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heyimboredtalktome · a day ago
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Camilo: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?
Dolores: Have you ever been cheated on?
Camilo: I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.
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arguablysomaya · 2 days ago
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Dick: You killed her!
Jason: Actually I believe she died of natural causes
Damian, checking the body: Knife to the neck
Dick: I thought you said she died of natural causes?!
Jason: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck
Damian, nodding: What would be unnatural is if she survived
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Nico, at the police station: I’m here for Percy.
The officer: Surename?
Nico:
Nico: Ah, you must be new...
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ecidyruee · a day ago
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days ago
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Jason: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut in panic*
Dick: Oh my God, what did you do?
Jason: Nobody died!
Dick: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 2 days ago
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Ranger: I have weird survival instincts. I see a wolf. Do I know intimately all the ways it can kill me? Yes. Do I want to give it belly rubs and snoot boops? Also yes
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pjononsense · a day ago
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Percy: The crab in the little mermaid was right, the human world is a mess
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souqa · 2 days ago
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y/n: sometimes i feel something crawl over me at night
draken: it's the consequences of your actions
mitsuya: the guilt that comes with your choices
baji: past trauma
mikey: oops that was me. i sneak in your room to cuddle
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bobafettuccini · a day ago
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Armorer: One may only be redemed in the living waters beneath the mines of mandalore
Din: But the mines have all been destroyed
Armorer: sucks to suck lol
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hadesisqueer · 2 days ago
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heyimboredtalktome · 2 days ago
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Nico:
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Annabeth:
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Reyna:
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Rachel:
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Will:
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Percy:
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Julieta: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Bruno: Once Mamá forgot me in the parking lot.
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bisexual-cryptid · a day ago
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din: ow fuck! i cut my finger.
luke: here, let me kiss it better.
din, blushing furiously: oh- uh- okay.
*later*
din: boba, i need you to punch me in the mouth.
boba, already winding up: done.
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stephreynaart · 2 days ago
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Radiation IS bullshit
I dunno, just thought it was funny
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multifandomgirlll · 2 days ago
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Nie Huaisang: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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incorrectbatfam · 13 hours ago
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Dick: Limit pasta consumption.
Stephanie: Blocked.
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thanatoastie · 2 days ago
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Bitches be like: “The Greek gods were very complex. They were meant to be like humans in drastic proportions. Their bads were the worst, but their goods were also the best. They’re very morally complex characters. You can not say “Hades is evil, Ares is evil, Artemis is good, Athena is good.” That is because it’s not true, their grand characters can not be summarized in such small sentences. Zeus though, Zeus is a bitch. “
It’s me. I’m bitches.
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marauders-once-said · 5 months ago
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miss-alice-evelynn · a month ago
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Mirabel: *sneezes*
Bruno from behind the wall: bless you
Mirabel: God?
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