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incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes · 1 month

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MC: We've got to face it, we've changed. Well, not you Merula, you're still sadistic and self-centred.

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pooks · 6 months

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Cassidy (MC): (angrily to Charlie) Alright listen you little noob firecracker- Charlie: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! See what I mean, Perce? Volatile. Cassidy: I am so gonna remember this, Charlie! Percy, hiding behind Bill: You should sleep with your pillow on top. Of your head. Tonight. Bill: (snickers)

Bonus: Rowan and Ben takes bets on when Charlie's gonna be hexed or die by Cassidy's fury.

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harrypotterhogwartshitpost · 2 years

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Merula: Further is for physical distance, farther is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.

MC: Who hurt you?

Merula: My father were you not listening

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shinyrockalaska · 2 years

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Hogwarts Mystery characters as quotes from my sister's keeper

The quotes are either a description or something they would say/think

MC: “Eventually, I told myself not to expect anything from him, and as a result it has gotten easier for me to take what comes.”

Rowan: “Don't say it. don't tell me that nobody's going to stare at me, because they will. don't tell me it doesn't matter, because it does. and don't tell me i look fine because that's a lie.”

Ben: “Sometimes to get what you want the most, you have to do what you want the least.”

Penny: “I didn't want to see her because it would make me feel better. I came because without her, it's hard to remember who I am...”

Bill: “I have a sister, so I know-that relationship, it's all about fairness: you want your sibling to have exactly what you have-the same amount of toys, the same number of meatballs on your spaghetti, the same share of love.”

Tonks: “No matter who you are, there is some part of you that always wishes you were someone else.”

Tulip: “Extraordinary things are always hiding in places people never think to look.”

Barnaby: “Here's my question: What age are you when you're in Heaven?”

Andre: “There are always sides. There is always a winner and a loser. For every person who gets, there's someone who must give.”

Charlie: “My chest feels full of glitter and helium, the way it used to when I was little and riding my father's shoulders at twilight, when I knew that if I held up my hands and spread my fingers like a net, I could catch the coming stars.”

Liz: “People think they know what they're getting, and they're always wrong.”

Jae: “It is the things you cannot see coming that are strong enough to kill you.”

Badeea: “Shooting stars are not stars at all. They re just rocks that enter the atmosphere and catch fire under friction. What we wish on when we see one is only a trail of debris.”

Diego: “You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.”

Merula: “I don't know. I don't care. all I know is when you pay for something that's supposed to give you a cup of coffee, you deserve to get your fucking cup of coffee.”

Ismelda: “They don't really pay attention to me, except when they need my blood or something.”

Talbott: “Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”

Chiara: “Life isn't nearly as stable as we want it to be.”

Beatrice: “Lately, I have been having nightmares, where I'm cut into so many pieces that there isn't enough of me to be put back together.”

Jacob: “I have only known her for two years. But if you took every memory, every moment, if you stretched them end to end-they'd reach forever.”

Skye: “You're not a bad person because you want to be yourself.”

Murphy: “It is a remarkable question- Do all the wonderful things happen when we are not aware of them?”

Orion: “Remember that every fire will burn itself out, even without your help.”

Face paint kid: “It is so easy to think that the world revolves around you, but all you have to do is stare up at the sky to realize it isn't that way at all.”

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leenamorrigan · 5 months

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Merula: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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grabowskibeepboop · 9 months

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I really need more people to know of and/or create more content for this ship

If you play hogwarts mystery and did the quiddich quests, you should know them very well, Orion Amari and Murphy Mcnully are like the perfect pairing

"I love it when he overanalizes everything I say"

"I love overanalizing everything he says"

"If they took 90% of everything you've ever said out of context, the level of confusion would stay the same"

"Thank you"

#orion/murphy #orion x murphy #murphy x orion #hphm #murphy mcnully #orion amari #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hogwarts mystery #btw these are incorrect quotes

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holyshit-im-hot · 8 months

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MC: i think our relationship is a bad idea

Jae: without a doubt

MC: then why are you smiling?

Jae: because bad ideas are my favourite kind

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mizutoyama · 1 year

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Incorrect quotes - Part 4

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incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes · 5 months

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Merula: MC, if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” will suffice. None of this “how did you get into my dorm” business. It’s real rude.

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pooks · 6 months

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Charlie: Oh no, we're going to jail! Percy: Bill's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped. Charlie: That's a good plan. You and I were kidnapped. Bill: If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail!

#disaster older siblings

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ameliathefatcat · 1 year

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Skye: Don't you hate when you eat almonds and your throat gets scratchy and you feel like you can't breathe

Orion: Uh, that's not how that.... works. that means you're--

Skye: Oh no i'm not allergic. i've eaten them for 13 years. it just always does this

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shinyrockalaska · 2 years

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Hogwarts Mystery characters as quotes from The siren

The quotes are either a description or something they would say/think

MC: “You make me feel like I could do the stupidest thing in the world, and you’d still like me how I am.”

Rowan: “Books were a safe place, a world apart from my own. No matter what had happened that day, that year, there was always a story in which someone overcame their darkest hour. I wasn't alone.”

Ben: “I kept waiting for something to happen, which isn't how life works. In closed environments, everything just repeats.”

Penny: “Life is pointless. Love is pointless. And still, wouldn’t I do every second of it all over again? I’m guessing yes.”

Bill: “We'll figure this out, I promise. I won't let you sink.”

Tonks: “Life was just a collection of small decisions.”

Tulip: “Be grand, be fearless. Make something people can't look away from.”

Barnaby: “It’s weird, all the things that go into that feeling of being home. And then it's strange to have to change it.”

Andre: “I don't want you to think that your life has been wasted while you have been so precious to me.”

Charlie: "I could tell in his face that I could burn the house down, and he’d just get out marshmallows and thank me for the lovely flame."

Liz: “It was a fact that many people ignored: Children's books held truths.”

Jae: “It took me weeks to get over this fictional pain.”

Badeea: “It was the color of ice and honey and sky and rain mixed together into a sheet of flawless glass with broken frothy edges that tickled my feet.”

Diego: “Love is a risk worth taking.”

Merula: “So why, here and now, in this frozen, useless time, did someone have to make me feel this way?”

Ismelda: “It's funny what you hold on to, the things you remember when everything ends.”

Talbott: “Sometimes you have to give the hurt a noise and let it out. If you don’t, it fills you up with its emptiness.”

Chiara: “For a small period of time, she was the only one who understood what I was feeling. She made me feel less isolated in my sadness.”

Leviosa kid: “Wanting to cry doesn't mean you can.”

Beatrice: “Maybe the key for me to move forward wasn't to eliminate everything I was feeling; maybe all I needed to do was focus on the feeling that made all others seem small.”

Jacob: “I didn’t know how to tell Her that simply being alive was not enough to be called living.”

Skye: “I'm not sure what it is, but you look like you've made and broken a lot of things and then made them all over again.”

Murphy: “how could eyes not notice the light? How could lungs not acknowledge the air? There are just some things you can't ignore.”

Orion: “We were stars, we were music, we were time.”

Face paint kid: “Instead of worrying about taking, we should worry about giving. We can’t stop the take. But we can do a hell of a lot about the give.”

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jade-eclipse-li · 7 months

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Hagrid’s Christmas fudge is disgusting, but not even Snape had the heart to tell

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leenamorrigan · 5 months

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Merula: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles. Merula: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

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ramblings-of-a-mad-cat · 7 months

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Beatrice: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Ismelda: You're like, fifteen years old.

Beatrice: I might die at thirty!

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