..........maybe ghosts arent the best halloween decoration in a ninja village where murder happens on the reg.
bummer tho :/
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Kakashi [ get home from the hospital before being discharged and saw Iruka waitting for him in the livingroom]
Kakashi : Am I in trouble?
Iruka : Have a guess
Kakashi :… No?
Iruka : Have another guess
Kakashi : I can expl-
Iruka : remember how you always call me cute whenever I’m mad?
Kakashi : I can’t tell where this is going…
Iruka : ‘cause I’m about to get fucking gorgeous
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Iruka: will you ever write a good mission report?
kakashi: na-ah
iruka: the fuck you mean 'na-ah'?
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Yamato: Iruka-Sensei kissed you?
Kakashi:
Yamato: And you said "Thank you"…?
Kakashi: Yeah.
Yamato: Well, that was very polite of you.
[Meanwhile]
Iruka: "Thank you"?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Anko: He’s stupid, Iruka, you know that.
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Sakura: Karin just told me how she enjoyed getting bitten by you…
Sasuke: those were medical emergencies
Sakura: I know, I told her I enjoyed getting bitten by you too
Sasuke: but not because of medical emergencies…
Sakura (smirking): oh she knows… I told her. in detail.
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Iruka: when I think about you I touch myself
Kakashi: oh my, sensei~
Iruka: meaning I rub my temples because you give me a fucking headache
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comic commission for @vfclayr, based on this post by @kkirincorrectquotes
Calli ty so much for commissioning me to draw THE BLORBOS
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Kakashi: How many kids do you have?
Iruka : Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Kakashi: As soon as Iruka unblocks me, the wedding is back on
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iruka: raise your hand if you thought i was dating Kakashi.
naruto: i thought you guys were married.
iruka:
kakashi: WAIT WE WEREN’T DATING?!
iruka: oh my gosh
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Iruka: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Kakashi: It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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Iruka: Which country has the most birds?
Gai: Portu-geese!
Iruka: That's a language
Gai: Portu-gull?
Tenzō: Good recovery.
Kakashi: I think you mean good re-dovery
Iruka: TURKEY. HOW COULD YOU MISS TURKEY?
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Iruka : I read that couples who are happily married can finish each other's-
Kakashi : -Mission reports.
Iruka :
Kakashi : [whisper] please
Iruka : Fine, hand it over
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Kakashi: I don't like Iruka.
Yamato: why your eyes are shaped like hearts then?
Kakashi, looking at Iruka with a stupid smile: allergies...
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Naruto: how am I supposed to ask Hinata on a date?
Sasuke: don’t. Just be like me.
Naruto: I’m not going to ask her to travel with me and then get her pregnant idiot….
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