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#Incorrect Star Wars Quotes
sandsucks · a day ago
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Luke: We call that a traumatic event
Luke, turning to Boba: Not a “bro moment”
Luke, turning to Fennec: Not a “major L”
Luke, turning to Din: And not an “oof lmao”
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padawansuggest · 2 days ago
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Rex: This is Echo. *shows Echo sleeping curled up on a pile of mats* Echo loves his personal space. *pans over to show that Fives is sleeping wrapped around Echo* And this is Fives. Fives also loves Echo’s personal space.
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starwarslostclone · 2 days ago
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Din: Did it hurt when you fell-
Luke : From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Din: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Luke : ...
Din: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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nutella531 · 2 days ago
Obi-Wan: so,, I didn’t know the implications of a ‘that’s what she said’ joke,,and I was in a meeting with the Jedi Council—
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starwarscabinpressure · 2 days ago
Jar Jar: Hang on, Qui-Gon, meesa's dropped it again.
Qui-Gon: You see now why I'm carrying the video camera and you're carrying the life jacket?
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sandsucks · 2 days ago
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Grogu: You really think I care? I can’t even read
Luke:
Luke: You just set the entire temple on fire
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padawansuggest · a day ago
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Rex: *with feeling* EVERY DAY!!! I WAKE UP!!! *agonized screaming*
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starwarslostclone · 16 hours ago
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Luke : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Din : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Luke : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Din : Is it working?
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nutella531 · 2 days ago
Rex: what do you want us to bring
Anakin: any sports equipment
Ahsoka: and your cheery personalities
Fives: MY SOUL IS DEAD INSIDE
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bucketfvcker · 9 months ago
Ahsoka, showing Rex around the jedi temple: This is Grogu, hes 21 years old, making him the second oldest baby in the temple right after Anakin
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incorrectdisasterlineage · 4 months ago
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anakin: don’t come back to our place.
ahsoka: why?
anakin: obi-wan is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore.
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incorrect-mandalorian · 11 months ago
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Everyone meeting Baby Yoda across the galaxy: Gosh I’d die for that kid 💕
The Mandalorian, calling them on the eve of the big battle: You Will.
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