#ITS COMING HOME

[fodenswhore]

How i think the England NT players would behave when helping their child with homework:

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jack grealish

okay, so jack would definitely be just as confused as his child - if not more confused (there’s not a lot of thought behind those eyes is there jacky?). 100% he would be the one trying not to cry at the kitchen table instead of his child. In the end, he’d simply tell his child that homework didn’t matter and neither did school and then they’d sneak off to go play footy in the garden.

jordan henderson

hendo is the type of dad that wouldn’t let his child leave the table unless their homework was completely finished. he’d be very patient and understanding if his child was confused and would certainly give his child lots of praise when they completed their work.

jordan pickford

although they’re both mackems (hehe like me) i’m going to go out on a limb and say that pickford would be the complete opposite of jordan henderson. he’d definitely be the type of dad that would get frustrated when his child doesn’t understand something. pickford would end up having to physically leave the room to calm himself down and no-one can tell me otherwise.

mason mount

definitely a very fun dad. would somehow turn homework into a fun activity so that his child would want to complete it. lots of praise and sweets when his child gets something right. if he didn’t understand any of the work he’d probably call his bestie dec rice so they could be confused together.

declan rice

dec would just stare at his child’s homework in confusion before eventually giving up. he’d definitely ask his partner to help their child and then sulk when he gets booted out the kitchen. after that, he’d probably call his bestie mason and complain.

ben chilwell

i reckon chilly’s behaviour would be a mixture of jordan henderson and mason mount. so basically when helping his child he takes it very seriously but also tries to make the experience fun and enjoyable. would definitely reward his child with a kick-about outside after they’re done.

john stones

john would definitely start off strong, he’d be very helpful and patient but in the end he would get bored and start distracting his child rather than helping them. he’d probably play music or dance around the kitchen like a prat and get told off.

kyle walker

basically john stones 2.0 except i don’t think kyle would even try to help with the homework. he’d probably just give his child a quick pep talk and then just distract them with jokes and funny faces when they actually tried to work.

harry kane

just your average dad™️. he’s always up for helping his child out with homework - in fact, i reckon he kinda enjoys it. dunno if he’d be the most helpful though, maybe in maths? definitely not in english.

harry maguire (slabhead)

hazza would definitely be another average dad™️. however, unlike harry kane he probably wouldn’t find enjoyment in helping his child with homework. and although he wouldn’t necessarily want to help his child, he would be great at doing so. he’d definitely be able to complete the work in five minutes if he wasn’t supposed to be helping his child actually learn.

phil foden

if i’m going to be completely honest, i don’t think his child would even ask him for help unless it was absolutely necessary. i feel like phil would be fine with maths and english homework but with science or history he’d definitely work himself into a right state of confusion.

trent alexander-arnold

trent - bless his heart - would definitely attempt to help his child with their homework. however, i strongly believe he would fail. like phil, he would be fine with maths (although he would get a little confused with algebra) however he’d be absolutely baffled when it came to english and science. he would struggle and push on before giving in and calling hendo to ask for help.

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[lestappentrain]

RIP all those RBR Charles fics; it was good while it lasted but let's be honest, we knew that was never going to happen.

Long live Charles Leclerc, THE Scuderia Ferrari driver

#charles leclerc #we love charles just as much as he loves ferrari #if he trusts his team so do i #its coming home #charles leclerc will be wdc with ferrari

[ginerva-mollyweasley]

COME ON ENGLANDDDDD

#its coming home #YES ENGLAND #come on england #england #england vs australia #lionesses #the lionesses #ella toone #lauren hemp #alessia russo #sam kerr #england vs spain #wwc 2023 #fifa wwc #fifa world cup #wc23

[aspirations-of-beauty]

#england lionesses #lionesses #its coming home #its home #euro 2022

[abubblingcandle]

God kick off isn't for half an hour and I'm already shaking

#womens world cup #women's football #go on england #its coming home #lionesses

[justisco]

#ITS COMING HOME #(to brighton) #(my home)

[katy-griffin-saye]

This is ... UNBELIEVABLE! Our Women of England have done something the boys could never do ... WIN THE ERUOS 2022 FINAL

Women can do anything.

#girl power #women #lionesses #womens euros #2022 #live tv #excitement #pride #its coming home #winning #england #sports

[sl0wdiver]

Morning all 😊😊

#lionesses #its coming home #it CAME home #football's come home #engwnt

[emilymaypeck]

ENGLAND ARE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!!!

I have no words!

England have waited 56...

FIFTY FUCKING SIX!

FIFTY SIX YEARS TO WIN A MAJOR TROPHY!

AND WE BEAT GERMANY! AT WEMBLEY STADIUM!

I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!

#womens soccer #women's euro 2022 #england beat germany #lionesses #its coming home #Come on england

[rightmug]

Just waiting for the England women's team to lose in penalties to Germany and finally achieve true equality to the men's side

#euros 2022 #football #soccer #penalties #germany #england #womens football #its coming home #lionesses

[rolypolydandy]

alessia russo's absolute cheeky nando's of a goal 👌👌 england wnt said IT'S COMING HOME

#anyone but england dweebs dni #its coming home #lionesses #england wnt

[aspirations-of-beauty]

#lionesses #england football #its coming home #england lionesses

[ya-evil-cat-girl]

ayooo it's coming home

#england #world cup #its coming home #world cup 2022

[patrice-bergerons]

Damn, I cannot believe everyone is flopping left and right, and we, the three lions, are the undisputed kings of good football and swagger at this moment in time ⚽️🦁

#wc 2022 #ITS COMING HOME #im gonna be so annoying about this you guys #you have no idea

[movies-tv-casualshit0745]

*English media and public lose their mind over beating Iran 6-2 in their World Cup opener*

Me:

I’m English myself and even I think the overhype is ridiculous

#daemon targaryen #world cup #england #football #house of the dragon #house of the dragon gifs #hotd #hotd gifs #matt smith #matt smith gifs #its coming home #footballs coming home