#Im not being totally serious

[mikesbasementbeets]

"if they don’t tell me explicitly that mike was never attracted to el then that means he was"

[removes hands while kissing]

[unresponsive to kiss & "i love you," eyes wide open]

[the sunglasses stay on during kiss, also get off me you're crushing the flowers i carefully placed right in between us]

[no fear]

[one fear]

"idk if they don’t make it clear to me that he doesn’t love el romantically then that means he does"

"they haven't given any indication yet that he doesn't like girls..."

"yeah, mike has definitely shown attraction to girls"

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#this is NOT in opposition to elli's post i rb'd btw it's not obvious it's not supposed to be obvious. but that's the point. if you read #between the lines and pay attention to the subtext then it becomes the only logical conclusion. it's not going to be In Your Face obvious #that's the POOOOOOOOIIIIIIINT #the idea that if it's not explicitly stated outright then it's not there is just. annoying and literally not how this show works ever #a bi m*ke reading recognizes the subtext without acknowledging the fact that the whole liking girls facade is just that. a facade. #and that mike's queerness being invisible and his generally being constantly dismissed and invalidated is a HUGE part of his character #i DO think they'll make it more explicitly clear in s5 but. it IS already there if you look closely enough and don't ignore things #that don't fit into your existing perspective #anyway this post is for marianne who said it was time for gay/bi mlke discourse again #harbinger of the discourse cycle. hi #(jk don’t make discourse out of this im kidding it’s not serious) #(i mean the 'bi m*ke totally makes sense' takes never stop it's just that whenever people refute them everyone cries discourse) #(don't do that) #mikesbasementbeets posts #mike wheeler

[natjennie]

wait actually the "we should totally just stab caesar!" is really poignant and sad. and perfectly represents that aspect of adolescent female friendships like.... mean girls is so fucking good I will stand by mean girls for the rest of my life.

#we should totally just stab caesar #'nice wig janet whats it made of' 'your moms chest hair!' #'is your muffin buttered. would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin' #'on october third he asked me what day it was' 'what day is it' 'its october third' #im not being facetious. some of the best writing in cinematic history #absolute masterpiece im 100% serious #mean girls

[lilacevans]

a heads up:

i have a hospital appointment tomorrow that requires me to be sedated for the two procedures i’ll be having. due to that, i may be out of commission tomorrow. i’m pretty good at handling it and i’m not usually needing a sleep after but the last time i had sedation regularly was 2 years ago and i have a feeling it’s gonna knock me out proper🤣.

#it’s nothing serious #just two camera’s #i’ll be totally fine just worried about being a lil loopy #will let you guys know the outcome if they’re able to tell me or if they find anything #basically mah stomach ain’t working like it should #and we have to find out why #although im pretty sure i know why

[bunnakit]

reminder I have the tag #userbunn tracked and you should always tag me in every silly or unsilly thing you wanna show me or want me to rb or whatever.

PLEASE tag me in your fics, your gifsets, literally all of you. I love seeing what everyone has made and so many of you have been SO unbelievably sweet about my fics and gifsets and I want to show you that same love

(enjoy this incredibly phayatharn coded meme I've had saved in my phone for over a year)

#PLEASE IM SO SERIOUS #i totally get being shy but pls i am only full of love and praise #they overstuffed me with it at build a bunn #pls feel free to reblog #the sign #the sign the series #phayatharn

[mintedwitcher]

Listen. As funny as jealous!Eddie would be. I really just need this man to be dumb for once. He's been so smart and emotionally stable since being therapised, I need him to lose possession of the sole braincell just for this episode okay. Just for once.

I need him to genuinely Not Get that Buck and Tommy are on a date. I need him to be utterly and completely oblivious to the point of foolishness. I need him to be so happy about how his best friend and his new friend have made up and now they're friends too, so all three of them can do friend activities together.

And when Buck comes out to him, I need him to be happy and supportive. And then I need him to go home and break up with his girlfriend because if I have to look at her psycho serial killer grin one more fucking time I'll--

Just once, 911, just once. Let Buck hold the braincell. Let Eddie be the dumbass we all know he can be. #HimboEddie2024

#911 speculation #this is not serious #well. okay im like 80% serious #basically i dont want two back to back jealousy episodes ok #give us some humour in the form of eddie being a total dumbass #911 abc

[mchi22]

my brother just came home from a lesson and mentioned a kid named gabriel and i went "isnt that the guy from ultrakill" internally. i dont play ultrakill. ive never even watched a video about it. youre the only person i follow who posts about ultrakill. what have you done

HEHEHEHEHE MY EVIL INFLUENCE...... MY POWER GROWS !!!!

#you should totally play ultrakill btw. smiles sooo sweetly at you #theres a demo and if u like it i will literally buy the full game for you im being dead serious add me on steam my name is 'mchi (-:' #ask #original post tag

[machinedramon]

Sometimes the world is a verrrrrry cruel place and gives your identical twin brother more sex appeal than you.

#submas #nimbasa trio #this is absolutely a silly thing not to be taken seriously #emmet is totally not being serious he's just griefing his brother #shippers dni #bc im sure this can be completely misread #also elesa's comment is kind of a reflection of my own experience with twins #ive known a couple of sets and when im not looking at them my brain makes them look different bc theyre always very different people #and then i see them again and its like wait. wait. you two arent supposed to look the same. #but yeah accept my offering of shitty art

[cptnghoulowl]

Wouldn't it be cool if we got lesbians in sk8 season 2

#sk8 the infinity #seriously im being 100% serious #like 2 or more lesbians join the main cast #for fun you know #diversity and all that but like #consider #a lesbian just there to laugh and scoff at renga pining #and laugh loudly at matchablossom at every opportunity #also like one nb character could be cool #like they're just there #watching everything #im insane Im absolutely and totally insane

[sailormaya]

attention all aromantic people: please describe for me what being aromantic means to you / feels like for you. i identify as aromantic but i feel like it's different than a lot of what i see on the internet so would you be so kind as to share your perspective please. thank you.

#im being totally serious here btw im just having a bit of an identity crisis #aromantic

[bestillmyslashyheart]

As a non-European I thoroughly enjoy Eurovision season

A sea of incomprehensible but very passionate posts with very little context. And as a bonus, whatever context there is only makes it worse

What's not to love?

#eurovision #im being totally serious btw #i love it

[blushinggoku]

Been watching some dbs related videos and I'm sosoo glad I gave up on that anime because oh my god the story gets worse with every arc. Wtf are they even doing anymore

#watched a vid summarizing the granolah arc and literally genuinely what was that #my favorite part was when frieza showed up outta nowhere with a new form he'd cultivated #in a alternate dimension that distorts time in a similar way that the room of space and time does #proceeded to one hit kill the big bad of the week. knock out goku and vegeta for shits and giggles and then dip #hilarious #but it was meant to be totally serious and to show that frieza's totallyyyy a threat again guys for real lets goo round 3 #and that was literally the most interesting part of the arc #Im so mad about the fucking bardock retcon #but not about the hypothetical wish he made. I remember reading somewhere that the English translation of the manga was incorrect #and ik a lot of people argue that the wish he made just retconned the whole message of dragon ball #but thats based on the English version of the manga #also speaking of bardock and retcons related to him Im still livid over the fact that they changed goku's origin story #to be an almost exact ripoff of superman's #and they retconned the start of the saiyan arc with that too #radirz said goku was sent to earth to destroy it as a baby. but now goku was sent to earth on purpose to save his life? #bullshit. I call bullshit #man Im sorry that most of my original posts so far have related to me bitching about Super #I want to engage with dragon ball contentbso bad but how can I when mostly everything is about Super now? #can't even read a good fanfic without goku's character being bastardized and infantalized the way it is in Super #literally fouvd my dream fic the other day but it got ruined 12 chapters in because the writer had started watching super #and completely changed the plit of the fic and goku's character to fit into the world where super resides and it made me want to eat glass #I will be more funny and talk about better dbz related stuff soon I prommy <3 #star scrambles

[rainyjackalope]

btw i will make a sona for myself based on your favorite animal but you have to draw yourself as a jackalope in return

im dead serious

you can be a bunny or a hare, doesn't matter. look up different breeds and species and colors if you want and then give them some kind of horns or antlers (wolpertingers are also fine but they have to be rabbit/hare based it's the rules.) it can also be a hybrid in general and not have strictly rabbit features, i dont wanna limit people too much

my conditions are i wont do bugs for mine (unless its a moth!) i like bugs but i rly dont like looking at photos of some kinds too much and some bugs are too intricate for me to do justice for comfortably in anthro form. i havent practiced that enough also: no open species type things. actual animals or general cryptids please i don't get into open species stuff at all

#fish are totally fine tho i love fish anthros and want to draw them more #im SO SERIOUS reply with an animal and ill start scheming #i love making 50000 sonas #i already have fursonas of: jackalope bunny chicken dragon(x2) lion #so i wont do those again #you havent seen my lion sona because hes in design hell and im taking him very seriously but he exists and i dont want a second one asdjhgd #i will not be hounding you for your “half” its not a concrete agreement as much as “if you do it I'd LOVE to see and think it was cool” #mine might take a while bc I get hung up on designs and have a lot of work to do otherwise so art isnt being done a lot but- #-i promise to think on it and give it a few rough sketches if nothing else unless I somehow get attacked with 100 ideas (but I doubt that) #and if you do make a jackalope even if you never use it again/pass the design on to someone else you should tag me or send it to me #I love seeing them :) #rainy rambles #if nobunny takes me up on this thats ok i just thought it was a fun idea

[pikbro]

what if we kissed in freddy fazbears mega pizzaplex

#flora not being a glamrock is retconned bc whenever i imagine her interacting with anyone the setting is the pizzaplex so. boowomp #im not really into glamrock fronnie but ill make it work #anyways idk if flora and ivory would be 100% serious gfs but they definitely do like eachother and kiss sometimes #realistically i cant even make them canon bc ivory dies in 2007 and security breach takes place in like. 2060 or some bullshit #but if we disregard that theyre totally in love or whatever #btw flora is lesbian and ivory is unlabeled/sapphic. she doesnt know exactly what she is but she knows she likes girls LOL! #her parents and glamrock freddy r very supportive of them #anyways rambling over sorry for posting this at like almost 3 am #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #security breach #fnac #five nights at candys #fnaf oc #☆ my art #☆ my ocs

[variousqueerthings]

the fun of having put out the "bj's moustache is gay culture" post while also headcanoning first and foremost that whatever bj is, it's not actually gay but something way funnier and more fucked up

#what im saying is that hawkeye is sometimes bj's wife but not in a gay way #it's the opposite in a way of how frank burns desires hawkeye carnally and is so mad about it being really gay #and that hawkeye is queer in a gender and a sexuality way that means he can slide into whatever mold someone else desires #and margaret is a transmasc who will give herself that crew cut when she's in her 60s #and everyone will mistake her for a lesbian but actually she's gay for men #but hawkeye can be a girl for her if he wants #bj and frank both represent the lie of the american dream but in different ways #(that is they both went to war on a promise about smthinsmthin american duty masculinity etc) #but while I'm absolutely on the frank is gay choo choo train #idk with bj it just seems a bit boring as a read to end it there imo #especially as it's generally agreed upon that his character was so broadly written #i prefer to play in that broadness personally but hey if u wanna tag that post as gay bj i get where that comes from #ilke yeah for sure the moustache is gay culture - 70s gay culture #also tbh to get serious for a sec it was very weird getting into the mash fandom while this whole thing was going on #and i think it kept me from getting totally into it from the first jump - lot of judgement on headcanons #lot of *this is all of fandoms opinion on xy thing and if you say something different you're wrong* #lot of treating headcanons and meta as serious discussion pieces rather than just... engaging with a piece of fiction #(this not about analysing outdated elements of the show am talking the character and not-so-serious meta) #all of this to say: pls dont be weird on this post they're called headcanons for a reason #it's 2pm and i am pulling an all-nighter to hit a deadline #we're feeling fragile gents

[simptasia]

mum and i were almost not able to buy our house because a real estate lawyer heard us casually say i'm autistic and alarm bells went off in her head, because she believed that meant i wasn't mentally capable of understanding what i was signing up for

#and she demanded a doctors note. which not how any of this works #theres no policy that works like that AND gps are not the people who are like #''yup this person sure is a person alright'' #she just had heaps of prejudice and she let it affect her job #so a lady from one of those places that advocates for ND and disabled people tore her apart #she lost the 4000 dollars she was gonna be paid. and she got fired #and everybody else from that company that we spoke to was either appalled or pretending to be appalled about this #either way it worked out #i was so upset at the time because it was literally a week before it was time to move??? #and i was so afraid of us losing all our progress #plus. yeah i was hurt by the insinuations and the attempted disrespect to my agency #also even if i was cognitively disabled... i think cognitively disabled people deserve to own houses too #i was a fucking adult and i managed to get to every gosh forsaken appointment to sign forms #and then do it all again because what i was signing didn't match what was on my birth certificate! #...not my fault - turns out the nurse wrote my fucking name wrong #anyways. i was exhausted but i did it damn it. so that bitch trying to rob us of our home??? fuck her #6 years later and the house is now 100% mine instead of 50% #and im gonna assume that bitch never got a job in real estate again #she was totally cool with me until she heard the word ''autistic'' #and clearly pictured somebody... how do i put this... somebody with vacant eyes who smacks the side of their head when they're upset #not a bad thing by the way! hell i've been that flavour of autistic plenty of times. we contain multitudes!!!! #don't mean we don't deserve to own property. we live in a society!!! let us be a part of it #but yeah that was the most serious case of me being dehumanized due to what i am

[todayisafridaynight]

I saw the "#is there yaoi in the arakawa family" tag basically right as it popped up in the notes and was also left completely dead on the pavement, but honestly? As someone who is wholly and irrevocably AraSawa-pilled (whether said pill is red or blue in color is up to interpretation...), it's objectively SO much funnier if they're just Like That. I love your comics on the topic!

There's also some element of this post I saw earlier I think, divorced from the sexual context since it's not really relevant to what I want to talk about (you'll just have to bear with me there I guess lol, can't help what the post says). It's also still pretty melodramatic applied to them (even for me) when it chiefly is just. Hilarious. But what I'm trying to say is that, taking a more serious approach, "unresolved potential" is such a compelling and central recurring beat here, so what's one more instance?

I guess that post kind of presupposes that there is or could be yaoi, but I think it's kind of like. The concept of "yuri of absence." But with dads. Like that's along the lines of the emotion things like the pair of armchairs on the second floor of Jo's office evokes in me. Honestly I think this particular ask is probably one of the least intelligible I've sent and I'll probably regret it. But. It's. They're married. But they're not. But They're Married. BUT THEY'RE NOT. But th

after meeting with The Arakawa Family Council the verdict i bring to everyone today on Is There Yaoi In The Arakawa Family is:

Well,

#fave #snap chats #OK BUT NO I FEEL LIKE I AGREE TOTALLY #like it really is... indescribable.... like what's going on here... because it's definitely something..... but not THAT but???? #yeah they're married but i don't think they know that. #like its different from the married/divorced energy between kashiwagi and kazama yk what i mean #it's like. when hummingbirds co-evolve with flowers right. #like they just ACCIDENTALLY co-exist perfectly with each other after being around each other so long #like it infinitely is better if its just limbo situation where its like. What Do We Even Label This As. Should We. Do We. #cause again it's infinitely funnier if this all happens and they arent the slightest bit aware #desperately need a montage of arakawa and jo just being in really domestic situations together #but like. with the most This Isn't Anything Serious energy right #like ichi running into the office and jo and arakawa are just having a cute lil candlelit dinner #and ichi just Oh Is This Like... A Thing... but neither of them blink arakawa just wanna know what ichi wants like :)? #thank you for enjoying my comics on the idea though it's really fun walking the line between Being Serious and just Being Silly #i need to make more... but im so busy.... ill just rotate them in my head for now #ill just rb my old faves on the idea lmao #like its funny to toe being For Real bout it if not so i can make more silly slice of life manga parodies #i think itd just be funny if jo experiences human emotion for the first time and its in the most awkward situation imaginable #yk. the drama of it all its so goofy #ohhh but i dont wanna write my silly essay about them.. not now anyway... i do enjoy them immensely tho. #in case that wasn't evident. i'll ramble about them in another post of mine im sure :) #but yes thank you for your input i was hoping you'd come around LMAO i needed that peer review #and im glad- as per usual- we came to the same conclusion. We Don't Know. #edit: in review as it turns out its not old man yaoi its old man yuri. thats my final answer im locking it in