#Incorrect mdzs quotes

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

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[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Lan Qiren teaching: the Lan forehead ribbon is proof of discipline and restraint

Wei Wuxian: it sure restrains ill tell you that

Lan Qiren:

Wei Wuxian:

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[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

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[wangxianslillotus]

Lwj: I will but in ways you don't yet know

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong, for $1000, would you have sex with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: Shit, that's tough. Would I have to pay the thousand all at once, or in installments, or-

(Source)

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[mianqingxuan]

Jiang cheng: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Wei wuxian: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.

Nie huaisang: I got distracted halfway through.

Lan wangji: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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[cloudvivi]

Jin Ling: Please, I’m begging you go to a doctor.

Jiang Cheng: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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[motivationisdead]

Lan Jingyi: I have decided that I will now cause problems on purpose.

Jin Ling: And that’s different from how you normally act how?

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[my-random-mdzs-thoughts]

*Lan Jingyi running*

Wei Wuxian: *seeing him running head first for a low tree branch* Jingyi! DUCK!

Lan Jingyi: Quack!

Lan Jingyi: *proceeds to run full force into said low tree branch*

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[jayktoralldaylong]

Lan Wangji: What's your weapon called?

Wei Wuxian: Whatever.

Lan Wangji: You don't want to say?

Wei Wuxian, with a grin: It's called Whatever. When I had to choose a name I couldn't pick so I just said "Whatever" and it stuck. Funny right? XD

Lan Wangji: .........

Lan Wangji back home: Dear Diary, once again, why does it have to be him? (TT) Why?!

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[lan-wangjis-wei-wussy]

Wei Wuxian: We're best friends! I'm straight but I'd rather kiss him than any other girls!

Lan Wangji:...We're best friends, I constantly think about all the positions I can [REDACTED] him with [REDACTED] and with [REDACTED] while he's [REDACTED] with my [REDACTED]

Jiang Cheng:......YOU WANT TO WHAT MY BROTHER?!!

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[lovewanxian]

Wei Wuxian: I’ve accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’

Wei Wuxian: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for three months and presumed dead by almost the entire cultivating world

Wei Wuxian: ....

Wei Wuxian, followed by an army of ghosts and corpses, surrounded by resentful energy: I mean, they're not entirely wrong

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[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting

Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk

Luo Binghe: Lan?

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: a good one.

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*

Wei Wuxian: yes

Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand

Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?

Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?

Hua Cheng: oh yes

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[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Wwx: *trying to flirt*

Wwx: Can you help me? I’m lost.

Lwj: Mn.

Wwx: Could you tell me where the road to your heart is?

Lwj: Shouldn’t Wei Ying know that already? Wei Ying was the one who paved it.

Wwx: *is flustered* *blushing intensifies*

//When you’re a flirt but he’s also a flirt//

(Insp.)

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[wangxianslillotus]

Wwx a summary:

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!

Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!

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