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#Incorrect Quotes
incorrectbatfam · 9 hours ago
[after being punished by Bruce]
Tim, limping slightly: Oh, man. My butt.
Dick, also limping: Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.
Stephanie: And for an hour? I thought it would never end.
Jason: I know. How dare Bruce make us sit in those uncomfortable chairs and think about what we'd done!
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“I don’t need to buy anything on black Friday, i just want to get in a fist fight at bed bath and beyond to feel alive.”
-beauregard
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incorrectbuddie · 10 hours ago
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Eddie: You’re a fucking walking disaster.
Buck: 🥺
Eddie: I’m gonna marry the shit out of you.
Buck: 🥲
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marksandrec · 17 hours ago
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2327
(A pun.) (Dialogue from The Young Ones.)
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wrongmha · 10 hours ago
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Kirishima: Aw fuck. Asui: What? Kirishima: What if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? I can't punch a girl! Asui: No, that's okay– Kirishima: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
Source: Tumblr
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 18 hours ago
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Merry: What is love?
Pippin: Baby don’t hurt me
Boromir: I would never hurt either of you
Merry: No, it’s a song
Boromir, forcefully: I would never let anyone hurt you
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Derek: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Stiles: Derek, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
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twst-shenanigans · 10 hours ago
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Basically what happened in TWST Halloween event Part 2
*sudden realization that Deuce, MC, and Grimm are missing*
Ace: *silent tear* “Where are my friends? Give me back my friends…!”
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Crowley: “This has turned out to be a very serious predicament. We need to think of a logical solution that wouldn’t hurt anyone.”
Floyd: *calmly walks to the mirror with a baseball bat in hand*
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*encountering the ghosts*
Silver: “If you help us, we’ll return the mirror to you.”
Jamil (without his impulse control *cough, Kalim, cough*): “Return this!👊🏽”
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Jack: “I was possessed by a ghost, and it made me be disrespectful to my seniors and cry?!”
Jack: “That ghost is gonna wish it was never born!”
Jamil: “I think you mean died.”
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*finding Jade?*
Ruggie: “How can you tell that’s Jade? He could be Floyd.”
Riddle: “Oh don’t worry. I’ve learned how to tell Jade apart from the annoying specimen he calls a brother.”
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*finding Deuce? crying*
Trey: *mother instincts kick into high gear*
Sebek: “Oh suck it up, you shameful human!”
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 hours ago
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Bard: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.
Rogue: You should say something else.
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incorrectkonoha · 15 hours ago
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Sasuke: Fuck AND marry Naruto, and I’ll kill everyone else.
Suigetsu: Damn it, Sasuke. That’s not how the game works.
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wrongmha · 15 hours ago
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It hurts. Being like this. And it's not like any pain you can feel when you're alive. It's… it hurts to exist. To be dead and still here.
Source: The Magnus Archives ("Family Business")
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Jinx, pointing at Caitlyn & Vi sitting together: What the fuck... is that ALLOWED? Is that ALLOWED?
Vi: Stop.
(There's also fanart of this)
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Erica: *writing a letter*
Erica: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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kakairuincorrectquotes · 9 hours ago
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Genma: Why are you on the floor?
Kakashi: I’m sad :(
Kakashi: Also I was stabbed. Can you get Iruka, please?
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incorrectmarvelquote · 3 hours ago
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Bruce: Did you bring Barton?
Tony: Nope but I brought the next best thing
Bruce: The next best? You brought Peter. The next best thing would’ve been Natasha
Peter: I don’t even know what we’re doing but you’re probably right
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wrongmha · 5 hours ago
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She died the way she lived: as an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
Source: Monster Prom (2018)
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Bruce: What are you thankful for this year?
Jason, staring directly at Tim: Having all my internal organs.
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