#Incorrect Fable Quotes

[heroine-of-albion]

Incorrect Fable Quote 099

Reaver, when Sparrow fights their way past his guards: "My God, I'm at war against a child!"

Reaver: "And I'm losing!"

#Incorrect Fable Quotes #Sourse: The Simpsons #Fable II #Fable 2 #Fable games #Fable #mine

[terrymelody]

Hero of Brightwall: here’s another one. What does ‘take out’ mean?

Eliot/Elise: Food

Ben Finn: Dating

Page: Murder

Reaver: All three if you’re not a coward

#fable 2 #fable games #reaver fable #fable 3 #Page fable #ben finn #Ben finn fable #hero of brightwall #incorrect quotes #Incorrect fable quotes

[tales-from-albion]

Hammer: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Garth: Merry crisis.

Sparrow: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Reaver: Hoe hoe hoe.

Hammer: Guys, please.

#fable #fable games #incorrect fable quotes #fable reaver #fable 2 #fable ii #reaver #fable garth #fable sparrow #hero of bowerstone #fable hammer

[artsyfangirl]

Probably Reaver, at some point or another: ‘I’m so bored. There’s nothing to do around this dump.’

Sparrow: *doesn’t even look up from her book* ‘I’m sure you can find something.’

Reaver: ‘I could, but you people wouldn’t let me!’

Sparrow: *looks up waiting for his explanation*

Reaver: ‘All of the things I like are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.’

Sparrow just stares at him. She has no pity. She just goes back to her book.

She’s also pretty sure Theresa overheard that. So Garth and Hammer are going to be taunting him.

Good. Let them. He’s not worth her effort.

Reaver: ‘SPARRROOOWWW, DON’T IGNORE ME!’

#incorrect fable quotes #i had to

[breannasfluff]

Ravio, skipping rocks on a lake with Hilda: It’s such a beautiful evening. Hilda: Yeah, it is. Hilda: *whispering* Take that you f***ing lake.

-----

Fable: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Legend: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Ravio: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Hilda: Put spaghetti in it. Fable: I am no longer taking suggestions.

-----

Hilda: People, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red: green or blue? Fable: Technically a mix of green and blue? Hilda: So blurple. Fable: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Hilda: Would you rather have f***ing bleen? MOTHERf***ING GRUE? Fable: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

-----

Ravio: What have I done wrong?! Hilda: Everything. For your entire life.

-----

Ravio: We need to open this locked door. Hilda, give me your credit card. Hilda: Here. Ravio, pocketing it: Thanks. Mr. Hero, break down the door.

Sibling bonding!

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu incorrect quotes #lu ravio #lu hilda #lu fable #asks

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Warriors: People who sleep without socks on are weird.

Legend: People who sleep WITH socks aren't to be trusted!

Time: People who sleep are weird.

Hyrule: ....I was a sock once.

Fable: *opens the door*

Fable:

Fable: Why are you all in my closet. No, scratch that. HOW DID YOU GET IN?!

Legend: Portal.

BONUS:

Sky sleepily: What are you guys doing..?

Warriors, Legend, Hyrule and Time look up from where they were holding a sock up like a sacrifice: …

#Source: discord #lu #lu incorrect quotes #linked universe #linked universe incorrect quotes #correctn't quotes of kit #lu warriors #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu time #linked universe hyrule #linked universe legend #linked universe time #linked universe fable #lu fable #lu sky #linked universe sky

[ari-chime]

Legend : You know, people treat me like a god.

Fable : How?

Legend : They ignore my existence unless they need something.

#lu legend #lu fable #linked universe #lu incorrect quotes #linked universe incorrect quotes

[feralwetcat]

*insert literal deity morphed into a Eldritch horror, skin melted off, face terrifyingly disfusgured*

Icarus "killer of women and creator of orphans" morningstar: welp, s not a bird

#fable smp #fablesmp #fable smp icarus #fable smp incorrect quotes

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

#fable 2 #fable 3 #fable sparrow #hero of bowerstone #hero of brightwall #sir walter beck #fable jasper #fable theresa #meme #incorrect quotes

[dat-is-i]

leif and rei are the same character and you cannot convince me otherwise

#shitpost #fanart #my art #bug fables kabbu #kabbu bug fables #bug fables vi #bug fables leif #leif bug fables #vi bug fables #bug fables #kabbu #leif #vi #bug fables x buddy daddies #buddy daddies crossover #buddy daddies #crossover art #crossover fanart #incorrect quotes #no wonder rei is my fave in bd

[isasan347]

I forgot where I read it, but there was a fic I think where the reason why legend doesn’t have his stuff in albw is because fable locked it away and I was looking for funny Disney quotes and I have this:

Legend: Zeeldaaaaa! Where are my items?

Fable: whaaaa?

Legend: where are my magic items?

Fable: I uh put them away

Legend: WHERE?!

Fable: why do you need to know?

Legend: I need them!

Fable: nu-uh don’t you dare run off again to another country and fight monsters. I’ve been planning this dinner for months!

Legend: HYRULE IS IN DANGER AGAIN

fable: MY evening is in danger

Legend: you tell me where my items are woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Fable: Greater good? I am the Princess. I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

#linked universe #legend linked universe #lu legend #fable linked universe #lu fable #fable/legend #legend/fable #linkeduniverse #loz #lu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the incredibles

[heroine-of-albion]

12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes Day 07

Walter (in a Father Christmas costume): “Well young man, what do you want for Christmas?”

Logan: “My dignity back.”

#Incorrect Fable Quotes #12 Days of Fable Christmas #Walter #Fable Walter #Logan #Fable Logan #Fable III #Fable 3 #Fable games #Fable #mine

[fablesanddreams]

Chat: You know, when we first met you, we really didn’t like you.

Fable, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?

Chat: Nope!

#fablesmp #fable smp #omg but that lore though- #why does Minecraft roleplay make me cry sm?!? /lh /hj #incorrect quotes #fsmp

[tales-from-albion]

Reaver: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Hammer: We got spring water

Reaver: NO.

Sparrow: with EXTRA minerals

Hammer: it's like licking a stalagmite

Reaver: DON'T COME HOME.

Sparrow: Mmmmm cave water

#fable #fable games #incorrect fable quotes #fable 2 #fable reaver #fable ii #reaver #hero of bowerstone #fable hammer #fable sparrow

[gutiuniverse]

Warriors: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Fable! Legend: But you told me to get it out of my system… Warriors: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

#linked universe incorrect quotes #lu warriors #lu legend #lu fable #legend/fable #They aren't siblings #At least not for me

[breannasfluff]

Have some sibling chaos

Legend: *aggressively throws a pencil at Fable* Legend, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

--------------

Fable: You remind me of the ocean. Legend: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Fable: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people. Legend: …I still can’t believe I’m related to you.

--------------

Legend: Did you have to stab them? Fable: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Legend: What did they say? Fable: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Legend: That’s fair.

-------------

Fable: The joy of hanging out with Legend. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and he bites the tip of a marker off, just to annoy you.

Pffft I'm cracking up at the ocean one XD Sibling shenanigansss

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu legend #lu fable #lu incorrect quotes #asks