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shanksbaby · 1 year
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Starrk : I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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My two favorite types of anime are like:
An ancient evil has risen and the only ones who can stop it are these 3-5 mentally ill teens operating at different levels of queerness and insanity. (setting may vary)
and
Hercules, Cu Chulainn and Princess Kaguya come back to life and get an apartment together because rent is expensive these days.
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the-black-bulls · 7 months
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Gauche: "I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy." I would. Pussy.
Zora: "I’m not gonna sink to their level." I will. Coward.
Nero: "I’m the bigger person." I’m 152 centimeters tall. Give me the gun. Bitch. 
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yellowgreendinno · 24 days
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William: Why is Nozel crying on the floor? Fuegoleon: He took a "Which captain are you" test. William: And who did he get? Fuegoleon: Yami... Nozel: [muffled screaming]
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ladymiraclewings · 7 months
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Leopold Vermillion: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him? Fuegoleon Vermillion: You did WHAT— Mereoleona Vermillion: William Snakespeare.
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delusionalpolo · 2 months
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Nacht : "So me and Y/N are dating."
Yami : "You couldn't find anything better?"
Nacht : "Did I asked your opinion? Shitty Captain!"
Yami : "Shut the fuck up, I was taking to her!"
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*Fue slander occuring*
Mereoleona: *is on fire and warpath immediately*
Leopold: Who insulted my aniue?
Salamander: *hisses dangerousely* I haven't chosen him for nothing, you stupid human.
Asta: How dare you insult captain Fuegoleon like that, he is an amazing guy! Once I'm Wizard King, I'll make you take those words back!
Yuno: What pathetic people.
Noelle: He is one who aknowledge me early one, he is a great captain! Besides, I'm royalty, and captain Fuegoleon is too, so vanish you insects.
Nozel: Mercury Creation Magic: Silver Star of Execution!
Yami: A fraud and a clown, huh? Sounds to me like yer all insulting yourself. How about a Dimension Slash?
Yosuga: Are daring to insult my future brother-in-law?
Mimosa: I am someone nice, but I won't tolerate this!
Kirsch: How dare you! Your words and souls are so ugly, while my cousin is beautiful!
Crimson Lion Kings: We won't let you insult our captain, he is the best!
William: I've done him ugly. I deserve those insults, not Fuegoleon.
Charlotte: You are all pathetic. He is a respectable man, unlike you.
Dorothy: *cheery* Do you want to come into my Glamour World? I have some nightmares ready for you.
Jack: How about I slice you all and then we see who are the real frauds are.
Rill: I'm usually someone kind, but I might forget this side of me for the next five minutes.
Kaiser: Are you insulting him for being human?
Magna: How dare you insult one of the manliest and best fire magic users who is respected by captain Yami?
Luck: Wanna fight? Wanna fight? Wanna fight!
Zora: He is one of the only good royals in this world and you call him a fraud? *throws an army of stinkbugs*
Julius: Now take a moment and think a bit how your favourite characters would think about your slander of someone they all love and respect.
Fuegoleon: *quirks a brow and sips his wine*
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Nozel: Why would you set fire to my estate?
Yami: Why wouldn't we set fire to your estate?
Jack: You need to learn to live a little.
Nozel: By putting out a fire?!
Black Clover Dnd
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Yami: It's okay to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet.
Vanessa: Wraiths in the attic.
Magna: Ghosts in the bedroom.
Luck: Mummy in the kitchen.
Gauche: Enchanted armour on the stairs.
Asta: Slimes in the basement.
Noelle: Maybe a giant spider in the backyard.
Finral: Beholder or two in the garage.
Nacht: Vampires are also in the closet.
Henry: Our house is very unsafe.
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1yokiro1 · 6 months
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Yami No-
Y/n:*Listing all the reasons why Yami should preserve Asta's innocent*
Yami: Imma Tell him how babies are made.
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enolacola · 8 months
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Incorrect quotes are fun.
Vanessa: Having trouble figuring out Asta’s favourite person is?
Yuno: It’s me!
Noelle: It’s me!
Leopold: Me!
Yami, who just came for the drama: It’s probably not me.
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loosesodamarble · 21 days
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Nacht: Ugh, I can't believe that Yami has been evading paperwork this whole time. One would think that he's illiterate and trying to hide it. But no! He can read and write just fine! I swear if I have to do any more paperwork for him I'm going to shatter his kneecaps.
Finral, having lived Nacht's complaints for 7 years: Omg, wanna make out, vice captain?
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kcuf-ad · 9 months
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Yuno: *looking at Asta's computer* Password clue: Asta's favourite person?
Yuno: *smirks at Noelle* Sorry, but I think we both know who it is so...*types his name*
Computer: INCORRECT PASSWORD!
Yuno: What?!
Noelle: *starts crying* Oh, this award is more than just me! I would like to thank my mom, my brother, my... *Starts typing her name*
Computer: INCORRECT PASSWORD!
Noelle: What the what?!
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the-black-bulls · 2 months
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Zora: That asshole is definitly homophobic.
Liebe: Homophobic?
Zora: You know. Hates gay people.
Liebe: Gay people?
Zora: Yeah. Gay people. They're, um, people who experience attraction to someone of the same gender.
Liebe: Gender?
Zora: [gives up]
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Anime characters getting slapped
Inosuke Hashibira: *angry boar noises*
Naruto Uzumaki: *angry ninja noises*
Yuji Itadori: *angry sorcerer noises*
All Might: *angry superhero noises*
Denji: *angry chainsaws revving*
Asta: *angry noises, so not much different from normal Asta*
Kyouko Hori: “Harder.”
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delusionalpolo · 2 months
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Yami : "I was son of a fisher man who got lost in the Ocean one day."
*Asta after visiting the Land Of The Sun* : "So that was a fucking lie."
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