#Incorrect Lindir quotes

[braxix]

Glorfindel: Sometimes I think people forget that I'm Noldor.

Lindir: You're Noldor?!

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Elrond : *sliding a photo across the table* I need you to shoot this guy on the leg

Legolas : my lord Elrond, but this is your picture

Elrond : Thranduil and Glorfindel want me to try zumba

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

The braincell of Imladris

Erestor: I swear, I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Glorfindel, Lindir, Celebrian, and Figwit: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Elrond: You know, that the brain has more then one cell, right?

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[meteors-lotr]

Elladan: Ada, I like men

Elrond: Okay?

Elrohir: I like men too!

Elrond: Is there anyone of you kids who like women?

Arwen: Well……

#Elrond and Elladan are both bisexual #Elrohir is gay and trans #Arwen is lesbian and trans #And Aragorn is pansexual #(And Lindir aka Figwit is gay) #I know almost nothing about how this family is canonically but that doesn’t stop me from loving them #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #elladan #elrohir #Elrond #Arwen

[mints-bizarre-posts]

Incorrect Quotes #69

Lindir, sweating : Y/n, there’s something I need to tell you-

Y/n : Finally! You’re proposing!

Lindir : How’d you know?

Y/n : Lindir, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner

Y/n : I even picked it up once

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[aotearoa20]

somewhere in Rivendell in the third age

Daeron: Hang on, We were both minstrels in first age Beleriand, how come I've never heard of you?

Lindir: You were probably performing in Doriath, I was out on the Eastern Marches

Daeron: fucking Fëanorians! We hated you guys

Lindir: We hated ourselves

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[7soulstars]

My Incorrect Universe #95

Me: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Lindir: Okay, but in my defense, Prince Legolas bet me 50 silver coins saying that I couldn’t drink all of that thing called 'Ultra Silky,Dandruff Relief Conditioner' from your cupboard. It tasted very floral and awful.

Me, half- hearing what he said : Look at this! Thranduil drank all the wine without me- wait....YOU DRANK MY HAIR CONDITIONER ??!

Lindir, now putting two and two together: wait what- HAIR??!

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[adrianright]

Alright! I'm pulling from my crazy hat now! I've seen a lot of content where Lindir is Maglor.

So. Here's my thoughts.

Lindir was originally a young silvan elf that was orphaned and was taken captive by orcs. Lindir was shy, demure, and was sheltered until his parents death, but he did have a love for music and nature.

While being transported by orcs, Lindir is saved by Elrond along with a group of elves from Rivendell. Elrond being Elrond takes in Lindir and lives in Rivendell.

Elrond finds Lindir to be a delight, though strangely familiar and to be shrouded in gloom and tragedy. Through the way of dreams and memories, Lindir is found to be the reembodiment of Maglor, Elrond's foster father. Elrond and Lindir share brief moments of their past but eventually come to the sense that Lindir is Lindir and though Maglor is apart of him, Lindir is who he is.

Elrond goes on to raise Lindir as Maglor had raised Elrond and his brother.

Also known as 'Elrond adopts anything in sight and no one tells him no'

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[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Elrond: You three, explain right now!

Lindir: It was Aragorn.

Arwen: It was Aragorn.

Elrohir: It was Aragorn.

Aragorn:

Aragorn: …fuck.

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[melkor-the-first-dark-lord]

Squad reactions to being told "I love you"

Glorfindel: Thanks fam!

Elrohir: Oh no

Elladan: *cries* I love you too

Elrond: Sounds fake but ok

Lindir: *a flustered mess*

Erestor: Can I get a refund

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[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Lindir: Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun.

Lindir: That is a separate choice, which I’ve also made.

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[braxix]

Lindir: Hi Dad!

Elrond: Not your dad, but hello Lindir.

Erestor: Hello, dad.

Elrond: Hello Erestor. What are you doing?

Glorfindel: Hi, dad!

Elrond: You're literally older than me, that's a known fact. What are you three doing?

Elladan: Hi, dad!

Elrond: Hello, Elladan. I actually am your father. Do you know what they're doing?

Erestor: What? You act like a dad to everyone so now reap the consequences of your actions.

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Aragorn, to Legolas, lying facedown on the floor, regretting everything : and then I called him mom

Elrond, talking to Lindir, on the verge of tears : and then he called me mom!

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[aeonianarchives]

Incorrect Middle Earth Quotes 84

Ft: Reference to my fic Early Mornings (Lindir x Male!Reader)

Y/N: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lindir: I wake up at 4:30 AM Y/N: Y/N: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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[eunoiaastralwings]

Lindir, to Elrond: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Lindir: that one. I want that one.

Elrond: well— ask Y/N to court you!

Lindir: oh— there's that! *blushes forgetting how he had to woo you to court*

Also Lindir: *stressed out thinking— almost pulls out his hair— trying to think of ways to win you over*

Elrond: *worried how alarmingly fast the color is draining from his face* ehh— Lindir?

Lindir: *throwns himself on the ground and rolls into ball position* I got nothing! Y/N would never court me!

Y/N:*actually overhears the whole thing— still crying* I do want him— why does he think I don't want him? — I don't deserve him!

Elrond: *rubs his head* the both of you— need work on your self esteems!

@i-did-not-mean-to

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[livielfinarfiniel]

Elrond: You three are always getting into trouble. What happened?

Erestor: It was Glorfindel.

Lindir: It was Glorfindel.

Glorfindel: It was Glorfindel.

Glorfindel: Oh damn.

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