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goldandglittersblog · 3 months

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Hermione: Listen up! I have to leave for a few days.

To Draco: Don't kill my plants.

To Narcissa: Don't plot to kill anyone.

To Crookshanks: Don't kill ANYONE.

To the white Peacocks: Don't kill the vibe.

To Lucius: At least TRY not to get killed.

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ravensinthedaylight · 1 year

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Narcissa, doing a baby voice, holding newborn Draco: I love your father so much. He used to be my favourite person in the world. Before I told him that I would take a killing curse for him.

Lucius, at the door: *Grins proudly*

Narcissa: But now, now I would use your father as a human shield just to protect you. Yes I would, ah, yes I would!

Lucius: ...

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chaoticlucissa · 1 year

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Narcissa: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Lucius: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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daddiesdrarryy · 7 months

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Draco: Bye, Father! I’m going on my date with Harry now!

Lucius: Just a minute! Which font do you like better, Draco? The left or the right one? Personally, I adore the left one, it really shows the elegance in yours and Potter’s names. However, your mother prefers the right one.

Draco: …is that a wedding invitation?

Lucius: Yes! We should be prepared!

Draco: Father, it’s our first date, Harry’s not going to propose to me!

Lucius: Not going to propose? Then why the hell have I been listening to you talk about Potter on and on for the last 15 years?

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incorrect-malfoys · 3 months

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Lucius: So, will you go on a date with me?

Narcissa: Give me some time to think about it

[Ten minutes later]

Narcissa: I’ve thought hard, and I have decided that yes I will marry you

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themostincorrecthouseofblack · 3 months

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Is it true that you can make Father do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?

Draco (to Narcissa)

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yourneighborhoodfrog · 1 year

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Lucius: Draco, you're gonna marry Pansy Parkinson and produce an heir.

Hermione: 😋

Harry: 😋

Draco: Bye bye father!

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hazedwords · 2 months

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Chaos Club

*Lucius and Y/N are texting*

Lucius: Bring back PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Y/N: I got spring water 😊

Lucius: NO!

Y/N: With EXTRA minerals!

Y/N: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Lucius: DON’T COME BACK TO THE DORMS!

Y/N: Mmmmmm, cave water 😋

(Yes, I know phones didn’t exist to this level, but… *offers you GEN-Z marauders era?*)

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incorrect-lucissa-quotes · 2 years

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Lucius: I’m straight-up depressed. Narcissa has been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me a sticker this morning just for waking up.

Severus: Ew, it’s like dating your teacher.

Lucius: I know, it’s hot.

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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years

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Narcissa: Forget it, Lucius, I'm going shopping with Draco.

5-year-old Draco: For brooms?

Narcissa: No, for shoes. I'm the one that's sad, not you.

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rabidkoalasinmybloodstream · 2 years

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okay, so i have this headcanon that lucius is allergic to, like, everything, and it drives narcissa insane. here are some examples:

“lucius, my father just died!”

“oh, congratulations.”

“yeah. he gave me these feather pillows, and they’re so soft, i love them. lucius, feel this.”

*breaks out in hives*

*walking through a field with slightly tall grass*

“narcissa?”

“yes?”

“i think we should stop by st. mungo’s.”

“what? why?”

“my ankles are three sizes bigger than they usually are. also i can’t feel my legs.” *passes out*

TW: sexual things will be mentioned

narcissa, wearing silk lingerie: hey, lucius 😏

lucius: um…

narcissa: *suggestive look*

lucius: could you- could you wear something else? you look incredibly sexy right now, but i’m allergic to you.

narcissa: ???

lucius: hey, cissa, can i borrow some ink?

narcissa: sure, here

lucius: do have a colour other than blue?

narcissa: why?

lucius: i’m allergic to blue ink.

narcissa: what

“lucius, how could you possibly get hives from getting in a fist fight?”

“he was wearing a leather jacket.”

“are you fucking kidding me?”

“hey, do you like cooked carrots?”

“i’m allergic.”

“what? i’ve seen you eat carrots before.”

“yeah, but i’m allergic to cooked carrots.”

“how the fuck-”

(feel free to add more)

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goldandglittersblog · 2 years

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Lyra: *in a party* Why is grandma wearing make up, Daddy?

Draco: To look beautiful, bug.

Lyra: but grandma doesn't need makeup,she's already so beautiful.

Narcissa: Aww Thank you, darling.

Lyra: yeah..Hey Grandpa, you should wear make up.

Lucius:

Hermione:

Draco:

Narcissa:*rolling on the floor laughing*

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milkymoose · 2 years

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Lucius and the Peacocks

"Halfway up the field stood an extravagant confection of striped silk like a miniature palace, with several live peacocks tethered at the entrance." - Goblet of Fire, Quidditch World Cup

Narcissa preparing the tent and necessities.

Lucius sidles into the room, cradling an albino peacock in his arms and another perched daintily on top of his head, its tail feathers draping down his side. Several more are ruffling behind him and scrambling at his feet.

"Dear..."

Narcissa looking up at him: "Absolutely not!"

*sad Lucius noises*

Narcissa: "Lucius they can't come! You know they'll be roaming everywhere, and something could happen to them!"

Lucius: "Then... we could tie them to the tent!"

*happy Peacock noises*

Lucius skipping away to tell Draco, the peacock bobbing on the top of his head.

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chaoticlucissa · 25 days

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Bellatrix: Fuck. Narcissa: We've got to work on your cursing. Bellatrix: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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Lucius: Great news, darling! I’ve decided to plan a wedding!

Narcissa: Oh? Who’s getting married?

Lucius: Our son, Draco, with Harry Potter!

Narcissa: But they aren’t dating or engaged

Lucius: They will be once I start my 20-step wedding plan

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incorrect-malfoys · 3 months

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Narcissa: Lucius, can you keep a secret?

Lucius: Oh Merlin, no. But go

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