser, ok? it's not true! hooray reblogs my NUTRIENCE.. THANK YOU! (but haha this isn't a 'theyre in love' type of piece but the one i personally look at most disrespectfully is when i drew sl straight up eating xy's flesh off his ribs... i know cannibalism isn't for everyone though and neither is gory imagery! just... sharing... oversharing...)

for the aside: no problem! i will say for transparency purposes that my relationship with it IS complicated and that i personally would need it to fit a very uncommon mold (that i do not often see) for me to be like 👍 which is why i tend to stick to my own stuff + what a chosen few friends make when it comes to them in general, but my god you're a rare breed! i've never met anyone who had it as their otp!! you're braver than any US marine because it's such a rarepair it didn't make it into the like top 11 mdzs ships on ao3 or whatever...

3- i love talking though! i really appreciate your messages and i hope this response wasn't a complete jumbled mess ahhh...

thank you so so much for all the lovely praise and encouragement, getting these messages actually helped me break out of my funk a little and do some chores, so know your words do have an impact too! 💕 i need to remember more often that as long as even one person smiles at my work, it will have been worth it. i promise i'm trying ;; sometimes i get caught up in the numbers still and i'm very ashamed of that, but damn, you took time out of your day to let me know that you love and appreciate what i do, and that's honestly made me tear up a little, so THANK YOU AGAIN !! i'm sorry i'm failing at expressing myself and my gratitude properly kgjdklhjkgh (also, thank you for the xuechao support, like THAT's what i call a RAREPAIR! (canned laughter) i really try to spread the joy with those two)

i'm really floundering on how to say thank you well enough so... maybe i can show you some birthday art i made for a friend who also loves xy and sl and xy/chao (which of course now im being nitpicky about but the friend loved it so idc LOL)

#long post #INCREDIBLY long post #shin dont look #i could tell you my top 3 song lan bad takes that make me wanna maul but #then i would probably really get in trubs. what am i saying ive driven the people who said em away LONG ago lmao #also also: re: ship stuff from what youve said i think you would handle them well!!!!!!!#you like my art AND my fics i could melt rn #xy&sl

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this-was-a-terrible-idea · 5 months

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ALRIGHT BEAN YOU DIDN'T RESTRICT THE BOOK RECS ASK SO HERE YOU GO: 1, 7, 8, 16, 18, 20, 23, 42, 51, 60, 62, 77, 87, 90, 91, 121, 124!! (you can skip any that you don't have an answer for and repeat whatever you want also ahhhh the ask won't let me make a new paragraph but it's @bi-bats)

😈 nyehehehe thank u for all the questions ily @bi-bats. kissing u on the forehead for this

1) a book that is close to your heart: i talk about it a lot but The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan. the first book that ADHD problem child baby bean ever read and felt Seen in 💕

7) a book you did not finish: losing my MIND about Husband Material by Alexis Hall. i WANT to finish it but i legitimately CANNOT get over the fact that the author made one of the characters a vegan for ethical reasons after he had a whole ass Moment about a bacon sandwich and Expectations in the previous book. it is SO stupid that i can't get past this but alas

8) a book you finished in one sitting: Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall! yes this is the aforementioned previous book to the book in the last question

16) a book you'd recommend to your younger self: i think i would be a cooler person in general if i read more gothic lit in high school. cool is a relative term btw. i'm recommending to my younger self: read more Poe

18) your least favorite book ever: okay so this one is probably a Required Reading in High School bias, but Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe 😩

20) a book that got you out of a reading slump: Game Changer by Rachel Reid

23) a book that is currently on your TBR: The Secret of the Grande Chateau by Dr. Cecil H. H. Mills! this one is @jayzelnut's influence

42) a book that made you want to scream by the time you got to the end: Vicious by V.E. Schwab. look at what you've done to me misha

51) a book that you found underwhelming: ACOTAR

60) a book that you think about at 3am: The Echo Wife by Sarah Gailey

62) a book with a forgettable plot but amazing characters: im being a bit salty here but The Blood of Olympus by Rick Riordan. the characters are wonderful but the plot (and in some ways the writing) of that book was mid, especially for it being the last book of the series

77) a book so useless that you could use it as a coaster: i got legitimate psychic damage from The Change Up by Meghan Quinn. i gave it a shot after i read and loved the Game Changers series by Rachel Reid bc i thought i might be judging sports romances too harshly but i was not.

87) a book with a predictable ending: is picking a romance book cheating? Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuinston

90) the longest book you've read: given that the official english translation was split up into five volumes, i'm gonna go with MDZS, aka The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, by MXTX. i haven't tallied up how many pages it is but each volume is a decent size so i'm making an assumption that its the longest book i've read

91) the shortest book you've read: if we aren't counting the micro story Warm Up by V.E. Schwab, the shortest book i've read is Galatea by Madeline Miller

121) a book that makes you nostalgic: oh buddy, you guessed it! any of the og Percy Jackson series

124) the book you're currently reading: oh, so many. Chalice of the Gods by Rick Riordan, Last Night at the Telegraph Club by Malinda Lo, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins, Just like Home by Sarah Gailey. AND VICIOUS! I SWEAR I WILL FINISH ANNOTATING IT FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAH

book rec ask game!

#thank you for asking!!!#i love ask games #ask game #bean speaks #book recs

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supercriminalbean · 1 year

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Things that made me insane during criminal minds evolution:

Written while I watched so enjoy my bumbling mess. Spoiler alert of course.

Episode 8:

Okay I know AJ director this episode but um....why is the flash back based on JJ and Will it makes me uneasy. I'm scared and I'm not even 30 seconds in.

This season is fucked up.

Ahhh Dave and Penelope!! Him knowing when she's stressed or hasn't slept well makes my heart flutter.

He is such a dad (fucking daddy)

Him not believer her about work stress haha he knowsssss.

Atleast he didn't walk into it this timeeee.

David's voice drives me hornyyy I mean madd.

At first glance I thought that was Emily and was about to lose my shit.

Michael is so old....what the hell... Henry... I I know they are old but I...it feels wrong please so wrong. I'm so old now 😭😭😭

What if Will is working with sicarius...

Henry... my heart is aching for you. I also had to ear drop on my parents alot.

Fuck I love sircarius he's so smarttt.

61 people fuck... that's hot.

EMILY OPENING QUOTE YESSSS

I love her hair ahhh.

Ahhh we love Paul. Paul you are fucking awesome.

Awww TARA AND LUKE HIII I missed you.

Damn Penelope in that dress she looks beautiful.

OMGGG GUYSS THEY KNOW WHO LEE IS THEY KNOW THE UNCEL FUCKING FINIALLY.

2ND STREET EVERYONES FACE. Please

No Luke don't question her, his face when he realized and IMMDENITLY turning to his best friend.

Tara repeteing it and nodding like yes she is my friend and I'm sorry it's not with you.

I PAUSE IT TO WRITE THE LUKE AND TARA THING AND SAW A FAMIKY ON TV AMD WAS LIKE HA THEY GONNA DIE. BUT ITS MY FAMILY ITS JJ AND WILL. IM SCARED!!!!

Can we before I push play talk about how I'm so proud of JJ for taking time off and looking after herself my little love.

Henry looks so sad. JJ doesn't get enough scene to be mum and I want more.

JJ please just tell him the truth he desever it, he already has alot going on with your two jobs please.

I relate to much to Henry and it hurtssss.

Tara and Luke yesss.

Knew it!! Parent killerrrr.

The way Emily sighs before ordering people around.

I know, I KNOW. It's bad but my hopes are up for an Emily and JJ moments where Emily helps JJ with her family issues....

Ew the jet.

Ahh did Garcia low key children swear with 'what the actual F?'

This season I need her to drop the proper F bomb and for Rossi to language her. PLEASEEE.

Is anyone else shock with hoe Luke and Tara are in more than 2 scene this episode I love but woww the writers know how to do this.

Rossi 🥺😍😭😭 I love you. The way you speak to victims family make my heart yeet.

What did Rossi see... ooh my love you so smart.

But my lovers are smart.

The way thoes two speak to each other make me wanna ahhh I love them both go much.

Rossi saying bitchy

Okay thoes two thoes two!! I cabr even explain it but best scene ever.

Her still saying he needs threpy is beautiful.

I figures out the reason why I love thoes two,its like the voices in my head talking.

Fuck I love Rossi and Garcia to much its not okay.

Rossi is suicidal driving towards him like that fucking hell. GO TO THERAPY.

Garcia calling him beautiful creatures ahhh

Oohfff old school his smile aww when he pushes Luke.

Will and Henry 💔😭😭😭

They kill Will off I'm sueing

Henry just a kid but oh his little heart has gone through so much...

JJ I want you to hold me like that.

So Rossi just got himself kill that's cool cool cool cool cool beans cool cool cool as.

do you uh...uh think he will get kidnapped and almost die and when he wakes at the hospital it's his best friend sitting there holding his hand... aka hotch...

Or Reid will come from where ever he is and help get Rossi ass back.

#criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #criminal minds season 16 #david rossi #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #jj #luke alvez #tara lewis #penelope garcia

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that-bitttch · 2 years

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9 people 7 people you want to get to know better. (Can't promise you nine because I am an awkward bean but i tried lol)

Tagged by @cactuseri thanks boo! Your no1 cheerleader here is honoured and the sentiment is mirrored right back at you!

Last song: Coraline by Måneskin

Last show: Stranger things (not really a tv person)

Currently watching: kinda Outer Banks? Like im two (?) Episodes in and that is the last show i started so

Currently reading: other than fanfiction? Uhhh Bazaar of Bad Dreams or something, its a Stephen King short story book? Idrk what its called but something like that. Kinda a slow read tho, his style isnt really for me- somehow too much swearing and stuff.

Tags: @juststeddiebrainrot @eddieswallcuffs @autistic-robin @plistommy @thorniest-rose @adelicioustragedy @honeytrap-graham

Note: just because i tagged you please feel free to just ignore it! I will not be insulted if you do not do it or anything, i just think y'all are cool :D

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jayyy3z · 2 years

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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡-𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙣𝙖 𝙠𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖

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Dani sighed deeply while running laps in the gym. “Im telling you baji is acting weird like really weird” she huffed. “Stay single with me.” The girl next to her named Emma sano she smiled happily. "Ren gonna beat her ass!" A student shouted as they rushed to the fight in the cafeteria. There you can see a girl on top of another throwing straight hits. Two girls tumbled on the floor as they where being dragged. "Get up kiyoko!"

Dani looked over at the crowd. She got intrigued when she heard a loud thump hitting the ground. "Wanna take a look?" Dani wiggled her brows to Emma. "Yeah sure" Emma got up from the bleachers and walked over. "Oh its Renee..her brothers are not gonna be happy" emma said with her fist covering her mouth. "Knowing that they are probably the ones who caused it" Dani wasn't surprised.

"Fuck her up good Ren!" Was the only thing being screamed around the room. Eventually the two girls where broken up buy the school officers and of corse the teachers watching in the lunchroom.

"Stupid girl, the fuck are you here for?" The girl had pretty skin with long black hair. "I don't fucking need this right now neeko" she grit her teeth in annoyance. While she rolled her eyes as she slumped into the waiting room chair. Neeko shrugged an walked out of the office. "This bullshit why they always gotta pick on me? Why not the other fucking whores there" renee whispered to herself as, She sucked her teeth while she slammed her foot to the ground.

“Ooouuu someones in trouble~” the boy had his fist cover his mouth. Renee blushed, “What baji”. He smirked. If baji was anything he was a player big time. “Can't I see my baby?” He whispered huskily in her ear while planting a kiss on her neck. “Don’t you have a girlfriend? She rolled her eyes. “And?” He whispered. His phone buzzed.

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“Im getting tired of this Baji” he huffed. “Ms. Haitani?” Renee rolled her eyes out of annoyance before letting go of baji. He whistled while she walked away.

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After school dani and baji walked home together with a third weeping wheeling neeko. "If yall don't stop kissing each other i swear your gonna swallow another" she hissed threw her teeth when they didn't answer and sucked each others face.

Neeko and Dani walked into their shared home. Baji dropped his bag on the couch before walking to danis room. "My sister should be home in a little bit." She moved to the bean bag in the corner of her room. "You mean brothers?" He tilted his head. "She lived in with our aunt until she got kicked out of her old school. So the dumb girl has to come over here. She's cool though." She smiled sadly turning her head in the other direction.

"I think everyones gonna meet at drakens shop." He cooed into her chest. "Oh keiskue...how long do you think I won't find out what your hiding from me....." Dani silently ran her fingers threw his hair. "Is that so? He still having it?" She looked over to her phone.

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Y/n❤️😗

I am here!!!!

Damari😊🤍

Damn already? Okay im goin❤️

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"My sister is here" she shot up from her bed. Slipping on the sides almost tripping down stairs,dani opened the door. "Im home" A girl with long dark hair, lashes that fluttered whenever she would gaze upon someone or something. Her figure hugged nicely in her fitted one peice outfit the gold chains and earrings matching perfectly with white low cut air ones.

"Welcome home baby sis" she hugged y/n. She dropped her bags hugging her older sister. Dani looked at her younger sister. It's been months since she seen her. Well...after what happened. Still pure and beautiful as always she looked. Y/n arched her brow looking at baji up and down. He dark blue eyes gazed upon the male who looked like a cat

"Who's this?" She walked more inside. Neeko closed the door an snuck a hug from behind causing y/n to smile. "Names baji" he stuck his hand out to shake. Y/n tilted her head. "Banshee?" He deadpanned. "No baji keiskue.." His eyes gazed on the girl. She was really beautiful. Dani looked up to her sister. "Wanna go somewhere?" She smiled. "Where?"

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There was people all around the bike shop smoking making out and well couples fighting. Y/n shuffled to the corner of the room moving away from the crowed. "This hoe left me..."y/n huffed in annoyance. A voice called over. "Y/n?"

"Emma baby!!!!" Y/n got so excited to see her childhood friend. "Im glad to see you! How are you? Are you okay?" Emma asked in a concerning tone. "Im well I've missed you too. Are my stupid brothers here?" She smiled. "Yeah there" emma pointed over. "I gotta go to the bathroom it was nice talking to you." Emma smiled and waved off.

Y/n noticed people staring at her. One guy His long pig tailed braided hair. He kinda of creept her out An one mullet haired guy looking at her. In the middle of them was a short guy not too short with blonde hair smiled at you. Her eyes shifted to the boy with the white hair.He looked amazing with his broad chest muscles showing off. His earrings dangled as he shifted his head. "Oh shit" Y/n thought as he walked over.

"Its not nice to stare you know?" His deep voice was smooth. he moved closer before leaning his back against the wall. "So hot..." she thought before snapping out of it. "Tch I wasn't staring" she played off his comment. she protested. She looked at the window watching people drive their cars by. He chuckled before looking at her close up. Her thighs that swayed her chest all to her ass. her plump pink natural lips the way her skin looked soft and smooth. Her voice sounded mellow an sweet.

Perfect to ruin

"So...you're new huh?" He side eyed her while tilting his head back. She smiled. "Yeah, just moved back." His eyes where on the crowd humming in response. "From?" Izana looked at the crowd eyeing someone. "Historia prep" Y/n moved her hair behind her ear. "Cool" he looked down at his phone. Dani was at the other side of the building with baji. "Oh my- DANARIE!!!" Neeko huffed out of breath.

Dani looked at the girl she lifting her brow at the girl whos' hands where on her knees. "What spit it out?!" She crossed her arms. "Your sister is with izana He was saying if she was single."

"Not true!"

"Historia prep its a private school"

Your such a mean person" Y/n pouts as izana smiled at her. "Cute" he thought. Then his mind went lewd he licked his lips.

Dani was not having it. Knowing izana's rep she walked over to her sister. "Thats how i got this one" y/n awkwardly laughed rubbing the back of her head. "I see" Izana laughed at the girls' story of how she got the scar behind her ear. "Y/n!!!!" Her beloved sister dani. They both looked over. "Lets go im bored here" dani grabbed y/n's arm. Y/n smiled. "Okay. Nice meeting you"- y/n stopped. Y/n paused realizing she never asked for his name.

"Izana"

"Y/n" He smiled and walked to the guy who was talking to before walking to her with that she waved goodbye.

Y/n,Neeko,and Dani walked inside the house holding pizza boxes soda and a bucket of ice cream. "I don't see an issue he just asked for my name?" Y/n twitched her brow in annoyance. "Girl we know these fool for awhile he lies and plays girls bestie!"Neeko looked at her while eyeballing the meatlover pizza. Dani walked downstairs changing into some comfortable clothes. "He seemed nice." Neeko looked at her as if she was stupid. Y/n playfully shoved her.

"Aye you better move your hands away dummy!! Get your pizza greasey hands away!" She moved a little more to the edge of the seat. "Are you hyped?" Neeko side eyed. "Im kinda nervous I'm not gonna lie..." y/n looked down. Neeko smiled softly. "Don't worry ma we got you. Hold on...Hajime! I swear you callin me for money boy i'll!"-She slammed the door to another room. y/n snickered at the girl. "Well im going to sleep love you." Y/n kissed her big sisters head. "Love you too."

Izana laid in his bed with his towel draped on his head. He scrolled threw instagram smilling at the videos that happened tonight. He couldn't sleep. Mainly since Mikey was too busy making his whore scream around the house. He got up quickly got dressed and was about to leave till Emma opened the door. "My gosh that bitch is loud". Emma was dressed. This isn't the first time they left since, Mikey doesn't know how to make quite.

Emma😗❤️

Hey baby

Y/n💗❤️

You busy right now?

Emma😗❤️

Im out right now why?

Y/n💗❤️

Im bored neeko and dani are sleep

Emma😗❤️

Wanna hangout for a minute?

Is that okay? There should be a

cafe around my house wanna go?

Y/n💗❤️

Sure see you there

"My friend is up and shes bored so is it okay if she hangs out with us for a bit" Emma sipped on her coffee. Izana rolled his eyes. "Fine i guess" he pouted. "Emma!" A voice called over. "Babe!" Emma hugged the girl. The girl was y/n. "Oh did i interrupt?" She looked over to izana. "No he's my brother" Emma reassured. They sat at a table looking at the people singing.

"I swear manjiro hasnt changed one bit" y/n rolled her eyes. Emma huffed in agreement. "Hes a big dummy" Y/n smiled softly at Emma. At the name of Mikey's izana looked up. He smirked mischievously to him self before pulling his phone out. “Hey im gonna order so give me minute” izana stood up. After an hour and a half it was time for y/n to return to bed.

“WAKEY WAKEY BEAYOTCH~” dani whispered in y/ns ear. “No…” y/n mumbled. “You suck” dani huffed. “Your mom sucks” y/n tucked her self in turning her whole body. “WE SHARE THE SAME MOTHER!” Dani screamed. “SHUT UP!” Y/n reached around her pillow an threw it.

Y/n looked down at her scedule. Her gold earings dangled from her ears as she stepped up the steps slightly. Whispers and comments can be heard from the students since this school was one of the worst. Y/n walked in class. "okay class today you'll be partnered in groups to each write an preform a song for the school music festival" the teacher instructed. A vanilla an coconut fragrance passed by y/n. Slightly turning emma sat next to y/n.

Many time passed. Y/n walked to the lunch area quickly paid and waited up on the rooftop to get away from noises. She sat down eating a cream puff. "You still eat those things?"a voice called. "What do you want." Her eyes dropped cold. "Don't you miss me?" He sat in front of the girl. His black hair matched his eyes. His smile was beautiful. "Hello mikey.."her voice fell. "I saw you checking out my brother. Your still a whore" he looked at her in disgust.

Not knowing someone was watching them.

#izana x reader #izana kurokawa #tokyo revengers #manjiro sano #high school #anime fanfic

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motleyfam · 1 year

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I posted 2,267 times in 2022

36 posts created (2%)

2,231 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@desperatecheesecubes

@mooitstimdrake

@batshit-birds

@sohotthateveryonedied

@sun-moon-stars-jedi

I tagged 454 of my posts in 2022

#the batman - 25 posts

#fave - 18 posts

#batfam - 9 posts

#atla - 9 posts

#bruce wayne - 8 posts

#dick grayson - 7 posts

#damian wayne - 6 posts

#this sparks joy - 6 posts

#amen - 6 posts

#tim drake - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#thinking of that ‘superman wrecking a whole ass train to save a child on the tracks who he could have just swooped away from danger’ post

My Top Posts in 2022:

hey! so its 4am and ive just finished my, um... fifth(?) reread of world's saddest breakfast club and like! aaahhhh!!!

Oooh cool question! I definitely do!

World's Saddest Breakfast Club: Fun Facts

Bruce's favorite food being lobster thermidor is a reference to the Lego Batman movie

I wrote this whole fic with Julia Child's recipe pulled up in one tab and my google doc in the other

(in the end I just kinda glossed over it and made sure they were already cooked before Damian appeared so I wouldn't have to address it 😬)

Dick's reoccurring shoulder injury is a reference to the DCAU where I swear that man has dislocated his shoulder/injured his arm at least 4x

The line about Tim being allergic/throwing up when he eats eggs was inspired by a line in chap 11 of @goldkirk's fic Hymn, which I've reread about 37x

Jason is correct— grits are fucking delicious and definitely not baby food.

My favorite line is "Okay there’s self-sacrificial bullshit, and then there’s whatever the fresh hell that is."

The idea for Cass being a big meat-eater comes from a comic panel where Steph offers her a plate of rice and beans and Cass says needs meat and starts mischievously eying Steph's hamster. Can't find the panel to save my life, but I promise it's out there.

EDIT: finally found it!

Steph's nickname of "Zombie Boy" for Jason is borrowed from @audreycritter's Cor Et Cerebrum series (which is a fucking masterpiece, btw)

This fic was gonna be called "Creatures of the Night" until batmoniker said Steph's line made for a better title

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Imagine Bruce starting therapy and learning about all these cool new tricks and gadgets that can help with emotional regulation and getting super invested (because I mean, c’mon, the dude’s like the king of gadget hoarding, he’s got a utility belt for goodness sake)

Then imagine the learning curve of him realizing that just because something works great for one of his kids, doesn’t mean it works for all of them, as illustrated by this memorable incident:

Jason gets really upset and starts having a minor panic attack about something

Bruce, proud owner of 14 new weighted blankets (in various styles, weights, and sizes), tries to wrap his adult son up in one to ground him

After all, Bruce himself finds them super comforting because it’s basically a socially acceptable alternative to wearing a massive Kevlar cape 24/7 like he’d do if he could

(Tim loves them too, so like, kid tested, parent approved™️)

Ends up totally backfiring when the added weight & restricted movement sends Jason into a full-blown flashback of digging out of his own grave, taking this panic attack from like a 4 to a 10

Whoops

130 notes - Posted December 6, 2022

Sometimes I get really hung up on trying to make all the logistics and time frame work out in my fanfics

Then I see how the professionals handle this dilemma:

211 notes - Posted March 12, 2022

I have a headcanon that Dick doesn’t actually like cereal nearly as much as he pretends to.

He just knew that Bruce felt bad about his own cooking ineptitude in the early days after taking his new ward in, so whenever Alfred had the night off, the 9-year-old insisted cereal was his ‘favorite food on the planet’ because it was something that Bruce could actually handle preparing for him without setting off the smoke alarms and it made him happy to do it

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My #1 post of 2022

Tim hardly ever wears seatbelts.

It’s not a conscious choice at this point really, he just never got into the habit. When he outgrew his last car seat at age five, his parents didn’t bother getting him a booster and just let him sit in the normal seat, so the belt always felt like it was cutting into his neck and he hated it. He put up a big fuss about it once on the way to some important event, and his parents just huffed, “Fine, don’t wear it then. Fly out the window for all I care” and that was that. They never forced him again.

He just so rarely has to wear one that it slips his mind. Buses don’t have seatbelts. Motorcycles don’t have seatbelts. The Batmobile has them, but they’re rarely used due to the necessity for split-second drop ins and getaways.

It’s not until he’s 17 and driving with Jason somewhere that he finally gets called out on it. Not only called out, but told in a no nonsense sort of way “This car ain’t moving till I hear a fucking click. What, did they stop showing ‘Red Asphalt’ in drivers ed while I was dead??”

(They do still show it. Tim just slept through that class)

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rzyraffek · 1 year

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YANDERE THE MAN HUSH DUDE HEADCANONS BUT THE READER LOVES HIM BACK?? Btw they make tiktok vids together or share the same humour, They make vids about jokes or making funny vids by reacting or making someone read something & forcing to watch the vid with their reaction lol.

YANDERE the man (John) x reader

Headcanons, filming vids together or forcing each other to react to a weird video or doing weird funny stuff, if you want you can add anything else and yeah lol

Woah that is a long letter u wrote there

I LOVE THE IDEA OMG PLUS THEM PRANKING EACH OTHER omg BUT U FOROGR TO SAY WHAT PRONOUNS TO USE😭*exploes* gonna use she/her :) , there is some dialogue John is green and she is pimk

(Swf)(Request open)(TW:yandere,stalking,bulling people on tiktok)

Yandere silly dude from Hush (le josh) with as silly s/o

When he saw her first time he was sure that he will stalk her a little, spook her with some dead bodies, and kill her (his average sunday)

But after a while he kinda realised that he kinda likes her?? But he didnt pay mind to it(just yet) he still will try to commit crimes

He probably tried to stalk her while she was out in city but she bumped into him and he just 😳🧍 she probably started apologising while he tried to catch his breath.

And imagine if she decided that hes cute and invite him to some cafe. This guy went on mission to gather info to kill her, now He sits there drinking some tea and talks about some drama with her.

He will kinda find her funny, she seemed to have similar sense of humor like him. Then he decides to slow down his kill evil plan and gives her a chancs

His yandere type is defo "youre mine and only mine" but if she gets along with it, he is the biggest cuddle bug and shmol bean ever.

John wont tell her that he loves her (even if she is visably in love with him) and probably plan some evil kidnapind plan(super epic) So yeah he invites her to cute trip in forest total cute, then he ties her arms, then he yeets you in his car (he expects some sort of fight tbh) and drives you to his hause. While she just vibes to songs in radio.

"This is your hause now, try to escape and you wont be so happy" "cool, do you have wifi here" "🧍yea"

God zamn John prepared so hard!! Duble locks on doors, windows with super hard Glass, ect. He was prepared for game in cat and mouse and she just vibes on couch?

"I ordered pizza honey:)" "I cant eat it, I have ligma:(" "whats ligma" "😈 ligma bools"

Shes lucky he loves her because after limga joke he accualy regreted sparing her in first place

Also she would show him the most gen-z memes you can think of and record his reacion "Who is 🤨 among?"

He would blush like crazy when she wears his shirts, he will cuddle her a lot

He works out a lot, and eveytime after, he feels super strong and he just picks her up or play catch or just play-fight

'Damn babe somone just posted rat stealing whole bag of chips, wanna see?" *sees the video* "damn, so us"

He will say stuff like: slay, common W, most sane person in Ohio. This Type of stuff, im sorry if this bothers you

He will give headpats

If shes like tiktok famous and posts funni shit daily, she will try to inculde him. At first only as the guy holding camera or something. But later she will do stuff like "my bf reacting to my skincare routine!" Or "puting make up on my bf! (Not click bait) (he is shocked)"

I SWEAR TIKTOK COMMUTNITY IS THIRSTY THEY WILL SIMP OVER HER MAN

But if they dont mind its win-win because its free comments and likes (and in big scale it means money)

I wanted to post memes at the end but tumblr doesnt like so I prolly post meme right after posting it

Also reader sending him funny shit while he is 'at work' *she sends funny rat meme* "honey i litteraly shoot somone leg off wtf is that" "hehe funi rat"

He loves walks in forest, with hand holding ofc. Also He has ps5 and he will play with her some silly games

Overall 9/10: pros:you get free food, and u dont have to work, u get hugs 12/7. cons: u get kidnaped

I hope its up to ur standards, i made it a little long, john>>

#hush x reader #hush 2016 #yandere slasher x reader #yandere #yandere slashers

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borisbubbles · 2 years

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Eurovision 2022 (#30)

30. GREECE Amanda Tenfjord - “Die together” 8th place

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Decade Rank: 60/79 [Above Ana, below Blas]

Lol this bullshit of including her surname in the title card. She Really Is Greek, Honest, We Swear!

I is tricksy I is. -- ERT

Bitch, I ain’t fooled! Amanda couldn’t be more BOREwegian if she tried. 🙄 If there’s ONE thing Norwegians love (besides insultingly stupid mememongering it would appear), it’s ~fragile ballads~ by wispy wenches, and I’ve had more than my fill of of them in MGP 2022 (which I re-iterate was VERY BAD ). You better deliver something grandiose if you want to rank higher with your Scandi-Blandi mumbo-jumbo!

And honest, it seemed like they might, when the demo leaked? “Die together” deviated from Norway’s accursed “I’m secretly very dangerous, Trust Me” [feat. Zero Semblance Of A Threat] formula and instead goes the route of fatalism, and this I really fucking like.’ A classically Greek take on a romance tragedy, ohhh this could be COOL’, I thought! ‘Maybe they’d add some synths to make it like “City Lights”, or Robyn’s “Dancing on my own”, two excellent synthpop ballads?? Or they could turn it into a better (not shit) Better Love with a beat?' Greece could really make their song stand out as the romantic tragedy of our modern Eurovision times, even with Maro and Cornelia in the mix.’

I forgot of course that Amanda is from Norway, and so her ballad wound up DULL AND STERILE!!!! 😒 It’s Ana “Definitely Not A Ballad” Soklic levels of “ugh, I SHOULD have fucking KNOWN, damn’ you!” and while that’s *partly* on me for getting my hopes up, onto the Mild Contemp pile you go with zero regrets!!!

You see, the take from “Die together” was that, no matter how finite the relationship is, romance is a constant and can survive anything. it’s a sapiosexual and mature PoV, nothing wrong with that.

I think the execution is too cerebral, however.

The capital mistake that “Die together” makes is that it glosses over the single most important thing about nailing romance, and that’s the love which drives it..

WHERE. 👏 IS. 👏 THE. 👏 GODDAMN. 👏 PASSION. 👏 IN. 👏 THIS?

The first minute of “Die Together” is a dead minute, and the remainder two (the ones after the *actual* music kicks in) barely drag it out of stagnation. I understand why they went there. Intimacy and desolation need to be built up, so we can move on to showing the catharsis in the final act.

The problem runs two ways, however. Greece went with a stripped-down instrumentation to better accost their Quirky Scandi Merc vocalist, but this approach also glosses over the emotional rollercoaster that drove it to this point. Love is an immense force of both creation and destruction, like fire, or electricity, or glam metal, and “Die together” skips over it like it’s an afterthought. Even the STAGING, with its molten chairs focuses on the post-mortem, what happened *after* the fatalistic deaths of the protagonists, without really visualizing the passion that led them there. Show that, don’t tell us about it. Do you WANT me to be bored????

Furthermore, Amanda is just... not very engaging. She can sing, sure, but she’s too morose and twee to carry it convincingly. There are coma patients with better emotional resonance than Amanda Georgiadi. *THAT* is what you get when you cast the Farida’s of this world to sing your songs, they just get swallowed entirely by the trueborn painbearers of passion (like Cornelia!) because all they can do amounts to “uwu im a smoll bean uwu”.

Also, she smiles like this: 😩

coincidentally, i had the same expression when i first heard the song as well :-)

Greece petitioned to be about all-consuming lovestorm, and gave us “pre-nuptual marriage certificate”. Instead of fatalistic and fiery, “Die together” is disappointingly sane and business-like, here to collect your jury’s high-end marks, a televote twelve from Cyprus and Norway, and nothing else. Mission accomplished I guess, (it IS the best Greek result since 2013 and their best result EVER in a jury vote), but it required them to douse “Die together” in musical disinfectant and that’s never a price worth paying imo.

We could have received an all-time classic dramatic ballad from Greece.

What we got in its place was a misguided cop-out..

THE RANKING

30. GREECE - Amanda Tenjford - “Die together” 31. POLAND - Ochman - “River” 32. MONTENEGRO - Vladana - “Breathe” 33. FINLAND - The Rasmus - "Jezebel" 34. BELGIUM - Jérémie Makiese - “Miss you” 35. NORWAY - Subwoolfer - “Give that wolf a banana” 36. AUSTRALIA - Sheldon Riley - “Not the same” 37. SWITZERLAND - Marius Bear - “Boys do cry” 38. AZERBAIJAN - Nadir Rustamli - “Fade to black” 39. ITALY - Mahmood & Blanco - “Brividi” 40. ISRAEL - Michael Ben David - “I.M”

#Eurovision #Eurovision Song Contest #ESC #ESC2022 #ESC 2022 #Eurovision 2022 #Turin 2022 #Greece #Amanda Georgiadi #Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord #Amanda Tenfjord #Die Together #BorisBubbles

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no cuz trains are actually evil legit not even joking rn because this has happened twice now my first train has been so late i miss my second one like i just wanna go home leMME GO HOME—

i had six today. i am satiated. some call it an addiction. i call it… a necessityyyyyy

no because i’m exactly the goddamn same like i had one as soon as i woke up and all worries and anxiety melted away. legit i was like aaaaaaah, that’s the good shit right there. that’s the dirty bean water i was looking for

I— DID YOU—

idk your surname but—

JO SURNAME I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME AGAIN LIKE YOU MADE ME SMILE AGAIN THAT IS NO SMALL FEAT HOW DID YOU—

oh my god. OH MY GOD NAH THIS IS LIKE

stop rn i can’t actually breathe jo fr im like suffocating YOU DREW ME IN MY FINAL EEL WIELDING FORM???????? LIKE ACCURATELY AS WELL?????

YES THAT WOULD 100% BE THE OUTFIT ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???? I LOOK LIKE A BLOODBORNE BOSS OH MY GOD IM OBSESSED

no because i need to see the pickle legs you don’t understand it’s quintessential for my continued existence

counting the henrys is such a good pass time when waiting on trains… I REFUSE TO SLEEP NOW

you simply possess the x-Ray vision that mere mortals dream of owning. not me tho. i got some sick fucken eels—

YEEEEEES!!!! YOU OUTFIT IS SO COOL BECAUSE YOUR SUPERPOWER IS FUCK*NG AWESOME!!!

AND YES SMILE SMIIIILEE!!! BECAUSE IT'S HEALTHY!!! fewifjewhfeehe (and trains are evil...I swear...the space cat told me)

okay… I maybe draw my pickle legs… but gimme some time … i'm traumatized bc of them ....I MEAN TRY TO WALK ON THEM?! WITH KNO KNEES… it was SO STRANGE AND GROSS!!!! g o d I hope I never have this dream again… efeohfowhf

SIX MUGS OF COFFEE!!! …(I can't say anything against it can I? I may had 5 today…so…hmmm) COFFEE IS JUST… so GOOD!!! ifjweoifjeowihf

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