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#Incorrect star wars quotes
tattycoram · 2 days
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*when the 212th and 501st have training together* Waxer: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Echo? Fives: Have you ever run a simulation with Echo? Waxer: No.. Fives: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *on the other end of the battlefield* Echo, chasing Boil: I SAID FASTER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS IT MEANS MORE FAST-
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Leia Organa: I searched everywhere. Borsk Fey'lya: What? Leia Organa: I looked through hundreds of files. Leia Organa: Looked through all our correspondences. Leia Organa: I even searched my closet. Leia Organa: But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion. Borsk Fey'lya:
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pinksloosh · 3 days
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Anakin: You know, I'm not great with kids.
Obi-wan: You're not great with adults either.
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midnightdjarin · 9 hours
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the batch: *playing hide & seek*
omega: …3,2,1 okay here I- wrecker??
wrecker: *standing behind a tree silently*
crosshair: *sighs* she can see you
wrecker: NO SHE CANT
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starwarstweets · 2 days
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bisexualvader · 1 month
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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mmelolabelle · 8 months
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➡️incorrect star wars
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incorrectmandalorian · 8 months
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keeping up with the mandalorians
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tattycoram · 1 month
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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[about Mara] Han Solo: She murdered multiple people. Luke Skywalker: No one is perfect
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gamelpar · 1 month
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Crosshair: I hate you.
Omega: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.
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techfan450 · 3 months
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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bbygirl-obi · 8 months
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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obes-kenobes-benos · 4 months
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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