#Im so ready for Part 6!

[nervouslywaitingforlife]

I am ready to be hurt again.

#I saw the new in dec for jp twst and im not ready for ch.6 #ahhhh #so what is sebek night armour hello?? #hi what :) #twst #twisted wonderland #i planned in advance for this as i speculated that the next part of book 7 would be out in dec

[kiragenta]

He dares you to beat his high scores-

#idia shroud #twst fanart #twst #twisted wonderland #twst idia #my art #myart #idia #im so ready to play all the mini games- #he is not the only gamer at nrc aklsjdla #i will play every single game and take over idia's highscores- #i wasnt sure how i wanted to shade his blue firey hair at first but im content with how it turned out #finished this just in time for book 6 part 2 to drop-

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#its crazy how much easier it is to do things when youre not completely miserable lol #this past week has been weird bc ive felt really really good and like normal in a way thats kinds unfathomable #im hoping its the medication but my mood was already on an upward tilt and i was told it would take like 6 weeks for the meds to work #property but like ive been sleeping way more than usual. and by that i literally just mean 8hrs a night lol which is weird for me #like that never ever ever happens multiple days in a row. so idk. when i feel better it makes the 0cd way easier to manage as well #and im just generally not as anxious. on the more worrisome side i kinda just give less of a fuck so like i have an exam im not ready for #Tuesday and im just kinda like hm fuck that lol. ill go thru lil fluctuations of having a lot of energy too #like: i could run around in circles rn. i dont have to but i could. like yesterday i was out with friends and i was like bouncing up and #down while standing and rocking from side to side while sitting. which i kinda do anyway while in crowds but it was more to expend energy #last night i also got like 5hrs of sleep. so like maaaaybe ive been on the bleeding edge of mood elevation but for the most part it just #feels good and not destructive. like if i felt like this all the time that would b fantastic. its like oh so this is y ppl dont long to b #put out of their misery lol. depression? who? i dont kno her. sounds fake. but as soon as i fucking say that ill b fucking slapped back #down to earth. ugh. annoying. no emotional object permanence. i hope its the meds. if this is the person i am under layers of misery then #that is fucking so insane. we shall see. im curious to hear what the psychiatrist thinks of my brain when i follow up with her #i gave her my full dys1exia assessment which gives a pretty good picture of how my head functions. oh fuck i bet i would do waaaayyy better #on thise test if i took it in this state of mind. but anyway she has that on top of like 3 assessment sheets i filled out #dispite everything i still want someone to categorize me into a discreet box. tell me doc. am i really bip0lar? really really? #ur sure??? like 1000% sure bc my brain wont let me accept that unless its beyond a reasonable doubt. i just doesn't seem that serious. #i mean. it is but like ya kno. its not that bad. ay. this glob of mush behind my eyes runs me in circles #but for now thats ok bc i feel like i could run up a mountain or punch someone in the face lol #unrelated

[kirishwima]

Bet on me, baby - An Obey me SMAU

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Summary: When you're paired up with the most notorious of the seven 'demon' brothers known all across your univeristy campus for a project, you can't begin to fathom what fate has in store for you. Will you be able to deal with the whirlpool that is Mammon, or will you drown in the current?

[aka, because I'm bad at summaries: a Mammon x GN Reader university AU!]

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Masterlist:

Part One - The Fall

Part Two - Uh, Rude?

Part 3 - Red cheeks and hangovers

Part 4 - Redemption

Part 5 - (TBC)

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#obey me #obey me x reader #obey me text au #mammon smau #mammon x reader #obey me smau #idk how long this will be lol so far i got two parts almost ready but im estimating 5-6 parts maybe more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ stay tuned! #will upload the first chapter as sooon as the masterlist is out ❤️ #and ignore the title i have spent all day trying to think of one and ending up blank 💀 #ALSO idk how yall do those cute banners ok this is all i could do on my phone

[the-warmesthello]

barb

putting a tw at the beginning of this because i probably should. tw for religious trauma (including some mormon terminology), mention of fungi, homophobia (including derogatory use of the word queer), dysfunctional parenting, grief/mourning, alcoholism, bad mental health times all round, some tough parts of the therapeutic process

really i didn't expect this to get heavy part way through so if you want to skip the worst bit (aftermath of the banana incident), it's most of the next rb. :)

(btw i am nevermo, correct me if i got something wrong)

born on the 21st of december, 1934 in provo, utah

was raised in the latter day saints

had a keen interest in chemistry from the time she could express it, but because sciences were discouraged for the girls in her family, learned mostly about the science in domestic work

amazing baker, had the exact ratios for each ingredient memorised by the time she started school

became fascinated by fermentation and saw the scoby and starters as her pets, watching them make bubbles for hours on end

learned the old burning-things-with-a-magnifying-glass trick, but only used it for leaves because the ants didn't deserve that

one time when she was 6, she made chloroform out of cleaning chemicals, put it in a glass bottle, and smashed it in front of her bullies to see what would happen

(she got in trouble for that)

(worth it)

just before school started, her parents noticed that she would always hold books very close to her face, amongst other things, and when they took her to the doctor she became the proud owner of some incredibly nifty glasses, if she did say so herself

only had one friend in school, alma merrill, who she thought was kind and funny and beautiful and...

just the greatest

even though she didn't understand what barb meant when she talked about exothermic reactions, she'd still sit there and nod along, and she had so many exciting things to say in return even though it wasn't what barb usually liked

when she grew up, she wanted her husband to be just like alma

when they were 13, alma was told to stay away from her because she was 'queer, and not only in the loony way' (neither barb nor alma could figure out what that meant)

after that, she focused most of her time on her studies, which her parents were now suddenly encouraging of

("at least it'll keep her away from sin," she heard her parents whisper when they thought she wasn't there)

graduated high school at 15, youngest ever at her school

brigham young university wouldn't let her in until she was 16, so she took a gap year

she was told to stay on the property except for church, but as long as she did her chores and continued to learn household management, she was allowed to do whatever she wanted

she took this opportunity to study mechanical engineering, watching her father teach her brothers how to fix the mower then reading about engine torque

she knew that her ideas on how to make it go faster wouldn't be listened to, so she told her younger brother, isaiah, what to say and let him take the credit

he needed the praise, but it still hurt

but it was overshadowed by how good it felt to be right when her idea worked

at university, she was a bit too young to participate in the whole courtship thing that made up the backbone of social life there

she couldn't understand why her peers would choose to do all that for just some guy, but maybe she just wasn't old enough yet

graduated an accelerated course, a bs in applied physics with a minor in biochemistry, in 1954 at 19 years old

immediately applied for work in the military for the travel benefits

worked her way up very quickly since the need for chemical and nuclear weapons was increasing and they needed an innovative mind

at first it was weird, the way things were so different outside the church, but eventually she came around to the office culture of relaxed chatting over coffee while on break

and huh, come to think of it, the people she met were all different, and most of them seemed like pretty decent people to her

there wasn't an exact moment that cracked her belief, more just an increasing awareness of her own cognitive dissonance

and when she was invited to come back to provo for her endowment, she didn't respond

in late 1955, she got an offer from the a.s.s. to join their equipment development program for field agents where she would get full reign over what she did, and how could she say no to that?

and, ok, so there's this one guy, right? he's a field agent, his name is curt, and he's infuriating, but very conventionally attractive, and you know, theoretically, it wouldn't be awful to date him

is this what a crush is?

she thinks this is probably what a crush is

it takes a lot of work to feel this way, but she's pretty sure that she could be, no, is attracted to him

and she gets to be the one to supervise him on missions!!

but the issue is that curt has this friend and they're always together

if she wants to date this guy, she has to find some alone time, so she has to get rid of the friend

however... this guy, curt's friend, he's shockingly competent at his job, and he stops curt from dying constantly

plus, he's nice to barb, even if it's in that weird stiff british way all the mi6 guys seem to be

and one day, when she's briefing them on a tool neither of them have ever used before (of course they haven't, barb invented it herself), this friend, who's been staring behind her the entire time, says 'why don't you make the handle smaller? that way it's not as bulky and makes it easier to press the buttons on the right in a combat situation'

and oh.

the answer was that simple.

from then on, he stops being known as 'curt's friend (british)' and starts being 'owen (my best friend)'

they become each others' sounding boards, each of them dumping all their ideas out and talking through it with each other

barb knows how all the technical stuff for how her inventions work, but owen is detached enough to not overthink it and just state the obvious that she forgot

owen is continually formulating arguments and debates; why he should get a raise, why his partner (who barb still hasn't met yet, she hopes she'll get to meet her some day) should consider his point of view in conversation before going off on a tangent about something that wasn't even what he suggested, why whatever politics going on in england actually does affect his siblings, etc.

picking apart his arguments and playing the devil's advocate is one of barb's favourite things

curt is an unwilling participant in this little club of theirs, and often provides what she assumes he thinks is comedic relief

and for the first time, barb is content with how things are going for her

#yeah i did switch the tenses around to show how connected to that part of her life she was #thank u for not noticing like i did until after when i realised that's what i did #sorry about heavenly father-dropping i usually censor g.d but i know barb wouldnt so #also lmaoooo i wrote enough that the typing started lagging #update on the lag: tumblr forced me to make this in multiple sections so the rest of this will be ready when its ready #oof this took almost 6 months and im finally done now #barb #headcanons #im right #spies are forever #tin can bros #barb larvernor

[suntails]

book 6 drops tmrw. who prepared

#ive been prepping my whole LIFE for this. battle strategizing is my lifeblood ive been so excited for book 6 u dont understand #i have enough books/tokens/money to max at least 2 ssr spells all the way from lvl1 rn so i can up some magic if i need to #but id rather not invest in a card that isnt part of my usual teams so we shall see <3 book 6 get fucking ready for me #twst makes me silly #only one im nervous abt is azurido team but we shall see. i have bday lilia rn for power but if its ugly i can try club lilia instead

[athanoraa]

Time is speeding up!

it's already wednesday for me so that means 1 day left to Stone Ocean's ending!! i am absolutely not ready

#jjba #jjba part 6 #stone ocean #kujo jolyne #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo fanart #this is coming from someone who read beserk #i am NOT prepared. im not ready #jojo has seen me through the literal worst year of my life (a levels) #and im not ready to let that go #i KNOW there's part 7 and 8 and 9 #but they happen in a parallel universe #so YEAH jonathan's back and all #but he's not MY jonathan #you know? #im just. not ready #psst click for better quality

[astranauticus]

yknow sometimes i feel like. if fandom was a kindergarten playground i've been spending the past several years just sitting in a corner of the sandbox by myself making my little sand sculptures just for myself to look at and maybe there are other kids who come by to take a peek every once in a while but mostly its just me and my shitty little sand sculptures

and now suddenly i've gotten a lot better at my sand sculptures and the playground is a lot smaller and so there are people who know that im good at making sand sculptures and specifically come by to my corner of the sandbox because they like my sand sculptures and sometimes those people are teachers who walk past and give a thumbs up and tell the other kids to come look and its so. new and cool and exciting but also its so different from anything i've experienced before and im not saying thats bad its just. a lot to get used to. im still not that good at playing with the other kids and i still hate having others be around to watch me make stuff because i've never had that before and i have no idea how to.. do.. a lot of this. but it's okay. i'll learn.

#asto speaks #some thoughts ive been spinning in my head for a while because i would not trade this new community for anything in the world #its just..... im not good at Human Interaction sometimes so i have to figure some stuff out is all #for what its worth a big part of it is also that i have very very few people irl to share art related stuff with #the only people i know irl who know i draw is like... a handful of very close friends who dont.. tend? to be in the same fandoms as me #i mean its also why i love the community a lot because ive gotten more validation for my art in the past few months than the past #what 20 years of my life. 6 years of drawing #but its also like. *creation* has always been something intensely personal for me because ive gotten so used to holding anything i create #incredibly close to my chest. so to speak #which is why i dont post wips. or share a lot of my ideas both because im not much of an ideas person anyway but also like #anything i make has to be neatly wrapped up and packaged before i show it to anyone. idk #im an amoeba and anything i create is just a part of my cytoplasm until im absolutely 100% ready to wrap it up in a vacuole and export it #until then i aint showing you shit. im not giving other people access to my cytoplasm thats my whole ass innards right there

[ofmd-alsaurus]

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#i am crashing so hard today lmao i was up until 2am after watching the episodes and feeding the baby #then baby woke up at 4. hand to wife go back to sleep. baby woke up again at 6. and then i was up. #and then i had the worlds most boring meeting from 8 to 9. this is usually when i would be getting the kids ready for the day #so instead my wife did all of it while i was in worlds most boring meeting #then at 10am. i had to be part of a panel interview for a new engineer #someone to help ME with MY work! #but the interview was a live coding session conducted by staff+ level developers. NOT automation engineers #and they were so fucking hard on this poor guy omg. this guy whose resume is fucking perfect #he seemed so nice too. and he did his best #but even a fulltime ios engineer would struggle to implement such a data structure #its totally unreasonable to expect it of an automation engineer #and i had to be on the side in our chat trying to defend this guy like. look. i wouldnt be able to do this either #and for my interview i didnt have to! i wrote unit tests for that data structure which was already implemented #they seemed surprised and asked who did my interview. like holy shit you guys didnt even check? #you didnt even think to yourself 'i wonder if the automation engineers use different interview problems'????? omg #anyway i didnt mean to vent so much about that but #im just saying. my dopamine is all fucked up today lmao i'm struggling y'all

[majorproblems77]

It's WIP Wednesday!

Now I've got something for you guys from Unravelling today.

As a treat :)

A quick heads up!

It's taking me a tad longer than I'd like to get the main plot point down, I'm having this thing where i get an idea down. But can't get it flowing right. So This chapter may take a little longer to get out. But I shall endeavour to finish it as soon as possible. Because WHO BOY..

It's a DOOOOOZY!

I'm very excited for you to see it!

Just in case people want to go into the next chapter blind I'll put it under a Cut, however. It's from right at the start of chapter 9. So you should be all right to look at it!

“Tempest.” Warriors didn’t move, he didn’t turn to him, he stood next to the sailor. Sword in his hand. His eyes scanned the storm ahead of him, watching shards of ice fall. If you looked you could see the plan formulating in his head. As trained eyes scanned. “Yeah?” Wind responded, looking over to the right-hand side. The clearer of the two paths was left to him. A clear shot if he circled for a moment before approaching Sky from the back. “Remember your strengths.” Warriors turned to him, kneeling for just a moment, the wind whipping his hair to one side as his Scarf followed it. Azure blue eyes searched his, a smile ghosting his face after a moment.  “You can do this.”

#linked universe #writing #linkeduniverse #ao3 #creative writing #linked universe fanfic #lu warriors #lu wind #wip #current wip #wip wednesday #Im so excited writing this chapter #But ive rewritten parts like 6 times #Actually doing a 7th tonight lmao #Some one remind me i need to update the tags again #Who will spot the big change first i wonder? #You aint ready #You think you are but you aint #You'll be scared #I'm scared and im the one writing it #Have fun figuring that cryptic one out :)

[milf-harrington]

guys i look good as fuck tonight

#i love getting dressed up bc i rarely do lmao #the only thing im worried about is the whole Being Trans and Wearing Makeup part of the outfit #but im not worried-worried just a little 'ah fuck hope no one takes this as an excuse to misgender me' yknow? #which even that isnt that big of a worry bc its not like my family are assholes (not all of them anyway) it's just the. uh. #'struggling to understand it' part of it? like i wanna be called a guy but i rock up to a family dinner in a floor-length skirt #or im standing there in red lipstick and my cousins will still correct my pronouns to 'him' #and my uncles really not an asshole he's just got that mindset #but it IS a stevie kind of night so maybe it won't affect me as much if it does happen #me saying 'night' lke its not 4 in the afternoon #i dont have to be anywhere until 6 but i prefer being ready too early than too late #anyway yeah i look so good but you're gonna have to trust me on that bc i don't have photos (yet) #captain speaks

[orcelito]

also yes, even while im actively trying to get myself to work on writing my goddamned program, my brain still wants to work on my fic

#speculation nation #im not allowed to write fanfic rn which my brain is taking to mean i should do Planning instead #insufferable. absolutely insufferable. #ive opened the application though. gotta fetch my prior server code to build off of. #i just need to add threading to it to support more than one client at once. have it accept input that will be used in if statements #to see if it's the raspberry pi or the user connecting. and from there i need to do the actual image transfer shit. #so three main parts. the good news is i wont have to do anything more than image transfer. the bad news is i have never actually done it b4 #i have 5 hours left before i have to get ready for work. and if absolutely necessary i'll have a bit more time afterwards. #but not much time. it's 6 am rn. i work 12-4. and the files are due at 5. so. #11 am is my ideal cut off. we'll see lol. #the hardest part of all of this is the fact that i wont be able to fucking test it. i'll just have to go off of whether it compiles. #make something that compiles and then pass it off to raspberry pi dude to test it. sorry dude Genuinely that u got stuck with me #cant help that my mental health took a nose dive the past 2 months lmao

[sybilvane]

I'm literally scheduling my tomorrow's breakdown. Nothing wrong with me.

#the thing is that i have classes until 3 pm and i can suppose there will be some time spent with friends because they definitely have some #thing in mind as a birthday surprise or whatever #i hope no tho #if no I'll cry from around 4 to 5 so i can go back to the boarding house and get ready for the 6:30 concert #if we do have that time together I'll have to push the breakdown for the night which is going to be hard because it's probably going to be #rainy but I'll have to cry outside #also i might as well just run away after my classes and go to the church which is really what i want to do so I'll probably just - #god forbid me from having a birthday #it's literally like 2 am and im so stressed already #and not to mention the academic part of the day AAAAAAA #rant #vent #really excited for the concert tho #wish i didn't tell anyone so i could go alone but i hope i could still get lost in the music

[piknim]

Dreams: quitting my job in a fuck you way after my vacation next week

#going away for a week #i just wanna no call no show but specifically on a day im one of the only people working my department #<333 #they changed my position so now im doing shit the specialists should be doing but ofc dont bc they dont do shit #and according to my manager im not doing it good enough and need to be retrained #LIKE YEAH IM GOING A LITTLE SLOW BUT ITS A LONG ASS LIST #im doing the thing where u call people and be like why haven't u picked up ur shit #oh u did 6 months ago #THEN WHY DID NO ONE TAKE IT OUT OF THE FUCKING SYSTEM RAHHH #literally no one has done it in over 6 months there was one from fucking may #theres 2 lists the first one was like 15 pages with roughly 20 customers that i have to call individually #or email the department if they dont have any info listed #and the manager thinks i havent been calling each customer.... and havent been making notes WHICH I HAVE #basically im so pissed im ready to quit like im literally just waiting for my week of free pay to go by and im ready 2 walk #she made a backhanded comment bc her and another manager took out 10k in an hour so imagine how much they could do in 3 days bc its taking #me so long #which is the part im pissed about #ill probably be okay once i get to talk to the other person roped into this bc she sent the email to them too #im so prepared to just walk out if she says anything rude in person i will just hand her my vest and gooo #theres a place here that apparently sucks to work for but they pay really good and pay weekly #and have good benefits #like their lowest position is 17 an hour #and its just retail #ill end my rant i think im at limit anyway

[club-prideguin]

Going insane bc i desperately want to talk abt my shapeshifter oc, but since them being a shapeshifter is supposed to be a secret (for Reasons) i actually cant do that without potentially spoiling that

#seb speaks #this is what i get for preferring to be so cagey about my ocs all the time. free psychological torture baybee /j #im kinda tempted to talk some abt the species said oc is a part of but also theres only so much i can say abt those guys w/o saying enough #for someone to connect the dots and be like 'hey wait a minute' #like. regardless of if the oc in question is someone that ive posted about here before or not (im not saying whether or not they are) #(as to not narrow it down bc no matter which i say it still would) #i still feel like saying too much abt it could accidentally reveal their identity and like. i dont want that lmao. #ive been super careful about it for a good while now so i dont want all that effort to go to waste before im ready to reveal it yknow? #speaking of ocs i have over 30 club pengy-related ones and meanwhile ive so far only talked about like. 6 on here. #i should probably get on that when i have a chance lmao

[norrizzandpia]

this is about oscar? part 3 but its freak by doja cat 🙏🏻

I fear y/n has released an entire album this time lol @golden-flora

The Album (OP81)

Summary: She’s done singles, one song at a time about her and Oscar’s sex life, but, now, she’s ready for a whole album.

Warnings: dirtiest one of the series, sexual discussions, Oscar being cocky

Note: THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE WHO IS OSCAR PIASTRI SERIES IS HERE EVERYONE!!!! Hope you like it, i added some new things. First, as you know, y/n releases an album here, but, also, at the end, instead of smau, it’s just a regular story abt them on a podcast 🤭

y/nnn Oscar, the album, out tonight with a track list of Freak, Agora Hills, Dick, and Pussy Poppin 🤭

Comments:

Mclarensgirly SHE NAMED THE WHOLE THING OSCAR IM FUCKING CRYING

F1fan2023 using a photo McLaren took is cray

- y/nnn say it with me everyone: he looks hot!

- Mclarensgirly he looks hot!

- ln4andop81 he looks hot!

- f1fan81 he looks hot!

landonorris plz. plz don’t release it. I’ve never felt terror like this in my entire life after seeing that track list

- y/nnn don’t you put your life on the line every weekend to drive a car?

- landonorris yes.

oscarpiastri anyone want to come to the listening party?

- Danielricciardo no.

- landonorris absolutely fucking not

- logansargeant YOU THINK IM GOING TO BE LISTENING TO THESE???

- y/nnn y’all are some fake ass bitches

oscarpiastri haha have fun everyone!!!

- ln4andop81 mans is enjoying himself

- oscarpiastri more than enjoying myself

- landonorris like I’ll literally kill you

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TWITTER

Mclarensgirly i would just like to say that this is the man all those songs are about

- ln4andop81 i mean she did say “tied him down to my queen bed” in freak so that pic does fit the sub allegations

- f1fan2023 she also said “love it when he hit and smack too” in agora hills

- Mclarensgirly also said “hold me down, when a hole need dick”

- f1fan81 also said “he want a quickie, let him lick me, then I started gasping. The way his tongue be going crazy, you wouldn’t imagine. I let him stick me, hair got frizzy, I might let him crash it”

- Mclarensgirly also said “He put that woo all down my throat until i started coughing.”

- ln4andop81 OKAY OKAY I GET IT 😭

- ln4andop81 but also like… lets talk abt it

- Mclarensgirly IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

- f1fan2023 “he like it when i bend it over and i arch my back. He tap me on my shoulders, i said ‘yeah, i like that’” YOURE KIDDING.

- ln4andop81 i envision that in my head at night

- Mclarensgirly oh?

- ln4andop81 moving on! “Pull the panties to the side, watch a movie and make it two. We just finished number one, but I’m ready for round two” YUM.MY.

- F1fan81 sometimes i wonder if I’m jealous of Oscar or jealous of y/n

- Mclarensgirly real.

- ln4andop81 we also need to talk about Dick bc she literally goes “i met the boy in the 6, but measurements wasn’t a six” UHHHHHHH

- f1fan2023 it baffles me that he’s packing that seriously

- ln4andop81 nothing baffles me when it comes to that boy now that y/n sang “When I made a little mess on it, he told me to clean my act up” BRUHHHH THATS FUCKING HOT AS SHIT

- Mclarensgirly “Skirt up, fuck in the backseat. Take that shirt off, baby, put it on me. Got me like ‘yeehow’, ride it like a horsey. Kinda like seesaw, up and down on the D, give it to him” McLaren’s kicking and crying rn bc they know they cant take their car back from Oscar after y/n confirmed they christened it

- f1fan2023 okay okay but can we talk about “suck a little dick in the bathroom” in agora hills (slay song btw i ate that shit up)

- ln4andop81 YEAH BC IM GOING TO NEED SOME MORE INFO THAN THAT. WHEN. WHERE. WHAT.

- F1fan81 i bet your ass it was in the mtc

- ln4andop81 or in the Australian Grand Prix paddock remember when no one could find him after the face was over and all he said he was with y/n? SHE HAD TO HAVE BEEN GIVING HIM CELEBRATORY HEAD

- Mclarensgirly honestly? They prob did it in both

- oscarpiastri mhm

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Oscar and Y/n sat next to each other on the soft sofa of the studio. They giggled with the podcast host as she said their introduction.

“Breaking the internet right now with their sex life, Oscar Piastri and Y/n Y/l/n! Hi, guys, welcome.” Samantha, the host, spoke to them.

Y/n and Oscar mumbled pleasantries, their legs squished together even with all the space to Y/n’s left. The woman was quick to getting into the topic of conversation, having already discussed boundaries with the couple before the cameras started rolling.

“So, Y/n, you’ve just released a small album that focuses mostly on Oscar and the things you two get up to in the bedroom. Were you ever nervous to share these songs with the world?”

Y/n nodded, “At first, yeah, all the way back when we started with 34+35, but it got easier once I saw the overwhelming support for it. I think the best part about releasing them is seeing the jokes that the fans make about Oscar and that side of him.”

Samantha smiled, “That leads me to my next question, Oscar, were you ever nervous to have people know about that side of you? Seeing as it was such a shocker.”

He laughed as he adjusted his position, throwing an arm around his girlfriend, “Um, well, I didn’t think it was that shocking. We didn’t expect people to go haywire over hearing that I lean more towards the dominant side. We kind of assumed people inferred that.”

Samantha’s jaw dropped, “Really?! Oh! I’ll be honest, I was quite surprised when I heard it.”

Y/n shook her head, “I don’t know, I guess the way Oscar is in front of cameras is drastically different from how he actually is. He’s still very soft spoken and quiet, but a bit more outgoing.”

Samantha nodded as she glanced over her next question, “Oscar, what’s your favorite song off this album?”

“Oh, I am so ready for this. Agora Hills.” He answered immediately, smiling proudly at the others in the room.

Y/n turned to look at him, “Really?! Why?!”

His head leaned from side to side, “Just, it’s more romantic? I mean, you talk about tying the knot alongside the sex stuff.”

Y/n and Samantha laugh at his comment, Samantha agreeing, “No, I see what you’re saying. Y/n, you do say you want to show him off multiple times throughout the song.”

“Because I do!” She exclaimed, leaning into her boyfriend lovingly.

He kissed her temple, listening intently to Samantha.

“Your interactions with the fans are hilarious. Do you guys look forward to fucking with them?”

“Hell yeah!” Oscar exclaimed, “Once I caught wind of the fact that they didn’t think I did shit in the bedroom, I became very obnoxious when rubbing what happens between Y/n and I in their faces.”

Y/n cooed jokingly, “Aw, Osc, was your masculinity damaged?”

He rolled his eyes at her, laughing at her dig and pushing her away softly. They came back together, though.

“Before we move on from this subject, I want to ask Y/n, was the over six inches comment really true?” Samantha eyed her as Y/n glanced beside her at Oscar, silently asking him if she could do what he knew she wanted to do.

He nodded at her, shaking his head lightly as she said, “A lady never kisses and tells.”

Silence passed as she raised her hands and aimed them around nine inches apart. Winking suggestively at the camera, the women in the room gasped.

“IS THAT NINE INCHES?!” Samantha screamed, causing all of them to fall into a fit of giggles.

Y/n brought the microphone to her mouth and whispered, “Oh, yeah, it is.”

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