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Welcome to the Multiverse
The rules are simple: you want to send an ask? Its either me or some blorbo of yours. Its my Multiverse but there are so many fandoms in it. Holy Shit. If you engage in RP with me specifically rember that my entire "thing" is being The Author. I sill have to figure out of what tho (you would think the Foundation would know that. Well guess fucking what.)
To let you get started, here are some of my best posts. Remember that the Ourple ones are KINDA mandatory if you want ANY background on wtf is this blog.
List of my powers / Its the end of the world as you know it (and i did it on purpose) / an admin kicked me off the island lmao / Mental Health Time / You Absolute Buffoons / The Numeron Game / Well thats a thing that happened! / Out of touch: leap yeap / 🅱️usiness / Magnus did nothing wrong, except its steven universe / welcome to the internet, SCP edition / #HALLOLLAH# / AMERICA IS FASCIST HEAVEN BECAUSE FUNNY / Lost Childhoods / please save those poor gay americans / Free Disco Elysco / Bone to the bad / Priting Wrojects / the True Range of my abilities / the fuck's an apocalypse knight anyway? / @punkitt-is-here fucked Geronimo Stilton and i think its a good thing / Alex goes batshit insane and forces everyone to do as he says... again 🙄 / Screaming in a Pattern. / wizardposting: because powerscaling needed fuckign Zeno Dragonballsuper apparently / BEN 10 BUT LANCER? FUCK YEAH! / High Geology / fantasy settings on tumblr are really fucking cool actually / RIFLE. IS. FINE. BUT YOU FUCK UP DESIGN YOU UROD. / i technically claimed ownership of Dr. Bright and Betty from glitchtale do you seriously think im NOT gonna do that for homestuck? / XenasOuch / SCP-8000 contest, OR: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- / LEMMINO but like, 8 years ago / Hazbin Hotel: a necessary... something i guess. / research attempt: the wizardposting wine aunt /
Below is who i am, and also the tags you can (and should) search for
Hi, name's Alex.
Born on the first ever day of 2005 and also having aspergers, i am a guy from italy trying to make it impossible for anyone to spend a day without knowing who i am. Also i literally trascend powerscaling so hard the only things that can even put a DENT on me are... decided by me. Welcome to the multiverse i guess.
DNI: people who support genocide, people who tolerate corporate bullshit, racists, and terfs.
The following list is ALL THE TAGS USED TO NAVIGATE THIS BLOG. Seriously. This masterpost is an explaiantion for the "portal hub" i placed in the search bar
Lore Post: sometimes the lore of the multiverse, sometimes my personal life.
Welcome to the multiverse: sometimes MASSIVE textpost telling everyone "oh yeah right, this dude has autism", usually me existing. tHE MAIN TAG.
Alex's Answering Machine: literally my asks
The magical workshop: turns out the wizards of tumblr are the reason the phrase "some of y'all have gotten too comfortable saying stuff without getting punched for it" exist. And its up to my autistic, protagonism-fueled low self-esteem high self-awareness ass to... fix shit up.
Belowstory: undertale but REALLY FUCKED UP: so basically frisk falls down and is greeted by a feminine voice that calls itself chara (it becomes slightly visible after getting out of the ruins) and like the good boi undertale character he is he proceeds to save the world. This entire thing exists because one time I was like "how fucked up OP can a sans be before its My Immortal levels of wtf?" And uh yeah here we are uuuuuuh sans greets you by pointing a .44 magnum at you so thank the head of the guards (papyrus) for saving you. Everyone here is broken and just wants A Fucking Break. Also you gain levels in pacifist because LOVE is Level Of VirtuE. Fuck you lmao
Undertale.exe: so I looked at Camilla Cuevas being an awful person. Then i looked at the beautiful anime that is @jakei95's underverse... then i smushed it all toghether to basically create the perfect AU. Frisk is a pansexual fuccboi that Has Game, Chara is THICC and powerful, Betty is built like a ballerina and is 1000 years old, and Asriel is a Streemur. All of them live in this house far away from the city thats literally a larger version of sans' house. All charachters can legally drink (prepare for Drunk Chara shenanigans where its Betty Glitchtale the drunk one instead) and the only one who (probably) isnt gay is Asriel (even though frisk covets the Dreemur Dong) (one day soldier, one day...). Many chatachters from many AUs sometimes come to visit cause, you know. Its a nice place.
Curseworld: massive writing project of mine which is just "adventure time shaped mass of autism". The world is cursed and fucked over, and everything is colorful. Its also part Owl House because fuck you the magic system is FUCKED here.
Internet friends: basically internet stereotype-shaped people. We have a furry thats normal, a reddit/discord mod that just wants to work in peace, and the protagonist is Just A Guy but a-ha! He has both an xbox an...d ps5 thus fucking over any CAD reference. The last sketch i made was a mr.monopoly shaped guy who really wants youngsters to actually AFFORD shit who is married to a very obvious reference to Meru the succubus. Also i 100% intend to put a gag about mr beast living in an ATM when he isnt making videos
Im looking respectfully: look. Back then tumblr was basically Rule 34 with twitter users. Now its way better at the cost of a fraction of their value. Have fun looking at attactive women!
TOH:NEXT GENERATION: not even @moringmark's comics are safe! Enjoy the adventures of ayzee commented by me... telling everyone that shes STRONG strong. Like holy shit girl inherited will much?
Warhammer 50k: listen. This is just me looking at games workshop and fucking emperors tts and going "fuck that. Heres mine". This is a project where my "shard" assegned to this universe basically copies the imperium because, and im not joking, "the emperor is kind of a baka, but then again tzeentch is a thing so...". Also btw TTS is canon as SHIT. Like fr its all canon. Yes even the shadowsun fling, let kitten rest.
Pluripotent Impotence: an scp canon of mine thats basically "the foundation is so cold and clinical they MASSIVELY misunderstood shit". 6140, 6500, 5500 and 7000 are canon. 2718 and 5000 are in the files but they basically might as well not exist. 3812 is living tech support. 166 is in her early 20s and 239 is 19 and they fuck nasty (theyre also childhood friends. Girl Love i guess~) because fuck you clef love wins especially yuri go snort telekill dust. 2317 loves humans and thins theyre cute and squishy and when its seventh child turned out to be fucking JoyBoy? Yeah get this: he DID condemn the fortune teller that was like "dude your sevent child is one of those prophecy children that are so in vogue these days" but also messed with fate so that her death ended up being the coolest and most inspiring shit ever because he was like "considering the average Evil King story, i might as well just... let this happen! Maybe i can convince my literal offspring to spare me!" And it fucking worked. Also a bunch of shit is canon. @i-am-dado looks like a Kpop star and is somft. Dr Jack bright is my character and mine alone and also elias shaw is there i guess. My OC bangs the first one of these 2 amulet boys on a regular basis and the second one occasionally, dont ask why is there a gay polycule when im straight, there are some things that escape my mind. I have been in SCP for a long time and regardless of me making my account 6/1/2024 (LA BEFANAH) i have been here longer than you believe in. From my perspective it took a year before a 5000 contest was announced, so fcuk yoyu
Earth-ℵ₀: the best way to take care of the DC and Marvel universes is... let an autistic dude fix damages done by money-hungry idiots in hollywood. The joker is unimportant. Dr.Manhattan is Done With This Shit. I made a squad with random charachters i like. Lmao suck on uranium rods UwU
ytposting: (Funkdela Catalogue: Encounter starts playing)
Omni-shit: ben 10 is actually a good series guys, and the reboot is an interesting way of showing what would Ben 10 Classic look like if it was made Now
1% enhancement: basically i look at something and go like "hey what if the charachters were basically part me but not in a Knights of the Apocalypse way"
Tumblr italia: aò sono italiano che cos'altro vi aspettate
components: basically i use tumblr as image hosting. LoL.
Items: images turned undertale items. For reference, i have 2³¹-1 HP and my stats are ATK 100000 and DEF 65535. Yes the attack is a yugioh zexal reference. NOSTALGIA IS PTSD BUT GOOD.
Mungeon Deshi: dunmeshi is a good anime and marcille is italian
Full Nelson Analchemist: if FMA exists in my presence im going to give the 20k mg weed gummy to Truth
Evangelion 4.0: look, hideki anno has gone insane. Every time he makes evangelion as the most brain damaging version of telling someone to go touch grass people inevitably miss the point. I take it upon myself to give the @jakei95 treatment to the poor creatures (also fun fact: KAWOSHIN CANON. THEY KISS ON SCREEN. FUCK YOU AMERICA.)
The hoes are stuck: homestuck. What you thought they were safe from my grasp? 人間 you havent seen sheiße.
Side effects of reading this blog can vary between true insight into the inner workings of the universe and self-defenestration from the top of the burj khalifa.
FeeF the BeeB: minecraft mod bullsheiße
[[Nothing Is Worth The Risk]]: lets just say that sometimes, the multiverse isnt that "cool and good"
Anyways welcome to the multiverse
Do yourself a favour and dont go out without a loaded gun.
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Why are we seen as people who have no boundaries??? What the fuckkkk there's like a "queer club" at my uni (don't even get me started on the name), there's some lesbians there I know they were kind of like talking and like they were exhausted by how there's no space for them to meet lesbians and date, and how nearly everything that was once available to leabians has been overtaken by trans women (which of course i empathize with them on that matter), then they fucking said "why don't the Bis take one for the team and get with one of them" I just laughed it off but I was just so shocked??? Like idk do people not understand that we have boundaries.
And ugh I guess you're gonna say I'm overreacting but like im not *that* close with these girls like at all, it would've been if were like super close and teased each other yeah but that was fucking weird. (They don't know I'm bi. Like in order to be part of this club you just have to ~identify as queer~. Yeah yeah I know"
And the thing is this isn't just some isolated thing. They always complain about bi people being there, how "we did none of the work" and just wanna reap the benefits of what gay people have accomplished, how we don't belong there, how we can't just , how if worse comes to worst we could go back to heterosexuality but they can't so what the fuc do we have to complain about.
Things like that.
Anyway whatever. I'm never coming out like ever.
I'm so sorry you experienced that. They were certainly thoughtless, repulsive, and inconsiderate comments. I don't think you're overreacting at all, it's a very weird kind of comment to make.
Things definitely suck. But I don't think that means you should never come out. I think it's good to carefully seek out other bi people and build meaningful friendships and support networks :)
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LIVE BLOG OF ME REACTING TO EPISODE FIVE OF HSMTMTS
was gonna do this for episode four and forgot, kinda wish i did after all of THOSE scenes but anyways episode five lets GOOOOOO
[open with caution, i didn't realise how mentally unprepared i was]
THE WAY EJ WAS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BANNER MADE ME SCREAM TBH LIKE BROTHER U WANT ME TO CRY FR FR
"richard bowen" "elton john" caswen is upon us (i cant even say im delusional because madlyn deadass nearly happened last episode)
"the musical is going swimmingly" girl u drowning dont lie
BYE NOT THE NEVER-ENDINGLY USED PLOT OF THE IDEA OF THE MUSICAL BEING CANCELLED I CANT GET AWAY FROM THIS FR
i gotta say kourtney repeatedly getting her moment is insane. like im so fucking happy rn over it its insane. like she's going therapy (WOOOOO THERAPY !!) and actually looking at her future !! im so happy for her im fr putting ms girl in my pocket
also when i found out her mom is played by dara's actual mom i screamed (not lying im so dramatic bye)
"lets start with questions!!" "great 'cause i have many" she is me and i am her. i am kourtney greene coded fr
4 JOBS??? EJ'S DAD CAN SUCK A DICK FR IDEC HE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE MAN
i cant even say i want it made up bc ej said its a breath of fresh air and HE NEEDS THAT AIR FFS
"talking to val" WOHOOOO MENTION OF PAST CHARACTERS INSANE BEHAVIOR FROM THE WRITERS !! INSANE !! (im in delusion that nini will be back)
"you do look good" "thanks. you do look... terrible" real. ricky bowen me coded fr
cant believe we havent had one season where gina can just. have the lead. and no drama. like pls tim i was BEGGING like. at season two.
caitlyn (actress playing quinn the director) is so hilarious to me like i've been following her online for ages and bro its so funny seeing her on hsmtmts and doing exactly what she does in her other videos LMAO
"g force" i'll puke. fuck off.
GINA KINDA GAGGED QUINN THERE ???
LMFAO NOT HER CHANGING HER MIND JUST AT THE IDEA OF WINNING AN AWARD
EJ and ricky's duet lol they hate me. they want me to cry. im eight mins in too. cant wait to cry to this fr
update: crying over this duet what the fuc
can i just say how for certain songs on this soundtrack they've been HITTING or absolutely MISSING ???
this girl harper is GAGGING kourt LMAO "i see you standing here right now !!" SHES SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON
miss jenn is not using siri rn.
CARLOS BB :(
SIRI SHUSH WITH UR BEEPING
trust the process WOHOOOO
why is it thunderstorming JESUS
22 pages U FUCKIN WHAT (never been in a musical idk seems like a lot)
why is she always wearing a cheer outfit its deadass like the character's personality is cheer outfit bro
"3 children" i need to buy a GUN
quinn i was just routing for u babe why u posting such bullshit on instagram. and was that a FILTER?
BIG RED???FHHSDHFADSJGHFKSDJHFASDKJBFSKV
BIGGIE ???dFHAKSDHFAKSJDHGFKASHDG IS THAT MY SON ???? MY SON ???? IS HE ALSO WEARING GLASSES WHAT THE FUCK OF FUCKS
anyways let me actually play the scene LOLZ
HIS FIRST WORDS ARE "ASH YOU LOOK AMAZING" BYE CANT DO THIS WHY WAS I ROUTING FOR MADLYN FFS
YK WHAT? ASHLYN HAS TWO HANDS. YEAH. THAT CAN WORK FOR ME
grandma red's 100th!! everyone cheered fr (i am everyone)
"your last text said you had something important to tell me" no i am not about to witness redlyn break up. nononono.
I KNEW IT
THE FUCKING MOMENT SEB SAID HE CHEATED I CONNECTED THE DOTS I WAS LIKE
"HMMMMM BIG RED JUST CAME OUT AS BI ??? YOU CHEATED ???? IDK ??? MAYBE SEB HELPED OR SOMETHING" LITERALLY SAID THAT SHIT OUT LOUD AND I WAS RIGHT HOLY FUCK OF FUCKS
"surprise!!" boy- i don't have TIME to even unPACK-
"you okay?" "i am GREAT" me when i LIE
HOLD UP
DID HE JUST
DID RICHARD JUST
MENTION NINI???? WHA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS WASN'T ON MY HSMTMTS SEASON 4 BINGO CARD?!!!!????
yeah im salty about how shit of an exit that was for nini. next question.
"afraid of the truth?" do u want me to try and make this gay or not richard cuz i stg u are giving me some mixed ass signals
nevermind this is really sad and heartbreaking let me shut the fuck up
AND NOW WE GO BACK TO REDLYN OKAYYYY
THE MOVIES??? BIG RED AND SEB AT THE MOVIES ???
all of this is just so out of character for big red and seb like what
like ej was right there tim come ON
"we were at a harry styles movie" not the fucking millennial ass writing coming in NOW
"my bi origin story" how am i supposed to feel rn??? because i don't know how to feel. like. anything. at all.
GIRL YOU BETTER TELL HIM ABOUT VAL OR MADDOX ???
"yeah!!! she was cute!!!" "yes. she was." BAHAHHAHAJHFGDSKJ
"wait..." NOT THAT BEING THE WAY SHE CAME OUT BAHHDSJH
"there were fireworks... literally"
OHHHHH SHES TALKING ABOUT MADDOX TOO UHM
"YOU almost kissed MADDOX" bro idk if ur disgusted or proud pls elaborate
OH HE KNEW FROM THE DOC LMFAO
wait so im just like ??? meant to let go of redlyn ??
"im happy for you" kms where can i get a big red
aLSO I WANT A NAME REVEAL tim PLEASE
just watched redlyn break up. now FUCKING WHAT
"friends, though... right?" YOU BET YOUR ASS KING
"i will apologise to carlos. BUT YOU NEED TO CALL MADDOX" SO REAL THANK YOU BIG RED UR SUCH A KING
ashlyn stop doubting urself like GIRLIE everyone with EYES is down bad please. PLEASE.
WHY AM I WATCHING CARLOS AND MISS JENN HAVE A CRY SESSION ON SOME RANDOM ASS COUCH ???
why is rehearsals starting at 7 in the evening. that would not fucking slide at my school. ( if i ran a school) (not happening)
"FIFTY SIX MINUTES" girl even made me move tf?
KOURTNEY'S SHOES WHAT THE FUCK I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW
oh come on just hearing all of that she HAS to go to lewis
"i just learnt mack and gina are minors" GIRL ??? WHAT DID YOU THINK-
quinn shouting "CUT!!!" louder every time
"which felt like... nine days" WHY AM I LAUGHING
"because we're friends-" bro fuck off idc
GAG HIM G IT DONT MATTER
THINK OF THE MUSICAL GINA.
ricky PROMISED FR HE BETTER BE THERE
"hugs i love that we're doing this now!!" emmy I CANT NOT LOVE YOU
ASHLYN U MAKE THAT PHONE CALL THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I NEED MADLYN RN
oh fuck i didn't realise that left carlos and big red FUCK
suddenly i DON'T want to be here
carlos can never be fully mad like if i found out someone had kissed my partner im 100% going to jail bc im so pissed off & i've probably killed someone, but why is he saying mf "good day!!" as he stormed off
MADISON FUCK OFF I AM NOT IN THE MOOD
fuck im really gonna have to have madlyn dragged out for me ffs
bro what is this weather on about tho
last time weather was important to plot it was like. keeping nini back in s2 e3 LMAO ???
EJ saying some important shit to ricky and its gonna make me cry again (its not even the finale and i have 17 mins of run time left of this episode FFS)
"im actually hurting them?" "no, you're actually hurting yourself" HOLY FUCK IM TOO VULNERABLE FOR THIS
CASWEN HUG AND IM GONNA RUN WITH IT FR
"stealing my girlfriends" BYE I CANT DO THIS
#hsmtmts#hsmtmts season 4#hsmtmts season 4 spoilers#will reblog with the second half because i have a few more thougths LMFAO
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never mind part 2 of my already long ask because i have no impulse control
i dont think its ever been cannon that wonder woman has been with a woman so ur point is kinda shit
honestly that would be pretty funny. no more gay for you, you greedy queers. fuck off and go back to rainbow land KJKSJKSJK
if ur worried about being seen as gay bc u have rgb lights on ur keyboard then i feel like its not our fault
im shaking i know that this is a sx joke but i dont know how am i in hell
IM FROZEN IN PLACE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
WHAT IS GOING ON HOW DOES THAT CORRLATE
my brother in christ u have a pfp where an anime girl has half of her chest out (censored for everyones sanity)
how do u accidentally enter a queer club
i mean i guess i agree but ur probably homophobic anyway
WHAT THE FUC DOES THIS MEAN>??AS<>ASLSJKLJKSSDJK IM FROZEN IN PLACE????
i can only post 10 images per post so yall are spared for now
youtube comments are another circle of hell.
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Roxy Lalonde, Dave Strider, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat Vantas
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ROXY: mm hm
ROXY: mhmm
ROXY: ...
ROXY: yep
ROXY: ...
ROXY: oh yeah
ROXY: for sure
ROXY: you too jake
ROXY: thanks man
ROXY: yeah well let u know what were gonna do
ROXY: later
ROXY: poor guy
DAVE: whatd he say
ROXY: a lot of it was hard to make out due to all the sobbing
ROXY: but yeah its like we thought
ROXY: dirk borrowed one of his ships and gtfo
KANAYA: But Did He Say WHERE
ROXY: nope
ROXY: doubt he told anybody tbh
ROXY: in fact id say odds are even he doesnt quite know where hes goin yet
DAVE: why do you think that
ROXY: idk i just know the guy
ROXY: also like
ROXY: whats even out there??
ROXY: dudes got a ship and now hes haulin ass randomly about w rose to i dunno
ROXY: prove some sort of point?
KANAYA: What About Jane
KARKAT: WE AREN’T CALLING JANE!
KANAYA: Why Not
KARKAT: BECAUSE I WOULDN’T BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD THAT COMES OUT OF HER FAT, FASCIST MOUTH!
KANAYA: Thats Stupid Im Calling Her
KANAYA: I Dislike The Woman As Well But I Will Leave No Possibility Unexhausted In Striving To Rescue My Wife From That Madman
DAVE: so uhhh
DAVE: phewww...
DAVE: rose and dirk huh
ROXY: YUP
DAVE: rose and fuckin dirk...
DAVE: damn
DAVE: so are they
DAVE: like
DAVE: man im never gonna hear the end of it if im the one to ask this question am i
DAVE: ive had too many fuckin goofy dumbass foot in mouth family blunders to be the guy asking this fuckin question
DAVE: and yet here i am
DAVE: asking it
ROXY: ????
ROXY: what r u talkin about
DAVE: you know...
DAVE: are they like
DAVE: TOGETHER?
ROXY: what????
DAVE: you know
DAVE: like
KARKAT: WHAT THIS DUMBASS IS ASKING IS IF THEY’RE DOING HUMAN INTERCOURSE ACTIVITIES.
ROXY: oh my god??
DAVE: karkat
DAVE: please
ROXY: omg...
ROXY: karkat theyre related
ROXY: humans dont do that when theyre related to each other ok
KARKAT: DON’T TALK DOWN TO ME. I’M NOT A FUCKING WRIGGLER.
KARKAT: I’M FAMILIAR WITH YOUR CONCEPT OF “HUMAN INCEST.”
ROXY: !!!
DAVE: yeah ok not to be that guy even though im totally being that guy
DAVE: if it never happened we wouldnt have a word for it
ROXY: i rly dont think...
ROXY: i mean
ROXY: they WOULDNT
ROXY: theres no way. it makes no sense
ROXY: for one... dirk is gay
ROXY: and isnt rose gay too???
DAVE: yeah idk if anybody knows what roses deal is exactly
DAVE: of all of us who couldve ended up eloping to have illicit incestuous relations they definitely wouldve been the last two idve put my money on
DAVE: and yet
DAVE: it sure is real fuckin weird what they seem to have gone off and done isnt it
ROXY: uggghhhh
ROXY: dont even say that
ROXY: just thinkin about it makes my skin crawl
KARKAT: YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD ABOUT THIS.
KARKAT: LIKE, SERIOUSLY? THAT’S THE ISSUE HERE?
KARKAT: THE SHITHEAD WENT AND STOLE KANAYA’S MATESPRIT, APPARENTLY BY MYSTICALLY UNDERHANDED MEANS.
KARKAT: THERE’S PRACTICALLY NO LIMIT TO THE DIMENSIONS WE COULD BE GETTING ANGRY ABOUT THIS ON.
KARKAT: BUT HERE WE ARE INSTEAD, DOING THIS POINTLESS THING YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS DO WHEN IT COMES TO “INCEST.”
DAVE: us people??
KARKAT: I KNOW, I KNOW! I’M A FUCKING XENOPHOBE! LET’S JUST ALL AGREE I’M A BIG SHITTY XENOPHOBE ABOUT THIS, AND MOVE ON.
ROXY: jfc
ROXY: HAY KANAYA HOWS THAT PHONE CALL GOIN
KANAYA: Janes Chief Of Staff Has Put Me On Hold
KANAYA: It Seems My Solicitation Does Not Register As A Priority In This Administration
KANAYA: I Cannot Say I Am Surprised
KARKAT: TELL HER TO REGISTER MY HEAVING BULGE AS A PRIORITY!!!!!
KANAYA: I Will Not Tell Her That
KARKAT: ANYWAY, YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO FUCKED UP ABOUT THIS, THAT’S ALL I’M SAYING.
KARKAT: THIS IS OBJECTIVELY NOT THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS SCENARIO. IT’S NOT EVEN A REMOTELY NOTABLE FACTOR!
KARKAT: WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS? IT’S SO FUCKING PERFORMATIVE.
KARKAT: IS THERE SOMETHING YOU’RE TRYING TO PROVE BY CONSTANTLY COMPETING TO BE THE MOST SCANDALIZED BY YOUR OWN COMPLETELY ARBITRARY SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS???
ROXY: yo dogs i know we get up to some jank barrelbottom as fuck convos sometimes but this one..... I D even K anymore
ROXY: i know yr an alien and all but in these dire straits can we maybe not “riff” on the subject of fuckin incest
ROXY: fwiw the shit really does bug the hell outta me
ROXY: if i can confirm on behalf of my species that yeah the idea kinda sucks according to pretty much literally everybody could we agree to stop talkin about it
KARKAT: SEE, THIS IS WHAT I’M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!
KARKAT: YOU GREW UP ONE OF TWO HUMANS ON YOUR ENTIRE PLANET. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET ANY FRAME OF REFERENCE FOR THIS SHIT!?!
KARKAT: ADMIT IT. YOU ONLY PRETEND TO BE BOTHERED BY THIS BECAUSE YOUR HUMAN SOCIETY TELLS YOU THAT YOUR PERFORMANCE OF DISGUST IS VIRTUOUS.
ROXY: ummmmmmmmmmmmm
ROXY: lmao
ROXY: dude
ROXY: no
KARKAT: ALSO, EXCUSE ME, BUT CAN I JUST FUCKING ASK...
KARKAT: SINCE WHEN DID YOU START COSPLAYING AS DAVE??
DAVE: dude
KARKAT: WHAT?
ROXY: lol
DAVE: do you even fucking know anything
DAVE: youre a ham brained bonerstooge who doesnt know anything arent you
DAVE: im very sorry roxy that my ham brained bonerstooge of a boyfriend doesnt know fuck all about jack dick
ROXY: its ok hes like
ROXY: fuckin right
ROXY: i get mistaken for u like... well its been happening
ROXY: i shoulda known lmao
ROXY: i really thought all the pink im wearin would help with that
ROXY: idk ill keep messin with it
DAVE: no you look great
DAVE: like super duper duper great
DAVE: just perfect like i could not possibly be more proud of your fashion choices
KARKAT: CHRIST.
KARKAT: DAVE, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO KISS YOUR MOTHER JUST TO “PROVE ME WRONG”!
ROXY: !!
DAVE: first of all
DAVE: roxys not my “mother” anymore hes
DAVE: wait
DAVE: roxy did we actually decide on the protocol on what im supposed to call you
DAVE: i literally have no comprehension of the etiquette here
DAVE: because youre technically my bio mom but its not as if i literally came out of your vagina or anything
DAVE: and like
DAVE: well considering whats going down right now im not too attached to the sanctity of dirk being my dad
DAVE: you can formally replace him as my daddy right now if you want
ROXY: ummmmmmmmmm
KARKAT: WOW! THE WOKEMASTER IS ON FUCKING FIRE FOLKS! HE’LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT!!!
DAVE: oh stfu
DAVE: what is your problem why are you acting like this
KARKAT: ACTING LIKE WHAT????
DAVE: like a huge belligerent dickhead
DAVE: are you craving attention is that it
DAVE: did i get you hooked
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
DAVE: i see how it is
DAVE: you got one hot hit of sincerity from your fresh boy dave and now youre itching in your pants every second you go without it
DAVE: you know if you want to hold my hand or some shit you can just do it now
KARKAT: I HAVE NO DESIRE TO DO THAT. AT ALL.
DAVE: come on our relationship doesnt have to be a ludicrous unending performance of emotional constipation anymore
DAVE: we got character developed bitch
DAVE: cmere
KARKAT: ??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GET AWAY FROM ME!
DAVE: no
DAVE: christ youre like a flighty little muskrat stop squirming
KARKAT: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU SMELLY BAG OF SHIT! I HATE YOU!
DAVE: no way no you dont
DAVE: you looooooooove me
DAVE: were gonna be together foorreeevveeerrr
KARKAT: OH MY GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
DAVE: and im gonna profess my undying love to you in the form of a kiiiiiiiiiiiissss
KARKAT: NOOO!!!!
ROXY: awwwwwww
ROXY: u boys cute :)
DAVE: hey can you just forget you saw that thanks
ROXY: hehe
ROXY: thank u
DAVE: for what
ROXY: for doin somethin that turned that steaming dogshit fire of an incest conversation into somethin that just made me feel v v happy
ROXY: if only for a fleetin moment in these dark AF times
KARKAT: DON’T MENTION IT
KANAYA: If Jane Is To Be Trusted Apparently She Didnt Even Know Dirk Was Gone
KANAYA: She Doesnt Know Where He Might Be Headed Either
KANAYA: Or She Wont Tell Us
DAVE: well shit
KARKAT: I’M SO FUCKING SURPRISED.
KARKAT: ALRIGHT, THEN WHAT DO WE DO?
KANAYA: I Dont Know
ROXY: hey does anyone know where the hell john is
DAVE: oh yeah
DAVE: good question
KARKAT: WASN’T HE ON SOME “MISSION”?
KARKAT: WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH THAT
DAVE: that was a rose thing
DAVE: she was cagey as fuck about it
DAVE: and now shes gone so we cant even ask her
DAVE: so uh
DAVE: damn
KARKAT: HE’S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE.
ROXY: yea ive tried too
DAVE: oh yeah i forgot
DAVE: john would solve our whole problem wouldnt he
DAVE: just zap us all right into dirks ship with his retcon powers
DAVE: thats how that works right
ROXY: maybe???
ROXY: i think he should be here regardless and catch up with the situation
ROXY: gettin kinda worried about him
KARKAT: YEAH.
ROXY: i ran into terezi the other day and she hadnt seen him either
DAVE: oh shit terezis back?
KARKAT: WHAT??
ROXY: o yeah
ROXY: i didnt mention cause
ROXY: guess i just thought u knew?
ROXY: i assumed she woulda got in touch
DAVE: nope
KARKAT: NOBODY EVER FUCKING TELLS US ANYTHING!
KARKAT: IT SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A GIGANTIC FUCKING DEAL THAT TEREZI CAME BACK TO EARTH???
DAVE: kanaya did you know about this
KANAYA: Yes
KANAYA: I Also Assumed You Knew
ROXY: im givin her a call to see if she knows anything about all this
ROXY: aaaaand shes not pickin up either :\
DAVE: what the fuck is even going on anymore
KARKAT: UM
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS JADE DOING?
DAVE: huh
KARKAT: THAT’S CREEPY RIGHT?
KARKAT: TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT’S CREEPY.
ROXY: yeh its a bit spooky
ROXY: thats how it is when she gets like this
KANAYA: What Is She Pointing At
DAVE: oh oh
DAVE: i think i know whats up
DAVE: shes tryin to say theres something important over that way
DAVE: is that right jade
DAVE: can you hear me??
DAVE: jade is it john?
DAVE: johns that way right
DAVE: you want us to go in that direction to find john
DAVE: is that it jade?
DAVE: come on
DAVE: what is it girl tell me
ROXY: omg dave
ROXY: youre treating her like a dog!
DAVE: ok yeah youre right
DAVE: i guess i fuckin suck
DAVE: but she IS a dog ok?
DAVE: a doggy girl whos trying to tell us something
DAVE: just lemme do my thing here
ROXY: .....
DAVE: jade give me a little yelp if johns that way and we should go after him
DAVE: just a little woof
DAVE: if johns in danger yiff twice plz
ROXY: DAVE!
DAVE: shhhhhh!
DAVE: maybe its not john that way maybe its...
DAVE: jade is it...
DAVE: is that where DIRK went?
DAVE: THATS IT
DAVE: thats the way dirk went and she wants us to follow
DAVE: ok wow
DAVE: but what about john
DAVE: is john safe?
DAVE: is john...
DAVE: does he have anything to do with whats going on?
DAVE: what about terezi?
DAVE: is like
DAVE: is john WITH them?
DAVE: jade is john on the ship with dirk and rose??
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT MEAN.
DAVE: it means...
DAVE: i think it means im right
DAVE: dont ask me how i know
DAVE: but i think i got the answers out of her we need
DAVE: dirk and rose are on a ship heading that way
DAVE: and for some fucking reason johns along for the ride
DAVE: we need to saddle the fuck up
DAVE: and wherever we go i think were going to need to bring jade along
KARKAT: RIGHT!
KARKAT: KANAYA, GET JAKE ENGLISH ON THE PHONE.
KANAYA: Okay
KANAYA: Why
KARKAT: BECAUSE WE NEED TO BORROW ONE OF HIS SHIPS.
KARKAT: WE’RE GOING TO GET YOUR *FUCKING WIFE* BACK.
#homestuck#homestuck epilogues#roxy lalonde#dave strider#kanaya maryam#karkat vantas#meat epilogue#page 43
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omg hi everyone i’m back permanently i’m gonna violently throw up now :) =D omg i forgot to tell y’all !! IM SO MF FAT AND I CANT HMDLE ANOTHER LOSE. it’s much easier to complain about this than think ab my 12yrs divorced parents have been flirting and are thinking of restarting a romantic relationship. he wants to be part of the family 🥺
TOO BAD SUCK IT UP. ya FUCKED UP SO TOOOOOOO BADDDDDDDD. OKAY ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS ANYWAYS ANYWAYSSSSSSSS ANYWYS FUC FUCK FUCKFUCIK FUCK FUCK IM SO FRUSTRATED.
anyways so yeah, i’m going to watch young royals on netflix. it’s a really good show. i watched one of the eps a while ago and i felt right in my body for like the third time in my life. lasted like 12 minutes on n off. yeah but whatever i’ll be searching for that feeling until i die. evidence points to me probably dying bc i can’t live like this.
:) yeah so i really recommend it a lot. 9.9/10 show (only drawback is my constant stress watching it) but it’s so good. and gay 🥹
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LOOK at Rina Sawayama !!
#MISS RINNAAAAAAAAAANFMREPE#PLEASE MARRY ME#PELASEEEE DKEPW#IM SO GAY FUC OFF#rina sawayama#sawayama#jimmy fallon#lol#lgbt#wlw#sapphic#music#women#beauty#style#fashion#pansexual#rina fallon#lgbtq
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Im reading "aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe" rn and it was giving me very very gay vibes but i didn't want to be that person and say they're gay just cause they care about eachother and honestly im a dumb ass cause when i say this shit is gay its g a y. and i haven't gotten to the point where its confirmed but i kinda just saw a post now that confirmed it and im wheezing fucc i could gush about this book for ages and not even only about the gay shit. but im fuccing dying cause like i only started reading this cause my english teacher had us go to the bookcase she has in the back and choose a book to read and she has a lot of books like this that usually have the main character deal with race or sexuality issues. I first chose out this other gay book which is awesome too but i forgot to bring it like 2 days later and it happened to be a day where we just read the entire day. So she walks over is all "Oh Dani did you forget your book?" and i said yea so she went back to just give me a book to read for the day and came back with the aristotle one and went "here i think you'll like this.." and im cacKLING listen i'm not exactly hiding the fact that im gay at school like id be very surprised if anyone there thought i was straight cause im gonna be honest i look so fuccing stereotypical it h u r t s and also i will literally not fuccing shut up about it but akjsjsLSKSJS she fuccinG knew damn well what she was doing thanks ms.allen for hitting me up with that quality gay shit
#for a split second there i thought she picked out the book cause she knew about my stepdad being hispanic#which i instantly shot down cause i dont even have his last name and shes never met him#but i dont talk about it much but i really do want to be more knowlegable about like hispanic culture and shit cause of my stepdad#idk i guess i want to connect with him and that side of him and get to know how he grew up#cause i mean my stepdad isnt exactly the best dad ever but my biological dad was a lot shittier from what ive heard so i kinda-#-dont associate with him really. im not gonna fuccing list it all out in the damn tags tho sksksjjsjs#and also my steodad never talks about personal shit so its hard to get any info from him#and i cant remember the last time ive had a emotionally honest talk with him so i cant just tell him i want to connect with him or some shit#and he also acts white tbh so that makes it even harder#but its always really nice when he does do stuff like that like we go to mexican restaurants a lot#or he'll cook some hispanic foods or bring home pupusas or conchas and those elephant ear things that i dont know the word for in spanish#but yea thats really all i get from him in that topic#this has gone really off topic sksjsjjs#my point is that it feels nice to read a book very centered on hispanic culture#plus the fact that its probably gay makes me love it even more#listen i could type even more about the gay stuff cause listen its so obvious and angsty and i love it#but i should probs stop fuccing typing#anyway im excited to finish this book and im 100% buying my own copy after im done reading#(and yea she calls me dani!! how cool is that??)#(i might get all my teachers to call me dan or dani next year cause being called my birth name is just so weird now like i dont look li#-like i dont look like my birth name at all its crazy)
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Dating site/famous!race au pt 1
part 2
Anthony Higgins is a famous dancer/actor
Think like Gene Kelly
Jack convinced him to download Tinder as a joke
So he does
He has actual pictures of himself on there
Some people actually do chat w him
But most just think it’s a fake account
Spot finds him and wants to ignore Anthony but decides to chat w him anyway
They become friends
Spot doesn’t think he is actually the Anthony Higgins but likes the guy regardless
“So what’s ur real name?”
“Oh it’s actually anthony but my friends call me racetrack”
“Nice to meet u race”
They exchange numbers and sometimes call while Spot is walking to the subway or race is working out
Race offers to meet up when he’s in New York for work
Spot agrees to meet at a cafe for lunch
But he asks Darcy to come w him incase Race is a serial killer
(Darcy is obsessed w race. Like knows most of his dances and belts any and all of his songs in the shower)
So it doesn’t take much to convince Darcy to come on the off chance it is race
And surprise surprise
Anthony Higgins walks into the small cafe in a hat and glasses
He knows what spot looks like cause he’s seen a few pics of him on his profile
Slides into the seat across from spot
“Sup, spot.”
“Race?”
“Yup. Sorry ‘bout the glasses. Yknow.”
“Oh dear god” spot knows who race is after living w Darcy for three years “it’s actually you”
“Disappointed?”
“Nah. My roommate is half in love with you tho”
Race is flattered
“Well, maybe you should take me to your apartment to meet him” ;)
“He’s not home”
“Even better” ;)
They don’t actually go to spot’s apartment yet
Race is in town for a week so spot decided to wait it out
Even tho he’s kinda in love w race after talking to him for months
So they meet up a few more times
But the paparazzi find them most times and they’re very obviously on a date
And race’s fans lose their MINDS
Who is this guy
Why is he with race
He obviously wants alone time w race
Oh my god is race gay?????
Nooo I wanted to marry him
Maybe he’s bi
Let’s find that guy and ask
So spot gets hunted down by paparazzi and complains abt it to race
Race freaks cause he didn’t want to make spots life hard
And he didn’t even think abt his fame when he started talking to spot cause like he’s kind of oblivious
So race ghosts him after leaving NY
And spot is PISSED
He calls race and leaves many voicemails that are not child appropriate
Race listens to them all and gets very mopey
He comes to stay at Medda’s house to bother his brother between jobs
Jack hates listening to him complain abt how sad he is all the time. Even tho he has no real clue what’s going on
He assumes spot dumped race for the paparazzi incidents
So he hatches a plan
He calls up his ‘friend’ in NY— Davey
Davey works with Darcy at their friend’s publishing house
Darcy gives Davey spot’s number who gives it to jack after talking to spot abt it (we don’t give random men our friends’ numbers)
“Hey this is jack kelly im race’s brother. please for the love of god text him. he’s insufferable”
“I do text him. He’s the one that don’t answer”
“Then why’d you dump him?”
“I didn’t? He ghosted me”
“That asshole”
Jack is pissed now because he’s had to listen to race’s Sad Songs playlist for the past two weeks
He knows he’s self destructive but he assumed race would be better at relationships
So he makes up an excuse to get race to New York
Probably like. Oh I’m meeting this guy and I want to see how you like him
Oh and he’s bringing a friend so it’s like a double date to help you get over spot
(Race has told jack many many things he loves abt spot while they were talking. He def seems like the type to gush abt his partners)
So Davey, who has met spot a few times at kath’s work parties and such, brings spot
Jack brings race
Race walks in, sees spot sitting next to Davey, and hides behind jack
“Oh god there he is”
“Who?”
“Yknow. Spot. So let’s pick a table on the other side of the restaurant”
“Oh, well, that’s funny cause that’s Davey right next to him”
“What. The. Fuck”
Que a very awkward dinner
Davey and jack are already friends so they talk, ignoring spot and race
“So” race eventually says
Spot glares at him
“Fuck you”
“Yeah I deserve that”
“You’re a dick”
“Yeah”
“Glad you know that”
And then spot asks him what he’s been doing these past few weeks
Cause he misses talking to race
Jack proudly watches his little brother stop being a dipshit
By the end of dinner, race and spot are back to talking normally
And jack knows what he has to do
“Say, race. Would it be okay if I went home with Davey?”
“Oooh, getting laid tonight?” ;)
Jack blushes—but this is just to help race get his man back, not cause he’s finally seeing Davey in person since the party they hooked up at. They’re just good friends anyway
“No, no. Davey just needs some help with…a table! Fixing a table”
“Sureee. I’ll see ya in the morning then?”
“Yep. Yeah. Bye!”
So race and spot are left alone to walk around the city
They go to the park and race kisses spot in the dark. Finally
“So, is Darcy home?”
“No he’s over at Kath’s for their scrabble night. Why?”
“Just wondering if I could see that apartment of yours” wink wink
So they walk to spot’s building, stealing kisses in the dark cold night
Spot shoots Darcy a text “don’t come home tonite xx”
“Oh god. Don’t fuck on our kitchen counter. Please. I’ll be at bill’s til tomorrow”
“Good luck ;). And no promises”
They’re kissing before spot can even close the door
“I missed you” race whispers
“Who’s fault is that, huh?”
“Shuddup”
Race does spend the night but nothing much happens
Spot is tired after a long day of doing accounting and race is jet lagged from flying in yesterday from New Mexico
So they fall asleep on the couch, wrapped around each other
Race wakes up with spot on his chest and he feels so full of love that he’s going to burst
He wants to hold spot and never let go
“Babe, I gotta get up” race whispers, slowly moving off the couch
Spot grabs his waist
“Don’t go”
“I have to pee”
Spot smiles softly. “Kay. Can you make me a cup of coffee? With cream”
Race hums and kisses spot’s forehead
He pees and tries to figure out the coffee maker before he realizes it’s already full of water and grounds and all he has to do is press start
Ten minutes later, he wakes spot up again with a cup of coffee and a fair amount of creamer after he remembered spot complaining about how Darcy had used the last of the creamer when they first started texting
“Thank you, racer”
“Thanks for givin’ me a second chance”
Spot snorts. “I don’t have enough coffee in my system to deal with a serious talk”
“Fair enough”
But they do eventually talk
Race apologizes and explains he was scared of the press taking spot from him
Spot asks him to just tell him the next time he makes a decision like that and race agrees
They don’t get much further than that talk before race is kissing spot’s neck
“You’re a heathen”
“A pretty sexy one, tho” ;)
Spot is realizing race winks a lot
They do have sex on the couch
(Darcy would have a heart attack but he hasn’t come home yet. Spot hopes he’s sleeping in at Bill’s house)
Race is very gentle, and spot tells him to not be even though he finds the thought very touching
Race curls up in spot’s arms after, tracing shapes on his biceps
“That tickles!”
“Then stop having such beefy arms!”
“You’re a nightmare”
“Just kiss me”
They get up eventually and take a shower and definitely don’t give each other blow jobs
After, spot makes race scrambled eggs with bacon because that’s all he can do without Darcy’s supervision
Race just kisses him and promises they’re the best he’s ever had
“Oh my god! Morning after dance party!”
Spot rolls his eyes “you’re the dancer here, race. Not me”
Race just takes his phone and connects it to Spot’s Bluetooth speaker
Dancing Queen turns on and race spins spot around the counter
Spot admits (only to himself ofc) that this is the best date he’s ever had
After dancing queen, taylor swift’s Holy Ground queues up and Spot almost dies when Race begins moving his hips with the beat
“Where do you even get these songs?” Spot asks to hide his blush
Race winks
“I made a whole playlist”
“Just for this?”
“Nah. When we started talking I made it in case you had me over and let me stay the night”
“Racer, that was months ago”
“Yeah”
He doesn’t even look embarrassed
Holy fuck, spot in so in love with this loser
Race stays the next night too
Spot drives him to the airport where jack is saying goodbye to Davey
Spot watches Davey awkwardly pat jack’s shoulder
“They’re worse than us”
Race rolls his eyes “Jacks been in love with that kid since they met”
“They obviously slept together after dinner that night”
“Obviously. Look at the hickey on Dave’s neck”
“Ooh, he’s got it bad”
“Now I gotta listen to jack mope”
“Karma”
“Shut the fuck up”
“You love me”
Race chokes. “How could you tell?”
Spot just laughs at his boyfriend(?)
“Hon, you made us a Dance Around the Kitchen the Morning After playlist”
“Fuck. My plans of inviting you to my movie premier and telling you I loved you in front of the cameras so I could have that expression saved forever are ruined!”
Spot can’t stop laughing
“You idiot”
Race kisses him and goes to grab jack by the collar
“Bye! I’ll send the details for the premier when I land and check that I can take you!”
“Bye, race. Send me the playlist too and I’ll add a few!”
“Deal!” Race waves as he gets in line for security and Davey sighs as he watches Jack leave
“Oh, Dave” spot says
“Don’t. It’s hopeless. I know”
(Are all baby gays this stupid? Spot wonders)
“No I was gonna say he’s in love with you. Come on, I need an iced coffee”
Davey follows, stuttering questions about jack and Spot just shakes his head
#racetrack higgins#spot conlon#newsies#livesies#boys in love#Sprace#javid#david jacobs#jack kelly#cw cursing#Sprace dating site au
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Thoughts on ep 11:
- we just started and I want to cry
- no she shouldn't forgive him, she should punch him
- I love them your honor
- Pat the "this one's for you" *misses* type of bf
- I love the "you think I don't know you?" bc ofc he didn't throw it away
- "being with you already feels like freedom" tears
- the while screaming thing, they are so cutee
- "it's like we're on honeymoon" precious (and they're gonna fuc-)
- of course they make up a competition (but I support)
- ummm? subs?? bestie don't do this to me, I didn't learn Thai in between pt 1 and pt 2
- alright 7h later we're back in action since I couldn't do it before
- "I'll tell you when you're older" and "it's a secret" mhmmm
- Junior and them <33 they are so precious
- not the kid owning them hdhdj
- Pat 🤝 my mum, not being able to handle spice
- "adults aren't always right" ain't that right
- listen I get the whole "mum wants the best for you even if you don't necessarily like it at that moment" but Patpran's relationship with parents is more complicated than that and I hate the "you need to forgive them since they are your parents" when your feelings are valid and you shouldn't sacrifice your happiness for theirs
- if they hurt you, it needs to be addressed and you're not bound to forgive them
- Pat is really set in his honeymoon agenda and I support
- half hour work and then beer, i see your vision Pat
- the beer scene hfhfhf
- the way Pat looks at Pran </3 he's so in love I'm gonna cry
- god I wish I knew how to world properly how I feel about the Pran wanting to reach out to his mum while Pat already committed to staying but my mind is just not cooperating I hate it here
- like Pat's dad's betrayal was bigger than Pran's mum's since the dad is responsible for causing the hatred but also the mum is at fault too since she forced all the expectations and rules and everything on Pran and hurt him and it's all so fucked up
- as I've said I don't want them to be forgiven this easily but also abandoning everything, not just the parents isn't the greatest solution either
- idk moving on maybe my brain comes up with something later
- I love you Pat but littering is NOT allowed
- ep 5 and ep 10 being parallels and ep 6 and ep 11 being parallels, I see you
- Pran said honeymoon now awwww
- "I can be anywhere as long as I have you" tearss
- Pat is horny™
- the whole "why do you like me?" scene, I LOVE THEM
- insults you (lovingly)
- "If other people heard that, they'd be squealing" can't believe they decided to attack me too
- THEY ARE SO CUTE
- THE KISS WOOOOOOO DELIVERED ONCE AGAIN LET'S GO GAYS LET'S GO
- Nanon and Ohm supremacy
- if we don't get more kisses like that from other shows, I don't want it
- @ god : when is it my turn to be happy?
- the cuddles and Pran's little kisses, I'm gonna cry I love them so much
- "was I good?" plus asking the ranking and then Pat giving him 10 (when I watched without subs I thought we were not talking about numbers)
- good for you kings!! good for you!!
- and Pran being smug about it hdhhffh
- again the little kisses it's so endearing I'm actually gonna cry because of all the love I have for these two
- Junior is so cuute!!! Babyyy
- this see-through shirt on Pran...suddenly I don't knows to breathe
- "be with you for a least another day" all I feel is pain
- "you never leave me" that ep 12 promo doesn't seem like that bestie
- if I just focus on rainbows chairs maybe I won't cry
- the whole speech and especially "I wrote this song for him" and I'm supposed to be ok???
- the song </3
- please im so emotionally attached to them, I can't do this
- INKPA!! MY GFS
- this is giving very much finale vibes
- them imagining the ideal scenario and then walking into reality....
- listen I'm actually crying this time and I'm usually not a crier, you guys don't understand
- I just want them happy I can't
- "good luck, buddy" I'm jumping off of a cliff
- the promo...I'm too emotionally unstable for this
- "we broke up" no no haha this all a little jokey joke
- give me happy end or shoot me thank you
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list of things in the mirror visistor series that i lowkey forgot about when picking up the third book because the books are thick ok
spoilers i guess??
-um lord farquad’s daddy issues
-how barenilde lowkey try to assassinate ophelia throuought the last books but now ophelia is the godmother of her child
-you made ARCHIBALD? the GODFATHER??no??? (i love him but also, no)
-that devil child that tried to frame ophelia???and erased memories i think??/
- snatching archibald from me, saying sike and then SNATCHING mother hildergarde from me what the fUC
-that lady carrying the child of lord farquad in hopes that he forgets his daddy issues
-thorn???shot god???and then LEFT????
-idk what god is made of in this book but i will be spraying that man with some raid because the fuck????is this???
-so ophelia’s childhood truama is literally gunna hunt her for sport? ok, sure.
- golden retriever and angry goth are now a couple and will be hunting god for sport
-oranges
-oranges and murdder????
-adressing how oophelia being shipped off to be the bride of some stranger might strain her relationship with her parents and authority figures
-is....is ophelia’s aunt gay for berenilde or is she just a really intensely compassionate person? idk as long as they have hobbys i dont care
- ophelia can use MIND KNIVES but she legally isnt allowed to make waffles
-the moment thorn and ophelia actually care about each other they are immediately seperated and im suppose to be ok with that
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Random things my alters have said
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Wels: So if I chug this, Ill die?
Jevin: Wels, we cant die-
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False: Why women
Stress: False, you are a woman.
False: Incorrect, Im a goddess, get it right.
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Xisuma: ETHO GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROOF!
Etho: *Flicks him off while chugging mountain dew*
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Race: Im sad.
Peterson: Thats not my problem.
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Keralis: BUBBLES, WHERES MY TEA!
Bdubs: oH SHIT GOTTA RUN-
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Wels: Having a voice again is so weird.
Grian: Try having wings again.
Xisuma: Are you... two okay?
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Tyler: Hey bestie-
Ranboo: *Crying while shoving ice cream into his mouth*
Tyler: Bye bestie
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Natsu: IM GAY!
Erza: We know
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Jean: My best friend was eaten by a titan, so were all other loved ones
Puffy: Good for you
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Elliott: Peterson.
Peterson: Im in trouble arent I?
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Jared: I-
Tyler: OH SHIT, OH FUCK ITS A LUMBERJACK-
Jared: Why.
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Copy cat: Im dead inside.
Pete: Mood
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Ponk: PHILZAAAAAAAAAAAA, SAM BLEW UP HIS ARM AGAIN!
Sam: PONK NO DONT TELL HIM-
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Joe, after blowing up his arm: It feels weird.
Jevin, perched weirdly: No shit dumbass.
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Etho: I have a idea-
Beef: No.
Etho: You didnt let me finish!
Beef: I know.
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Ranboo: I cant remember anything but that one time Jack sent me a meme of a cat dancing and I remember crying over it
Puffy: Are you okay????
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Toby: Im happy!
Tommy: Our dad is the angel of death.
Toby: SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Philza: Im stable
Marcus: Hon, you were just crying two seconds ago
Philza: Yes and im stable now
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Henry: mOTHER FUC-
Eret: HENRY N O -
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the fic you wrote for my last prompt was amazing, ty 😭 can you do 50 + 56 this time please? and if you want to work in dyslexic!steve too that would be awesome! 🥰
You are speaking my fuckin’ language, dyslexic Steve is my ABSOLUTE jam. Honestly, whenever I write Steve, he’s dyslexic, although sometimes it’s not mentioned because it’s not important to Harry’s journey @ jk rowling
Thank you for your request! I’m really glad you liked the other one I wrote! You’re anonymous so I don’t know which one that is but I really enjoyed writing them all! Sorry for my manic energy rn.
Something a little different, it’s modern au! This is probably nothing like what you were thinking so I’m sorry, but I kinda love it ngl.
50: Secret Admirer
56: “I don’t know if I should be flattered or offended.”
Prompt list!
Billy spent three and a half hours reading through every single tweet on the account.
There were so fucking many of them. The earliest one was timestamped from four days ago, so obviously, this person had no life outside of tweeting.
Tweeting about Billy.
He had a few personal favorites. He had retweeted them to his account, figuring may as well play it up, make a joke outta everything.
@ImHardForHargrove: sorry WHOMST gave you the RIGHT to have eyes that fuckin blue im YELLING
@ImHardForHargrove: watchin u play basketball is a religious experience y are ur arms so BIG hhnnnng
And Billy’s absolute favorite, which he pinned right at the top of his account
@ImHardForHargrove: ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Billy knew he looked good. Knew he turned heads wherever he went. He did that on purpose. But realizing someone at Hawkins High had set up a thirst account for him, well.
“I don’t know if I should be flattered or offended.” Billy had explained the situation to Robin, letting her go through the account on his phone. “Like, It’s kinda nice, whoever this guy is, he’s got a crush. But also like, It’s kinda creepy. Plus he’s objectifying me,” Billy was talking through his sandwich.
Robin made a face of disgust. “Why do you keep saying ‘he’? All of the girls in this fucking school are practically drooling for you.”
“Hard for Hargrove, Robin. I know you’re like, revolted by the peen and whatever but that does not excuse a lack of basic sexual education and anatomy.” She gagged at him. Honest to God, gagged. He thought she was gonna spew all over the table.
“If I ever hear you call it a peen ever again, it’s on sight Hargrove.” Heather plopped herself down next to Robin, kissing her cheek before zeroing in on Billy’s phone, still in Robin’s hand.
“Have you guys worked out who it could be yet?” Her eyes were wide at Billy.
“Billy says he thinks its a guy even though people with penises aren’t necessarily men.” Robin gave him a pointed look.
“Yeah Robin, I know that, but, I don’t know I just think it’s a guy penis-having person.”
Heather narrowed her eyes at him. “Do you actually think that, or are you just hoping in that goblin little brain of yours that this account is Steve Harrington’s.” Billy could feel the heat spread down his neck.
“Billy, I know Steve is like, the only out guy in this whole fucking town, but you can do way better than him. PLUS, I feel like it makes more sense if the person running this account wasn’t out and had to channel their gay yearning through social media.”
“First of all Robin, you have this vendetta against Steve that I don’t get. He’s a nice guy. He’s kinda dopey, kinda dumb, but he’s like, sweet and shit. Second, I’m not out, so it still could be him because he doesn’t think I would, like, accept his advances or whatever. Hence, gay internet yearning.” The chime of the bell sent them packing their lunches, Billy’s phone vibrated in Robin’s hand. She rolled her eyes when he realized he turned on notifications for the account
“Get a fucking life you loser.” She slapped the phone into his hand. He opened the new tweet with embarrassing zeal.
@ImHardForHargrove: i saw u talking with ur mouth full and it was yucky but i was still 🥺🥺
His head shot up, trying to see who would have been facing him during lunch, but the cafeteria was almost empty.
The rest of the week Billy took deliberate care of every interaction he had with anyone. Observing who was in his surroundings, and making note of everything he did and said. He took extra caution around Steve, wanting to spot any minute detail that could give away who ran the account.
The account started blowing up. People were retweeting like fucking crazy. Everywhere he went, he was being asked if he’s seen it, like he doesn’t regularly retweet the good ones. The search for the owner of the account had spread throughout the whole school. A few girls even tried to claim the account was theirs, but every time that happened the account would tweet out something to discredit whoever made the claim, proving them a liar.
Billy was starting to lose hope it was Harrington. The tweets were coming at all different times, posted whenever the person thought about it, so Billy was losing track of who was near when he said or did something. And the tweets were always about stupid stuff Billy didn’t register doing. On Wednesday night the account said
@ImHardForHargrove: hi when you chew on your pencil and it makes me 🥴 that is all thx for comin to my ted talk
Friday afternoon gave them all:
@ImHardForHargrove: walked past ur classroom and u were asleep ive never wanted to CUDDLE someone so bad in my LIFE
But Saturday, Saturday renewed all hope for Harrington Billy could possibly have. Lauren Kranz was throwing a party. It was the first real rager in a while, so everyone was there, and everyone was sloshed. Everyone but Billy, who’d agreed to be designated driver for Robin and Heather like some kinda idiot.
He was brooding on the back porch when his phone went off. The account was active, and the owner was drunk.
@ImHardForHargrove: I can seeeeee u oyt the windw I wan u 2 FUC ME. RAW DOG.
@ImHardForHargrove: srry ur so beauitiful nd THICCC
@ImHardForHargrove: I wana shoot my shot but idk if u lik bois
@ImHardForHargrove: (ys i am boi)
@ImHardForHargrove: nd i dont wana get my heart broken agin 😥
He was right about it being a guy. He was right about him being too nervous to approach him outright. His brain was screaming stevestevesteve at him. Hawkins was shook when Steve came out as bisexual in his sophomore year. He was the golden boy, a real jock. He was NOT the kind of guy people would assume queer in a small midwestern town.
He was kind of a douchebag, dumping one girl for another, sleeping with her and never calling again. But then he settled down with this guy from the University of Indianapolis for a few months until Steve caught him cheating. Apparently, he had slashed the guy’s tires. Billy was impressed.
The next year came Wheeler, who only stuck around long enough to make sure Steve was nice and whipped before she fucked off on him too. So Steve retreated. Spent more time with middle schoolers than anybody else. Didn’t want to put his heart on the line anymore until he knew it wouldn’t be stomped on. Billy could respect that.
Billy couldn’t risk being out in a town like Hawkins. Word always had a way of getting right back to his dad, and in a tiny hick town with nothing better to do than gossip, it was usually only a matter of hours before Neil heard something he didn’t like.
@ImHardForHargrove: srry 4 bad typing rn. drunk nd dysl exic ren’t a happy combo
Billy’s heart stopped. The drunken idiot was giving himself away. Maybe if he sat here staring at the account long enough, enough would be revealed he could figure it all out like a shitty drunk episode of Blue’s Clues.
He was so focused on Twitter, refreshing his feed, again and again, he didn’t notice a very drunk, and very unsteady Steve Harrington stumbling out the back door towards him. Until he crashed into his back.
“Sorry, Bill!” Billy had Steve by the shoulders trying to keep him upright. “Heyy I have a question for you.” Steve grabbed one of Billy’s hands and veered over to the table and chairs arranged neatly on the small patio. When they were sitting, Steve kept ahold of Billy’s hand.
“Hi.” Steve was smiling like a little kid. Billy was in fucking love.
“hey, Harrington. What was your question.”
“So-oo. I have this friend. A very good friend. Super close. And he has a big ol’ crush on you but he’s too scared to ask you himself because he keeps getting his heart fuckin’ broken so he wanted me to ask. Are you into guys?” It’s a miracle Billy understood any of that, every word blending into the next.
“That depends.” Billy leaned in, running his tongue along his bottom lip. He saw Steve take in a sharp breath, following the movement with his glazed eyes. He knew Steve was talking about himself, he just wanted to rile him up a little. Make him blush first. “This friend you’re talkin’ about. He’s our age? Like you’re not trying to set me up with one a’ your kids, right?” Steve physically recoiled.
“NO, you fuckin’ pedo. I’m NOT trying to set you up with a fuckin’, fuckin’ middle schooler. My friend is, uh eighteen. He’s a senior.” Unless Tommy fuckin’ H. suddenly had a penchant for dick Billy didn’t know about, Steve was 100% talking about himself.
“Well, if he’s as pretty as you are, I’d love to go out with him sometime.” Billy winked. Steve went red.
“Okay, but like, does that mean you’d go out with me? Like I’m as pretty as me, right? Because I was talking about me. Not ‘a friend’ I was talking about me. Steve.”
“Yeah, I kinda figured that out. You know, I was hoping it was you running that Twitter. Any time you’d tweet out something you wanted to do with me, I was always picturin’ doing it with you, Baby.” Billy was practically purring. “Especially all the shit you wanted me to do TO you.” Steve gave something between a whine and a groan and flopped himself onto Billy’s lap, straddling him with very little grace.
“Thank God. ‘Cause you’re so fucking hot I’d let you do anything to me. Anything, Bill.” Billy smiled softly at him.
“Then let me take you home. Let me put you in bed to sleep off all this. And let me take you to breakfast tomorrow. Something nice and greasy for your hangover tummy.” Steve was a puddle in Billy’s lap. “C’mon, Drunky, git your ass up.” Steve just giggled and muttered Drunky Skunky under his breath.
Billy sighed and stood up, hefting Steve up with him.
“Bil-ly,” Steve whined. “You’re so strong, this is so fucking hot. I gotta tweet about this.”
“Tweet it later, Sweet Thing.”
It took Billy for-fucking-ever to find Robin and Heather (they were making out in the basement with the stoners). But Steve chirped and cooed into his ear, so happy Billy could lift him and hold him like it was nothing.
The last tweet from the account was timestamped from Sunday evening.
@ImHardForHargrove: Hi this is Steve. Billy’s my boyfriend now 🥰#ThirstWorks
#I'm gonna reblog this in the morning too#Im v proud of it I want people to SEE IT#harringrove#steve harrington#steve harrington x billy hargrove#billy hargrove x steve harrington#billy hargorve#modern au#modern harringrove#yikes writes#harringrove prompts#Harringrove Prompts list#harringrove prompt fill#prompt fill#prompt fic
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actually the prompt was what three things ud smell like if I were describing u like a fanfic love interest so h/o lemme get real gay for a minute
day old stale cigarettes mixed with freshly washed skin. raw leather with the subtlest undertones of sparking metal. heady clove thats thick with smoke, like the kind of incense that clings to ur clothes and inside ur mind long after uve left that occult shop"
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ive been trying to think of a reply to this since you sent it but mostly im just salty that you have me pegged, like. that’s it. that’s me exactly. because i wear clove scented cologne and smoke a lot of cigarettes and burn a lot of incense. fuc k off
#meanwnhile i sent you this jokingly cause i wnted to say you smell like weed#and u fuckin put poetry or whatever in my inbox
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The Start of Something New
so I was going to post this yesterday, but then I got busy and I also didn't want to post until it felt right, so Im posting now! thank you to @danna-bell-is-black for beta reading this for me! I definitely plan on writing more fics about Georgia because I LOVE her
It was well after three in the morning, and twenty two year old Georgia Rawles was standing outside Hugh Everhart’s apartment, banging on his door. She didn’t know where else to go; definitely not back home, even though she lived with Tamaya and could probably get more help from her. No, right now, she needed her best friend, the person she had grown up with.
She knew it wasn’t safe for her to keep standing out on his doorstep, but she also knew that most people stayed back when she entered a room. It was a trait she prided herself on, being intimidating, even though in high school she received the reward for Most Likely to Cry Over Puppies.
After three minutes of consistent banging, the door finally swung open, and Georgia came face to face with a yawning Hugh Everhart, who was squinting at her. Before he could ask her why she was there at such an hour, Georgia pushed passed him into the small apartment.
“Please, do come in,” Hugh mumbled sarcastically, closing the door behind her. “Georgia, it’s three in the fuc-”
“I’m pregnant,” Georgia blurted out. She crossed her arms over her chest tightly, swallowing. At Hugh’s blank stare, clearly no longer tired, she continued. “I...I-I-I’m sorry, Hugh. I didn’t know where else to go.”
Hugh’s gaze drifted down to her flat stomach. Georgia felt the urge to hide it, despite there being nothing there yet. “Please tell me Evander’s not the father.”
A laugh escaped Georgia’s throat, though it sounded nervous. It was a running joke between the two of them that she liked Evander; in reality, Evander was closer to Hugh than anyone, and she was fine with keeping it that way. He was a little too full of himself for her taste. “Skies, no. I...It’s that guy I went out with a few times about a month and a half ago, remember? I saved him from that shoe factory?”
It took him a moment, but Hugh slowly nodded. He still looked dumbfounded as he suggested they sit down. He faced her. “Does he know?”
Georgia curled her feet up underneath her legs. “No. I just found out myself. I was headed home when I came across a robbery in a convenience store.” She shook her head. “I couldn’t just let them rob the poor old man, so I knocked them out and tied them up outside. The man was so grateful that he let me take whatever I wanted from the store-”
“And you took a test?” Hugh leaned back against the couch cushions.
She nodded. “I almost took some medicine, just because that’s always good to have around, and it’s so rare, but I was selfish. I remembered that I missed my period, and I acted for myself.” She grabbed one of his throw pillows and hugged it to her chest. “Hugh, what do I do? I can’t bring a kid into this world. Not like this.”
Her stomach turned over at the mention of a child. She had regretted hooking up with that guy, whose name she refused to think about, soon after. It was never a good idea to do anything in today’s world without proper protection, and now she was paying for her mistake.
Hugh rubbed the stubble on his chin, studying Georgia with sympathy in his eyes. “You’re not messing with me. You’re actually pregnant.”
Georgia refrained from chucking the pillow at him. She sighed, clutching it tighter. “Yes! I’m pregnant! That’s been established, dumbass!” She jumped when another young man appeared from thin air in the tiny kitchenette, a glass of water in his hand.
“You’re pregnant? What the hell, Georgia?”
Georgia groaned and actually threw the pillow this time, but only to the spot beside her. She should’ve known he was going to be here; he and Hugh had been together for a while now. Well, it wasn’t like she cared if he knew as well; she had known him almost as long as she had known Hugh. “Hi, Simon.”
“Is it that handsome man you saved a few weeks ago? You seemed to really like him.” Simon padded over and sat beside her.
She nodded, bringing her legs up to her chest to rest her chin on them. “I broke it off, though. He was scared of me, of what I can do.”
Hugh made an exasperated noise in the back of his throat. “Wait, you aren’t seeing him anymore?”
“No. He didn’t like that I’m a prodigy...said it was too much pressure to date a superhero, so I dumped him before he could dump me.” She shrugged weakly. “I didn’t tell you because it wasn’t important.” She was sure part of it was also because she was nearly six feet tall and was a couple inches taller than him, even if he never admitted it. Her height couldn’t be helped, though. It ran in the Rawles blood. He was starting to bore her, anyway, the more she got to know him. His personality didn’t match his looks.
“Well, it’s important now.” Simon shook his head. “You have to tell him.”
Georgia froze, blinking at Simon. “What? No, I...I don’t even know where he lives! We only went out a few times. And besides,” she licked her lips, “what if he doesn’t care? Or what if this baby is also a prodigy? He’ll want nothing to do with us.” She surprised herself when she placed a hand over her belly protectively, but let it fall to her side just as quickly. “I don’t think he should know.”
“He’s the father, George.” Simon rolled his eyes. “You were both careless, and it’s only right that he knows.”
“Careless?” Georgia frowned. “Easy for you to say, Mister I’m-gay-and-a-man-and-therefore-don’t-have-to-worry-about-these-things!”
Simon raised his hands up in defense and shot a look at Hugh when he laughed. “I still think you should tell him.”
“Well, he’s the least of my worries right now.” Georgia grew quiet. “How am I supposed to be a mom? I don’t have time to raise a kid, and this world is too violent for any baby.”
Hugh scooted closer and took her hands in his. “We’ll figure it out, okay? You’re not alone in this, Georgia.”
Tears welled in her eyes, her wall that she had been building since she read that test falling. She thought she was going to be able to get through this calmly and with a clear mind, but the more she thought about being pregnant and motherhood, the more frightened she grew. “You know that I’ve always wanted to be a mom, but not like this, Hugh. I’m broke and unmarried and there’s crime every night down the street from my apartment.”
She felt the cushion lift up as Simon stood and went back to the kitchenette. Hugh pulled her closer to him until her head was on his lap. A tear trickled down her cheek and landed on his knee. “What am I going to do?”
Hugh rubbed her back soothingly. “Well, you can have the baby or not, but there aren’t many doctors around these days, and prodigy healers are rare, so it’s more dangerous to terminate the pregnancy. You could give them up for adoption when they’re born, or you can keep them.” Georgia sniffled, not liking any of those options. “Just know that we’ll be here beside you no matter what, okay? You have five people who care about you, George. We’ll support whatever you do, and you don’t have to decide right now.” It was just like Hugh to give her rational options, even if he wasn’t always the most rational person in the world. But when she needed a pep talk, he always had the right things to say. That was one of the reasons why she became friends with him so many years ago.
Simon came back and held out a glass of water. Georgia sat back up and accepted it gratefully, the cool liquid feeling good on her closed throat. “I’m going to be fat.”
“You’re going to have to rest.” Simon sat back down, narrowing his eyes at her. “At least, as the pregnancy goes on.”
“I can still kick ass even if I’m fifty pounds heavier,” Georgia said, curling her lip up at him in mock disgust.
Simon smiled. “I’m not saying you can’t.”
She took in a slow breath, wiping away the last of her tears. “Kasumi is going to be thrilled. Tamaya will be pissed. Evander...hard to say.”
Hugh chuckled and patted her knee lightly. “They’ll all support you, don’t worry..”
But Georgia did worry. Even with his lighthearted tone, she still felt dread at the road she was headed down. Her...a mom. Hugh had said she didn’t have to keep the baby, but Georgia knew deep down that she was going to. Ever since she was little, she had dreamed of being a mom, having always loved kids. Her parents never gave her any siblings to play with, much to her dismay. She always figured it was because of her gift, that they didn’t want to risk having another prodigy in the house.
Oh, skies. Georgia could only imagine what she would do if her child was a prodigy as well. Were the children of prodigies also prodigies? Was it something in their blood that was passed down? She had no clue, and as prodigies were still held at a distance in the world, she could only hope that this baby was normal. As much as she enjoyed her gift of flight, she would never want her child to be discriminated against as she had been all her life.
Hugh was right, though. She had a support group, which was more than many expecting mothers in her position had. She could do it.
After all, she was the inimitable and powerful Lady Indomitable.
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At three months, Georgia made her decision, surprising herself and the other Renegades with how quick she made up her mind.
At five months, she felt her baby kick for the first time, and felt an immediate burst of love for the life growing inside of her.
At six months, she rescued a prodigy healer from a burning hospital and found out she was having a boy.
At nine months, she was still terrified of her future.
It wasn’t until she held her son in her arms for the first time that she finally had a name for him. Adrian. She wasn’t sure where it came from, but it felt right. For a while, she considered naming him after a family member, but this was so much better. It was something of his own, not something he had to share with a passed on relative that he would never get to know. It was so rare in today’s world to have something that belonged only to one person, anyway.
“I will always protect you,” twenty three year old Georgia Rawles whispered to her son, who was only a few hours old. He stared up at her, mouth open wide. He had her eyes, much to her delight. “I promise no harm will come to you, my angel.” She brought him up to her face and pressed a gentle kiss to his forehead and thought of how tiny and vulnerable he was in her hold. A new fear entered her mind, but she pushed it down, not wanting to worry about it right now. She was happy, truly happy.
A knock sounded at the door, and Georgia looked up as the door opened. Hugh entered, smiling with a curious twinkle in his eyes. “Just wanted to check on things in here,” he murmured.
Georgia gestured for him to come in, and he came closer, sitting beside her on the edge of her bed. He had helped her give birth to her son in her bedroom, a feat that took almost eight hours. Not as long as some mothers, but still long enough to render Georgia exhausted. She needed a long, long nap, but she also didn’t want to miss any of her son’s new life.
Hugh regarded her and Adrian with a look she couldn’t decipher. Adrian was watching this new face intently with his big eyes. He stuck his tongue out at Hugh, as if he were just realizing he had a tongue, and Georgia had to giggle softly.
“How would you like to hold your godson?”
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