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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 months

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Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!

Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?

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auroraromaximoff · 1 month

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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months

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Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 10 months

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Natasha: I just heard Y/N call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 7 months

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Yelena Bolova: (walking in with a knife) Is stabbing someone immoral?

Bucky Barnes: (not looking up) Not if they consent to it.

Loki Laufeyson: (thrilled to have found his people) Depends on who your stabbing.

Steve Rogers: (visibly concerned) YES??!!?

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underoooos · 3 months

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The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?

Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!

Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*

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incorrectmarvels · 6 months

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Steve: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?

Tony: I’m too pretty.

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lilstephenlover · 1 year

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y/n: wanna fu*k?

stephen: why do you have to say it like that? it's supposed to be a magical moment.

y/n: hocus pocus lemme strokus

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incorrectmculines · 4 months

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Peter: Can we get McDonald's for dinner?

Tony: Pepper said no. She's cooking tonight

Peter: But she's not the boss of you right?

Tony: *thinking* This is a trap. This is a trap. Anthony Edward Stark THIS IS A TRAP

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marvel-lous-guy · 7 months

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Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?

Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud

Sam: sharks

Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark

Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation

Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York

Bucky: trains

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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 months

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Bucky: I liked you first!

Steve: Well, I said “I love you” first!

Bucky: [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.

Steve: Well, I- Wait, what?

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auroraromaximoff · 5 months

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Y/n: Nat bought 15 mangos and didn’t tell Wands, so she bought 10 mangos and now we are the people from the math problems.

Y/n: It’s a good thing the kids love smoothies…

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3twindragons · 6 months

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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 1 year

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Tony: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Y/n: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Peter: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Natasha: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 22 days

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Mobius is fighting a monster Loki: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Mobius: The power to believe in myself!? Loki: No, a knife! Stab it!

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