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#Incorrect marauders quotes
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Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!
Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.
Sirius, confused: What?
Remus, nervous: What?
Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?
James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?
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that-bitch-kat3 · 2 days
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remus (jokingly): you are a terrible gossip
mary: i am a WONDERFUL gossip. now do you want to know what lily said about james or not?
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theprongspotter · 19 hours
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James: Do you think you'd love me in every universe?
Regulus: I don’t even like you in this one.
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c: @unboundprompts
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yourgalgremlin · 3 days
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vomits0cutely · 1 day
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James: why don’t you have a bf?
Lily: cause my parents aren’t really cool with that yet
Lily: what about you? Why don’t you have a gf?
James: cause your parents aren’t okay with it, yet
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Sirius: I have SUCH high standards I don-
Remus: *walks in, trips, falls*
Sirius: I want him.
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the-leo-lion · 19 hours
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PROMPT:
remus flirting back for the first time with sirius
Here's a silly one and I'll make a actual thought out well written one when my laptop charges! Hope you like it as much as I had fun writing it 🔪🦁🗡
Setting- Shrieking shack just after Sirius escapes Azkaban
Snape: *spiteful* Black we will get you back to the castle so the dementors can give you your kiss
Remus: *looks between them* I don't think we will I'll be the only one kissing him thank you very much and Snivilus your just mad because someone actually wants to kiss Sirius and your 39 and never had any action *he walks forward as he's talking and trips over a loose wooden floor plank and falls into Sirius lap*  oh well hello there *winks with both eyes*
Sirius: it's taken you 21 years to flirt with me and that's the best you can do *smirks but is blushing like mad* well it's pretty damn wonderful if I do say so myself.
Meanwhile~ harry knocks snape out in the background
Wolfstar- kissing like their life depends on it.
THE END
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propussyslayer · 1 day
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remus the type of lad to have hard -shaking furniture, nails in the wall, can be heard from the dungeons and the astronomy kinda- sex and walk out with his goofy little books under one arm and go be asocial behind a statue
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Regulus: Do you now the story of the mouse, the lion and the thorn? James: Yeah. Regulus: Well, there you go, in case we ever meet a monster. James: You know that story’s about the mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of it’s paw though, right? Regulus: No, it’s not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn. James: Who told you that? Regulus: My mother. James: James: That actually explains a lot.
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Sirius Black has 100% figured out how to make himself faint. Just to reach peak drama
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jamespotterbbg · 2 days
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i return as I must with things my friends have said as the marauders:
Marlene: "Don't hope, seduce"
Remus: "It's called murder mystery, but the real mystery is who asked"
Sirius: "Silence peasant"
Barty: "We are summoning a raccoon"
Marlene: "I'm in love with your mom... wait... does that mean I'm gay?"
Mary: "When two people love each other very much, they go to Walmart to buy a child"
Evan: "Why do you have straight paper?"
Sirius: "Ice! Ice! I'm going to hell but it's ice!"
Lily: "You don't have to worry about being straight... oh wait you're not straight"
Regulus: "Draw a pufferfish that could fuck your mother"
James: "Wait ok here me out... a fishbowl"
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theprongspotter · 19 hours
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James: I brought you flowers.
Regulus: For what?
James: There has to be a reason?
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c: @writers-potion
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Just a normal summer. Together in a large cabin. In the woods.
Regulus: *writing some sadboi poetry per usual*
Sirius: *blasting Maneskin*
Regulus: doesn't really give a shit*
Remus: *trying to read, with headphones on*
James: *pacing the room while rambling to himself about a new theory*
Peter: *preventing Marlene from burning down the kitchen*
Marlene: *lights up all the fucking plants for fun*
*Mary: *making DIY stuff out of her old clothes*
Dorcas: *just vibing with Reg, sketching*
Pandora: *watching the chaos ensue while she tries to touch the fire*
Barty: *smoking then intentionally throwing it on the plants to worsen the fire*
Evan: *staring at the ceiling, lying in the living room with a bottle of vodka in his hands*
Lily: *trying to ignore everything but gives up and cusses at every single one of them.*
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king-of-horny · 1 day
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one particular morning
Baby Harry: baba
Regulus: yes baby I'm your baba
*James dying of love on the floor*
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Sirius: *kissing Remus*
James: *walks into the dorm*
Sirus:
Remus:
James:
Sirius: he had something on his lips
James:
James: and you kissed him instead of just wiping it off?
Sirius:
Sirius: yes…
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