#In other news: I like eggs

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me #and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it #eating drywall as we speak #you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST. #you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX #anyway. begon foul creature etc #i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you #we are going stratford this weekend very exciting #its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train #i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen #i am sure i will figure it out #also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg. #im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl #i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£ #i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u #anyway. im going to eat crackers now

[randomsufff]

Wake up QSMP enjoyers- new funny haha just dropped

W/ bonus post dryer Pepito b/c I felt bad they were the only one I didn’t get to draw

Originals under the cut

#hope no one has done this #like almost everything I’ve done recently- I’ve had this idea while ago but only just now had time to execute it #now with new eggs! #maybe I’ll do more later with all the other eggs :( #yes- the quality of the images were bad so I did redraw and recreate all the text and borders #oof #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp tallulah #qsmp chayanne #qsmp baghera #qsmp pomme #qsmp tubbo #qsmp sunny #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp dapper #qsmp foolish #qsmp leonarda #qsmp tina #qsmp empanada #qsmp fitmc #qsmp ramon #qsmp pac #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp roier #qsmp pepito #yes fit and Ramon are discussing fofoca

[haloberry]

Basically, what I got from my dash—

Sunny viewers: Loving life, excited for every moment with our beloved sassy daughter, our shining star!

Empanada viewers: Chill, also enjoying life, light angst but it got fixed quick.

Pepito viewers: Grieving, clawing at their screens, crying every moment bc it’s not Pepito’s fault, it’s not Pepito’s fault, it’s not Pepito’s fault it’s wrong place wrong time—

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp pepito #qsmp sunnysideup #qsmp empanada #new eggs #are pepito viewers okay? blink 3 time for help— #like im a Sunny viewer and we’re having the time of our life over here #and i check my feed to see the other eggs and y’all are in the trenches #ima have to tune into Roiers stream I guess lmao #edit: pepito has no pronouns so I change it to match accordingly!

[codgod]

at least we know who you are

#.png #qsmp #qsmp a1 #egg a1 #uuuh idk how to tag the other one #qsmp memories egg #child death #i normally don’t tag that for whatever reason #but i feel like maybe i should this time?? idk #also! memories has pink and green on their outfit #because i’m going with the vibe that they were intended for the new members #and most of them have either pink or green on their skins so. yea #very simple kinda scuffed outfit because i’m picturing them as a rush job like richas #they were just kinda shoved into whatever was lying around #and the feather is from their book and quill

[johnconstantinesdick]

I get the criticism of the Hunters of Artemis from a narrative perspective—it sucks that it essentially boots interesting female characters out of the story—but it always baffles me when people viciously hate Artemis for *checks notes* doing damage control.

Like. Thalia explicitly goes with Artemis to avoid the prophecy, and I definitely think that’s the reason Artemis tried so hard to get her to join—hell, you can view the hunters trying to recruit Annabeth as a way to get Thalia to join. And Bianca? You can’t convince me that Artemis didn’t guess there was something up there and react accordingly.

If Percy or Nico were even a little bit girl-adjacent you bet your ass she would be all over them to join. No one actually wants to risk the Great Prophecy happening, and Artemis is doing a hell of a lot more to stop it than anyone else.

#riordanverse #pjo #percy jackson #Artemis pjo #hunters of artemis #crack fic idea: Poseidon and Zeus have broken the oath several times before Thalia Jason and Percy. Artemis has just been hauling ass across #the country each time it happens. they have been so fucking lucky that their kids have been girl or girl-adjacent so far. #Artemis gets her info from Apollo (who gets pinged whenever a new potential prophecy child is born) #the hunters weren’t at westover to hunt thorn or even recruit Thalia. they were ACTUALLY there because Artemis got a text from her brother #like ‘lol the di angelo kids are out of the lotus hotel’ #and Artemis is like gods FUCKING damnit hades I thought we had an understanding #OTHER fic idea: Bianca joins the hunters in the 30s and Nico goes to the casino alone #OTHER OTHER fic idea: Artemis can tell people’s gender sometimes before they can and now she has to crack trans Percy’s egg before she turns #sixteen so she’ll agree to join the hunters and put the prophecy off once again. #anyway. this has been my defense of Artemis. #eli rambles #eli writes

[wiezumbeispiel]

Had an idea that was like. Well what if instead of crows glados had 3 baby porygons?? They’re kind of like birds. Kind of. Anyways all you need to know is that she loves them very much

#portal #portal 2 #glados #pokemon #porygon #they’re so cute…digital duckies #you can apparently breed porygon (with a ditto) despite them being genderless which is an oddity for these games #i had more that was going go go with this image but like ??? i don’t feel like spending more time on the idea even if it is cute #so I’ll just describe them to you: #basically atlas and p-body were sent to go find chell out on the surface #the reason being….glados cannot figure out how to hatch these eggs she’s like wtf i tried a heat lamp and everything what’s WRONG with them #chell who somehow has knowledge of pokemon says usually they’re huddled between other monsters to hatch #so she gets assigned the sitting-on-eggs job. because body heat lol #glados is super confused when they hatch she has never seen them before in her life. and her internal database has no informat #chell whips out a pokedex that tells them what a porygon is (how she got one i have no idea) #glados is thrilled about her new babies because they’re even deadlier and more dangerous than a regular burd #also yes the two of them end up taking care of the hatchlings together #also the blue one is named mr. chubbygon (: #2023 #digital

[fwern]

damn xenophobia on the qsmp goes crazy (screenshotted from Tallulahs book to Sunny)

#qsmp #qsmp sunny #qsmp tallulah #UHMMM /LH #SLASH HALF-JOKING #Ive mentioned my feelings on the focus of the original eggs having problems with the new eggs being that theyre “from��� purgatory #and the short of that is I just dont like it... I think thats a bad reason to not trust someone #I want one of the adults to TELL them thats not the right way to think about it #be scared. be wary. Dont trust new people immediately. DONT judge your fear based on where theyre from #other than this I think the book was amazingly written 11/10

[bluestempigeons]

BROODY

#hi :) #not pigeons #chickens #in other news: finally got a pyrite x rutabaga egg to develop!! #i suspect pyrite is a tiger grizzle and both of them are kinda wonky colors anyway #so i am curious what the baby looks like. have a local home lined up for the baby already if i do not end up keeping them #but whew. i was starting to think that rutabaga had gone infertile or something... #pyrite is just too big! miss football bird dashing my color breeding plans with her sheer mass

[moonlit-aura]

what if gaster keeps giving us eggs because idk it just fucking took kris ages to stop being clueless and crack theirs, and he's making fun of them across time and space for not realizing quicker because it was v obvious in hindsight. that's the secret that's all there is to it

(now with a companion doodle to vent out the insanity x)

#this is a joke #im not even gonna begin to try to understand whats up with the eggs #give up! that's my motto #deltarune #kris #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #gaster #ig that #undertale #is in here too #it's best if you ignore this post ive got like. a cold. im inhiherent besties #in other news i miss deltarune

[luck-of-the-drawings]

VIOLATOR!! DESECRATOR!! TURN AROUND AND MEET THE HATER!!

VEEERRRY HAPPY WITH WILLIAMS LIL SCARY ARC. HORROR MOVIE BOY. LIL ZOMBIE GUY. UNDEAD AND PIIIISSED OFF LIKE CMAAAHHHNNN I HOPE HE KEEPS THAT CHAINSAW FOREVER. IF YOURE UNDEAD CAN YOU STILL GET A NICOTINE ADDICTION? I SURE HOPE SO!

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd spoilers #william wisp #FIRST: IF YOU DONT PUT ROB ZOMBIE IN YOUR WILLIAM WISP PLAY LIST I KILL YOU. SECOND: BEHOLD MY EASTER EGGS. FIRST EASTER EGG IS THE CHAINSA #I WROTE CHAINSAW ON IT A BUNCH BC I DIDNT WANNA DRAW DETAILS. ALSO ITS FUNNY. SECOND EASTEREGG IS THE LOBOTOMY CORP HOODIE. #THIRD : HEY KIDS YOU WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY? QUOTE FROM HELLSING ABRIDGED. REMEMBER HELLSING ABRIDGED? YEAAAH YOU DO #OKay those are the easter eggs. also i hope william actually gets into smoking i think thats SO funny. also its cool as hell #like with the blue wisp fire n everything? COOOl as hell i hope he gets his leather jacket back too. REMEMBER KIDS! #smoking is COOL AS FUCK but also itll kill you so dont. if ur undead its fine though. #IN OTHER NEWS! williams 'need a hand?' bit was SO fuckin funny. like it didnt need to be that funny. I WISH I COULD ANIMATE THIS WHOLE SHOW #ITS SUCH A CLEAR CARTOON IN MY FOUL BRRRAAAAIIINNN!!!!!! SPEAKin o my foul brain i LOVE SWIRLS!! CAN U TELL??? #I LOVE DRAWIN WILLIAM WITH THE SQUARE/ROUND SPIRALS DEPENDING ON HIS MOOD. ESPECially in the black/white/grey arc #i draw him with only sharp spirals in that arc. the spirals soften once he chills out tho. YOULL SEE IN THE NEXT DRAWING I POST #guyyysss i love william so mmuuuuch i project all my middleschool gothness onto him and it makes me so happy #im sO GLAD I FIUCKIN FIGURED OUT HIS HAIR BTW. IT LOOKS SO GOOD NOW. LOOK AT ME IMPROOOVOEEE AAAAAIUURURUGHHRAAAUUGHHHHHHH

[trans-cuchulainn]

just saw a company advertising their stuff to buy to "tuck into [your kids'] easter basket"

is this..... a thing? is an easter basket a thing? are easter gifts beyond chocolate a thing? what

#growing up it was like. we'd get one easter egg from my parents and/or maybe a lindt bunny #any additional eggs came from school/brownies/other activities where we might be given one #but i know a lot of friends got multiple eggs. my parents just weren't really into that #the idea of an 'easter basket' is totally new to me though so i'm wondering if it's either regional or new

[bittybatarts]

fool that i was, thinking i was going to draw all FOUR of my auraboas... not happening this took forever

anyways i love them so so dearly i think i might end up with a lot of these.

#digital art #wip/sketch #dragon #flight rising #auraboa #this is my first hatchling. as an adult of course she's still a baby. i did gene her up fully though #i splurged to get both my eggs gened bc i loved how they looked so much #the other two were from a friend who has an account but doesnt play so she gave me hers. if oyu're seeing this hiiiii tyyyyy :3 #one of them is on hold bc i don't have enough gems to get one of their genes rn and the other i haven't figured out what to do with yet #they're green/mint and i like the colors but i haven't found a gene combo that i really like yet. tertiary is moss so its going unused #but of course. i adore the new breed. some of my favorite familiars are the buttersnakes and amphitheres what do you expect

[mataurin]

Eggtober updates 10/13-10/16!

#eggtober #eggtober2022 #we got TWO art history inspired eggs served up hot and ready on the menu this evening #the other two were eggs my gf wanted me to draw so :) #the only thing going through my head everyday as I draw a new egg is that tumblr poem #leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot I fry an egg #nothing up there but some oil sizzling in a hot p #sometimes I look at my dumb idiot little boy cat and I say out loud…. we’re not so different you and I #perhaps you look at me and also revel in the blankness behind my eyes #i digress #anyway it’s insane how people are always like hey draw a LOT and constantly and the same thing to improve :) #and I’m like whatever idiot until I see the improving quality of my eggs ://// #* #my art

[icewindandboringhorror]

I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol

#sculpture #ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything #into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol #items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on #anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom. #fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig. #I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft #WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet #but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm #but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets #at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal.. #anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe #The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside #that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue #and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them. #It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell #the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm #I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition #OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting #tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol

[guckies]

Someone said all tubbo does is put the eggs in danger since joining….

The eggs have free autonomy… the put themselves in the danger majority of the time… Eggs were literally created by the feds so realistically they could take them back at any time… The code is still about and has literally been beat multiple times by direct egg parents…

Tubbo just takes care of them when they show up…

#he fr does no illegal rule breaking when theyre around and people say they’re in danger like be fr and just say you dont watch him #qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp eggs #qsmp discourse #idk if it counts but i think im being a little petty in this so maybe #also they mention his spot should have gone to another female creator but are we gonna mention some of the other new players who dont log on

[personinthepalace]

Odd Squad agents in Tiny Time Travel and Dino Dana -> thanks to @serendertothesquad for the heads up!

#odd squad #tiny time travel #dino dana #odd squad pbs kids #odd squad gifs #edits in the palace #gifs in the palace #cameos #easter eggs #I learned so many new things today #I freaking watched ttt a few days ago and never noticed this cameo??? #and then I learn that there were os agents in dino dana too??? #AND there is a meta joke about the multiverse??? #TIM MCKEON JJ JOHNSON I JUST WANNA TALK #odd squad extended universe #if I had a nickel #for every time an odd squad creator had odd squad agents walking in the background of one of their other live action shows #I would have two nickels #like I knew about soundcheck existing in dino dana #but to have actual agents??? in both dino dana and tiny time travel #just WOW #also the odd squad leitmotif started playing in the background of the dino dana clip #THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING #just AHHHHH #SCREAMING