[At Shizuo and izaya’s apartment]
Shizuo and izaya: *Having their usual dispute*
Shinra: *goes to the kitchen to grab the snack*
yoongi: sometimes I don’t finish my sentences and leave the other person hanging
taehyung: can you give me an example?
Uther: No monsters under your bed
Morgana: I know, they’re behind you know
Dr Doofenshmirtz: If you guys should show aliens one of your social media posts, what would it be?
Rodney: I’d make a new one about how I’m the leader and I declare war on them. Then I’ll see if those bozo’s fall for it.
Dr Doofenshmirtz: You’re going to get us all killed.
Rodney: Yeah but imagine to look on their faces when they find out I’m just some low level mad scientist and not an immortal being or some guy with a third eye
Zuko: I told you to stop doing that with the knives.
Izumi, with knives taped to her knuckles: But Wolverine has-
Zuko: I said stop.
Octavia: So we come in by the back, and we make our way-
Madi: We kill them all!
Octavia: Damn, respect…
Kouyou: What do you want to eat?
Arahabaki: The souls of the innocent.
Chuuya: A bagel.
Chuuya: Two bagels.
Bartender: is this man bothering you?
Baz, with a possessive Simon draped over him: yes but he’s my boyfriend, so I kind of signed up for this.
Angelique: *uses her magic to summon every weapon out on the field and directed them towards the enemy lines*
Donaigh, hurtling through the air at top speed, screaming: ASK IF ANY OF US ARE HOLDING ON TO WEAPONS FIRST!!!!!!
Alec: I once had a crush on someone and didn’t know how to handle it so I just filled their car with glitter and confetti.
Clary: Aw, that’s actually adorable.
Magnus: Hahaha, what a crazy coincidence, I once went to my car and it was filled with heart shaped confetti and red glitter…
Alec: Yeah, mad isn’t it. I gotta go…
Linda: the best way to conquer a man is through supporting him unconditionally and showing him how to love and take care of himself
yoko: too complicated, settle for heroin
Brock: Based on statistical evidence, I’m immortal.
Jack: How so?
Brock: Haven’t died yet.
alice: hmmm i wonder what nao and reko are doing
alice: *opens door*
reko and nao: it’s not what it looks like!!
alice: reko how could you?!
alice: i told you it was my turn to play mario kart with nao!