#Incorrect tgcf

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Feng Xin: If I died-

Mu Qing interrupting him: Death will not get ypu out of this relationship.

#heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #mu qing #fengqing #feng xin #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

[misto713]

Guoshi: "Xie Lian, you must never ever allow a woman to seduce you! Stay pure!"

Xie Lian: *sees Hua Cheng "Instructions unclear, he's not a woman so I can marry him, right? :D"

#tgcf #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #tgcf spoilers

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

#source: helluva boss #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #Xie Lian #hua cheng #hualian #Mu Qing #Feng Xin #fengqing #xianle trio

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

and u kno what he is doing a Wonderful job at all of those things!

#mxtx #incorrect tgcf #xie lian #tgcf #he is doing so good #really nailing all 4 of those things #100/10 job #hualian

[sugar-bi-scuit]

*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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[luchichufer]

"I can't believe we both are old and depressed"

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[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*

Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx memes #mo xiang tong xiu #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf #eternal faith #hua cheng #he xuan #yin yu #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf he xuan #tgcf yin yu

[sweepinggeneral]

Xie Lian being drunk:

Xie Lian: From now on we will be using code names. 

Xie Lian: You can address me as Eagle One. 

Xie Lian : Feng Xin  is “been there done that”. 

Xie Lian : Hua Cheng is “currently doing that”. 

Xie Lian : Mu Qing is “it happened once in a dream”. 

Xie Lian: Shi QingXuan  is “if I had to pick a enby”. 

Xie Lian : And He Xuan is.. 

Xie Lian : Eagle Two 

He Xuan: Oh thank god.

#shitpost #hualian #xie lian #mu qing #feng xin #he xuan #shi qingxuan #tgcf shitpost #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf #gay #tgcf

[stormhordy]

hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #taizi dianxia #san lang #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf #hualian #incorrect quotes #mxtx #danmei #funny quotes #mxtx memes #incorrect tgcf

[twistedappletree]

heaven officials: be careful your highness, you might cross paths with Hua Cheng again in the mortal realm and—

xie lian: hahaha damn that’s craaaaazyyyyy! anyway i should get back to the mortal realm right now, immediately

#love him #he’s totally lowkey not obvious at all literally the master of the down low #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hob #tgcf crack #tgcf meme #incorrect tgcf #mxtx #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #apple memes 🍎 #taizi dianxia

[rand0m-things808]

Heaven doesn't care about Xie Lian liking a guy, they just care about if he's a good guy or not. Be like Heaven. Then again, Heaven said "Fuck the Crimson Rain Sought Flower" and Xie Lian took it literally only for them to find demonic essence in him.

#incorrect tgcf #tgcf incorrect quotes #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #crimson rain sought flower #taizi dianxia #hualian

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Mu Qing: *Laying on the floor*

Xie Lian: sooo... Feng Xin said he liked you?

Mu Qing: yes

Xie Lian: and.....you asked him.....to marry you?

Mu Qing: yes

Hua Cheng, trying to hold back laughter (and failing): Did he freak out?

Mu Qing: I don't know. I ran away before I scared him away even more.

*Meanwhile at the Ming Guang Palace*

Feng Xin, bursting through the doors: PEI MING GET YOUR ASS UP I'M GETTING FUCKING MARRIED.

#this is part of my FX PM himbo besties agenda #FX would 100% go to PM first to announce it #He'd wait to calm down before talking to XL #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #feng xin #xie lian #hua cheng #incorrect tgcf #tgcf shitpost

[huachengslastbraincell]

He Xuan: I just really like them and i don't what to say to them.

Hua Cheng, trying to be a supportive bestie because gege told him: Just go up to them, dude, just go up to them.

He Xuan: and say anything?

Hua Cheng: Yeah, say anything.

He Xuan: Ok

He Xuan: /goes up to Shi Qingxuan/

He Xuan: Your ass makes me forget about my dead family and fiancé.

Shi Qingxuan: /horrified and slightly flattered/

Hua Cheng, about to cry from holding back his laughter: Not that-

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?

Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #Pei Ming #hua cheng

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

hua cheng can and will tear the world asunder for his gege and that’s just the facts

#hua Cheng #san lang #hualian #incorrect tgcf #tgcf #mxtx #if tgcf showed me anything it is that hua chengs actions are like mostly if not entirely guided by whatever Xie lian is doing

[sugar-bi-scuit]

Xianle trio: *screaming*

Hua Cheng: What's wrong, gege?!

Feng Xin: Why are you only asking him when Mu Qing and I are also here?

Hua Cheng: Because gege wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two idiots scream whenever you get the chance.

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