i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.
he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING
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idc what anyone tells me, dangerous romance is a comedy
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Sometimes I come across pictures of Bruce Dickinson and I just laugh so much
For example
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"Me. I see nothing to be ashamed of."
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guys i got offered weed through tumblr dms 💀
like yeah bro ill totally give you my address and money, i totally trust you, random tumblr user
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john sure says suck my dick a lot for a man that doesn't have one
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ive been put in time out, punish him
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everyone go home riels mom is the only person w rights actually @mickbetsch
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Someone twitter answered the question “What if Gavi has facial hair?”
Alguien en twitter contestó la pregunta “Y si Gavi tuviese barba/vello facial?”
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My grandfather does this thing where he signs all his whatsapp messages as (-your loving mama) He can't really text.. so I send all his messages for him.
One of my aunts wished him for father's day yesterday and I accidentally sent 'your living mama' instead if 'your loving mama' I'm crying but by god if it doesn't sound ominous-
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no i wont stop laughing at the fact bakugou got a spicy sausage for his promo in a cafe in japan
"taste it!" im cackling
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oh my god what do you mean by that
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So my sibling found out they have adhd by taking my meds and being able to focus so now they are having an existential crisis
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