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7soulstars · 10 months

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My Incorrect Universe #96

*before courting Thranduil*

Me: *trips on the ground*

Thranduil, scoffing and in a mocking tone : haha, how clumsy, could you be any more foolish?

*later when no one is around*

Thranduil : *stomping the ground* who do you think you are?? WHO IN EVER LOVING VALAR DO YOU-

--Few years later--

Thorin: I can’t believe you talked to Thranduil without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat.

Me: I mean, it would be a little weird if he did. We are engaged after all......

Thorin, who thought he had a chance: “....YOU’RE WHAT?!”

Legolas,a rogue Gimli tucked under his arm pit: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Haldir and Lindir, from behind the trees: YOU ARE WHAT ??!

Elrond: YOU'RE WHAT ?!

Me: why are YOU shocked?? You watched him propose to me??

Elrond, recalling himself screaming as he witnessed Thranduil get on one knee that day: I'm still recovering from the trauma-

*Legolas still trying to process what I just announced*:

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hoeoftherings · 8 months

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Gimli, angrily staring at Éomer pointing his sword at him: And as our dearest friend Naira once said… get fucked, Éomer!

Naira, exhausted: I never said something like that, Gimli.

Haldir: I am afraid, you did.

Naira, mockingly: I aM afRAiD yOu dID.

Aragorn, sighing: You yelled “GET FUCKED YOU MIRKWOODISH CUNT!!!!” to Thranduil… at least six times, when we have been in Mirkwood.

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mints-bizarre-posts · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes #70

Haldir : You know I can't say no when you look at me like that.

Y/n : That's why I look at you like that.

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incorrectships-and-fandoms · 5 months

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Haldir: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Haldir: Ask me to kill for you.

Lindir: ...First of all, calm down-

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aeonianarchives · 2 years

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Incorrect Middle Earth Quotes 75

Legolas: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Haldir: Really? Name one law Legolas: Don't kill people? Haldir: That's on me. I set the bar too low. Rúmil: PHAHAHAHAHAHA

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from-lothlorien-to-helms-deep · 1 year

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I was chatting with @fluffylovesstuffs about Haldir who definitely survived Helm's Deep...

*Aragorn and Legolas went to visit Haldir*

Haldir: why are you two basically unhurt? 😒

Aragorn and Legolas: because we have more fangirls ☺️☺️

Haldir:🤬

#(look i made some content!)#credits goes to fluffylovesstuff <3 #lord of the rings #lotr #haldir #aragorn #legolas #lotr movies #incorrect lotr quotes #helms deep

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eunoiaastralwings · 2 years

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Aahanna: *at a wedding and had invited Lady Galadriel to it- is wearing this*

Haldir: *a bit bored waiting around for Aahanna to finish dressing*

Lady Galadriel: *is lowkey gossiping with Haldir. Then needs to use the washroom*

Haldir: *waits near top of the stairs that is near to the washroom for her*

Aahanna: *running up the stairs because she forgot something with a platter of flowers in her hand too and is phone the phone. Loses her footing on the last step* yes yes! Am going to get it! I’ll catch up you go!

Haldir: *notices and acts fast without thinking- catches her- wraps his hand around her waist and pulls her up to him*

Aahanna: *gasps and drops the platter of flowers and her hands are flat on his chest. Wides eyes looking at him and feeling his hand on her waist*

Haldir: *realizes how close they are and clears his throat awkwardly. Pulls her safety up*

Aahanna: *blushes and shocked that his hand was around her exposed waist and back* umm. . . thank you

Haldir: are you alright, princess?

Aahanna: *shivers when he takes his hand away* yeay. . . umm. . . *blushes a lot and pats her face with the back of her hand*

Haldir: Am sorry, I couldn’t grab you any other way.

Aahanna: It was only you, am ok with that *sees a flower on his shoulder and brushes it off and straightens his suit and his collar*

Haldir: *is still a bit shocked at her forwardness and as usual flustered* thanks Aahanna

Lady Galaldriel: You know, if I didn’t know any better, I would call you a married couple.

Aahanna: *jumps back and almost falls again but Haldir catches her. Embarrassed and buries her face in his chest*

Haldir: *is trying not to laugh and likes the feeling of her close to him*

Lady Galadriel: Alright you love birds, come along before I proclaim you husband and wife.

@i-did-not-mean-to Idk if this is what you wanted— I didn't plan out my entire imagine lmfaoo. I hc galadriel being the biggest haldir and aahanna shipper!

The fic - bodyguard Haldir + secret royalty

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i-did-not-mean-to · 2 years

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Y/N: *pulls back the curtain while Haldir is showering* Haldir: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

@sorisooyaa youuuu again. Where's my chocolate Haldir????

Haldir : clearly not here.

You: let me check. Just to make sure.

#asks #idnmt answers #incorrect quote #lol #haldir needs to catch a break

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satrryeys4eva · 2 years

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Thranduil: Can you believe some people can see Y/n and not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for her?

Legolas: They don’t even get the urge to hug her right then and there. That’s incomprehensible to me.

Haldir : Absolute monsters

Kili: *nodding in agreement*

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gossip-girl-of-middleearth · 3 years

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Lord of the Rings Lothlórien meeting—reimagined

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nuggettsstuff · 2 years

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If elves played strip cards:

Thranduil and Haldir: would come immediately naked "where else will you see such beauty?"

Celeborn: refuses to play, but after game sits with a bare ass and freezes

Elrond: plays honestly and if loses then honestly takes off his clothes

Galadriel: calmly reads the minds of these sillys, while they are too busy playing and arguments, calmly wins and sits dressed

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7soulstars · 1 year

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My Incorrect Universe #93

*when I first came to Mirkwood*

Me: “Is any of this legal?”

Legolas,*welding a sledge hammer*

Legolas: “I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.” *hands me the sledge hammer*

Me *looking at the Orc we tied up to a tree*: “...And here?”

Haldir, preparing a gift box the size of an orc: “Not even remotely.”

*Legolas when I ask him whether what he's doing is legal*:

*Haldir who's seen Legolas do much worse*:

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hoeoftherings · 4 months

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Thranduil: I know that they are gathering. Stay here, and don’t let them know that we know about them. That’s an order, Marchwarden.

Haldir: Yes, lord, you know that they are gathering, but you don’t know why. I’m going there to take a look nonetheless.

Thranduil: They are gathering for attack!

Haldir: And when will they attack?

Legolas: ..Spring. It’s always spring,……right?

Haldir *chuckling*: I’ll go there.

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incorrect-lord-of-the-rings · 3 years

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Haldir: Do you know why we pulled you over? It's because you were going 68 in a 55.

Legolas: Dang, 68? Can you make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge read it out loud?

Haldir: Sure, whatever.

[Later, in court]

Elrond, the judge: How were you going 420 in a 55?

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aeonianarchives · 2 years

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Incorrect Middle Earth Quotes 86

Legolas: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Haldir: Mind your language! Legolas: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Haldir: Legolas: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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braxix · 2 years

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Haldir: *speaking in common* Rumil, say “I’m an idiot”

Rumil: I mm ah idi ote.

Haldir: close enough. Good job Rumil!

Rumil: What did I say?

Rumil: Haldir. Haldir, what did I say?!

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