#Incorrect mdzs

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

not wei wuxian saying “it’s, uh, normal for men to do stuff like this once in a while” immediately after like ????

#mxtx #mdzs #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #wangxian #lan wangji

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: Oh no! Jing Zixuan isn't here. Who will I bully now?

Wen Ning: You can bully me!

Wei Wuxian: *dramatic gasp* I would never!

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #wen ning #source: a conversation i overheard

[lucky-cat-13]

Wei Wuxian: You wouldn't get it. I'm just built different.

Jiang Cheng: No, you're not. You're built the same.

Wei Wuxian: *gasps* You take that back!

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #source: me

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #cringe fail insane husbands

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx memes #mo xiang tong xiu #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #the untamed #incorrect the untamed #cql meme #incorrect cql #chen qing ling #founder of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic arts #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan huan #lan xichen #wangxian #twin jades

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Ying: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Lan Zhan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Wei Ying: Seize the dick.

#lan zhan actually knows what it means #he just wants to plan innocent before he fucks wei ying into oblivion #rip wei yings ass #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #wangxian #wang yibo #xiao zhan #incorrect the untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #the untamed #mxtx #lan clan

[thlassicalamity]

i started collecting text posts i thought were wangxian core bfore I even actually read mdzs and then came back and edited them onto some for fun after and. I think I’m very funny. so I’m sharing the wealth

#incorrect mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxuan #lan wangji #wangxian #the biting one i thought ab for a week bfore making it and then I was like ‘hey I could make more of these’ so I dredged the rest up too #i just edited them out of the book covers btw. i Only have transparent busts bcuz i didn’t bother to cut out more than that but #if anyone wants them tbh lmk and I’ll post those separately #…i Dont have the full transparent wwx i used for the curse one anymore tho. i only had it for the two seconds it took to make that image

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

i found these socks at a thrift store

and i just feel like wei wuxian would absolutely rock them:

anywho

#mxtx #personal #mdzs #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #there were actually 2 pairs of them lol it was a great find

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I'm gonna need a human skull and you can't ask any questions.

Wei Wuxian: Only if you also don't ask why.

Wei Wuxian: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: This one is fine.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #source: tiktok

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *on the boat in Caiyi Town* of course i know how to talk to girls, i can make any girl fall in love with me! watch this-

wei wuxian: *pointing at lan wangji* LADIES, ISN’T HE PRETTY? HANDSOME?? OTHERWORDLY???

ladies: so handsome!!!

wei wuxian: IS HE NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS IMMACULATE MALE SPECIMEN YOU’VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?

ladies: yeeaah…! i guess?

wei wuxian: WOULDN’T YOU PURPOSELY BREAK ALL 3,000 LAN SECT RULES JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM? TO STARE AT HIS FACE FOR HOURS?? TO GET PUNISHED BY HIM???

ladies: …………

wei wuxian: WOULD YOU DRAW HIS PORTRAIT AND SHOW HIM YOUR COLLECTION OF GAY POR-

jiang cheng: *pushes him off the boat*

#I mean #this is basically what he said in my mind LMFAO #mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #cql #incorrect mdzs #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #apple memes 🍎 #jiang cheng #lan zhan #wei ying #hanguang jun #jiang wanyin #he’s gay your honor

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Lan Wangji: why are you touching me

Wei Wuxian: i am? five feet away from you??

Lan Wangji: i can feel your presence. begone

#lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed