not a big fan of "not everyone likes to see explicit content" becoming "its not good to post explicit content at all". everyone just learn to tag your own stuff and filter out whatever other people post that you dont like
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Honestly I love Fallout New Vegas more than entire years of my life.
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Y'all know what annoys the shit outta me?
When people on TikTok post videos with knives or something and place "fake knife" in the video, when it's very clearly a knife they just grabbed from their kitchen...
Like we're not fucking stupid. Just put (TW Knives) or something don't fucking lie to us...
Anyways that's my pet peeve of the day... 😁
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i already posted abt this somewhere else but i was infodumping abt voltron to my best friend last night and went to rewatch the "i cradled you in my arms" scene so i could remember it properly and i paused right after lance said he didnt remember anything and im fucking pissing myself this is a man that is truly defeated like he wanted lance coming out of the healing pod to be like every fanfic where they have a crazy romantic reconciliation post healing pod and it simply did not happen. if i were keith here id flee the country. the look of simultaneous pain and confusion and emptiness is impossible to articulate. going thru every stage of grief at once. how they managed to fit this much anguish in so few lines is beyond me. and all over a man who listens to weezer and uses axe
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ok but who would baby trap you. need that mtl rn
oh man, oh man. in my very biased opinion:
warning: abortions :|
most:
jake: he's a good boy, always has been and probably always will be. the only thing about him is like, he's kinda toxic about it. like he wants a wife. a woman. someone to be with him forever. so like, maybe his good boy ways will always turn into him poking holes in condoms, or tossing out those birth control pills. To him it isn't manipulative or gross, to him it's just him wanting to keep you, and breed you, and have kids with you so he can never leave. esp if you happen to be a perfect match in his head. why wouldn't you want him to be with you anyway? he'd be a great dad lol
heeseung: will 100% try to breed you from the very first date. like no joke, he's got your legs spread in the back seat of his car plunging in as deep as he can go. doesn't wear a condom, won't wear a condom, and won't ask if you are on birth control. to be fair, he doesn't rly care, he just wants his nut deep in a pretty girl. it's not even that he cares if you'd stick around either, again, he just wants to fuck you full, that's it.
sunghoon: will breed the FUCK out of his girlfriend solely because he loves the idea of like, a domestic life but like a rly kinky one. You're on birth control? why? You want to use a condom after getting off of it? Why? like if you're dating him, you might as well go all the way, he ain't gonna fuck his cum into anyone else anyway. might as well commit now or fuckin' leave.
jay: 100% would do it, panic, and pay for you to get rid of it. would probably be obsessed with hitting it raw, hard too. He would be enamored with the way you feel around him, obsessed with how his cum spills out of you, and totally willing to do it again in three hours. If you fall pregnant, he would absolutely be shocked by it. Like "what? that's a thing?". Jay fr couldn't pull out if he wanted to, and would probably ask you to get on the pill so he doesn't have to give up his own pleasure.
least (?)
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so…. You gonna elaborate on that red room masseuse idea..? 👉👈
I can try!
I like to picture that the masseuse is thorough, every bit of your body is stretched and pressed, given deep tissue massages that blend with pain and pleasure.
When its a more intimate session, you'll find yourself being numbed pleasantly as they work out every knot and kink you have, and then you'll feel yourself become even more undone as their fingers slip inside of you and begin to work your body open, curling and flicking just right as they hold you still (or if you're a fighter, while the padded cuffs hold you!)
You'll become this near-drooling pathetic puppy as they work their wrists sore and strain them, easily holding you in place as your body succumbs to their touch and you make a mess all over their hands.
That doesn't mean that they're finished with you, however. They were paid to make you as relaxed and as loose as possible, so, they have quite a bit of work to do!
-Mommabean
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