#Incorrect stucky quotes

[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Tony: They call me coffee because I grind so fine ;)

Steve: Oh my God

Natasha: They call me coffee because I keep you up past two am

Steve: Stop.

Bucky: They call me coffee-

Steve: DON'T

Bucky: Because I'm dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am

Steve: ...baby,are you ok?

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[steveybucky]

Bucky: wow you grew a beard while I was under haha I didn’t even know you could grow a beard

Steve: yeah but I’m probably gonna shave it after this

Bucky: don’t you dare

Steve:

Steve: you know what? It’s starting to grow on me

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Some random shield intern: You do realise there's a rumour going around Shield that you're in love with Captain Rogers?

Bucky: A rumor?! I need to fix this. There should not be any doubt.

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[stuckysknife]

Steve [flirting]: Maybe we could be friends in a... historical way? ;)

Bucky: We're already that?

Steve: No like-

Bucky: I mean, we both fought in WWII,

Steve: That's not-

Bucky: We were frozen for at least half a century,

Steve: Bucky-

Bucky: And now we're living in the age of the internet, which neither of us know how to use. So yeah, I'd say we're pretty historical.

Sam [walking in]: He's trying to say that he's in love with you.

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[stucky-love-forever]

Steve: I need your help. I made a mistake.

Bucky: It’s ok, I have a shovel.

Steve: What do you think I did?

Bucky: It doesn’t matter. No one will ever know

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[ww2boyfriends]

steve, cuddling alpine: stinky. stinky little kitty. smelly little rat. so so stink---

bucky: she is a proper young lady get it fucking right rogers.

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[sebbys-mama]

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[stevesbigbazoxngas]

wanda: *looks into steves mind to show him his worst nightmare*

steves mind: mmmmm menn,,, men men men big hot men....hot men, men. .so many men man. Men.......Bcuky bucmy mmmm bucky barnes bucky men, sweaty men bucky bucky sweaty and hot mmmmmenenm mbcuky

wanda:

wanda: jesus fucking christ

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[agentkikirogers]

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[give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back]

Steve: Where's Buck? He was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago

Steve :*checks his phone *

Bucky's text: Hey Steve, I'm sorry I'm late,I don't know yet how late I'll be there, but I've been trying to find a way out of my room for 20 minutes. There's this big bug between me and the door-

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[peter-parkers-left-pinky]

Steve: *Gently taps table*

Bucky: *Taps back*

Y/n: What are they doing?

Sam: Morse code.

Steve: *Aggressively taps table*

Bucky: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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[marvelstufflol]

Steve: think you can mansplain, manipulate, malewife your way out of this one?

Bucky: Manslaughter it is

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: *Staring at Sam silently*

Steve: You've been quiet today?

Bucky:

Bucky: Nobody plans murder out loud.

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[stuckysknife]

Scott: Trapped in the ice for 65 years... how old is he now?

Bucky: Old enough for a breeze off the Hudson River to kill him.

Steve: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE THE SAME AGE

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[stucky-love-forever]

Steve: Please? For me?

Bucky: Don’t do that

Steve: What?

Bucky: You think everytime you say ‘Please? For me?’ I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time.

Steve: Please? For me?

Bucky: Fine.

Sam: WHIPPED!

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[1luna1lovegood1]

Steve: I didn't sleep at all last night.

Sam: You know what they say, if you can't sleep is because someone else is thinking about you.

Steve: Ha! Who would be thinking about me at 3am?

Bucky: *panicked silence*

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