#Incorrect RWBY Quotes

[juanarc-thethird]

Is a Nas-Cart

At a Gas station

Jaune: $6 on pump two, please.

Cashier: *Looks outside and then back to Jaune* Sir, that's a shopping cart.

Jaune: I don't see what the make and model of my vehicle has anything to do with the $6 of cold hard cash I just laid on the counter.

Cashier: My apologies sir. Go nuts.

Jaune gets out and begins to soak the shopping cart with gasoline.

????: *Angry* There you are, you piece of shit!

Jaune: *Looks behind him*

????: I've been looking for you!

Jaune: Who, me?

He says while continuing to douse the shopping cart with gasoline.

Kmart Manager: No, the other dumb fuck pouring gasoline into a shopping cart. I'm the general manager at the Kmart down the street. We've been looking for the bastard who keeps taking carts, and dousing them in gasoline before returning them on the fucking cart corral!!

Jaune: Sir, this ain't no ordinary shopping cart. This is a Nas-Cart.

Kmart Manager: I'm going to beat you to death you little-

*Car noises* Jaune climbs into the shopping cart and drives to the horizon.

Kmart Manager: My mistake, you have a good rest of your evening.

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[team-iceflower]

Weiss: *slaps Ruby hard*

Ruby: Ow! ...I'm assuming that's for something I haven't done yet?

Weiss: You're damn right it is.

Ruby: Cool... looking forward to that.

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[willsonlmt]

Vol.1 Jaune: I dont use a gun because i dont own one. Believe me, i think what you all have is cool incorporated guns into your weapons.

Vol 9 and onward Jaune: I dont use a gun because it's too easy, and when taking a life, it shouldn't feel easy.

#jaune arc #incorrect rwby quotes #rwby #this is a little too edgy for me. #honestly its kinda cringe.

[desicat-writer]

Yang: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Jaune's birthday invitations.

Weiss: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Yang: "Jaune's birthday".

Weiss: So, what do they say instead?

Yang: "Jaune's bi".

Weiss:

Weiss: Works out either way.

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[leokatto]

Incorrect rwby quote requested by @dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer

Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)

Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹

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[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

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[iamafanofcartoons]

The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10

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[smh0217]

Jaune: What are you doing?

Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.

Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?

Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???

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[totallyrwbyquotes]

Salem: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Tai: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my daughters. So now, I'm going to fuck you!

Everyone:...

Qrow: Well this just got interesting.

Yang: It's "fuck you up," dad.

Tai: Wait, what did I say?

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: hazbin hotel

[tupayapsina]

Vacuo's citizen: Wow, Ruby Rose! It's such an honor to meet you!

Ruby: It is?

Vacuo's citizen: I'm a huge fan!

Ruby: You are?

Vacuo's citizen: I have a poster of you on my wall!

Ruby: You do?

Yang: They sell posters?

#source: ultimate spider-man #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby vol10

[jayz4dayz]

Blake: Statistics show that one in four people are gay.

Ruby: That means one of us is gay.

Yang: I really hope it's Blake.

Weiss: We're ALL gay, you morons!

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[juanarc-thethird]

It was worth it

Jaune: *Naked with his "long sword" ready for action* Weiss, are you sure? It's just that... um... I'm a little big and I'm still learning to measure my strength for… delicate things.

Weiss: *Horny as fuck!* Let's do it!😍

8 hours later At the hospital

Weiss: *In full body cast*

Penny: Well Weiss, you have broken multiple bones and you have serious damage to your pelvis. Most likely, it will take several months for you to recover. Still… Was it worth it?

Weiss: Every second~💕

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[team-iceflower]

Yang: Wait, you met a Ruby Rose in Patch?

Weiss: Didn't just meet, we kissed a little.

Yang: AUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

Weiss: Woah, what is it?!

Yang: Ruby is my sister, you made out with my sister! *Loud gag*

#rwby #whiterose #ruby rose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #yang xiao long #source: New Girl

[willsonlmt]

Pyrrha fumming and explaing why shes mad at some girl that ruined a moment she was having with jaune.

Pyrrha: Ren, how do i get revenge on this girl?

Ren: The best form of revenge is letting go of your anger and finding happiness elsewhere.

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: Nora, what's the best way to get revenge on this girl?

Nora: Depends on whether you want them alive or not by the end.

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[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Door swings open to Yang and Ruby smiling awkwardly in the threshold. Ruby is standing in front of Yang in a desperate attempt to hide the lump in Yang's patrol jacket with her cape.

Yang: We're home! We're just gonna quick run upstairs and-

Blake: Yang Xiao Long, what is in your jacket?

Yang: .......Nothing.

Weiss: Ruby Rose, what is in Yang's jacket?

Ruby: *breaks under scrutiny* We've been had! Abort the mission!

Yang: Ruby, how could you?!

Blake: *unzips Yang's jacket and freezes upon seeing a little baby wrapped in a dirty blanket* Yang...why is there a baby in your jacket?

Yang: Okay, so it's like this, right? Ruby and I are on patrol. We're chatting, keeping an eye out for Grimm, and all of a sudden, we hear something crying in one of the sand dunes nearby. We go check it out, and there's a covered wicker basket half buried in the sand. We dig it up, and this little nugget was inside-

Blake: *half listening as she watches the baby squirm its head free from the blanket, revealing sand blonde hair and tiger ears. Baby's eyes open and look up at Blake with amber-orange eyes*

Baby: *coos at Blake with a smile*

Blake: 💘❤️‍🔥

Yang: -and I couldn't just leave the poor thing! There was no one around, and Oz and Theodore said it would be okay if- ..... Uh....Blake, are you okay?

Blake: Ours.

Yang: Wait. What?

Blake: *takes gurgling baby from the jacket, snuggling it into her arms and giving Yang a kiss* Ours, but now mine.

Yang: *watches Blake take the baby to the bathroom to get cleaned up* WHAT just happened?

Weiss: I think you guys just adopted a baby.

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[rodanhoax]

Ruby: Ok, I get me and Jaune may be more close than regular friends normally are-

Blake: Understatement of the decade.

Ruby: But! I don't see why everyone thinks we're together! We are simply a boy and a girl who platonically enjoy being around the other.

Blake: Ruby, I literally caught you getting railed by, and riding, Jaune around the academy 5 times in less than 2 days.

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