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#Incorrect into the woods quotes
Narrator: It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day but darker.
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lyrichi · 1 month
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[the bros are all fighting in the background]
mc, watching and eating one of those vero mango lollipops:
solomon, sitting next to them: what did you do to make them all fight like that?
mc: I said I had a favorite
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Toby: are you mad?
Jeff: no ????
Toby: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Bard: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
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scary-lasagna · 5 months
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[3am]
Jeff, coming into Ben’s room: Bro do you have my charger I need it for-
Ben, listening to “Popular girl does your hair in the back of class ASMR”: Im trying to get my hair done rn, I can’t talk
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deadpearls · 4 months
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eah as tweets/tumblr posts part 2/???
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rebelcharmings · 10 months
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happy pride month☺️☺️☺️🏳️‍🌈have some eah fake tweets
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brights-place · 3 months
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Jeff The Killer with an Mute! S/O
Pairings: Jeff the killer X Reader
Warnings: Fluff, Mentions of gore, Dating headcannons
A/N: Jeff the killer dating an mute reader that me and my friends were talking long and hard about how each creepypasta would date an S/O who is mute :>>
- When you were first introduced he tried to annoy you and get you to talk smack back to him caus he wanted to fight someone since Jane was on an mission and Jeff itched for an fight
- He’s suspicious of you at first when you don't reply - Even more so that you don’t talk. But if you prove you’re  not a threat in other ways, he doesn’t actually mind it all that much... JK HE DOES MIND LIKE WHY AIN'T YOU FIGHTING OR YELLING AT HIM!
- He complains and cruses you out as you just stared at him - Jeff is annoyed how you hangout with Smile dog who makes sure to make you feel comfy which makes Jeff confused since well... Smile wasn't nice to people actually nobody really was I mean they were Creepypastas they were creatures and beings that could kill
- When he tried to fight Liu since well that's whats siblings do you smacked him up top the head as liu cackled at how Jeff was flabbergasted as you stared him down
- He gets annoyed by everybody and since your silent he comes out of nowhere and hangs out with you as he says "Shut up" when not knowing you were mute cause he never knew you were mute
- Ends up going on tangents or rants about the others while you just sit there and kind of annoyed yet staring down at him making sure he is comfortable - He knows it can get annoying to just have to listen but he’s extremely grateful for the outlet. - he can bitch about his day only to turn around and find you still there, listening intently. 
- Sooner or later he watches you do sign language talking to EJ, Toby, and Nina as you just nodded shook your head or just did sign language which he connected the dots quickly finding out that you were mute
- most of the time he is translating for those who can't understand you when you use sign language when Jeff can't is when he's on his missions and off to kill some people
- Other then that he would be by your side making sure your safe and are alright When he speaks he forgets that he's doing sign language while speaking whenever your near and people point it out he rolls his eyes
- He gets used to your silence and can't help but when he feels pissy just walks towards were you are in your room or in the kitchen kick open the door and grab you and lay his head on your shoulder
- He didn't understand sign language so he just focused on when you're looking at something or someone in a certain way, how your eyebrows furrow. how you squint your eyes, the way your lips curve up or downwards with something he likes and dislikes.
- He could read your thoughts and what you want to say but can't at all but try to explain in sign language to you and say's fuck it and just speaks to you as you nod your head listening. - He switches from checking to verbal confirmation to physical confirmation - When you two are out at night not doing missions you take an stroll before jeff then goes on an rampage out of boredom - You were making sure that jeff was careful when you noticed an couple watching them afar since you knew that they had an child but also knew that why you two killed the two parents cause they were Junkies and quiet emotionally abusive towards their own child so of course you had to kill the two so you brought Jeff!
- When he is on an mission his knife digging into the skin of an 30 year old couple while their daughter was fast asleep in her room not knowing about what was happening downstairs.
- You couldn't help but watch Jeff ripping the parents skin with his knife carving an smile as he turns towards you when you stomped your foot lightly two times on the floor is what you two used to say its time to go since he well he and you have your own secret language
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pooks · 7 months
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(Percy, Oliver, Penny and Marcus sneaking around at night in their fourth year) Percy: Alright, I go first. Oliver, you stay behind me. And stay tight. Marcus: ...Bow chicka bow wow. Oliver: Penny: Percy: Never mind. Marcus goes in front. Marcus: Eh, it was worth it.
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annabellelupin · 10 months
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George: you should watch our quidditch game today
Percy: I am not interested in some stupid, idiotic, pointless ga-
Oliver, wearing his quidditch uniform: *smiles* hey percy
Percy: you know what I am suddenly feeling very I interested in some quidditch-
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The Witch: there may be a way out of this… but we have to throw Jack under the bus.
The Baker’s Wife: how do we do that?
The Witch: we get a bus. And throw Jack under it.
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melme1 · 4 months
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A moment from a mini-comic^ ^
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*texting*
Toby: my nose just started bleeding
Jeff: I know
Jeff: I did that
Jeff: telepathically
Toby: you bitch
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Percy complaining about Oliver: he’s pompous and arrogant and quite sure he knows best in every situation!
Bill having listened to Percy just explain himself: huh, he sounds like a terrible nuisance…
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elisedonut · 10 months
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Marcus: I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Percy’* Oliver: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I love you but for the love of merlin, Please behave.’*
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scary-lasagna · 2 months
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Slender: Why must you and Jane bother each other so much just to cause an argument? Jane: Oh! Nono! We don't argue. :) Jeff: She bashes my head in with a rock and then I walk it off like the man I am. End of story. Jane: No arguing involved. Slender, sighing in disappointment:
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