Ruby: Weiss, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
Weiss: Uhm- neat!
*later*
Weiss, lying face down on Blake's bed: I can't believe I said "neat", Blake! "Neat"! Nobody says neat anymore. It's the 21st century! It's not neat to say neat! But I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
Blake: Don’t beat yourself up about it. It’s perfectly normal to get nervous. Remember what happened when Yang confessed to me?
Weiss: Didn't you... thank her?
Blake, staring off into the distance: I thanked her
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Pyrrha fumming and explaing why shes mad at some girl that ruined a moment she was having with jaune.
Pyrrha: Ren, how do i get revenge on this girl?
Ren: The best form of revenge is letting go of your anger and finding happiness elsewhere.
Pyrrha: ...
Pyrrha: Nora, what's the best way to get revenge on this girl?
Nora: Depends on whether you want them alive or not by the end.
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1 day left to grab your JNPR plushies! Well done everyone for getting them funded! 🎉
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~Team JNR are Robbing Jacques~
Nora: Godamn There's another vault!
Jaune: Well .. Anyone have any ideas?
Door: Welcome to the Vault. Voice identification please.
Jaune: Uh Oh.
Ren: *In Jacques' Voice* It's me, Jacques, I want my Money!
Door: Voice Print Verified. *Opens*
Jaune: How the hell'd you do that?
Ren: I can do you guys to. *in Nora's Voice* Hey everybody!
Nora: Oh Hey Nora!
Ren: No, it's Still me.
Nora: Oh.
~~~~~
Door: Welcome to the Inner Vault. Penile Identification Required.
Jaune: Let me handle this. *Zip*
Door: *Beep Beep!* *Opens*
Nora: That's amazing! How the hell did you match it?
Jaune: I didn't, I just stuck it in there 'till something broke.
~~~~~
Door: Final Checkpoint; Answer this question. What is the most unattractive male first name in the English Language?
Jaune+Ren: *Worried Glances*
Nora: Keith.
Door: *opens*
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Tai: C'mon, name one way I'm better than your new boyfriend.
Raven: Tai, you're bigger.
Tai: Don't patronize me, if anything he's a little taller.
Raven: No, Tai, you're bigger.
Tai:
*later at the bar with Qrow and Summer*
Tai: I WIN!! *clinks glasses with them*
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For @incorrect-strq-quotes and
www.tumblr.com/incorrect-strq-quotes/716071470404632576/summer-did-you-do-it-raven-something-goes
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Tavros: wE CAN'T SERVE HER, sHE'S A CAT, rIGHT,,,
Aradia: but she's g0t a p0cket full 0f cash
Jasprosesprite: *slides a twenty across the table*
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Happy birthday to team RWBY own leader Ruby Rose 🌹
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“Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren’t more people intelligent, like me?”
- Weiss in Vol. 1, probably
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Nora and Ren in a shady district of vale.
Ren: Okay tell me exactly what happened tonight.
Nora: Well, long story short, i dragged jaune out with me to do some gambling. Turns out, im not as good at Black Jack as i thought i was, and in order to pay off my debts, i told them to take jaune till i can pay them tomorrow.
Ren: You sold jaune to the mafia!
Nora: No, i loaned him till i can pay off my deposit tomorrow, silly.
Ren: Pyrrha's gonna freak out when you tell her.
Nora: Actually i have a plan for that.
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In their dorm room, they're standing next to pyrrhas bed that has a golden retriever dog wearing jaunes hoodie sitting on it.
Pyrrha came into the dorm after her workout.
Nora: Okay, pyrrha dont freak out, but jaune through a freak accident got turned into a dog.
Pyrrha: Ren whats actually happening?
Ren: Nora lost him to the mafia were getting him back in the morning.
Pyrrha: 'sighs' Okay, let's get some sleep. Will go get human jaune in the morning.
Pyrrha gets changed for bed and lays down. Then pats the bed next to her.
Pyrrha: Come cuddle, jaune.
And dog jaune lays next to her.
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Vytal Hockey Championship Pt. 2
*On the other side of the arena with team SSSN when Jaune skates over to fuck with them*
Jaune: Hurry up and score a fucking goal already. I'm getting the bedtime sillies.
Sun: Fuck off, Jaune! Give us our time-out.
Jaune: Fuck you, Sun! Tell your mom to give me a time-out. The last time I tried that, she threatened to take a header on me into an empty pool at the Quality Suites.
*Sun zoning out in rage*
Neptune: Fuck you, Jaune! Leave us alone.
Jaune: Fuck you, Neptune! Tell your mom to leave me alone. She's been laying in my fucking water bed since Labor Day.
Sun/Scarlett/Sage/Neptune: FUCK YOU, JAUNE!
Jaune: Fuck you all. Your lives are so sad, I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you. Nice sweep, no sweep. Give your balls a tug. *Skates off*
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