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infamous-if · 1 day
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isn't it like 3am where you are???
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cart00ni · 6 months
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they make me sick
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oxydiane · 1 year
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sns is so fucking unhinged and nobody will ever be them i’m sorry. you start the series and it’s like oh haha look at these goofy angsty rivals! they hate each other! then sasuke dies for naruto thirty chapters in giving up his dream of revenge and naruto goes batshit insane. now you’re like ah they’re friends i guess that’s cute! and sasuke is trying to kill naruto because he’s the most important person in his life which is . ok and it becomes the driving force of everything or something. sasuke leaves and naruto dedicates the rest of his life to bringing him back and you’re still a casual fan so ur like he’s doing it for the promise right? then orochimaru says sasuke is his and naruto goes batshit insane feral homicidal (again) and after that sasuke reappears and they have ??? like five different panels dedicated to them staring at each other??? and he jumps off a mountain and hugs naruto for some reasons just to whisper some gay shit in his ear kishimoto frankly needs to be jailed drawing this and keep that best friend nonsense going. anyways. you have sasuke become a convicted terrorist to which the normal people response is “ok we need to hunt him down” and when naruto learns they’re gonna hunt him down he starts screaming crying throwing up he has a panic attack he can’t breathe he’s falling in the snow he gets on his knees and begs them to spare his BFF. after having a meltdown over the thought of sasuke dying what may possibly be the natural coping mechanism any stable person would adapt? of course realising that if sasuke dies he can die too. so he sees sasuke again and after he attempts murdering sakura twice and expresses the intent to murder kakashi he’s like. i will bear the burden of your hatred and die with you hehe and if we both die you won’t be an uchiha and i won’t be the jinchuuriki to the nine tails and we’ll be able to understand each other better in a different lifetime! WE’LL MEET AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH CAN DO US PART! and sasuke (just as insane as him) doesn’t even flinch he’s like what the fuck is wrong with you but then ok let’s fuckingggf die together on my god i will kill your first anyways . then they find out they are soulmates and get cute matching tattoos on their hands and decide to fight to the death once more because sasuke is back on his i will shoulder all the hatred of the world alone and i need to kill you because i love you more than anyone else in the world actually you’re the only person i love so you need to DIE and naruto is like I WILL NOT LET YOU SHOULDER THAT HATRED ALONE I WILL FREE YOU FROM THE PAIN and they fight and despite all the whatever weapons used in the war it’s a fuckinggg fistfight in which just as sasuke is about to inflict what he thinks is the last blow says “farewell… my one and only…………………. (very long pause to accentuate how heteronormative this next word is gonna be) FRIEND” and fucking stops using his sharingan because not even then he can record the image of naruto dying especially by his hand but naruto STOPS HIM LIKE A f cHAMP and they end up blowing each other’s arms off (rip the matchies) and as they’re bleeding to the fucking death sasuke is like you’re the only person that has never tried to severe their ties with me why do you go so far for me and naruto from the depths of comphet hell is like because you’re my FRIEND and sasuke being absolutely done with this bullshit is like ok what the fuck does that mean to you then and this is where it gets even gayer and relatable because naruto is like i don’t KNOW i just know that when you hurt i hurt and i just can’t take it and isn’t that the most gay experience thing ever? naruto knows what it feels like to have friends but what he feels for sasuke is so bone deep and unconventional that he cannot make sense of it and can only describe the pain it brings. after that sasuke CRIES LIKE THEYVE GOT ME SOOO FUCKED UP but you know what got me even more fucked up?
naruto waking up bloodied and battered and half alive with one arm missing but still wondering if that was heaven because sasuke was next to him. sasuke looking so happy and peaceful when saying “i lost” as a stark contrast to him looking and feeling like half of his body was being torn apart when he “won” against naruto in vote1 and left him. the bitterness of victory vs the sweetness of losing if you will. AND HIM COMPARING WHAT HE FEELS FOR NARUTO TO PRAYING MY GODD. did i forget to mention that then we learn that Ohhh it was never a stupid shallow rivalry as we all thought! they have actually been watching each other from afar since they were little freshly traumatised children and have longed to hold each other’s hands since then! what was it sasukeeee you felt warm and fuzzy when you saw naruto to thought of it as a weakness? these two are so astronomically hopelessly desperately obsessed in love with each other it’s ridiculous i’ve had ENOUGH free me from this mental prison
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junoiii · 9 months
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guess who watched mutant mayhem 3 days ago and has not had any other thoughts since
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rodimushusband69 · 3 months
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@o000ze THIS IS YOUR FAULT
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dovewingkinnie · 2 months
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surgery romance
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chrisbangs · 5 months
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panoffrying · 2 months
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Some late-night Speed art. Had a bunch of outfits on Pinterest that I wanted to see the lamb in
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hikkokoro · 6 months
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Evil angst boi
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Eyyy shadybug reference
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fiendy · 2 months
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youre so lucky i deleted the paragraph of rabbit puns that was here
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glowyskull · 5 months
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Bunch of doodles of my girlie
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peridotite · 8 months
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do you think krillin knows just how much he matters to goku. do you think he was told how goku rushed headfirst into completely unknown danger, ignoring every order to stay, immediately after finding out krillin was murdered. do you think gohan told him how his best friend turned into an unrecognizable, violent, rage-fueled god when krillin was taken once again from him with no hope of coming back this time. krillin loves his best friend but do you think he's aware of how fervently goku loves him
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skullywullypully · 1 year
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Imagine Shinobu and Obanai teasing Sanemi for dating Giyuu.
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arminsumi · 6 months
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trick or treat but ur just dragging ur beefy man around forcing him to wear ridiculous costumes
trick or treat but ur neighbor gives u another treat?? 🫣
trick or treat but gojo eats all the treats on the walk home
trick or treat but u meet some guy named sukuna and take one look at his tattoos and ask "what cosplay is this" and he just looks at u like 😑
trick or treat but its just teen gojo pouting that "you have more candy than me..." and geto gives him his own candy so he shuts up
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callmegaith · 1 month
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Driving myself feral with these
Like I can't write for shit but I can draw you two men having the most intense moments like it's gay sex
The fucking ghost of old men yearning
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lucydoodlessometimes · 3 months
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I am so obsessed with the way the current lunar chronicles covers just... ooze style and vibes, so i tried my hand at them but featuring the reverse au i've been posting.
Thorne and Jacin to come, and if you haven't yet i recommend checking out the rest of my work for the reverse au <33 its all tagged as "reverse au" on my blog and oooooo you wanna check it out so bad
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