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crackishincorrecthp · 4 months

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Lily & Remus: *Walks in on James and Sirius trying to make Harry say Padfoot or Prongs* Lily, to Remus: Should we tell them that Harry already said "Moony" like, yesterday? Remus: No, it's funnier that way Remus: *Walks in the room* Harry: Moony! Moony! James & Sirius: Lily: I guess now we know who Harry's favorite Marauder is, don't we? Sirius: I feel betrayed! My own godson! James: If you feel betrayed, imagine how I feel! That's my fucking son!

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worldofwolfstar · 8 months

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Sirius: Time for plan F

Remus: Don’t you mean plan B?

Sirius: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Lily: What about plan D?

Sirius: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Remus: And what about plan E?

James: We’re hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

Severus: I like plan E

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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james: so lily and I are engaged-

mr evans: honestly james? i kinda wish you had asked me first

james:

james: mr evans i’m sorry but your not my type

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moondustinfj · 2 years

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*at Remus and Sirius' wedding *

Preacher : Repeat after me

Sirius : After me

Preacher *looking at Remus * : Is he serious?

Remus : he is very sirius

James *snorting* : Oh deer

Lily *rolling her eyes* : guys this is your wedding day -

Remus : I'm a were

Peter : *chokes on champagne*

Regulus :

Regulus : When did i become a part of this? I had a one bedroom apartment and solitude. I was happy

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accio-sriracha · 4 months

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Remus: *angry at sirius*

Lily: Okay, what did he do wrong?

Remus: Everything. Constantly. His entire life.

Lily: *therapist nod, thinking of James* Understandable.

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teaformoony · 27 days

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james: i’ll use my james potter charm

lily: i have total faith in you. sirius, you go with him. remus, you too.

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hrlx23 · 18 days

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Conversations I’ve had with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 80

Gray = Lily

Blue = James

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prongsiefoott · 2 years

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James and Lily: *bickering*

Sirius: it's not fun when mummy and daddy fight, right?

Remus: *sighs* if they get a divorce, I wanna go with mum.

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hxuse-xf-black · 8 months

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Lily's not like the others. On the outside she's like a cute little lamb, but on the inside she's like a vicious killer lamb.

James Potter, probably

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maraudersxa · 1 year

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james: lily’s been holding onto that ONE time I forgot what reindeer were called so I described them as ‘christmas llamas’ for over a year now.

lily: AND I’LL NEVER LET YOU FORGET.

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whoopsiesnodaisies · 9 months

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*Lily waking up in James' bed*

Lily: I can't believe I'm dating my arch nemesis.

James: Since when were we enemies?

Lily: I have hated you with my whole being for years.

James: Enemies to lovers.

Lily: We never stopped being enemies.

James: ???

Lily: *kisses James on the forehead* I am actively praying on your downfall

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crackishincorrecthp · 23 days

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James, to Lily: I just heard Moony call Padfoot a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there

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jamesandthedog · 8 months

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James: A broom?! You have to tell Sirius to stop buying dangerous stuff to our baby.

Lily: Why don't you tell him?

James: Because he thinks I'm the cool dad!

Lily: Are you the cool dad?

James: No, but he doesn't need to know that!

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thatchaoticdesigirl · 2 years

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Lily : what if we played a game where we reversed our initials. I'll start. Eily Lvans.

James : Pames Jotter.

Sirius : Birius Slack

Remus : Lemus Rupin

Regulus : Begulus Rlack

Peter : Peter Petti- I don't like this game.

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where-is-vivian · 1 year

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[the language he speaks is money pt.2]

Lily, with a pile of expensive books in front of her, scratching her cheek, thinking and calculating which ones she should pick to be able to pay and stay in her budget:

James, going to Regulus who's also picking books mindlessly, pointing at Lily: She's doing what I think?

Regulus, looking up at her, blinking: Oh.

James: She is, right?

Regulus: I think she is.

James, taking Regulus by the sleeve to walk to Lily: Ain't no way... Lily, dear, what are you doing?

Lily, looking up in turn: Hm? Picking the books I'm going to buy.

James, putting his hands on her cheeks, tutting: No no no, you're not picking. I'll buy the rest.

Regulus, taking him by the waist and moving him to the side: No, I'll pay.

Lily, shaking her head: You two are not thinking correctly. I am paying my stuff.

Regulus, chuckling, and kissing her cheek: No you're not.

James, already grabbing the heavy pile of books: Let's go.

Lily: James, put this down right now.

Regulus, one hand in front of his mouth, mocking him: She James-ed you. 'Wouldn't have liked that.

James, rolling his eyes:

Lily: You're no better, Regulus. You two don't understand the value of money.

James: Money is meant to be spent.

Regulus: I agree.

Lily, rolling her eyes:

James, keeping the books away from Regulus' hands: I'll pay this time.

Regulus, crossing his arms: Certainly not. Let me spoil her.

James: Let me spoil you both. You two look so cute when you read together on the couch.

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lilyevansmywife · 7 months

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Remus: repeat again, what did you do?

Sirius: I married Lily

James: How is this even possible? it's literally illegal

Lily: I don't know, we were drunk and they asked us if we were married and

Remus: you ARE married!!! SIRIUS we've been married FOR TEN YEARS

Sirius: I forgot

Remus: and Lily? have you forgotten too?

Lily: I felt lonely?

James: you did it just after kissed me

Remus: WHAT

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