#IT'S

[smimon]

I think I have cracked the code

When I look at my older art or writing and think it is bad (inevitable), so bad in fact that I want nothing to do with it, you know that

But I enjoyed creating it and I liked it when I made it. So what if I just remember what I was feeling back then. Load a memory save file from that time and simply enjoy the piece again

#it's #last year i unlocked an alternate response whenever i feel shame #do you want to feel ashamed about this thing that brought you joy in the past? or do you want to remember the joy itself? #now i can apply it to my works #time travelling to my past versions but they are always here it's always just me #no need to deny them something as harmless as a bit of joy

[ohnoidontexist]

#and #sometimes #it's #just #you #have #to #keep #going

[unhingedwomandiaries]

When I checked the post today what did I find but a letter from the IRS. My first thought was, uh oh, what does the taxman want from little old me now? But then I opened it up and can you believe they’re sending me a check for seventy-one cents! Seventy-one cents! What kind of sense does that make? I mean after you pay the conversion fees and everything, I’ll probably end up with what, thirty pence if I’m lucky? That’s barely enough to buy a pack of gum!

Let me tell you, this is just more proof that the government doesn’t understand how real people handle their money. I mean really, what average person needs seventy-one cents sent to them in the mail? That’s not even enough for a cup of coffee! But somehow the IRS thinks I want them wasting taxpayer money to mail me some chump change. Unbelievable.

As my parents have told me – you have to take control of your own finances and not leave anything to those government bureaucrats. The government is not going to look out for my best interests when it comes to money, no siree. I need to handle my money and make it work for me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go deposit this big seventy-one cent check from Uncle Sam. Lord help me.

#Diary #It's #Taxes #expat

[embie-the-buttercup]

I found a Phineas Fletcher quote in the book I'm reading and for a very long minute I was wondering why the hell are they quoting the little triangle boy.

#i am so stupid #🤦‍♀️ #but in my defense #it's #phineas flynn #and #ferb fletcher #confusing af #if you ask me #literature #books #phineas and ferb

[miniatureketchupbottles]

why am I cradling a fucking cd god help me

#it's #day & age #by #the killers #if u even care

[lexieriot]

#I like it #when I imagine people reading in comfy places #as I walk by #it's #lovely

[castielsprostate]

NOOOOOOO MY FAVOURITE JEANS RIPPED

#NOOOOOOOOOOO #😔 #i say favourite but i MEAN my ONLY PAIR OF JEANS RIPPED #okay it's fine! #it's #FINE #i ordered new ones #please god i hope they arrive quickly #sjonnie.text

[jaythelay]

I am

in hell

#Steam #it's still going #the bar went off the pause button #It's #only now installing #oh #help

[ohnoidontexist]

#it's #okay #to #bloom #alone

[sadistic-softie]

This feels like it's taunting me

Play it at my funeral

#mouth silence #it's #Youtube

[ifclaritysindeath]

As somebody who's mom died days after I was born this really hits

#it's

[sargetblu]

Gimmie the Respawn HCS. Plss I haven't seen any yet so I'm PUMPED to see what you have in store

Okay so, first off

In the games and videos and update comics death means nothing, right? it's always taken lightly as this haha silly, but in the main comics(?) it's all big emotional scenes and such (tho they all come back and that bugs me)

So I think respawn is austrailium based, which i think austrailum effects the rate at which your cells grow and die, because int he comics 'immortality' is just putting death off, at no point are characters ever immortal because austrailum is limited and they'll die when the limit is up. I feel like the medigun works similarly. Rapid cell regrowth or smth, idk, im not science

I also like to beleive that respawn is mann co, probably made by the Conaghers, which is why they die after they've been fired but not before. So like if they die on the battle field they come back but if they die on their way home they die for real for real (or they don't die while working there so they're still deathless even off the clock)

Lastly, I think the respawn only cures what killed you, so if you have multiple life threatening injuries then the only one that will get fixed is the one that kills you first.

So like if you're bleeding out but then you get shot, when you respawn you will still be bleeding out.

This is usually not a problem because of the medigun, but theroetically someone can have multiple life threatening injuries and just go on a repeated cycle of dying and then coming back until all their wounds have killed them.

And if we want to go with the clone theory (blu team is clones of the red team and/or red team is clones of the blu team) then that could be how respawn works

#im not science so this could all be bullshit #but this is generally the idea i use when writing #I feel like Austrailum just slows down growth #so you still die just it's prolonged #it's #to quote dell #kicking a can down the rode #mod speaks #respawn theories #i have thoughts yall #so many thoughts #mod answers

[certified-cumlord]

Party rockers in the house tinoght!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥,🦅💥💥🇺🇸🦅💯💥🇺🇸🦅💥🔥💥💥😈😈

Erm. Ackshuwally it's party rock is in the house tonight.

...

#party rockers in the house tonight #erm actually #it's #party rock is in the house tonight #... #*makes out* #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog

[van-arts]

Been trying to draw more varied different characters after been drawing Serizawa non stop for a week ^_^

So I'm starting with a Hatsune Miku fanart

#this is a very normal hatsune miku fanart I swear guys #it's #not #serizawa katsuya #from the hit #anime #mob psycho 100 #or whatever #yeah #hatsune miku #real #april fools 2024 #heheh