Neil: Wait, you can't kill me! I have a husband!
Kidnapper: And what makes you think I care about that?
Neil: Oh no this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
Kidnapper: Wha-
Andrew *breaking down the door, knives in hand looking marginally pissed*: Neil.
Neil: Oooh, you're in trouble now.
Andrew: Bold of you to assume I'm here for him. I warned you what would happen if you got kidnapped again junkie.
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wait now i’m so curious. tell me your visionnn 👀
OKAY WAIT LISTEN—
i’m not saying that there is something kinda hot (and sick and twisted) about finding that little broken sword dummy, and maybeeee using it in ways it was def not meant to be used.
and i’m def not saying that MC potentially being a bit of a tinkerer results in the ancient mechanism coming out with one or two new appendages. and, you know, maybe a conscienceness .
and it’s not that a conscience just appeared, or that it came to your home with this purpose in mind, but with these new mechanisms and environments and sensations, it—he starts to become more aware, starts to think in things outside of sword technique and training, until one day he finds himself fantasizing about the lonely little weirdo who stole him, who fixed him up, gave him a home outside of the wailing storms and pounding hail. he knows he’s not supposed to be alive, but he realizes he doesn’t want to go back to being a training dummy anymore. especially when his little owner is so cute and pretty, and they make such strange sounds in the middle of the night, can never seem to look him in the eye come morning.
anyways yeah. i’m not saying anything. not saying a word.
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do you have any hal reading recs?
hiii absolutely i do!! If you're just starting out and haven't touched a GL comic before, I would use this handy-dandy list as a guide! Start with Emerald Dawn parts 1 and 2, and then jump to the hard traveling heroes arc! imo hal’s most fun issues are in the 70s to early 80s (pre englehart). DO NOT read rebirth first, his characterization is much different (worse) there. Also read Spectre (2001). you gotta read it after the parallax arc but you gotta read it. please for the love of god read Spectre (2001).
As for other hal stuff, Green Lantern: Willworld is a fun, self-contained book that leans into surrealism more than any other GL book i’ve read! You don’t need to know much about GL lore going into it. Morrison’s GL run is also pretty good! I liked it a lot, but it does lean hard into the space-cop view of GLs so ymmv!
Christ Priest's run in action comics is really fucking good (it's issues #601-607 and #621-635) as well as the Green Lantern Special #1-2 and Secret Origins #36. Flash & Green Lantern: The Brave and the Bold is very fun but you should probably read it after you read through the 70s to early 80s GL issues! Green Lantern: Ganthet's Tale is super fucking good and the art is georges!! And last but certainly not least, Green Lantern: Legacy (the last will and testament of hal jordan). this one is soooooooo good you guys. you need to read it after having read the parallax arc but Boy Howdy does it hit. please god read LWAT.
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ENTIRE PLAYLIST WORTH EXPERIENCING BUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ONE ARE DRIVING ME INSANE
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DOES THIS MEAN I LOST YOUR TRUST SOMETIME AGO YOUNG MASTER’ HEY WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF
LIVE
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I could capture the Dionysian and Apollonian duality of art with just this instead of taking up a whole ass book. Sorry to Neetshee or whomstever the fuck but I'm different.
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hi, you don’t have to answer this if you don’t want to but is being immunocompromised something a person is diagnosed with? just cuz i’ve been wondering if i am for a while since for my whole life i’ve gotten sick all the fucking time and it always lasts a long time. plus my immune system is already fucked up due to some physical disabilities i have lol
Hello!!! Yes!! At least where I live, I'm pretty sure. Most physical disabilities, especially ones that affect your guts ! And if you're immune system is fucked up already then yes!!! You are most likely immunocompromised! Especially if you get sick a LOT and for LONG periods of time. Unfortunately there's not much you can do other than bring hand sanitizers and masks and other clean wipes. But there's still a chance you'll catch something even then
I'd recommend some vitamin pills/gummies if you can get them. They don't fix things but they do help for when you're sick, giving you just a little boost !
Btw ibuprofen/Tylenol will be your best friends! Alwasy take ibuprofen with either a glass of milk or a piece of bread, it can be hard on the stomach. Alwasy have food before taking Tylenol, so your liver doesn't feel icky. ALSO NRVER TAKE MORE THEN THE RECOMMEND DOSE!!! Tylenol is two every four hours I think and ibuprofen is two every 6? Either way read the label warnings and drink some fruit juice :]
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Just finished my first day of lifeguard training and! If anyone has any recommendations of a job for limp wristed antisocial idiots please let me know I am Looking
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Meta Virgins hating on Dehya and spreading nothing but negativity with their gambling addiction nonsense.
Like damn dude leave it for your Stat Cesspool Discord where you tell Qiqi Havers and actual Dehya Wanters to kill themselves instead christ
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