#IM A MALEWIFE AT HEART BB

[cognitosclowns]

okay this one is reallllly specific but hear me out!!

Andre might be a genius biochemist, but that man does not know how to cook proper meals. I'd just wanna make him a big dinner, like super healthy, super nutritious all-you-can-eat buffet INCLUDING dessert. he comes home and sees all that delicious food you made waiting for him and he tears up- PLS IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES

(also maybe have him eat a plate while you're busy with him,,downstairs. telling him he needs to continue eating or you'll quit. but both the taste and feeling is HEAVENLY to him so he just whines while you,,,UGH i wanna spoil this man so BAD)

GRKRKKGRGKRGK <333 FEEDING PPL IS MY LOVE LANGAGE. ANON YOU'RE KILLING MEEEEEE.

SOME NSFT, tw for food, forgetting meals/unhealthy eating habits, cooking!!

LIKE <333 GRGKRKK his eyes light up so fucking much when he has food. He eats at such weird times during the day?? he gets super into projects, he sleeps way too long, etc and just completely forgets that Food Is A Thing He Needs until he feels vv sick

SO IF YOU SURPRISE HIM WITH A MASSIVE MEAL?? OH MY GOD <333 HE'S JUST,, BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.

he either completely inhales his food or he munches a bunch over a long period of time, no in between. meals are either 5 hrs or 30 minutes smdnsdm

BUT LIKE HE LOVES FOOD??? SMNSMD HE JUST FORGETS AND THEN GETS SUPER SAD BC,, DAMN <////3 FOOD IS SO GOOD AND YET HE HASN'T HAD BREAKFAST OR LUNCH >:((

ALSO GOD THAT'S SO <33 FUCKING CUTE. THAT IS MY FAVORITE LIKE,, THING EVER. Sucking smb off while they have a lovely meal you made for them?? PEAK. PURE JOY. NOTHING WILL EVER GET BETTER THAN THAT.

JUST <33 his tired, happy face at the end of the day?? As he slowly munches on his dinner?? Almost falling asleep but also having the time of his life

BC NOT ONLY IS HE HAVING AN AMAZING MEAL <<333 BUT SMB HAS HIS COCK DOWN THEIR THROAT??? Heaven. He is in Heaven.

he's definitely gonna make some,, fuckin,, joke

'dinner and a sh-show-w-my god' while you swirl your tongue around his tip <333

GO SLOW GO SLOW <33 super slow, drawn out movements make his legs go shakey shake. Also his hands are gonna get clumsy smdns expect him to almost drop his fork. Long licks up the shaft? vv sow bobbing?? ssssucking his balls while u stroke?? <3333 he's such a grinning mess

OH AFTER ALL THAT?? HE'S PASSING THE FUCK OUT FOR THE BEST NAP OF HIS LIFEEEE. His stomach is full his balls are drained he is loved he is cared for.

HES SUPER LIGHT SO YOU CAN PROBABLY PICK HIM UP AND BRING HIM TO BED <33333 if not he'll clumsily stumble himself into bed and collapse with u <3333

#SORRY ANON THAT IDEA IS SO CUTE <333 GRRRR CUTE CUTE CUTE #tw food #tw food mention #tw disordered eating #kinda?? unhealthy eating habits. #*clenches fist* giving smb a nice meal while u eat THEM out is like.. everything good in the world #MSORRY I LIKE TAKING CARE OF PPL SO THAT SHIT IS MY HEROIN #IM A MALEWIFE AT HEART BB #THIS WORKS FOR LITERALLY ALL THE CHARACTERS TOO GOD <333 THEY'D ALL FUCKING APPRECIATE A LOVELY MEAL WHILE GETTIN OR.AL <33333 HNHNHN #*GRABS HEAD* IM DYING IM DYING IM PASSING AWAY IM ASCENDING #nsft #minors dni #andre lee #inside job #andre lee x reader #dr andre lee #dr andre lee x reader

[amjustagirl]

NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI PLEASE I JUST FINISHED CATCHING UP WITH BOS STORY AND IM CRYING FROM THE SHEER HAPPINESS

when i was reading chapter seven i know for a fact that you were revelling in the sheer chaos and unrest you caused from us bc that chapter was particularly painful. but ig that goes to show that you’re an expert at it at this point so what’s new? 🙄 i hate that i want more of it though so like screw you for putting me through the feels with bo’s story and the reader’s internal conflict

bUt theN!! chapter eight!!! had me smiling the whole way through!!! every scene and every thought bo had made me love him more! he’s such a persistent little shit and the reader’s mother is such an endearing character so everything came together really well and i was crying screaming throwing up and astral projecting because this ending was another s tier conclusion in my books! the cute little times lil you had too??? where bo with a smidge bit more chub had a baby strapped to him??? visiting the reader with a job that brings in the bread??? girlbossing an interview???? oh my god that’s the dream right there: to have- honestly that whole time when i read that line my head was empty and chanting MALEWIFE BO MALEWIFE BO 🤩💕😤😍😍 my heart couldn’t take it omg

i love this fic so much and i think you did a bangin job and creating bokuto’s story i love this so much!! i can’t wait to just reread this again sooner or later at an ungodly hour to spam your notifs again 🤩💗💕💖

HAHA quynh!!! yes i am indeed a little sadistic monster author reveling in her readers' anguish, but isn't the pay off in chapter eight worth it? heh. bo really is persistent (in the best way possible) and he gets along well with the reader's mama, and they're both conspiring together to love the reader HAH.

and their future - oh i just imagined a happy, wholesome future for them where they're both content with their family, with the choices they've made. the reader is a girlboss and i was leaving crumbs all over this fic to hint that bo would be a lovely (part time) house husband, and their home with three chaotic little boys wld be absolutely funny and adorable!!!!

also the mental image of sakusa the grumpy cat being subjected to the house of howling wolfchildren makes me die of laughter HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

thank you again bb - i'm just honoured that you love the story this much <3

#Nikki chats! #quynh<3 #when the sun loves the moon