James: Lily called me pretty!!
James: Okay, she called me pretty annoying, but still pretty.
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Voldemort: Don't call me Tom Riddle.
Death Eaters: Ok Voldemort.
Voldemort: No. Don't call me that either. Just... Don't refer to me.
Death Eaters: .... ok
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Barty: You slept with Potter?
Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!
Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice
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James: We need to talk about your mental health.
Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.
James:
Regulus:
James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-
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Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”
James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”
Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”
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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex
Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to
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The Daily Prophet: two people have reportedly broken into the Ministry all by themselves.
Regulus: *scoffs* what idiots
*Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Barty and Evan running away from the aurors*
Regulus: wait, those are my idiots
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Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring
Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.
Sirius: Then why did you invite me?
Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.
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Death eater: we have your dad
Harry: Which one?
Death eater: What?
Harry: Which dad?
Death eater: Dark curly hair, looks tired... likes cats
Harry: Oh that's regulus
Harry: Yeah you don't have him, he has you
Sirius: Lmao good luck
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Sirius: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.
James: Maybe you’re pregnant?
Sirius: …
James: …
Sirius: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.
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James: I'm definitely the one in charge in this relationship.
Regulus: Babe, stand up.
James: stands up
Regulus: Sit down.
James: sits down
Regulus: Look over here.
James: looks at him
Regulus: Hm, interesting.
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Sirius *singing*: I kissed a girl, and I liked it!
Remus *who doesn't know the song*: you're gay
Sirius: The taste of her cherry chapstick!
Remus: you also hate cherries
Sirius: I kissed a girl, just to try it!
Remus: yes, we've established that
Sirius: Hope my boyfriend don't mind it!
Remus: I don't
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Remus: Right hand blue
James: This Twister game is so fun!
Regulus: Not that fun. Are you sure this is right, Remus? Potter is practically on top of me
Remus: Of course it is!
Sirius, whispers: Is it?
Remus: I haven’t used the spinner in half an hour
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Regulus: I don't deserve your love.
James: No, Reg, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!
Regulus: You know that's not true, Pott-
James: You can only accept mine, though.
Regulus:
James: I get jealous easily.
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Y/N: I'd die for you, Sebastian.
Sebastian: I'd kill for you, Y/N.
Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.
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