“Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to do work.”
-Endeavour Morse (at university).
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Bright: Don’t worry, Fancy will be training you first.
Morse: Fancy will be training us??
Fancy: This day is BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! ThiS Day IS Bananas! B-A-N-A-!!!
Morse: *Taking a handful of paracetamol* I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.
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Incorrect Endeavour Quotes
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Jakes: So Morse, in trouble with Bright again are you? Someone else made a complaint have they?
Morse: Yes, because I was rude ... but I was rude to an idiot.
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Dabi : We’re out of eggs again!
Kurogiri : It’s okay, theres cereal.
Later
Dabi, throwing cheerio’s at Endeavours house : This sucks.
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[Lady Nagant taking/kidnapping Hawks from the Hero Commision AU]
Lady Nagant: Mr. Endeavour sir! Mr. Endeavour sir, please wait up!
Endeavour [pausing]: Ah, Lady Nagant, what can I do for you?
Lady Nagant: *pulling tiny baby Hawks from behind her back*
Lady Nagant: My baby brother/son/kidnap victim wants your autograph!
Baby Hawks: *grins with stars in his eyes while being held up like Simba*
Baby Hawks: You're so cool!
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Vigilante Izuku: I love all my children equally
Vigilante Izuku: However, Lucifurr did attempt to set endeavor on fire so.
Hitoshi: I'm sorry. Lucifurr did what!?
Vigilante Izuku: It was a good attempt and if it were anyone else it would have worked
Vigilante Dabi: Well he is certainly my favourite of the brood now!
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Solutions
Yuu: How do I deal with my enemies?
Malleus: End them.
Yuu:
Yuu:
Yuu: That’s a bit too extreme. I was hoping for a more... non-violent approach.
Malleus: End them only a little?
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Dabi coming back from death for the ninth time:
Dabi : I'm sorry not evrybody fits in the bad bitch genre
Enji : how you-
Dabi : IT'S A GENRE!! 💅
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“Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.”
-Endeavour Morse.
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Hawks: It’s probably not healthy to project and converse with a figment of my imagination
Endeavor doll: Nah
Hawks: You’re absolutely right
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Morse: I've been on my best behaviour all day long.
Thursday: You were specifically told "no fighting, no swearing and no drinking alcohol" and I caught you bashing this kid's head on the floor shouting "Don't touch my bloody beer!"
Morse: But he was disrespecting me.
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dabi: you made blue flowers grow in my lungs and although they’re beautiful, i can’t fucking breathe.
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All Might: I think Endeavor is in trouble.
Midoriya: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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