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#Incorrect MICHELLE Jones
ironrad · 1 year
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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.
Peter: It’s giving broke.
Flash: What-
Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.
Flash: Wait but-
Peter: The food isn’t even that good.
MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.
Flash: I-
Ned: Common bully L
Flash:
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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year
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Peter: Can I have help with my homework?
Nat: Sure. What’s the problem?
Peter: *sighs* MJ has been ignoring my texts lately, and I think it’s because I-
Peter:
Nat:
Peter: You meant the homework problem, didn’t you?
Nat: I did, but now I’m invested.
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underoooos · 2 years
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MJ, to Peter: Hey you look good today
Peter: What happened? What's wrong? Just tell me. I can take it.
MJ : Nothing, I just felt bad about being mean to you so I'm being nice.
Peter : Oh! Okay. Sorry, I wasn't ready for it. Try again.
MJ : You look nice.
Peter :
Tony : Nope, still freaking us out
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Peter: I’m sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart, and the capacity to feel.
MJ: You take that back!
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Mj: Peter is missing, can you find him?
Ned: what, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Mj: do you?
Ned: yeah, hold on.
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topknott · 2 years
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MJ: I have very high expectations. I have things that my future partner must have and-
Peter: *trips over potted plant and proceeds to apologise to plant*
MJ: That one. I want him.
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azerishi · 2 years
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Ned: Okay, Peter, let's try this one more time. The topic is personification. The robot was left behind by its' master. How did it feel?
Peter: Happy, because it doesn't like the idea of slavery.
MJ: That's my boy.
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whatsanari · 3 months
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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the-real-mj · 6 days
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*on the phone*
Mj: babe, i’m breaking up-
Peter: im pregnant
Mj: I meant the call
Peter: right, sorry. I panicked
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month
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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ
After patching up Peter
Ned: So we're going to head out now okay
Peter: Sure
Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*
MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*
Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges
MJ: Shut up your just jealous
Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain
MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!
Y/N: I am not!
Ned: when did this start?
Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did
MJ: I was holding my soda!
Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship
Ned: a Bro-ship!
Y/N: thanks Ned
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mamaspidershit · 3 months
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Peter: Bad news— Clint locked himself outside of their own house. Peter: Good news— we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Peter: Bad news— Natasha finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Peter: Good news— a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Peter: Bad news— it was MJ, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.
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marvelflame2010 · 11 months
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Y/n walking into Bucky's room: Dad, I need dating advice
Bucky: Who's ass do I have to beat up?
Y/n: It's M.J.
Bucky: Oh. What have you done so far?
Y/n: Been nice, stand up for her when Flash teases her, give her book recommendations, and help her with homework
Bucky: Ok, you are off to a great start. Before we get started, I need you to get a pen and paper, and a protein bar
Y/n: Ok, I can understand the pen and paper, but what's with the protein bar?
Bucky: I'm hungry
Y/n: Oh. That makes sense
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."
MJ: "Hi."
Ned: "Hello."
Harley: "Hey."
Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."
Peter: "We were out of Doritos."
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floilee · 19 days
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One more for the collection.
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MJ: I really like Eminem.
Peter: I prefer Skittles.
Ned: She’s talking about the rapper…
Peter: Why would she eat the wrapper?
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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MJ, pointing at the 3 Spider-Men: The villains can’t beat us because we have this!
Ned: ..friendship?
MJ: no... I’m pointing at the Spider-Men. They’re going to beat them up
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