*Vox is comforting Valentino*
Vox: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Angel is someone else’s problem now.
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Charlie: How's the sexiest person here~?
Vaggie: I don't know, how are they~?
Charlie, flustered: I-
Angel, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Sir Pentious : Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Alastor: A pet WHAT?!
Lucifer: William Snakespeare.
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Lucifer: This violin belonged to your Grandfather.
Charlie: Grandpa is immortal...
Lucifer: Yes, but he's so shitty at the Violin. I stole it because he keeps keeps sending me recordings of his work. Take it, please.
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Husk: Oh I see. You got daddy issues.
Charlie: That couldn't be father from the truth!
Husk: You just said "father".
Charlie: No I dadn't! DIDN'T. DID-NOT.
Husk: ...
Charlie: This is a dad issue to me. A dead issue! A deadbeat dad! MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE MEEEEE
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Velvette: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Valentino: Well Vox and I-
Vox: *elbows Valentino*
Valentino: ...wouldn't know.
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Angel Dust: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Nifty: They do.
Vaggie: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Nobody: ...
Alastor: (to Angel Dust) Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.
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I don't know
don't tag it as radiostatic please
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Vox: Valentino, when’s your birthday?
Valentino: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Vox: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Vaggie: You're a loose cannon, Alastor.
Alastor: No, I am not. I might be a cannon, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Charlie: I think you play by your own rules.
Angel: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Vaggie: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Alastor: Oh no, I am just a reckless renegade. Niffty is a loose cannon.
Niffty: *tries to stab Angel*
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Lucifer: Comparing Alastor and Charlie is like comparing apples and oranges.
Alastor: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Lucifer: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Charlie: Which one of us is the orange?
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Vaggie: See anything?
Charlie: Just trees...some bushes...and two squirrels wrestling.
Vaggie: Charlie?
Charlie: Yeah?
Vaggie: They're not wrestling.
Charlie: ...oh. OH!
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@chaoticace2005
It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅
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Valentino: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Velvette: I’m “a couple of things.”
Vox: I’m “got distracted.”
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Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game
Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Alastor:
Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.
Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*
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