#IM DEAD SERIOUS THE PAPAS PIZZARIA GAME COSTS MONEY IN THE APP STORE WHAT THE FUCK

[marstooth]

i describe bnha characters sexualities except i dont actually do that at all i just confuse everyone

midoriya: straight in the way that a koala is a bear *mass confusion abt weather or not a koala is a bear or a marsupial*

todoroki: a… lesbian???

iida: papas pizzeria moblie game costs money ??? what kind of world are we living in

uraraka: stop doing that thing with your face that makes me want to kiss you, yeah its really distracting

tsu: tongue technology

bakugou: quadratics equation homework with hot tutor gone RIGHT *line without a hook*

kirishima: unknown motives when going to the gym

mina: *girl in red begins to play ominously in the background*

kaminari: worldwide panic about the us government

sero: shes so nice, oh shes so ni—yeah im listening (bondage kink)

jirou: band tshirts and emo phase denial

tokoyami: goth cock = gock ? wh

shinsou: unrecognized potential

momo: if she had a mullet i would become immoral im not even kidding

toga: knife play

dabi: heard his parents have sex through the walls one too many times

shigaraki: wires by the neighborhood

hawks: *at a mcdonalds drive-thru* so… what do yall have

and im gone

#bnha incorrect quotes #bnha headcanons ??? #im not sure how to describe this #bnha midoriya #bnha deku #izuku midoriya #i actually dont know if koalas are bears help #bnha todoroki #shoto todoroki #hes a lesbian bc i said so #bnha iida #tenya iida #IM DEAD SERIOUS THE PAPAS PIZZARIA GAME COSTS MONEY IN THE APP STORE WHAT THE FUCK #bnha uraraka #ochako uraraka #shes a simp #bnha tsuyu #tsuyu asai #i used a bts refrence here i couldn’t help myself… tONGUE TECHNOLOGY #bnha bakugou #bakugou katsuki #bnha kirishima #kirishima eijirou #bnha mina #mina ashido #bnha denki #denki kaminari #I JUST NOW HE GETS H E A T E D ABOUT POLITICS I JUST KNOW IT #not all my tags fit :( #oh well… bye