#Incorrect Aragorn quotes

[growingingreenwood]

Legolas: At home whenever I feel like everything's gone wrong, I think of something that I can still be thankful for.

Aragorn: No offense Legolas, but what on Arda could you possibly find to be thankful for during those times?

Legolas: The simple fact that Spiders don't fly :)

Gimli: I think that's the smartest thing you've ever said.

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[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

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[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

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[bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe]

I love the hair braiding trope, but there is some serious debate about whether it's dwarves who have the hair-braiding customs or elves, so I'm here to settle that once and for all.

Legolas, hoping they just seem friendly and doesn't know dwarves have the same hair customs: Hey Gimli, could I help with your hair?

Gimli, hoping he just seems friendly and doesn't know elves have the same hair customs: Uh, sure!

Aragorn, who knows that hair braiding is romantic for both elves and dwarves: ......... WHat

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[autistook]

LOTR + tumblr posts

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[braxix]

Aragorn: *Listening to the ground* Yes! That way!

Legolas: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.

Gimli: I have weird friends, but they're my friends and I wouldn't change them for the world.

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[achillyscomedown]

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[curufiin]

aragorn trying to listen to the dirt:

legolas being rejuvenated by smelling a tree:

gimli: what the hell is wrong with these two

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[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Ngl, obsessed with the idea that the questers know that legolas is, if not thousands of years, then centuries old, but it not regestering until he mentions having met their ancestor or a historical figure to them. It doesn’t help that legolas looks like a teenager.

Just like that scene with eowyn realizing aragorn is a legit grandpa but with legolas and the rest of the walkers instead.

Legolas: i never had the pleasure of having a conversation with the man, but from the brief glimpses of (insert boromir’s ancestor from 1000 years ago here) that i saw, he was an honorable man.

Boromir, bluescreening: yes, he was known as quite the chivalrous man. But for you to have met him you must be at least a thousand years old!

Legolas: *clicks tongue and doesn’t say anything with an amused smile*

Aragorn, who has gone through all these emotions already: older.

Gimli: Older?? Are you telling me that this beardless, pointy elf with a face of a teenager is, what? 2000?

Aragorn: more.

Gimli: MORE???

Merry: if he is close to 3000 years than he was probably born around the last war for the ring!

Legolas, enjoying this all immensely: i was old enough to fight in it actually.

Pippin: alright, so legolas is 3000 and a few centuries. That’s a lot older than i thought to be honest. He looked like the youngest elf in rivendale.

Legolas: i’m 4000, actually.

Gimli: GODDAMN IT! I knew we shouldn’t trust these babyfaced point ears! You can’t even tell their age!

Legolas: if it makes you feel better, other elves also have a hard time discerning the age of silvans. They’ve routinely thought of mine to be millenia younger that we actually are.

Boromir, having an existential crisis: what the fuck

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[meteors-lotr]

Healer: I'm sorry sir but we can only allow family in to see him at this point Aragorn: Bold of you to assume I won't legally adopt him right now Frodo, half asleep inside the hospital room: You tell 'em mom

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[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Legolas: I kissed Gimli.

Aragorn: Wow.

Aragorn: I owe Gandalf so much money.

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[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

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[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Gimli: As my good friend Aragorn once said… Gimli: Get fucked. Aragorn: I have never once said that, Gimli.

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[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

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[nihilizzzm]

lotr/the hobbit incorrect quotes

part 3, i do not intend to stop

*three hunters at night*

Legolas: i love you Gimli

Gimli: yeah, i love you too

*silence*

Legolas: we both love you as well, Estel

Aragorn: thanks, i was starting to feel left out

�� — — —

Bard: you know, i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake

Thranduil, stirring his coffee with passion: i PREFERE it with salt

— — — —

Pippin, excited: hey Boromir, we made you a friendship bracelet!

Merry, also excited: *showing boromir a very ugly, yet made with love bracelet*

Boromir: Yeah, you know… i’m not really jewellery person…

Pippin: oh… it’s okay…

Merry: it’s fine, you don’t have to wear it…

Boromir: No. I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.

— — — —

Legolas: whoops-

Aragorn: whoops? WHOOPS? We are far past the ‘whoops’ situation! ‘Whoops’ is but a distant speck in the review mirror! We are firmly in the ‘oh fuck’ territory and i expect you to ACT LIKE IT!!

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[torchwood-99]

Gandalf: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Aragorn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Gandalf: Death is a social construct.

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