#Im just a potato tho

[playtimepalace]

pet play where im on my knees looking up at you sooo so cute and pleading so nicely while you tell me for the 3rd time that you havent even started cooking yet and no i cant have "just one sniff" of that pan full of hot oil

#vagueing my cat rn #princeyposts #oh dumb princey fact #i actually love watching water boil. theres something vry therapeutic about it just silently watching the bubbles form #and whenever im cooking w boiling water i dont rlly need tongs for pasta and stuff to pull out a piece like my fingers are fine #like rn making potatoes n i just grabbed one frm the pot to see if its soft enough. easy peasy #roommate screams every time i do it tho i think its so funny #just gotta be quick

[silenthillbunni]

📓🖊️🧸

#i feel so lonely now bc i have no one to talk to sksksk #my sisters gets mad whenever i try to talk 2 mom and she just slammed doors nd got irritated at me #nd my mom is so stressed nd in a bad mood so she just got annoyed when i tried saying smth to her #so ig i should just vent to my bestfriend beloved diary confidant thats been here for me for 5yrs<3333 #anywayyy today was rough.. i woke up w a headache after 3hrs of sleep :(( #but still had to get up nd get ready nd eat boxed mashed potatoes for breakkyy 🤢🤮 (it's so gross after eating it everyday lol) #then w my hunchback nd achy stomach i went to school. it was frustrating bc ppl r so fkn rude #they bumped into me at the bus nd i had to sit like a weirdo caging my left stomach side from everyone. had to elbow some dumb fkn guy bc he #pressed his backpack into my side. so i had to basically push it away from me lol he thought i was so weird. but move tf away asshole?????? #got to school nd checked myself in the mirror nd i was so pale i look like absolute garbage its annoying :(( #it was next to insufferable to endure class bc my head hurt so bad (it was the worst part i think) nd i couldnt sit up straight so my back #hurt so bad too sksksks :< #but i managed to write a little but on my assignment #then i left a bit earlier bc i couldnt stand it anymore i was feeling so bad #wrnt to the library bc i had to return some books. could only carry two small ones tho so have to go back multiple times sksksk #felt soooo bad but ate some more disgusting mashed potatoes nd took a nap w an ice pack. took a migraine pill even if it upsets my stomach🤣 #now a few hours later i feel better physically #buuuuuut im so miserable im not even kidding #idc if it sound pathetic or fatty but genuinely that moment w a cup of coffee nd a small chocolate treat everyday makes me feel sm better #like im not kidding!!!!! it does a lot for my peace of mind sksksk T-T #im so miserable bc i cant eat anything still im so hungry :(( #and im weak. im pale. my skin's dry. it's itchy bc of malnutrition... i feel faint nd dizzy nd slow nd just not good at all #im so frustrated i hate this sm i wanna feel strong and healthy!! i dont wanna be constantly hungry. i wanna go to the gym nd go for walks #i wanna be able to sit up straight nd not get back pain!!! #i know i know it's only been 8 days since surgery and it takes time to heal i get it..... :( #but theres just too much going on and im so sick and tired of it all #mostly i just wanna be able to eat and feel strong bc i feel so weak nd i miss food so much sksksksk

[fatimajpeg]

Death note is a must for emo anime. Black butler, vampire knight, monster, tokyo ghoul, madoka magika all great darker themed anime 🖤🖤

i actually got halfway through deathnote last month! it was getting a lil too um…. dated for me but i’ll get back to it because it was very charming

#misa…. i love her look but damn . its ok we’ll pull through #and L actually explains so much of ppl i knew growing up like oh that was ur role model !! #i liked the potatoes chip scene tho. v fun #btw im being a hypocrite ! i put up with utena’s weird shit so deathnote is not at fault i just needed a break #ask #anon

[isa-ah]

man

#my mil has had me buying groceries for the whole house for weeks even tho i make less than $200 most weeks and she makes $80k/y #so weve been constantly on the cliffside of having absolutely nothing to eat in the house bc i cant AFFORD to feed 3 adults #and then when i DO get food she eats our stuff as much as she eats what i bought for her so im just #so fucking hungry all the time #which is the case rn im so so hungry but wtf am i even going to eat at this point #were out of produce out of potatoes out of frozen food out of beans like #brooggghhh #im so hungry 💀 but i have less than $100 which means the delivery and tip fees make ordering Worthless until i have more money to spend #stupid evil system i hate it here #i had blissful dreams about grocery shopping fat stacks and cooking for friends lastnight

[oh-kay-computer]

I've been legitimately getting sooo sucked into the cicada 3301 thing but as far as I can tell it's solely for super geniuses joining a super secret super genius club

#cicada #cicada3301 #I'm just a lil guy #not a super genius yet #I'm basically a potato with feelings #someone make a Pixar film out of me #im so legitimately intrigued tho

[dat-silvers-girl]

Instructions unclear. I got myself another child.

Siyana Devonshire

Hogwarts Legacy

#making an ancestor wasn't the hard part #drawing her definitely was #look y'all dont have to tell me that she looks almost exactly like adult Sarahi I KNOW #IM STRUGGLING #on one had that's the point because ancestor #on the other hand there are differences but they're too subtle #I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING I'M USED TO POTATO FACES #why did i give Siyana cheekbones ughhhh #aight look this was my first attempt imma get better #it took me a while to get Rakepick's cheekbones right so imma just practice #i don't like this drawing much so I'm not even gonna write a character sketch on this rn #...i still like my new baby a lot tho #just... how do any face shape that's not a potato #siyana devonshire #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy mc #hphl mc #hphl #hphl oc

[lucasthecoffeshopguy]

haven't been able to cook something rlly good or eat my favorite foods in the way that I like them recently and it's doing horrors for my mental health. I would honestly settle for Kraft mac n cheese and dino nuggies rn (I don't like Kraft brand mac n cheese and much prefer homemade but that's ridiculously expensive and dino nuggies are fine I guess but I prefer something crisper like popcorn chicken or McDonald's nuggets)

#i want spaghetti and homemade meat sauce #i want lovingly made enchiladas #i want thick grilled burgers with crisp and bright lettuce #freshly fried wings in buffalo sauce #pulled pork sandwiches #hashbrowns and chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy #freshly baked pineapple upside down cake #cheerios with frozen blueberries #bleu cheese and celery sticks #sharp and sweet coke with wet burritos and mexican rice and refried beans #tortilla chips and guac #hot fries that are almost soggy with grease and generously battered and fried fish #mashed potatoes and slowly braised beef with a thick gravy #cheese and carbs and meat and veg #im so. fucking. hungry. #and every time i look in the pantry or the fridge to cook something i can't come up with anything #we have no spices no pasta no cheese no nothing #cuz apparently even pepper is too fucking expensive #im gonna die #im gonna literally die #anyways would like to mention that this is all being caused by a new insurance that has been slowly draining every cent from this family #also my bones hurt im gonna scream and rip someone's face off and fucking eat it #even tho it sounds gross im just rlly mad

[dwarven-axolotl]

having a time in the garden</33

#hm . #hypixel skyblock #K SO theres lumina she wants a ton of ench pumpkins thats fine and dandy until grandma wolf pulls up #wanting ench golden carrots ench sugarcane and a ton of ench pumpkins .. then ODOWA rolls up with the ench pumpkin request #a brief relief with gwendolyn wantin some enchanted cookies which ive got half of . the n tom pops in #ALSO wanting ench pumpkins</33 ive got 4 plots thus far #and one of them is all potatoes one of them is like 2/3 sugarcane 1/6 carrot 1/6wheat one of them is all cactus #and just bc of these guys one of them is all pumpkin (prolly gonna swap out half to be melon or smthin tho</33) #and PUMPKIN IS TOO SLOW FOR THIS </33 ITS A PAIN TO HARVEST IN COMPARISON .... maybe i need to change the setup from the default </33 #any ways backgrounds are nothing ever uhh art on phone w hand is rarely easy and uhhh theres closer to shading than i expected lol #i shall call this . a study in colorpicking from minecraft skins #ehehehe i have the lotus equipment stuff all of it :] its not THAT impressive but its only been a few days so im proud !! #artnios

[svish]

Been doing soup january where i cook and eat soup twice a week as a fun little challenge. So far ive had

Corn chowder

Roasted tomato soup

Fish soup

Ramen

Miso soup

Minestrone soup

French onion soup

#was actually planning on just doing one soup a week but scaled it up #starting to run out of soups now tho #I could do carrot mushroom or potato soup but im not sure if i feel like it #I ate the fish soup in a restaurant tho so im not sure if i should count it.. #I want to keep doing little monthly challenges this year :) #Soup

[nonsensemonkey]

livin like the ocs tonight, boys ♡

#this cigar is sooooooo nice #i hated the other one i tried but this one is more my speed and it pairs real nice with the prosecco that im drinking #im an absolute AMATEUR who's only smoking cigars to study a thing her characters likes so- im not expecting to know what im talking about #but i think as far as MY tastebuds go i can do this one if i were smoking just to be smoking (but i dont smoke so) #photo taken on a 4 year old mushy sweet potato ✨️ #i hate upgrading phones.... might soon tho #they're watching 👀

[catfishofoldin99colours]

me when my coworker is worried another guy in the office doesn't like her: Ah that sucks for her. Glad I'm not affected by that tho

Me when that same guy gives me a short teams message: Ah. Well good thing I don't care about being liked by him or not

Me after thinking about it for maybe 32 seconds: no actually I hate this

#catfish speaks #i get the feeling he does not like me #and im not about to try snd change that if he doesnt like me he doesnt like me #it just stung a bit when he sent me a short reply to a teams request and im like. ok ouch. #like mine was jovial and im trying to be nice #idk. it's very small potatoes in the grand scheme of things #and stands out cos i have a pretty friendly relationship with literally everyone else at work - bot just in the office but eith everyone #were a small company so i have spoken yo almost everyone and had decent friendly conversations with most of them #and i like pretty much everyone here! everyones quite nice and we have good comvos and i feel like we're friends #so it stands out a bit when i have one on one interactions witu this guy and theyre so #like. short. and business like. #tbh tho ik im also not the friendliest #especially in the mornings lol #maybe he jusy doesnt know hwo to talk to me either #anyway! small potatoes not a big deal anf not worth crying over lmao #maybe ill try to talk to him a bit more throughout the year #but if he doesnt wanna talk then theres nothing else i can do and i aint sweating over it

[capfalcon]

idk if i missed the memo somewhere or smth but i genuinely just do not understand people who like vegetables. yes i know this makes me seem like a small toddler. but i just. i watch people eat salads and im like. are you. are you enjoying that. mmm. water. mmmmmmmmm. weird texture. i watch people Love brussel sprouts and im like ah yes. i too love the taste of bitter leaves. i think i like about 10 veggies total. i have ordered a salad exactly twice. i do not understand.

#this is not me hating on u veggie lovers it is me begging to be like u #i like. broccoli. and green beans. and corn. and choy sum. and bok choy. and potatoes. and zucchini (in certain cases) and #i like butter lettuce. and that's like it. #im trying so hard to think of another bearable vegetable #I LIKE SWEET POTATOES #idk if thats a subset of potato tho. #oh i like peas sometimes #and i like carrots #thats like 10 veggies right #altho technically nothing is a veggie #anyway #i just hate. vegetables and i wish i didnt bc i know theyre good for u but for the life of me i cannot fucking pretend to like watercress #or kale or lettuce or cabbage or asparagus or brussel sprouts #or fucking cauliflower #and fuck tomatoes and mushrooms so hard #(raw tomatoes. i like the cooked ones) #i just :( #when did everyone grow up and start liking vegetables and i missed the memo #jordan rambles

[citrushomie]

hi myels im drinking so much lepsi on an airplane rn. how are you odign . have a jinky

JINKY WINKY HI. i wish i was dribking pepsi not on an airplane but i want a soder. i hope the airplane isnt awful. im watching youtube and sitting down 👌🏽

two bagels

#asks #hi syd i think i had a dream and you were in it i dont remember it tho sorry WAIT i do i was spiderman but i just used my powers #to swing around and at one point i saw you and nothing else and you looked like the way all ppl look in dreams dubiously human #humanoid with no discernable features #but yea ive decided to make sitting in a rocking chair my whole personality. and my jarvis johnson binge. im gonna eat mashed potatoes

[spurgie-cousin]

Hi! I'm so happy to read you're doing better!! GO Hilary! You got this!:)

thank you!!! 😊 ❤️

#im working 2 hour days rn and i just got new extra strength gummies i ate 6 brownies last night #ive already planted all my potatoes and sweet potatoes and sunflowers which is a record for me i need to get on tomatoes tho #but I'm thriving this might just be my life forever

[risingsunresistance]

ok im going a *little* bit mad w the garden update ... ive not done as much as i would like its prolly a rather unimpressive amount really bit im SO excited for stats abt it ... skycrypt garden stats pretty please 👉👈 ALSO just checked the visitor list on the wiki (the guest book i dont have patience to look at</3) and im ESPECIALLY excited that the puzzler?? can come by?? ough i REALLY wanna see the puzzler.... also i lovee that tia herself can pop in what a delight .... hhh its such a delightful visitor list ... anyways i need to lament somewhere that ive got a full queue of visitors 4 of which want ungodly amounts of ench pumpkin and 1 of which wants 4 ench cookies ..... dire straits !! im gonna hafta start setting up a ton more pumpkin minions at this rate</33 Any Ways i am having a delightful time w the garden i REALLY didnt expect to get into it much but i just need to walk around and use the replenishing hoe i got and my personal compactors take care of the rest its soo nice to just put on a stream/vod in the background and just go .... augh i have the lotus stuff i wanna say already but idk if its been that quick.... ive got 3 plots all fully planted in and more farming than ive ever done by hand in a few days </33 garden update my beloved ..... also since odowa is one of the folks wanting ench pumpkins from me i looked up their name and saw that odowa means trader :0 waugh... TRYIMg to make a drawing abt it ehehe

-crenshaw121

(i copy pasted the image without thinkin uhhh idk if itll show up but . yea :])

YOOOOO ART!!!!

i haven't done anything with the garden yet bc i cant afford to get invested rn </3 i playtested on alpha and stuff but i'm refusing to get too into it, i have to graduate lmao. i logged in for the first time in weeks today and decided to set up one (1) plot full of wheat, then bought like 100m worth of combat gear bc i felt like it. me and ark did 3 runs of f5 and decided that was enough for the day :P

#i am already farming 42 but i hope that just makes the garden even more fun #i have a fully upgraded potato hoe yippee i am going to put it to GREAT use #im so glad the pumpkin dicer is getting an upgrade #before i get involved in that tho i need to focus on my midterm. and find a new house. and move </3 #im a little excited to move. nervous but happy. never moved but My God We Need To Move #gonna miss the puppies next door D: #im gonna graduate then move then job hunt aaaugh. is it not enough to play videogames and have fun in this world #they should pay me to play games and have fun with friends amen #asks #crenshaw121 #sb

[vanibear]

can i get private idaho by the b-52s unstuck in my head please. i think im going to go bonkers

#It is not a bad song . i just think if the phrase ‘underground like a wild potato’ repeats in my head one more time i will not be sane #i brought ghis all on myself tho .im the one who keeps listening to it in the first place #kat post