Sorry i genuinely feel like im going fucking crazy What do u mean wilson's ex-wife named their dog after an anagram for Doctor Greg House What do u mean she'd resented house since the very beginning of their marriage solely because wilson was always there for him but never for HIS OWN WIFE "You always needed him, and he was always there for you." "You knew he had a wife waiting at home; you didn't care." "I'm not saying you broke up the marriage, but you didn't help." Is anyone else hearing this .am i going crazy
"When we had people over, he'd nip at their ankles." Ohhhhhhhhhthefuckiiinnggggggg THEFUCKING That statement being a metaphor for how house drives every prospective spouse of Wilson's away Theway house growls and snaps and bites and lashes out at anyone who even shows a single shred of romantic interest towards wilson. Allof wilson's ex-wives canonically actually fucking hating house's guts because of how close he was (and is) with wilson in a way that he was never able to be with them
House gives out bribes so he can acquire confidential personal information about and to blackmail wilson's girlfriends Willgo to their workplaces so he can Talk AboutWILSON Will bark and snap at anything and everything and protect wilson from NOTHING Willscare away anyone who even tries to get close to wilson instinctively intrinsically irrationally Almost AnimalisticallyKILLS YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOUUUUUUUUUU))/!!:):):7/)£:);6:£7:7:
Animal motifs OHHHHHHHAnimal motifs FUCK . Fuck. House loves wilson like a dog. Masters will abandon their dogs in the middle of dirt roads and drive off and their dogs will chase after them until their paws are oozing bloodied raw and numb Masterswill shun and kick and starve their dogs and maybe the dog will fight back. Maybe the dog will bare its teeth growl and bite But a dog's loyalty isn't something you can ever beat out of it . Loyalty is hardwired into a dog's dna Loyalty that is blind irrational and suffocating that transcends logic and reason that is Branded and Burnt into their genetic makeup until it becomes their achilles heel; the thing thatwill end up killingthem The thing that keeps them crawling back to their masters no matter what no matter what No Matter What
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The year just started… the year JUST STARTED and I’m already fucking insane over.. over them??? I did NOT have that planned out, I did NOT see that coming at all. I for at least hope the Beatles fandom is still alive because I won’t know what to do with all of this.. oughhhh….
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IM ABOUT TO CRY I JUST FOUND THE SOLITAIRE AUDIOBOOK NARRATED BY JAYNE ENTWISTLE IVE SPENT FIVE MONTHS LOOKING FOR IT AFTER THE ONE I LISTEN TO GOT TAKEN DOWN
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nighttime. ronan silently mourning his mother in the bmw. in a safer, more vacant place beyond grief. hands resting on the steering wheel, waiting for gansey to tell him where to go. adam telling him he can't sleep here. no, he agrees. adam asking him if he's going to come inside and eat something. no, he replies. adam climbing into the passenger seat and curling up on it to fall sleep so ronan isn't alone. i am unwell
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Oh no, I'm sorry you're not feeling well! Here's one of my favorite headcanons to help a bit:
I think vampires can purr. After all, bats can, and they're associated with vampires all the time. Can you imagine Astarion getting his hair pet, or being in the middle of a group hug, or in a cuddle, and getting so startled when he starts purring? Gale and Karlach would lose their minds. It's gonna be "Hug a vampire day" every day for the rest of forever! XD
thats adorable oh my god
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ONE OF THE PROMO IMAGES FOR THE MAYA NENDOROID ON GOODSMILE'S SITE JUST HAS HER IN JAIL
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oh dear gods no what the fuck dude
................. i know a person.
he might meteorize the already-destroyed ruin you call a research institute office for the utterly horrifying blasphemy you're about to commit, but.
i know a person.
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Lil doodle of Mario and Peach's height difference ❤️ Love these dorks
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OH SHIT RED ALERT
Oh guys she's so fucking dead
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Shes so fucking dead
Ohhhhh noooooo my girlllll noooooo aweeee I'm going to sob nooooooo....
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