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#Incorrect Hazbin
my-dark-lord · 2 days
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*Vox is comforting Valentino* Vox: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Angel is someone else’s problem now.
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Charlie: How's the sexiest person here~?
Vaggie: I don't know, how are they~?
Charlie, flustered: I-
Angel, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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incorrect-hazbin · 2 months
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Sir Pentious : Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Alastor: A pet WHAT?! Lucifer: William Snakespeare.
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Lucifer: This violin belonged to your Grandfather. Charlie: Grandpa is immortal... Lucifer: Yes, but he's so shitty at the Violin. I stole it because he keeps keeps sending me recordings of his work. Take it, please.
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sharkaiju · 3 months
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Husk: Oh I see. You got daddy issues.
Charlie: That couldn't be father from the truth!
Husk: You just said "father".
Charlie: No I dadn't! DIDN'T. DID-NOT.
Husk: ...
Charlie: This is a dad issue to me. A dead issue! A deadbeat dad! MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE MEEEEE
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Velvette: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Valentino: Well Vox and I- Vox: *elbows Valentino* Valentino: ...wouldn't know.
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show-me-some-lust · 1 year
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Angel Dust: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Nifty: They do. Vaggie: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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vaelofdarkness · 1 year
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Nobody: ...
Alastor: (to Angel Dust) Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.
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drowninnoodles · 15 days
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I don't know
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don't tag it as radiostatic please
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my-dark-lord · 1 day
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Vox: Valentino, when’s your birthday? Valentino: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Vox: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Vaggie: You're a loose cannon, Alastor.
Alastor: No, I am not. I might be a cannon, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Charlie: I think you play by your own rules.
Angel: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Vaggie: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Alastor: Oh no, I am just a reckless renegade. Niffty is a loose cannon.
Niffty: *tries to stab Angel*
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incorrect-hazbin · 2 months
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Lucifer: Comparing Alastor and Charlie is like comparing apples and oranges. Alastor: We’re both unique in our own ways? Lucifer: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Charlie: Which one of us is the orange?
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Vaggie: See anything? Charlie: Just trees...some bushes...and two squirrels wrestling. Vaggie: Charlie? Charlie: Yeah? Vaggie: They're not wrestling. Charlie: ...oh. OH!
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jessadamsdraws · 3 months
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@chaoticace2005
It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅
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Valentino: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Velvette: I’m “a couple of things.” Vox: I’m “got distracted.”
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game
Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Alastor:
Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.
Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*
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