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#Incorrect Marvel Quotes
rxmqnova · 2 days
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Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*
Natasha: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
Natasha: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 days
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Y/N answers a call from Wanda…
Y/N: hey Wanda, what’s up?
Wanda: nothing much. I just left Westview. Need to do some soul searching
Y/N: it’s so weird hearing from you. I had a dream about you last night.
Wanda: really? What?
Y/N: (laughs) well we were married and we had two sons. What were their names? Oh yeah. Billy and Tommy.
Wanda:
Y/N: Wanda?
Wanda: I’ll be right over.
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incorectquoteswlw · 2 days
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Clint: So, how is it working with Yelena?
Kate: Good, she keeps me on my knees
Clint:
Kate: FUCK I MEANT TOES
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Bucky: If you kick me one more time, I’m going to sue.
Y/N: *stops mid-kick* Who the fuck is Sue and what does she have to do with anything?
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floilee · 2 days
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Balance
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crybabycunt · 2 days
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(after stitching Kate up)
Kate: Do you think it’ll scar?
Yelena: Dudes dig scars.
Kate: Do chicks?
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chaxan08 · 3 days
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Yelena after Hawkeye Ep 05: I've only had Kate Bishop for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this world and then myself.
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cissa-calls · 3 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 752
Y/N: “Do you remember what thought when you first saw Wanda?”
Wanda: “I suggest you answer truthfully…even if you don’t I’ll still figure it out”
Agatha: “Mind reading magic should be against the rules!”
Wanda: “What. Was it.”
Agatha: “…my thoughts. My thoughts were…I could help her, or I could torture her - and either one would be acceptable”
Y/N: “…not what I was expecting-“
Wanda: “-exactly what I was expecting-“
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abbie-brianna · 2 days
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Peter: Listen, FUCK trains
Bucky: this guy gets it
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selfcestmovies · 2 days
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Kate: hey
Yelena: hi
Yelena: you still on your mission? the weird one?
Kate: i don't know what you mean
Yelena: how many of you are there right now?
Kate: irrelevant question...
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you know... the headcanon where Kate gets cloned by SHIELD but she uses it as a perfect opportunity to workshop new flirty texts to Yel...
that one
should this become a full fic?
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romanoffshouse · 2 hours
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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*
Y/N: Do you like me?
Natasha: I MARRIED YOU
Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?
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fandomnerd9602 · 16 hours
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Rockstar!Wanda smiles lustfully as Y/N walks into her dressing room…
Wanda: I saw you looking at me for the whole set
Y/N: w-well with how great you are on guitar, h-how could I not?
Wanda: (purrs) oh detka, don’t be nervous
Wanda caresses Y/N’s face…
Wanda: I don’t bite. Much. What do you say we go get some burgers and a shake?
Y/N: I-I’d like that.
Wanda lets out a devious giggle…
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For @lifespectator
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incorectquoteswlw · 12 hours
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Nat: Yelena cut her hair
Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know
Nat: How's Bishop taking it?
Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?
Nat: Oh so-
Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.
Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming
Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me
Clint: What did she say?
Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.
They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch
Clint: It's been a slow day anyway
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norahdevore · 18 hours
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peter: does every superhero that wears spandex have adhd?
wade: it definitely feels like it.
peter: like, i can't think of one with normal dopamine levels
wade: i started with adhd and then life gave me a multiplier
peter: my multiplier was a spider
wade: i’d say what got me going but it’s a huuuge bummer
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floilee · 3 days
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Yelena: I want tea.
Kate: I want your legs wrapped around my head.
Yelena: Fuck the tea
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