“hey um, spence, ani,” roxy chuckles as she leans against the counter of the bookstore, hoping to grab their attention. as the short woman balance’s up on her tippy toes, she awaits their response, knowing it’s going to be awkward. “I have an important question and here’s hoping that either of you can help me with finding something,” interest peaked, her words were accompanied by a shit-eating grin because it’s far too good of a question not to ask the boys. “do you sell vibrators here?” (obviously to anakin/spencer from roxy)
Both men were hard at work, working on sorting out some new shipments they’d received. Roxy’s company though, that was far more interesting, at least for Anakin. His attention could shift that easily. He focused his gaze on her, brow quirked. “Alright, what can we do for you, my dear sweet friend?” That look on her face made him excited to hear what she’d come up with. And sure enough, Roxy didn’t disappoint. He snorted out a laugh, shaking his head at her. “You’re fucked.”
Spencer was still learning Roxy’s sense of humor. She meant a lot to Anakin, which meant she’d inevitably mean a lot to him too with time. He liked having her around, her company brightened up particularly boring shifts like today. But her question had him flustered. “I’m sorry, what?” he asked as he dropped the book from his hands, which only made Anakin laugh harder. “Why would we sell vib-- those here?”
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Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 6: Stephanie)
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[Masterlist]
Steph: Okay my turn! Bruce I think you’ll be impressed by research and persuasiveness.
Bruce (head in his hands): How do I already have a migraine from this
Steph: My words are just that powerful, B-man.
Tim: I like the typo, really gives the impression of “professional social media manager”
Duke: Steph you are so brave
Tim: I’ll be surprised if you make it out of this alive. But you’re so right
Babs: Yeah like I applaud you for saying what we’re all thinking but it will probably get you killed within the next five minutes
[disgruntled Bruce noises]
Jason: HA not the list of descriptors in the bio
Tim: For someone with “father” as 50% of their twitter bio you could tweet about your kids once maybe
Damian: It is very clear that you only post what is asked of you by your corporate underlings.
Dick: You met Kris Jenner???
Bruce: I don’t think this information is relevant to my duties
Tim: You don’t know who Pedro Pascal is?
Babs: You’re a celebrity, Bruce, I think it applies very heavily to at least one of your double lives
Dick: YOU MET KRIS JENNER?
Jason: Even I know this stuff and I actively try not to
Jason: I don’t know how much he’ll love you after this
[Bruce migraine noises]
Cass: (signing) He loves you :)
Tim: Another typo...
Duke: Steph how much time was it
Steph: Nope. We’re moving on
Babs: You made a Go Fund Me to make a... “Spoiler Signal”...?
Steph: Yeah do you want to donate I can text you the link
Babs: I think I’m good
Dick: I hate that tweet
Jason: You did it to yourself dude
Damian: Did you receive that footage of Timothy’s fall?
Steph: Yeah I’ll airdrop it to you :)
Tim: Yeah maybe let’s get rid of the vigilante twitter accounts
Jason: I clearly was coerced into that statement
Bruce: Jason why don’t I have your phone number?
Jason: Stephanie
Tim: YOU TEXTED BERNARD?
Steph: He knows a lot about Gotham’s vigilantes
Tim: Where did you get his number? Why did he already know it was you??
Steph: Oh we talk all the time :) Anyway,
Bruce: I’m sure you all remember why I was in GCPD’s headquarters.
Tim: To be fair that was mostly Damian’s fault
Damian: Todd purposely provoked me, the blame is his.
Jason: Okay but why would you bring a grenade to a gala?
Dick: We’re all sorry for fighting at the party can we not rehash this right now guys
Jason: See I would follow this Bruce Wayne.
Tim: Except Steph you’re definitely not the favorite, especially after this
Duke: Why does “The Batman” only tweet in the third person
Steph: I think it fits the vibe
[noises of collective agreement, and Bruce’s pain]
Steph: So Bruc-
Bruce: No.
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